"Alas..." Zhou Yun sighed deeply: "I still take the 'practical assessment'."
It's not bad to go and bully the children, maybe you can meet a beautiful school girl. No, he can't continue to play with women, otherwise the girls will not forgive him, and Qin Zhi and other animals will kill him.
This time, it was treated as a voluntary activity, trying to help the animals find a partner so that they would not bother Han Xing all day long. The girl complained to him several times that the animals kept making harassing phone calls when they had nothing to do, making the sisters in the dormitory so disturbed that they could not even take a nap.
For this Zhou Yun had to pay a "painful" price and agreed to Han Xing's beautiful girl's various rude requests.
"Okay, that's the end of today's class. I have holidays tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. You guys, prepare well and set off together on Monday. Also! I lost the game at the school sports day and I haven't settled the score with you yet! This year's practical assessment
If you can't win the first place in total points, don't blame me for being ruthless!" Cheng Hui stared at Zhou Yun with a ferocious face. If it hadn't been for the boy's mistake at the last school sports meeting, his class would definitely have been first in the total points.
"I know, I know~ Don't be so cruel, okay?" Zhou Yun couldn't stand the threat, so he had to nod his head obediently.
Miss Xiyue was in a high mood. She immediately went back to her room to pack up her gifts after school, like a primary school student who was about to go camping. In the words of the black-haired girl, she had never participated in such an interesting activity.
Xi Yue's failure to participate in the practical examination with Zhou Yun can be said to be the biggest regret in her life. Now that she has the opportunity to do it again, the girl naturally cannot miss it.
After school, Zhou Yun originally wanted to sneak into the Fairy Army dormitory to play with Han Xing. However, the students from the special warfare department set off collectively this afternoon to the practical examination room to set up the scene...
Only those with special abilities will stay in school and will leave on Monday.
Ding dong~ The doorbell rang, Wang Zihan hurriedly opened the door, and saw Zhou Yun carrying two bags of delicious food: "Have you eaten? There are extra dishes."
"It smells so good. I'm troublesome with Yun Shuai again today." Wang Zihan took the dishes smoothly, then turned around and called: "Ling'er, your good brother is here to see you again."
"Brother Yun!" Xiang Ling ran out staggeringly, and Ruyan threw herself into the boy's arms.
Seeing this, Rou Momo quickly pulled Xiang Ling back to her, as if she was afraid that the big pervert would do anything wrong: "If you show your courtesy for nothing, you will either rape or steal."
"Bite!" Zhou Yun glared at Roumei's heart, his teeth creaking and grinding. Roumomo, who had suffered disaster, immediately hugged her body in fear and cursed: "Pervert!"
"Ling'er, I have to leave school again the day after tomorrow."
"Where are you going, brother Yun?" Xiang Ling is not a combatant, not even a superpower. Zhou Yun doesn't want her to be in danger, so he won't take her with him.
"Practical assessment. There should be task notices on the school bulletin board."
"Ling'er knows, but doesn't that mean I can't meet Brother Yun again?" Xiang Ling barked, obviously reluctant to let go of the young man.
"So I'm here to play with you these two days." Zhou Yun touched the girl's forehead: "And when school starts next semester, we can meet."
"For a long time, Ling'er wanted to follow Brother Yun..."
"Silly girl, you are so slow to react, and you are not a superhuman. You can easily get injured in a battle."
"Ling'er will work hard. Ling'er has already circled in circles fifty times without falling."
"Very good! Ling'er will work harder this summer and try to do a hundred laps without falling!" Zhou Yun seized the opportunity, instantly changed the subject, and gave Ling'er a new task.
"Yes!" The confused Xiang Ling agreed innocently.
"Hey! How can you be such a bad person?" Rou Momo couldn't stand it. Although Zhou Yun was thinking about Xiang Ling and didn't want her to participate in dangerous activities, there was no need to fool people.
"There are worse things! Look at my two dragons going out to sea!" Zhou Yun pretended to be fierce and pounced on Roumei. She was so scared that she ran away in panic, picked up the pillow in the living room and threw it at the beast.
"The attack rebounds!" Zhou Yun swung his hands and knocked the pillow away.
"Stop!" Wang Zihan caught the pillow from the air and put it back in its place angrily: "You two play tricks every time you meet, are you husband and wife and enemies?"
"Bah! Let him pee and look like himself. Are we still married? Are you worthy of me?" Rou Momo attacked mercilessly, criticizing Mouyun for his ugly appearance. She felt sorry for the audience and often acted like she thought she was handsome, but in fact
But the 45-degree profile of the face can scare people to death and disgust people.
Roumei was liberated from Tu Kaiyu's clutches, and her personality gradually returned to a cheerful state. Just like when she first entered Wuyi Academy, she dared to speak out without fear of Zhou Yun.
Whoa! Zhou Yun's figure suddenly flashed, and he came to Rou Momo in an instant. He raised the girl's cheeks frivolously, and whispered evilly in her ear: "Believe it or not, I will be your second Tu Kaiyu."
The word "Tu Kaiyu" is taboo for Rou Momo. When she heard this name, the girl turned pale with fear. Zhou Yun obviously preferred fighting and knocking, and was afraid of his own Rou Momo...
"Let me go." The beauty immediately softened and did not dare to challenge her anymore, because Zhou Yun did have the strength to dominate her.
"You two, stop making trouble. Momo, I heard that you also signed up for the practical assessment..." Wang Zihan quickly pulled the two away. Rou Momo said a bit too much, which seemed to anger Zhou Yun.
"The teacher suggested that I serve as the head of the news department and report on this year's assessment."
"What a good job!" Zhou Yun put a hand on the soft girl's shoulder boldly: "When the time comes, remember to report my heroic fighting posture truthfully and establish a great and good image for me!"
"What a beautiful idea! When the time comes, I will definitely tell the world about your perverted face!" Rou Momo twisted her body hard, but she couldn't break free from the beast's clutches, so she could only acquiesce aggrievedly.
Rou Momo couldn't understand, she was not Liu Yuanying, why Zhou Yun liked to bully her so much. Is it because she didn't like to obey him?
"Brother Yun, this is delicious, do you want it?" The buzzing little Ling'er had already begun to sneak in her dinner.
"Let me have a taste~ Ah... uh." Zhou Yun opened his mouth, ready to enjoy the little beauty's feeding. Unexpectedly, Xiang Ling was clumsy and stuffed the vegetable tube into his nose...
"Great job!" Rou Momo clapped her hands and applauded, which was really satisfying.
Zhou Yun counted the time and found that it had been almost a year since he reunited with Xiang Ling, but the relationship between the two seemed to have made little progress.
The first reason is that there are constant troubles and he can't spare any time at all. The second reason is that as he told Xi Yue before, there are so many beauties around him, and he doesn't want to hurt Ling'er. The third reason... Although Xiang Ling is the same as before
, obeyed his words, but still couldn't remember what happened when the two were young.
Zhou Yun did not force Xiang Ling to recall this, and now he was satisfied that the two could live together normally. However, Xu Caiyue once said that if Xiang Ling didn't remember Xiang Ling quickly, she would probably lose him.
After dinner, Zhou Yun returned to dormitory 1908. The person who opened the door to greet him was the secretary: "You're back."
"You're the only one at home? Where are Xiaoqian and the others?"
"They said they had to take the practical assessment the day after tomorrow, so they went to buy daily necessities." Shen Yinying said pitifully: "I really want to go."
The secretary sister is not a combatant, so she is not eligible to register. Zhou Yun will leave the day after tomorrow, and we will definitely not be able to meet him in the next month.
"I will definitely go find you during the summer vacation. But..." Zhou Yun smiled mischievously, and without saying a word, he pulled Miss Yin Ying into the room. The secretary was already used to this... There was no one in the dormitory, a man and a woman alone, everything was possible.
Shen Yinying is not as wealthy as Xu Qian and others, and dares to say no to Zhou Yun, so if the big pervert wants her at any time and anywhere, Shen Meiren has no right to resist, and she will do everything possible to please her lover...
Xu Qian, Xu Caiyue, and Dai Qinya were all candidates for the last practical examination. When the three girls returned to the dormitory after buying daily necessities, they saw Zhou Yun sitting in the hall, humming a little song and playing video games.
"Where is Yin Ying?" Daiqinya asked curiously.
"Sleep." Zhou Yun said that his abilities are getting more and more powerful, and his secretary sister is no match for him at all.
"I'm not sleeping, I'm being slept on." Xu Caiyue said quietly, and Xu Qian pouted and looked at Zhou Yun with hostility: "I decided not to talk to Xiaoyun for three days."
"It's unfair! How could Yin Ying do this! It's a shame that I treat you so well!" Daiqinya complained in her heart. In fact, she also wanted to get along with a certain cloud, but the problem was that she didn't dare...
The blond girl has mysophobia, and if I want to have sex with her, my body will definitely not be able to bear it. I have to wait and adapt to it gradually, step by step...
"What did you buy?" Zhou Yun reached out to ask, wanting to see what was in Xu Qian's handbag.
"I won't show you." The little princess shook her head and went back to the room to tidy up.
Zhou Yun turned to Xu Caiyue helplessly, hoping that the little fox could tell him.
"Toothbrush, towel, facial mask, and...safety products." Miss Xiaoyue secretly snickered. Big perverts never buy insurance when they do bad things. Who will be responsible if something goes wrong.
"I see." No wonder Xu Qian's face turned red and she didn't let him see what she bought. It turned out that there were safety supplies inside.
Zhou Yun couldn't help but snicker, because Sister Shunxiang had scared him a while ago, saying that she was pregnant. Afterwards, Zhou Yun devoted himself to studying the Bawang Heart Sutra, and found out that there was a wonderful way to 'get' someone pregnant... Ahem, on the contrary It's okay to come over and say 'no'.
How could the unparalleled magical skills that Xuantian taught him have such obvious weaknesses?
Thinking of this, Zhou Yun couldn't help but feel that his future self was very evil, and he actually deliberately let Sister Xunxiang and Sister Ning get shot again and again. Hey, he was so wise and powerful!
However, the girls must not know about the Overlord's Heart Sutra, otherwise it would be terrible if they were banned.
"I'm back!" Xi Yue pushed open the dormitory door, dragged a large box with both hands, and entered the living room with difficulty.
When the black-haired girl saw Zhou Yun sitting inside, she immediately threw away the big suitcase and flew into her lover's arms: "I'm so tired, can you give me a massage?"
Xiyue shook the massage roll in her hand and finally found a place to use it.
"What did you buy? Shouldn't you take it all with you for the practical assessment?"
"Yes! There are food, drink, clothing, entertainment, and supplies in it. All kinds of essentials for island travel!" Xi Yue opened the suitcase and dug out a pile of canned food.
"Didn't anyone tell you that food will be provided during the practical examination?" Zhou Yun asked in surprise.
"No..." Xi Yue shook her head in a daze, her long black hair flowing into her heart. Zhou Yun looked up at an angle of 60 degrees and happened to see the beauty with a low collar.