"Haha, I'm laughing so hard, I'm laughing so hard! Oh my god, it's so fun. Oh my god, the famous iceberg beauty is actually attracted by the two of you... Haha, no one will dare to think of you now.
.It’s a pity that I didn’t bring a camera, otherwise it would have become popular if I took the photo, and it would be a big loss, a big loss!”
Xia Tian was lying on the sofa laughing so hard that he almost had a convulsion. He really didn't expect this little guy Li Li to be so smart. At first, he was worried that this kid would have stage fright and run away.
I really didn't expect that not only did he have no stage fright, but he also performed extremely well.
"go away!"
He frowned slightly, kicked Xia Tian to the carpet, and looked at the sofa where he was lying on, with a flash of displeasure in his eyes.
It took a lot of effort to change everything inside and outside the house, but he was rolling on it like this, it was so dirty! If it weren't for the fact that his idea was not bad, he would have kicked him out long ago.
"Dead pervert!"
Carpets are just carpets, I’m not picky in summer, I just sit down when I stand up.
But I still couldn't help but mutter, this guy's mysophobia is getting worse and worse, he's really a pervert.
However, he remembered that this guy had no mysophobia before. He also remembered that when he was very young, this guy would play with him in the mud and was covered in dirt by him.
So when did this guy start having mysophobia?
"Hey, Leng Litian, let me ask you a question."
Sitting upright, Xia Tian looked at Leng Litian with a serious face. He suddenly thought of a very serious question.
Leng Litian just glanced at him, pulled up the cushions on the sofa where Xia Tian had been lying just now, and threw them into the trash can with a look of disgust, then pulled a paper towel to wipe his hands, and then pulled and wiped again...
"you……"
This, this guy can't go too far, he actually...
Staring at Leng Litian with a petrified face, could he be a plague? As for that? When they were children, they ate from the same bowl. At that time, he didn't even find anyone with snot and saliva who disliked him.
Immediately, Xia Tian sighed deeply and decided not to compete with this guy.
"Leng Litian, you always tell me, when did your mysophobia begin?"
Looking at Leng Litian thoughtfully, the more Xia Tian thought about it, the more suspicious he became.
The more I think about it, the more I feel that my idea should be right.
"What do you tube!"
Leng Litian was stunned for a moment, then glanced at Xia Tian coldly and continued what he was doing.
However, his body stiffened slightly, and others would definitely not be able to notice it, but who is Xia Tian? He is his brother who has grown up with him since he wore crotchless pants.
It seems that I really guessed right.
With a sly smile on his lips, Xia Tian slowly walked to Leng Litian and looked at him with a scrutinizing face.
"In that case, is this the reason why you have not been close to women for so many years?"
Hehe, it’s so interesting. For so many years, he has not been close to women, and everyone still thinks he is a saint. It would be fun if others knew that the reason why he is not close to women is just because he has severe mysophobia and feels dirty.
Already.
"You...you have nothing to do?"
In an instant, Leng Litian's expression changed and he stared at him coldly.
"Uh, no, no... I'm just asking, just asking."
As the cold wind passed by, Xia Tian shrank his neck, but the corner of his mouth couldn't help but bring up a smile.
Hehe, I guessed it right, it turned out to be this reason.
"Oh, I finally know. It's a pity that so many girls think you are a saint. It turns out it's because of this... No wonder, I told you that you, Leng Litian, are not the kind of person with small belly and chicken intestines. Why are you like this?
After many years, there are still many people with deep grievances. It turns out that it was all because of her that harmed your sexual happiness! How pitiful...if it were me..."
"summer!"
"Snapped!"
Xia Tian sat down on the sofa, shaking his legs with a leisurely expression. After hearing a sinister scolding, various things came one after another, which scared Xia Tian and ran away with his head in his hands.
"Hey, hey... Leng Litian, are you okay? You want to beat someone to death!"
Looking at the debris on the ground, Xia Tian's back felt chilly. He didn't expect that his few words would make Leng Litian angry. If he hadn't run so fast, he would probably be in trouble right now.
"you wanna die!"
Gritting his teeth and staring at Xia Tian, Leng Li Tianzhen wanted to bite him to death.
He had never said it in so many years, but he didn't expect to be exposed by Xia Tian today. Suddenly he felt as if he was standing in a crowd without any clothes and was very uncomfortable.
"Hey, Leng Litian, how could you do this? It's none of my business! Hey, you won't kill someone and silence yourself if you get so angry!"
I became angry from shame, indeed I became angry from shame.
Leng Litian has been suffering from facial paralysis since he was a child. The first time he saw him getting angry was five years ago. This was the second time, but it seemed that both times were related to the same woman.
"court death!"
Angry, ashamed, arrogant, any kind of unhappiness, Leng Litian broke out.
With a red face, he rushed towards Xia Tian and knocked him to the ground with one kick. Xia Tian was not a fuel-efficient person either, and the two of them immediately struggled with each other.
Li Li, who was sleeping in the room, was woken up. He rubbed his eyes and walked out slowly. He saw Leng Litian and Xia Tian wrestling on the ground. He found a quiet corner and squatted down to watch their fight intently.
"Leng Litian! You have gone too far, and you are serious about it!"
"Humph! You found it yourself!"
"Then I'm not welcome!"
Xia Tian thought it was a joke, but Leng Litian was not merciless at all. His clothes were custom-made in Milan. He only wore them for the first time today, and now they were in rags. Xia Tian was immediately angry and did not spare any effort.
, desperately looking for opportunities to take revenge.
In an instant, the two men were fighting without mercy. It was the first time that Li Li saw men fighting. He was very curious. Watching them desperately pulling each other's clothes, the little guy's eyes widened.
“Dingle bell…Dingle bell…”
Just then the phone rang, but the two people struggling together couldn't notice it.
Li Li looked at the two of them and then at the phone. Finally, he rolled his eyes helplessly and ran to answer the phone with his short legs.
"Li Tian, I am mom!"
"He is busy, what is it?"
The little guy held the phone and took a serious look at Leng Litian. Well, it was so miserable that he was pinned down. It seemed that he didn't have time to answer the phone.
"What? Who are you? What is he doing? Let him answer the phone!"
On the other end of the phone, Leng Zhang Xiuling frowned in displeasure when she heard that the person answering the phone was a child, and her tone couldn't help but become very harsh.
"I'm Li Li. If he takes off uncle's clothes again, he won't have time."
I tilted my head and took another look. He had already flipped to the top, but he seemed to be very busy pulling on his summer clothes and was still sweating. He was so busy that he had no time.
"What? What uncle? What are you taking off your clothes? Tell me clearly!"
What? Take off uncle's clothes? In an instant, Zhang Xiuling was so cold that she couldn't care less about her lack of self-cultivation and scolded her loudly and sternly.
"Oh, 88."
"Crack!"
"Hey, hey..."
Wow, take off your clothes, take off your clothes...
A pair of small eyes were staring at Leng Litian and Xia Tian. How could the little guy be in the mood to pay attention to anything else? He hung up the phone and ran out quickly. On the other end of the phone, Leng Zhang Xiuling was trembling with anger and had a dark face.
rushed out.
"Hey! Don't go too far!"
"I went too far! If I haven't beaten you for many years, you really don't know how high the sky is!"
"Huh! I still don't know who is going to deal with who!"
Leng Litian and Xia Tian grew up together and had countless fights.
If there was a real fight, both sides would lose, but the two of them were just playing around to vent their emotions, so although they looked embarrassed and their clothes and pants were torn, there were no injuries on either of them.
"Okay, then let the horse come over!"
"Okay, then I'm welcome!"
Between the two of us, you punched me and I kicked you. One moment, you knocked me to the ground, and in the next moment, I hit you like a carp and pushed you to the ground. Although I am not a martial arts master, the fight between the two of them was very lively.
"Okay, okay, no more fighting, no more fighting, I'm exhausted!"
After a long time, Xia Tian finally couldn't bear it anymore and raised the white flag to surrender. Leng Litian was still making dirty tricks like he did when he was a child for so many years, and he suffered every time.
"snort!"
Leng Litian was actually very tired, but if Xia Tian didn't surrender, he wouldn't open his mouth. If Xia Tian opened his mouth to surrender, he was exhausted, and he didn't care about sitting on the ground with his butt dirty.
"Li Tian, let me ask you, what are you going to do?"
Taking a breath, regardless of how embarrassed he was, Xia Tian went straight to the topic. This child has been here for almost a week, and he can't continue like this.
"Humph! I don't believe he can abandon his own son!"
"What if she really doesn't want it anymore?"
"snort!"
"Forget it, do whatever you want, I'm exhausted... Get up, you can sit on my clothes..."
"What are you two doing!"
Half-naked to the waist, Xia Tian bent over to pick up his clothes, but at this moment, a fierce scream came from the door.
"Hey, Auntie, why are you here?"
"Mother."
"Shut up! Don't call me! Say, what are you doing! You two... you two!"
Leng Zhang Xiuling, who was dressed elegantly and elegantly, looked livid at the moment. Her eyes swept over Leng Litian and Xia Tian's bodies as fast as a knife, and her body couldn't help but tremble slightly.
No wonder, no wonder, she said why these two people are together every day, it turns out...it turns out it is really...
"How could you...how could you...do you want to make me angry to death!"
Staring at Leng Litian angrily, Leng Zhang Xiuling felt like she was going to be pissed to death.
There was a lot of buzz in the newspapers these days, and she was very suspicious, but Leng Litian didn't say anything, and she couldn't ask, so she had to hurry up and urge him to go on a blind date. But she didn't expect... she didn't expect that he would actually see it with her own eyes...
"get out!"
Staring at Xia Tian, Leng Zhang Xiuling's eyes were full of disgust.
If it weren't for the fact that their Xia family was also a famous family, she would have had him killed long ago.
"Mom! What are you doing?"
Frowning tightly, Leng Litian looked confused, what was going on?
"Leng Litian, listen to me. As long as I am alive for one day, I will not allow you two to be together. You want to be together unless I die!"