"Ahem, don't look at anything inappropriate, don't hear anything inappropriate, don't say anything inappropriate, don't move anything inappropriate, it's a sin. Boss, think twice, attempted indecent assault is very tragic..." Qin Zhi said sincerely, six indecent assaults + attempted in one breath, it seemed really
I want to persuade Zhou Yun to turn back and make the right decision.
"Second brother, just don't go." Li Hong hated Qin Zhi the most. He clearly wanted to be 'indecent' in his heart, but he kept muttering about right and wrong.
"No, we share blessings and share hardships. How can I abandon my brothers at a critical moment!"
"Are you really not afraid of death? My sister hates sneaky people the most..." Mu Feng suddenly interrupted and told the wolves that if they failed to attack the camp, Mu Xiaoya would probably be punished.
"No, I think your sister is very gentle. She is the kind of woman who is happy to marry anyone. She is very considerate." Gong Cheng thought back to the girl. He only thought that Xiaoya was kind and kind. She was as kind as the sister next door. How could this happen?
Serve them with severe punishment?
"Father, that is your wishful thinking. According to the intelligence, once the eldest daughter of the Mu family is angry, even Mr. Mu will be afraid." Wu Wenxuan instantly analyzed the character of Xiaoya, who is soft on the outside but strong on the inside. Mu Feng was shocked when he heard that.
He nodded frequently: "Little Brother Wu is still insightful. My sister is usually easy to bully, but when she encounters bad people and bad things, no one can stop the wind of justice. So when doing bad things, you must be especially careful with her."
"Brother Mu, are you a man? You should really look up to my boss and never hesitate to act like a beast, for fear of doing this or that will make it difficult for you to become a great person!"
"Xiao Hong is right! We were just peeping at the women's camp, and there is nothing illegal! At most, we can just take a photo and leave. No one loses..."
"Wait a minute, it's illegal to peek and take photos." Hai Luo said quickly. He felt that Zhou Yun and the others were so slutty that they actually planned to break into the woman's house at night and take photos.
"What are you waiting for? Don't you want to see how cute Fang Lulu looks in her pajamas? Don't you want to see Fang Lulu's seductive sleeping posture? Don't you want to take the opportunity to take some naughty photos and take them home for viewing, collection, and actual use?
Use it! There are no women here, put away all your useless hypocrisy!" Zhou Yun spoke in a dignified manner, which made Hailuo's heart beat. It was Zhou Yun's specialty to mislead pure young people. Back then, Li Hong, Ye Wen, and Qin Zhi were the ones who
Being led astray by him like this...
"That..." Hailuo's heart was moved, and his mind instantly thought of Fang Lulu wearing three-point pajamas, but he quickly came back to his senses. Why did the other party only mention Fang Lulu? Could it be that Zhou Yun noticed that he was interested in the girl?
Interesting? He seems to have never expressed his feelings to anyone...
"But, before we act, let's make a gentleman's agreement first! No matter who the beauties next door end up with, no one can complain! Let alone retaliate!" Zhou Yun's little tail was exposed, and the slender lady was eager to ask for help.
With so many animals, who can guarantee that they will not be attracted by beautiful women? In order not to affect everyone's feelings, the young man proposed the principle of fair competition as early as possible to avoid being beaten by his brothers in the end.
"Holy shit! Boss, you want to live alone and don't let others take revenge. How despicable!" Li Hong was the first to express his dissatisfaction.
"Go away! If you can, show me how to eat alone." Zhou Yun defended, and at the same time secretly sighed that Li Hong deserved to be taught by him, and he could see his intentions in the blink of an eye.
"Bah! If I have that ability, it's your turn to be the boss!"
"Well, all the participants can compete with each other. As long as they are not married, there is no problem in fighting for love or anything else. The premise is that it is aboveboard! Do you agree? If you are a man, just do it!" Although Zhou Yun does not have any grand ideas,
But he has a lot of clever ideas. Rather than letting the boys secretly cause trouble, it is better to do it openly. Anyway, he has already taken the lead, and no one is afraid of picking up girls in front of him...
"I have no objection." Qin Zhi was the first to agree. The reason is that the boy is not interested in women at the moment, or he has not yet met a girl who makes his heart beat.
"Okay, I agree! When the goddess changes her mind, boss, please don't blame me for stealing her love!" Li Hong admired Xu Qian endlessly, but it was a pity that the young man came first, and the current agreement allowed him to please the beautiful woman openly and honestly.
"Hey, you should think clearly. This agreement is a double-edged sword. You can strike with a sword, but he can also steal your love. If you find a beautiful woman in the future, he might steal it." Mu Feng quickly conveyed the key points.
Li Hong is just a kid who is not afraid. Even if he loses in a head-to-head confrontation, he will admit defeat.
"Otherwise, in the future, anyone who discovers a beautiful woman must report it to the organization first, so that it can be considered a fair competition!" Wu Wenxuan's occupational disease has occurred again. It is his personal interest to collect intelligence, especially first-hand information about beauties.
.Maybe it can be sold for a big price...
"What a proposal!" Zhou Yun quickly took out a pen and paper from his bed, and hastily added Wu Wenxuan's resource sharing theory on it. It turned out that he had already drafted a "gentleman's treaty" in nine copies, and all he needed to do was sign it.
"This... seems to have nothing to do with me, but it doesn't matter if I agree with it." Long Tan is very self-aware. The beauties opposite him cannot possibly fall in love with a small person like him. It doesn't matter whether he signs or not.
"I think it's better to be ordinary. I won't be able to enjoy the beauty if it's too deep." Mu Feng is very honest. It's definitely rare to see a good and funny man like him. The signing of the contract is to cooperate with the public. It is estimated that the ordinary girl he likes may not be the same.
It will suit the appetite of all you sewolves.
"Is signing this directly related to peeping at the women's camp?" Hailuo asked curiously. Those are completely different things. Why does the young man insist on everyone signing this inexplicable fake 'gentleman's agreement'.
"Send a petition!" Zhou Yun said naively: "As the saying goes, we all share the same blessings and share the same hardships. We must work together to overcome the difficulties. If one person is unfortunately caught peeping, hehehe~~ everyone must bear the responsibility together!"
"Brother Yun wouldn't want to explore the women's camp alone at night and say that everyone planned it together when he was arrested?" Qin Zhi expressed doubts. The young man is very domineering towards girls. Zhou Yun has never made concessions on issues involving beauties. This agreement
I'm afraid it has other connotations.
"Uh-huh... How is that possible? I am very loyal and will not betray anyone even if I am caught." Zhou Yun rubbed his nose shyly.
"Oh! The boss wiped his nose! He's lying!" Li Hong was very familiar with the boy's behavior. Once he scratched his butt or wiped his nose, it meant something was wrong.
"Go, go, go! Everyone has signed, no regrets! Everyone keeps one copy, and you will be responsible for the consequences if you lose it!" Zhou Yun sent out the note, but soon realized something was wrong. There are nine copies here, why are there only eight people?
Sign? That’s right! How could I forget my brother-in-law?
Zhou Yun crawled forward in the small tent and climbed up to Xu Jian in a blink of an eye. Currently, the boss Jian was resting his head with his hands behind his head and closed his eyes. Because he knew his uncle's personality, Zhou Yun knew clearly that Xu Jian should sign the agreement.
A slutty gentleman's agreement is simply more difficult than reaching the sky. So he chose another way to solve the difficulty. Since signing is impossible, then sign it! Can you withdraw money from the bank without stamping it with your finger?
But the question arises again. My brother-in-law has his hands behind his head. How can we make him submit?
When Zhou Yunzhengyu quietly pulled away the opponent's wrist, Xu Jian's cold voice sounded: "Do you want to die?"
The tent was only three to five meters long and wide, and the conversation of several people was transmitted to Xu Jian's ears word for word. Now that the young man dared to set his sights on him, he probably wanted to hang himself because he thought his life would be long.
"Hey...Boss Jian, are you still awake?" Zhou Yun greeted very cordially.
"You all should be honest with me tonight. If anyone dares to step out of the tent, I will tell him not to see the bright sun..." Xu Jian said in a yin voice. He was so scared that Sao Nian quickly crawled back to the bed. Xu Qian and Xu Caiyue fell asleep.
In the camp next door, how could brother Jian sit back and watch the wolf harm his little sister? Fortunately, they still talked about it with gusto, which is really embarrassing for men...
Brother Xu Jian was so powerful and domineering that he could calm down the night attack team with just one sentence and lie down on the bed obediently to sleep. No one, including Li Hong and Qin Zhi, dared to provoke him. The reason was very simple.
The young man scares away the big shots, how dare they twist their beards?
What a damn girl! No wonder he asked to sleep at the door just now to prevent them from leaving the camp in the middle of the night. Zhou Yun complained in his heart, but his mind was struggling with how to get Xu Jian to sign a gentleman's agreement. With a flash of inspiration, the young man thought happily,
Since fingers won't work, why not use toes instead? They are all fingerprints anyway...
Thinking of doing it, Zhou Yun used the time slot to sneak up at Xu Jian's feet, and then used Time Acceleration. With lightning speed, he smeared and stamped, and printed a document with each toe, completing nine marks in an instant.
Then it disappeared into thin air.
Xu Jian noticed something was wrong, and immediately jumped up and looked around, but everyone was squinting and pretending to be asleep, so he couldn't find out what was going on, thinking that the sea breeze had blown the tent and touched him.
"It's done! This thing is hard-won, everyone has one share, keep it carefully!" Zhou Yun waited for everything to calm down, then took out the agreement and distributed it to everyone. In other words, if Brother Jian knew that the young man used his toes to sign,
I don't know what his expression will be.
"Brother Yun is awesome!" Li Hong quickly put away the agreement and asked curiously: "How about tonight's action?"
"We are temporarily stranded. My brother-in-law is guarding the door. It will be difficult for us to sneak out. Anyway, we have only a long time to come." After saying that, Zhou Yun turned around and fell asleep. He was exhausted today. If he hadn't been worried about his brothers making love for the beauty in the future,
Aodun, it is rare for him to make a gentleman's agreement tonight... As for whether this agreement can have the ideal effect, it is unknown.
Zhou Yun admitted that he was very greedy. He didn’t want to let go of any of the beauties around him, nor did he want to lose any of his brothers. It would be great if everyone could always get together, but unfortunately all feasts in the world come to an end. The end of the assessment means that they will go their separate ways.
Running for something...
The practical assessment is over, and all the candidates can finally go to bed peacefully. They don't have to get up in the middle of the night to take shifts, and they don't have to worry about enemy attacks. However, the official assessors are extremely busy. After all, this year's assessment is truly a classic, and the results of the Yunzi Camp can be said to be great.
It was an unprecedented brilliance, setting several historical records one after another.
The official evaluators have no idea how to evaluate this super legion. How do you ask them to evaluate a legion that can compete with the Seven Battalion Alliance and not fall behind? This is not something that can be done by just writing the word "excellent"...