"Then what? What do you want?" Zhou Yun looked at Song Zhi suspiciously. He went to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing. The little guy suddenly came to him. He must have something to ask for.
"Brother, I just want to ask you some tips on how to chase girls."
"Do you have someone you like?" Zhou Yun understands very well. Today's children in the first grade of elementary school probably have someone they like. Sister Caiyue has been eyeing him since she was in kindergarten.
"I can't say there isn't, but I can't say there is." Song Zhi said that sooner or later he will meet someone he likes, and now he is well prepared when asking for advice.
"What good can I do by teaching you how to pick up girls?" Zhou Yun sat carelessly at the stairs of the dormitory. Song Zhi tactfully walked around him and helped him beat his back with moderate strength: "Brother Tian, I even call you brother."
, I will definitely serve you with all my strength, big brother."
"Hmm... Not bad. Since you are so knowledgeable, I will teach you two moves later." Zhou Yun said with a naughty smile. The scene in front of him was very familiar. Li Hong, Qin Zhi, Wu Wenxuan and other animals often
To please him so much.
"Thank you, Brother Tian! When will we start teaching?"
"So urgent?" Zhou Yun rushed back to the dormitory before he could take a breath.
"Hehe, I want to see Brother Tian's skills quickly."
"Then you have to prepare." Zhou Yun said that he was not a Yue Lao, so how could he just take advantage of her? Women are very delicate things, and you must work hard before pursuing her!
Of course, Zhou Yun naturally has a secret to deal with young girls who are new to the world. But this trick is a bit demoralizing...
Zhou Yun thought for a while: "Well, come to my dormitory at three o'clock, and I will show you some good things. Remember, this is my dormitory."
Teacher Gao originally prepared two rooms for them. Currently, Zhou Yun and Xu Caiyue are living in Nangong Lingyu's room, while his own dormitory is unused.
"Okay! Let's meet in the afternoon..." Song Zhi was full of excitement and seemed to be looking forward to the afternoon activities.
Xu Caiyue watched Song Zhi leave and couldn't help but sneered at Mou Yun: "You really taught a bad kid."
"Caiyue, you don't understand. Children these days are very precocious!" Zhou Yun half hugged Xiaoyue and went back to his room to rest. It was only one o'clock at noon and he hadn't taken a nap yet.
At 2:30 in the afternoon, Zhou Yun was still asleep, but Song Zhi couldn't wait to find him, and even brought a friend with him...
Xiaoyue Meimei hates others interrupting her rest, especially when she is enjoying peaceful moments in Mou Yun's arms. If Zhou Yun hadn't repeatedly dissuaded her, the squad leader would have taken it out on Song Zhi.
"Wait a minute..." Zhou Yun shouted, and took his time to tidy up Xu Caiyue's messy clothes. Although the two of them didn't do anything, they were alone, a man and a woman hugging each other. How could Zhou Yun not eat the little fox tofu?
"It's not three o'clock yet." Zhou Yun opened the door and saw Song Zhi and Lin Yong standing outside.
Lin Yong is Song Zhi's good friend, and the two often hang out together, so Zhou Yun is not surprised that he comes together.
"The dormitory is too boring, and the teacher doesn't let me go out, so I came here early." Song Zhi smiled shyly, while Zhou Yun's eyes were covered and his hair was messy, but he thought he was still taking a nap.
"You must have never skipped class." Zhou Yun opened the door and asked the two of them to enter the room. The teacher didn't let them out, so wouldn't they be able to escape? The dormitory building is not strictly guarded...
"What are we going to do now? Go out to find girls?" Lin Yong asked eagerly. He heard from his friends that Zhou Yun taught them how to pick up girls this afternoon, so he followed them over to see what was going on.
"Come here! Come here!" Zhou Yun led the two of them into the room and turned on the built-in computer in the dormitory.
Song Zhi and Song Zhi didn't know what he was going to do, but they still followed his instructions and sat in rows in front of the computer.
Before Zhou Yun took a nap, he found some romantic action movies on the Internet that were not suitable for children, and now he played them unscrupulously for two underage children. No wonder Xiaoyue Meimei said that he was a bad teacher to children.
"Brother Tian, you asked us to come here just to watch this?" Song Zhi was puzzled and secretly told Zhou Yun that he and his gay friends often hid in places without adults to watch movies not suitable for children.
"Don't be distracted! This is just a prelude! Watch it carefully!" Zhou Yun shouted seriously, and the two little animals nodded and immediately started watching with relish.
Frankly speaking, for Zhou Yun, who is surrounded by so many beauties, the film in front of him is really unattractive, but the posture can be learned so that he can bully girls in the future.
However, at this moment, Xu Caiyue combed her long hair and walked out of the room calmly: "Where are the beasts?"
"Wow!" A female voice suddenly came to their ears, and Song Zhi and Lin Yong jumped up in fright.
"Brother Tian, please turn it off quickly." The two of them were so frightened that they felt like they were being raped in bed, and they instantly withered.
"Oh~ why are you two so nervous! Just pretend she doesn't exist." Zhou Yun said that as long as she doesn't offend Miss Xiaoyue, she will not betray anyone.
"But it's not good if there are girls here." Lin Yong said awkwardly. Xu Yue is so beautiful, and they don't want to lose their grace in front of the girl.
"What's wrong? If you don't even have the guts, why are you picking up girls?" Zhou Yun shouted without restraint, making the two little boys blush.
However, Song Zhi and Lin Yong secretly took a look at Xu Caiyue and saw that she was very calm. They simply pretended to be calm and listened to Zhou Yun's words and sat down to continue watching.
Thirty minutes later, Zhou Yun turned off the computer and looked at the two little boys who were still unfinished: "Listen carefully, the critical moment is coming!"
"Critical moment? What critical moment?" Song Zhi asked curiously.
"Oh! Why did you turn off the computer?" Lin Yong even yelled, "Why don't you continue watching? It's the exciting part. I bet both guys have forgotten the real purpose of this afternoon.
"What the hell! Let me ask you, are you two here to watch a movie or to study!"
"Learn!" The two of them suddenly realized that their mission to find Mouyun was to learn how to pick up girls.
"Follow me, it's time for practice." Zhou Yun patted his butt and stood up.
"Practice?" Song Zhi was confused. He had learned nothing, how could he practice it? Did Xuantian want to take them to whoring? Admittedly, despite their doubts, the two of them followed Zhou Yun and left the room...
"Do you know where Shen Li's dormitory is?"
"Brother Tian's target is Shen Li?" Song Zhi asked doubtfully.
"What? Do you like her? If so, I will change my target..." Zhou Yun said casually. Anyway, he had no intention of actually killing the little girl.
"No. Although Shen Li is pretty, I still like a gorgeous big sister. I want her to be like Teacher Tang!"
"Me too! But Xu Yue can do it too!" Lin Yong added continuously.
"Yes! Xu Yue can do it too!"
"Give up, these two people are my prey..." Zhou Yun said naively, I really don't understand why today's children actually like Sister Yu, and the last one, 'Xu Yue is also okay', why does Xu Yue also
OK?
"We know, that's why we ask you for tips on picking up girls! If we encounter the same type in the future, we will have a way to deal with it!" Song Zhixiao said excitedly, Tang He has been taken advantage of by a certain cloud, and they have no intention of taking it away. Love. As for Xu Yue, you can let go of this first. Sister Zhou Yun protects her as a matter of course...
"Stop talking nonsense and tell me Shen Li's dormitory number." Zhou Yun was too lazy to dwell on this issue. The little kid was very knowledgeable. He thought that when he was in elementary school, he never noticed that Caiyue was very beautiful until the second year of junior high school. Later, he gradually realized that the venomous and sinister squad leader had the skin of a fairy. He felt sorry for this more than once. If he had a gentler personality, he would definitely fall in love with him...
"I looked at the dormitory list, and she seems to live in room 0705." Lin Yong thought for a while and said.
"Let's go! Remember to listen to my instructions later."
"Yes! Instructor!" The two little guys were very eye-catching. They stood at attention and saluted, expressing their absolute obedience to the orders of their superiors.
Although they don't know what Zhou Yun is going to do, the master must have a unique strategy.
"Listen up! You must pay attention to one thing when chasing a girl. No matter whether it is good or bad, you must leave a deep impression on the girl!"
"We've heard about this." Song Zhi and Lin Yong looked at Zhou Yun.
"No, in fact, impression is very particular. Good impressions don't need to be explained much, but bad impressions need to be very careful! You can't make a girl hate you, you can't make her be afraid of you, or find you annoying or disgusted with you. You just She needs to be angry! It’s better to be angry when she’s ashamed!”
"In other words, this bad impression must meet the four criteria, 'profound', 'interesting', 'passionate' and 'not disgusting', so from a certain perspective, a bad impression is more difficult than a good impression."
"For example?" Song Zhi and Lin Yong both opened their eyes, seeming to deeply trust Zhou Yun's deception.
"For example...forcibly kissing a girl. The target must be an innocent little girl who has no experience. If she is suddenly forcibly kissed by you, she will definitely be deeply impressed by you, and although she may be angry, she will not hate you. More Maybe I’m looking at you at a loss!”
"It seems to make sense." Song Zhi nodded and thought deeply. If he suddenly kissed a girl in the class, the girl in the class would not be too disgusted, and it would leave a profound impact...
If you reverse your position and a girl you don't hate suddenly kisses you, huh huh huh! You may pretend to be angry on the surface, but you must be very happy in your heart!
"You want to forcefully kiss Shen Li!" Lin Yong was really impressed. No wonder he was able to tame Tang He and his boldness was extraordinary!
"No, today I'm going to teach you another method." Zhou Yun chuckled slyly, he was not so naughty as to bully the little girl, and it would not be too late to forcefully kiss Shen Li in ten years.
"What method?"
"Follow me." Zhou Yun and the two boys sneaked to the door of Shen Li's dormitory. He first used his clairvoyance power to confirm that the girl was in the room before starting to arrange tasks.
Zhou Yun and the others squatted at the door of dormitory 0705, screaming at Eva in the dormitory through the narrow door gap...
"Wow!"
"Wow! Wow!"
"Whoa! Whoa!"
Classmate Shen Li, a good boy who was reading and studying in the dormitory, suddenly heard a barking sound coming from outside the door, and his brows suddenly furrowed into the Chinese character "Chuan".
"She doesn't seem to have come out?"
"Then make it louder!" Zhou Yun and Lin Yong continued to exclaim, as if they suddenly saw a stunning beauty taking a bath.
The girl who lived in the same dormitory as Shen Li couldn't help but look at the door with curiosity: "Why is it so noisy outside?"
"Let me go out and take a look." Shen Li sighed helplessly. I really don't know which class of idiot boys were making trouble at the door of their room.