The happy and happy days came to the weekend in a blink of an eye. *Ding*dian* Xiao* said that in order to make up for the feelings between the brothers, Zhou Yun decided not to be lewd with women today, and took Li Hong and other animals to Huacheng to teach them the secrets of picking up girls, so as not to
These bastards shouted every day, 'I don't want the beauty, Zhou Yun must die.'
When Li Hong heard that his boss wanted to teach him a lesson and solve his doubts, he knelt down to Zhou Yun on the spot. He also said that he was too blind to recognize good people and wrongly blamed Brother Yun...
Qin Zhi even exonerates the young man, praising Zhou Yun for being rich first and leading others to rich later, and he explored his own skills in picking up girls, and then led his brothers to escape from bachelorhood.
So, before dawn on Saturday, four animals, Qin Zhi, Li Hong, Gong Cheng, and Wu Wenxuan, were shouting downstairs in the dormitory: "Brother Yun (Xiao Zhou)~ Let's go out and play."
The scars of the four animals healed and they forgot about the pain. Once again, they disturbed people's dreams and instantly caused the whole dormitory building to tremble.
Zhou Yun had no choice but to push away Tingting, who was lying on his body, and got up to wash up...
Jin Tingting had a relationship with the boy and was immediately obsessed with the feeling. Almost every night, the pervert would accompany her, otherwise she would not sleep... She was even more diligent than Xi Yue. Fortunately, the soundproofing effect of the dormitory room of Wuyi Academy was first-rate, otherwise it would have been fatal.
Kunisha and Liu Qing. The big girl screamed so hard that Zhou Yun felt embarrassed when he heard it...
The girls saw that Zhou Yun was out with his brothers and was not fooling around with pretty girls, so they didn't bother to care about him and continued to go back to the room to sleep.
"What a fool you are! Come and call me before dawn." Zhou Yun yawned.
"We can't sleep!" Li Hong rubbed his hands. The morning breeze was a bit cool.
"Are you still young? You look like a primary school student before a spring outing." Zhou Yun shook his head speechlessly. These guys were so excited that they had insomnia.
"No, no, no, Brother Yun is going to teach me how to chase girls today. Such a major life event must not be delayed in the slightest." Qin Zhi lifted his glasses frame and straightened his collar: "How is it? Qin is still handsome today. Let's strike up a conversation.
Beauty is okay.”
"It's so early... there's no one on the street, who are you looking for to strike up a conversation with?" Zhou Yun passed by a breakfast shop and asked for a cup of soy milk and meat buns: "Would you like some?"
"No, Brother Yun will tell us the prelude first, how to pick up beautiful girls!" Li Hong took out his notebook, which recorded all Zhou Yun's quotations. It can be said to be a guide for picking up girls, for Xiao Hong.
"Xiao Zhou, don't hide your secrets! It's all up to you to eat meat and porridge today." Gong Cheng seemed to be looking forward to today.
Zhou Yun shook the breakfast in his hand in confusion: "Fill your stomach first, otherwise you won't have the energy to please the beautiful woman..."
"Boss! Give me ten meat buns!" Gong Cheng raised his hand immediately after hearing this.
"I want twenty!" Qin Zhi was not willing to be outdone.
"Twenty-five troubles!" Li Hong scrambled.
"Fifty more!" Wu Wenxuan already made a name for himself without saying anything.
"Hey, hey, hey, have you finished eating?" Zhou Yun couldn't help but wonder if these animals didn't sleep well, and they were so smart that they ate so many meat buns that they died of exhaustion before even picking up a girl.
Fortunately, there were not that many ready-made meat buns in the store. To be precise, the buns were just coming out of the oven just after the store opened. In the end, each person shared seven meat buns equally.
The five of them took a plane to Huacheng. Zhou Yun had made an appointment with Ye Wen a few days ago to get together. After the five of them got off the plane, they met Brother Xiao Wen.
Last time Ye Wen performed a mission, he completed it quite well. Because of Zhou Yun's relationship, he knew the whole incident, so when he reported to the superiors, he was more detailed and reliable than other special operators who inquired about intelligence...
Brother Xiao Wen received good reviews for his mission. He recently took some time off and happened to come to Huacheng to play with Zhou Yun. Frankly speaking, the four brothers from the Qing Dynasty haven't gotten together for a long time...
Although Qin Zhi and others had pulled Zhou Yun out of Wenrou Township very early, they were still waiting to meet Ye Wen at around ten o'clock at noon, which made the animals very anxious...
Li Hong and Qin Zhi kept complaining that Ye Wen was too slow, causing them to waste their youth in vain.
Since Wu Wenxuan and Gong Cheng were in contact with Ye Wen for the first time, they maintained restraint. They did not imitate Qin Zhi's old talk of shaking his head and shaking his head, and scolded Brother Xiao Wen as if he hated iron. However, the anxious look on the two people's faces was clear at a glance...
"Brother Yun, where are we going?"
"How about going to the amusement park this weekend? Maybe we can meet a pretty girl..." Zhou Yun said very perfunctorily. He had no hope at all for today's trip to pick up girls and teach students.
Finding a partner doesn't happen overnight, otherwise why would there be so many singles?
"Okay!" The animals unanimously agreed and immediately rushed to Huacheng Playground with Zhou Yun on their backs.
The six animals bought tickets and entered the amusement park. Except for Zhou Yun, who was absent-minded, the rest of them were like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, looking here and there over the mountains and ridges, looking for beautiful young girls.
However, after a while, all the animals were disappointed. Although there were many people in the amusement park, there were very few beautiful women who could barely be called beauties. Even if one occasionally appeared, they would always be accompanied by a tall and powerful handsome man. Obviously, famous flowers have
host……
"Alas... I am going to die too!" Qin Zhi burst into tears, wondering if there were so many beauties in Yunziying. They were used to seeing beauties from heaven, but there was no single girl they could find in this amusement park.
"Don't be depressed. The Great Wall was built in a day." Zhou Yun comforted several animals and patted their shoulders: "Let's fill our stomachs and continue looking."
Even though they ate a lot of meat buns in the morning, they couldn't resist the eagerness of a few animals to look for beauty. After entering the amusement park, they ran around without stopping for a moment.
There is no way out in the mountains and rivers, but there is another village with dark willows and bright flowers.
Zhou Yun and the other six people came to the pizza restaurant in the amusement park with their heads down. Their eyes suddenly lit up. They suddenly found two beauties sitting quietly in this restaurant.
Qin Zhi reacted extremely quickly and immediately pulled Zhou Yun and others to a corner of the restaurant so as not to scare the girl away.
"Brother Yun! Brother Yun! Did you see it? Over there! There is a beautiful girl!"
"I saw it, but you don't need to pull me into a corner. We are not bad people! But now we are very suspicious..."
"Nervous~nervous~" Qin Zhi took out a tissue and wiped the sweat on his forehead in panic.
The two beauties in the restaurant were the most beautiful girls they had ever seen in the amusement park, and there were no macho men around them.
Zhou Yun secretly looked at the two women and found that the two women were indeed very good. One had long hair, red lips and white teeth, and a warm and bright smile. The other had short short hair, a pointed oval face, a pretty and delicate face, and a cold and serious charm that was exciting.
Regardless of which beauty she is, she clearly stands out from the rest of the girls in the playground.
"We have found a beautiful woman, who is going to strike up a conversation?" The critical moment has arrived. The animals looked at each other and couldn't make up their minds in an instant.
You know, everything is difficult at the beginning, and the first step to strike up a conversation with a beautiful woman is very important. Once you make a mistake, everything will be lost.
"Brother Yun, what do you think we should do?" Qin Zhi threw the problem to the young man. As long as he could take the first step, the rest of the communication would be easy.
"Do you know what's the most important thing about picking up a girl?" Zhou Yun asked, pretending to be mysterious.
"Brother Yun, please speak." Li Hong prepared a small notebook to record famous quotes.
"Courage! If you don't even have the courage to come forward and speak, then you're in trouble." Zhou Yun said angrily. In fact, he was also a newbie himself and didn't know how to strike up a conversation with a girl. He thought back to when he was in Qingfu No. 1 Middle School.
A certain cloud stood at the school gate waiting for Xu Qian every day, but he didn't dare to come forward and say a word.
"Well said, let me do it this time!" Gong Cheng suddenly realized it and decided to go into battle to seduce the beautiful woman himself.
"Come on! We will fully support you!" Li Hong took out a small doll from his pocket and stuffed it into Gong Cheng's palm. He said that it was a lucky paper doll bought from Anji'er, which could increase the success rate of striking up a conversation... (Three of them
Little Loli took classmate Xiao Hong’s pocket money and bought a lot of snacks.)
"Prosperous military fortune!" Everyone watched Gong Cheng leave, and saw him straightening his collar and walking toward the beauty with dignity.
However, as soon as Gong Cheng approached the beauty, two men beat him to it...
To be precise, the two men wanted to strike up a conversation with the two beauties from the beginning, but they didn't find a good opportunity. Now seeing that Gong Cheng wanted to talk to the beauties, the two men had no choice but to bite the bullet and go into battle to avoid letting Gong Cheng get there first...
"Are these two beauties going out for fun on the weekend? Do you want a macho man to protect your beauty?" one of the men asked with a smile.
"A tough guy?" The long-haired beauty couldn't help but snicker. She had seen too many tough guys.
The short-haired beauty glanced at the man lightly and said flatly: "No need, my boyfriend will be back soon, you can find someone else."
The two men were stunned for a moment. Since the beauty mentioned this, they shrugged and turned around to leave...
Gong Cheng watched the two men leave in embarrassment, and his courage level suddenly dropped to zero.
Zhou Yun and others have been hiding behind the scenes and peeping, and they are more excited than classmate Gong Cheng who is charging into the battle. However, the result is...
Oh oh oh oh! Look, Gong Cheng is up! He is approaching! He... Huh? Why is he back?
"Hello? Why are you back?"
"I don't think I can do it..." Gong Cheng scratched his head in embarrassment.
"One hundred yuan! Give it back to me!" Li Hong immediately stretched out his hand and yelled that Gong Cheng was too cowardly to do things poorly, so Lucky Doll never refunded the money and paid back with money.
"Don't, don't, don't, now is not the time for internal strife. It will be difficult for us when the beautiful lady finishes eating and leaves." Wu Wenxuan said anxiously. Qin Zhi held up his glasses with his middle finger and showed an enigmatic smile: "
Dear Mojiao
Urgent, if someone is given a great responsibility from heaven, he must first work hard on his mind, strain his muscles and bones, and starve his body and skin... Don't forget, our task today is to study! Brother Yun, it's your turn to perform on stage, my brothers must do it
Ask for advice humbly.”
"Yes! The boss is still reliable at the critical moment." Li Hong took out another lucky doll and stuffed it into Zhou Yun's palm: "Brother Yun! The martial arts will be prosperous!"
"..." How many dolls did this kid buy? (Xiaojier said that one doll can increase the success rate by 10%. The upper limit of the highest success rate is 50%, but if you buy ten, there is a 77% chance of success.
There was a discount, so Li Hong bought ten of them at once! Five to keep and five to spare...)