Zhou Yun sighed softly and secretly said that he must be more careful in the future to avoid being tricked by Miss Xiaoyue again. Xuanlijing seemed to like to cause trouble, always arousing the envy, jealousy and hatred of the little princess and others...
After the military training was completed at noon, Zhou Yun had a hurried lunch and then went to the second playground of the junior high school in accordance with Rong Xuandan's request.
Before that, while chewing rice, the young man told Xu Qian what happened last night in a few words, so that everyone would not wonder why he went to the execution department.
Xu Qian was not worried at all about the boy going to work in the executive department, but it was the little girl Rong Xuandan he mentioned lightly that caught the girl's attention.
Zhou Yun's ability to hook up with others cannot be ignored, and he may have to add more opponents. The little princess repeatedly warned not to mess with girls before letting the boy go...
There were three girls standing on the lawn of the second playground of the junior high school. Two of them were quarreling with each other and you were glaring at me. The other one was more ladylike and seemed to disdain to argue with each other, so she stood quietly in the back and observed.
Huh? Aren't those little Kale and Anji'er? Why are they quarreling with someone? Before Zhou Yun got close, he heard people on both sides bickering...
"Hey, you two crazy girls, please wait. Benxiu's cousin will be here soon. He is more powerful than any of your elder brothers," Rong Xuandan shouted sweetly.
"That's impossible." Xiao Kale shook his index finger triumphantly: "Kale's eldest brother is a dragon in the vagina, seducing three thousand beauties in the harem. Even the Jade Emperor is not such a beast. His cousin
I am only allowed to wash socks for my brother..."
Xiao Kale's admiration for Zhou Yun is like an endless river. Therefore, the girl always likes to show off to Zhou Yun, saying that she has such a powerful big brother.
Filial sons have a desire to compare, especially when they see others showing off what they don't have, they will feel particularly unhappy.
Rong Xuandan is no exception. Whenever she hears Xiao Kale talking to Anji'er about the heroic deeds of young people and how her elder brother dotes on her and even gives her treasures from the supernatural world without hesitation, the little girl feels very uncomfortable.
Shu Xin. Why do they have big brothers, but Ben Xiu doesn’t?
"You lied without making a draft. In what era is it now, it's impossible to seduce three thousand beauties?" Rong Xuandan snorted and pointed at Xiao Kale: "You are simply ignorant, naive, and ridiculous..."
"Dean Nainai said that Carlo is an honest and good boy. If you don't believe me, just ask Jier." Xiao Kale retorted confidently. Everyone can doubt her character, but they can't doubt her elder brother's bestiality. This is the only thing.
It is an indisputable fact...
"Big Brother is indeed very popular among girls. Even Sister Qianqian is fascinated by him." Anji'er didn't know when she started calling Xiao Kale Junior Big Brother. It is estimated that Kale talked about Zhou Yun's benefits in front of her all day long, which led to
The image of a prince in the little girl's mind suddenly turned into that of Zhou Yundi.
Rong Xuandan was shocked. Unlike Xiao Kale, Anji'er often opposed her, but never lied. In other words, their eldest brother could really seduce three thousand beauties. However, the little girl still refused to give in.
: "Humph, what's so great about just three thousand people? My cousin can seduce four thousand beauties."
"Big brother has seduced five thousand people." Xiao Kale raised his chest and slapped with five fingers. Rong Xuandan did not give in: "This show's cousin has seduced six thousand people."
"Big brother seduces seven thousand"
"Seduce Eight Thousand"
"Big brother can seduce a trillion beauties"
"My cousin can seduce a beautiful woman from Beijing"
Zhou Yun listened silently to the argument between the two women, with cold sweat constantly falling from his forehead. Regardless of the huge amount of one trillion yuan, the total number of men, women, old and young in the world is not that many. The most puzzling thing is, why do little girls use it?
To describe it as "seduce", wouldn't it be better to use "sitting on" three thousand beauties?
Zhou Yun could probably tell something fishy from the conversation between the three little beauties. Now the young man finally understood why Rong Xuandan insisted on pretending to be his cousin. It turned out to be to confront Xiao Kale.
Unfortunately, Rong Xuandan seems to have found the wrong person. If the young man steps forward rashly, he will definitely be recognized by the ghost girl. God knows what will happen. Improper handling may lead to a siege by the three girls. It will be difficult to deal with the little girl's behavior.
What to do? Zhou Yun hesitated, whether to join in the girls' struggle. Compared with the girls at home, the three little girls with full potential in front of him are obviously more difficult to deal with. After all, they are still young and do not know how to measure their fighting spirit.
Only when you get into trouble do you know you regret it. If you don't participate, Rong Xuandan will definitely be very angry. Whether or not you make trouble for him is one thing. What he is most afraid of is that the little girl will not be able to step down and fight with Xiao Kale, which will be difficult to deal with.
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The palms and backs of the hands are full of meat. With him as the middleman, the three of them should be able to get along well. Moreover, the girls are fresh and tender and very cute. Their breath is pure and fresh when they talk, and their girlish smell is really tempting. If you can use the big brother as a
In the name of holding the three girls, sniffing and touching them... "Uh-huh... Uh-huh... Uh-huh-huh..."
Yin~ laughter suddenly came out, and the three lovely people were shaking all over, as if a devil was blowing in their ears, and they stopped bickering.
Xiao Kale blinked his cute eyes and seemed to be the only one in the world who could make such a lewd laugh.
As Kale slowly looked back, a familiar figure appeared in front of her eyes. The little girl's eyes suddenly brightened up. She took a deep breath and shouted big brother. But someone was one step ahead of her...
"Cousin?" Rong Xuandan looked at the young man in surprise. He didn't understand why he didn't say anything when he came, but actually hid aside and laughed. I guess Zhou Yun didn't expect that he couldn't help but giggle because of his excessive sexual desire.
Girls pay attention, the hiding place is exposed.
The young man who came back to his senses quickly smiled: "Hi~ Good afternoon, cousin Dandan."
"Why are you here, cousin? Do you know that these two crazy girls are bullying me?" Rong Xuandan snorted at Xiao Kale and the two girls, and then greeted the young man enthusiastically.
"What's going on?" Xiao Kaile was dizzy and scratched his head. Why did his eldest brother suddenly become someone else's cousin? Even Anji'er stared, not knowing how to react. However, the two
When the women saw Zhou Yun blinking his left eye vigorously, they nodded in understanding.
Zhou Yun saw that the two little girls were not stupid and didn't expose him immediately. He couldn't help but hugged Rong Xuandan and took a deep breath of the girl's fragrance. Then he said sanctimoniously: "It's wrong for the two little sisters to join forces to bully my little Dandan."
Hey, be careful what I tell your sister."
"Ji'er didn't bully her. She invited someone out and said she wanted to introduce her cousin to us." Anji'er was a little anxious because the boy accidentally poked her weak point. The little girl was most afraid of being beaten in front of Xu Qian.
Small report.
"Xiao Dandan, that's what's wrong with you. A filial son can't lie, otherwise he will be kissed by the big bad wolf." Zhou Yun deliberately pouted his mouth and came forward, scaring the little girl and running away: "That's the big bad wolf."
"wolf"
Because Zhou Yun was pretending to be Rong Xuandan's cousin, she couldn't show off her temper and drove away the big seductress who almost took away her first kiss. Otherwise, Xiao Kale would definitely laugh at her for having no vision and actually looking for a seductress.
Child care for my cousin.
Rong Xuandan was puzzled as to why Sister Nisha, who had always been very conscientious in doing things, found a wretched man as her bodyguard.
"Don't be afraid, Xiao Dandan. It's just a joke. Have you three had lunch? How about my brother treat you to a big meal?"
"Okay, Ka Le is so hungry..." Xiao Ka Le unconditionally supported the boy. From Zhou Yun's performance just now, she was very sure that Grandma Wolf's poisonous hand had reached out to the little girl, and Rong Xuandan would probably be eaten.
Not a trace is left.
"What are you going to treat us to?" Angel looked at the boy in confusion. The girl had been to Zhou Yun's house and knew that he was not rich and could not afford to go to a private restaurant on campus.
Zhou Yun had just come into contact with Wuyi Academy, and he obviously didn't know the consumption level in the school. He thought he could find lunch box shops that cost ten yuan a piece. So he hurriedly took the three girls to wander outside the dormitory area, looking for good-quality and cheap restaurants.
However, after Zhou Yun walked around, he discovered that this kind of hotel did not exist at all...
"Where are you going to take Benxiu?" Rong Xuandan looked confused. Zhou Yun led them for more than ten minutes, but still couldn't find a place to stay.
"It's coming, it's coming..." Zhou Yun touched his nose awkwardly. In the past, he always ate the free nutritious lunch boxes provided by the vending machines in his dormitory. At worst, he sneaked to Caiyue's dormitory to try the delicious food that Daiqinya snatched. Even though
Occasionally, when I go out to dine with Nisha, I don’t have to pay for it myself.
Looking at the countless gorgeous restaurants on the street, the young man regretted that he would not have invited people to dinner if he had known this. Now that there is a financial crisis, he really doesn't know how to deal with it.
"Yes." Zhou Yun suddenly had an idea and thought of a convenient and affordable way. Not only could the three ghost girls taste delicious food, but they could also show off their heroic arrogance as a big brother.
"What's up?" The three beauties all looked at the young man, wondering why he suddenly became excited.
Zhou Yun hooked his index finger to let the girls get closer, as if he had a little secret ready to tell them: "Actually, I have been thinking about what to treat you to, so as to highlight the noble status of these three beautiful ladies."
"Then have you thought about it now?" Anji'er has been worried that the boy will treat them to a meal. According to Xu Qian, Zhou Yun quietly revealed that Zhou Yun's promise to her of half a one-yuan Jiujiu stick has not yet been fulfilled. You can imagine how shabby the boy is...
"I thought of it, I decided to go to the cafeteria to grab a piece of Chinese cuisine for the three of you," Zhou Yun said confidently. After all, his powers were gradually recovering, and even if he could only use time acceleration, it would be enough to cope with the battle in the cafeteria.
"Really" The three girls' eyes suddenly opened up. It's not that they have never eaten Chinese cuisine, but they only have very few opportunities to eat it.
Big sisters usually have duties. For example, Mu Xiaoya, as the vice president of the Discipline Inspection Department, patrols the campus after school and handles departmental chores. Xiaofen, a senior, is busy preparing various lessons. This girl is exactly like a teenager.
, I get crazy when I see digital problems.
Xu Qian and others do not like fighting, and due to their own physical problems, it will not help even if they participate. Xiaoyue Meimei is indeed powerful, but she only sees young people, and it is enough for Daiqinya to grab the delicious food.