"It's not Kaisen~! I'm very unhappy that I didn't win the championship!" Zhou Yun curled his lips and clasped his hands and said in dissatisfaction: "The Fairy Army is nothing more than that, not as powerful as you said, if it weren't for the three of them fighting
It’s just me, there’s no way I can lose. And let me tell you, I’m already injured!”
"Oh oh oh! You mean, in a fair fight alone, you are capable of defeating the captain of the Fairy Army."
"Don't talk about the captain of the Fairy Army, even if she is their captain, I can make her surrender!" Bragging costs nothing, and Zhou Yun doesn't mind bragging: "Do you see the Chinese cuisine on the table?
I snatched it back from Willis!"
"Pfft..." Xi Yue couldn't hold back her laughter. Obviously, she didn't expect Zhou Yun to be so shameless, but thinking about it from another angle, this Chinese delicacy was indeed obtained from Wei Lisi.
"Real or false?" How could Rou Momo believe Zhou Yun's words.
"Really! Pearls are not that real! Didn't you see Captain Wei Lisi when you came?" As soon as Wei Lisi left, Rou Momo arrived with the interview team. Zhou Yun believed that they must have met Qin Qin.
Little Liz.
"We did see her." Roumomo bumped into Willis downstairs of the infirmary. At first, she was curious about why the girl came to the clinic.
"She came to apologize to me! Yesterday, she defeated me in the fight for the canteen with dishonorable means! (Villis has weapons, he does not.)"
"You have already fought against her!" Rou Momo was overjoyed, this is really big news.
"That's right! If she hadn't suffered internal injuries yesterday, how could Fang Lulu be my opponent today!"
"Dear, take a rest." Xu Caiyue poured a glass of water for Zhou Yun. He should be tired after blowing for so long.
"Also! I also heard someone say that you are the boyfriend of my international friend Xi Yue, and you are close to the fourth daughter of the Xu family and classmate Xu Caiyue. What is the relationship between the three of you?"
"Why am I an international friend?" Miss Xiyue didn't know whether to cry or laugh. Her nature of helping others by doing good deeds every day has long been recognized by all the teachers and students of Wuyi Academy. Everyone praised the black-haired girl, not only people
She is beautiful and has a bodhisattva heart, which is in sharp contrast to a certain sinister squad leader.
"The three of us have a very ambiguous relationship." Zhou Yun said proudly, obviously bragging his way to heaven and a bit forgetting his roots.
"How ambiguous are you?" Rou Momo became more and more curious about the relationship between the three of them, because Zhou Yun said that they were ambiguous, but neither woman showed any objection or surprise.
"Skin-to-skin contact!" Zhou Yun replied without thinking. This bombshell knocked Rou Momo unconscious.
"Thank you very much, classmates, for cooperating with the interview! Brothers, close the team!"
After getting the information she wanted, Rou Momo retreated because she had noticed Xu Caiyue's unhappy expression.
She couldn't bear it when the fourth young lady of the Xu family went crazy, so she took the Thirty-six Strategies...to get out of the way!
"Hey! Don't go! I still have a lot of exciting things to say. For example, Han Qiu Ming has a pink plum blossom birthmark between her left breast and armpit! Mu Xiaoya's big white rabbit has..."
"Woof woof woof!" the puppy Orange quickly howled to prevent the shocking news from leaking out.
"Why did Caiyue take out the knife? Did I do something wrong?" Zhou Yun looked at Xu Caiyue with a blank expression. The little fox smiled while holding the knife. That was not a good sign.
The next morning, when Zhou Yun saw the news department's "Daily Violence", he finally understood why Xiaoyue Meimei used the knife on him.
"Big news. Lovers fly day and night, but love is from a stupid woman..." Xu Caiyue clapped her hand at the daily newspaper. Zhou Yun was eloquent in what he said yesterday. Today, the entire page of the Wuyi Academy's daily newspaper is full of his heroic deeds.
"Uh... let me take a look." Zhou Yun lay down in the triangular shabby house to take a rest. With Orange, the divine dog, intimidating all directions, snakes, insects, rats, and ants did not dare to approach, so he slept very comfortably at night.
"The perfect double kill of a playboy, tainting the innocence of two beauties. Wow, he looks so powerful..." Xi Yue saw the headline of the newspaper. The fourth lady of the Xu family, the lone star of the evil star, finally fell for love. She is willing to marry Xi Yue, the lover of the public.
Serving one husband together.
"The fairy army is not good at all, they can only bully the few with more, and Wei Lisi is a loser! I'm sorry..." Zhou Yun began to sweat on his forehead, Rou Momo said this too eloquently, and the first half of the sentence was easy to handle,
Later, it was said that kissing Xiao Lisi was a loser, but it didn’t cost his life!
"Are you sure this is here?"
"Just in front, there will be no mistake..."
"???" The voices of Han Qiuming and Mu Xiaoya came to Zhou Yun's ears, just as he was about to climb out of the triangular house to take a look at the situation.
Wow! The simple triangular house suddenly collapsed, and he and Xiyue were trapped under the bamboo raft. The puppy Orange escaped with his agility.
"What's wrong! What's wrong!" Zhou Yun pushed aside the bamboo raft and saw Han Qiu Ming and Mu Xiaoya staring at him angrily.
"What's wrong? You have the nerve to ask us!"
"You... how did you know?" Mu Xiaoya blushed like a cloud and pointed to the corner of the newspaper, "Secret Lover: President of the Girls' Association and Director of the Disciplinary Inspection Department".
After verification (Cheng Shuang nodded, Xiao Kale broke the news), Han Qiu Ming has a plum blossom birthmark on her chest, and Mu Xiaoya is exquisite and a top nanny...
"Hey~ she actually heard it!" Zhou Yun was in disbelief. He thought Juzi was barking but Rou Momo couldn't hear it...
"You peeked at us taking a shower!?" Han Qiuming looked at her coldly, and Zhou Yun quickly shook his head: "No!"
Both of them are an old couple, so Zhou Yun naturally understands the characteristics of the two women.
"Then how did you know about me..." Mu Xiaoya didn't know how to speak, because this news made her embarrassed to face all the teachers and students in the school.
"Well... the weather is really nice today." Zhou Yun smiled awkwardly and tried to fool him.
"Er~ They will be even more angry if you do this." Xi Yue hid under him to watch the show. Earlier, the triangular house collapsed, and Zhou Yun used his body to cover her without saying a word, which made the girl feel happy in her heart.
"You! Don't blame me for being rude if you don't tell me!" Mu Xiaoya pulled out the seven-inch telescopic weapon hanging from her waist.
The retractable weapon looks like a flashlight and can be hung around the waist for easy carrying. There is a button in the middle. When pressed, it transforms into a simple long bow. It is one of Mu Xiaoya's self-defense weapons.
Seeing the weak girl drawing her bow angrily, condensing the power of the Phoenix, and staring at him eagerly, Zhou Yun couldn't help but look at Miss Xiaoya angrily: "How dare you hurt me!"
What is tolerable is unbearable, and the weak girl's rebellion must not be tolerated! Zhou Yun opened the bamboo raft and stood up menacingly...
"Why don't you dare!" Daqing Mu Xiaoya didn't know her situation yet, but she was still tit for tat with Zhou Yun: "As the head of the Disciplinary Inspection Department, I must maintain the campus atmosphere. Your behavior has...ah!"
Before Mu Xiaoya could finish her words, the Phoenix Power in her body suddenly disappeared, and she fell to the ground like a puppet with its strings cut off.
"Little lamb~哴哴崴~do you think you can hurt me?" Zhou Yun had a lewd smile on his face, and stepped closer to Mu Xiaoya, his ten fingers constantly moving irregularly.
"You...what are you going to do!" Mu Xiaoya was puzzled as to why her powers suddenly disappeared and what the man in front of her did to her!
"I want your body to remember the fear of being dominated by me! Aokaaokaaoka..."
"No...don't...hey!"
Zhou Yun is very familiar with the body of a soft girl, and his ‘dangdang massage hand’ is Tianke Mu Xiaoya,
"That's enough, no more. Ah... so comfortable... no!" Mu Xiaoya's face turned red and her delicate body softened to the ground. She bit her lip and gasped because she couldn't stand Zhou Yun's massage: "Be gentle... please don't be too harsh."
If you use too much force, I will break...ah!!!"
Mu Xiaoya was born with a charming body, and she really couldn't stand the torment of the slutty massage hands. Zhou Yun just kneaded her back a few times, and the weak girl gave in and surrendered, lying on the ground exhausted and gasping.
Han Qiu Ming was simply stunned when she saw this scene. She could not imagine that a seemingly ordinary back massage could actually make Mu Xiaoya's soul ascend to heaven. It was really unbelievable.
After a while, Mu Xiaoya came back to her senses. She stared blankly at Zhou Yun for a while, then like a frightened rabbit, she covered her face and turned around to run away. Then a sentence came from far away: "Everyone said
If you don't hold me back, I won't be able to get married..."
Zhou Yun chuckled mischievously, thinking that he would be able to relive the old scenes in his lifetime, it was so interesting.
"It's your turn. Caiyue catch her!" Zhou Yun turned around, and Qiu Ming's little wife kicked his triangular house over. It was time for retribution.
"What are you going to do?" Han Qiu Ming was a little scared, but unfortunately it was too late. Xu Caiyue flexibly held her arms so that she could not move.
"Like her, the horse kills the chicken!"
"You! Don't come here! I shouted molestation!" Han Qiu Ming's mood at this moment is hard to describe. She saw Mu Xiaoya's charming look just now. Is that magical massage really that powerful? Han Qiu Ming's mouth
She says no, but deep down she yearns for it, just like Sister Qiu Ming is a sultry woman who always gets angry when no one can see her...
"If I had known this, why would I do it in the first place? You destroyed my house, and you must pay the price! Aokaaokaaoka..."
"Wait... wait a minute! Acridine... this is it! Angry!"
After a round of sanctions, both Ruan Meizi and Han Qiu Ming suffered the same retribution, and finally escaped from Zhou Yun's clutches in shame.
Zhou Yun's massage techniques are really weird. They may seem ordinary, but in reality they contain profound meanings that no woman can resist.
"Done!" Zhou Yun clapped his hands. Fortunately, the people who came were Soft Girl and Qiu Ming. If they had been replaced by Wei Lisi, I'm afraid it wouldn't be so easy to deal with.
"You are so amazing. How did you do that massage just now?" Xi Yue was curious in every possible way.
"Want to try it?"
"OK!"
"You lay the bamboo raft flat, then lie down on it, and I will give you a beauty massage!" Zhou Yun rummaged through Xu Caiyue's small leather bag and took out a bottle of facial cleanser.
"So this is how I use the facial cleanser in my backpack!" Xi Yue suddenly realized. She never understood that she didn't use facial cleanser on weekdays, but she didn't know why, so she bought a bottle and put it in her backpack.
The two women were lying on the flat bamboo raft quietly, enjoying Zhou Yun's meticulous service.