Sanniang looked at Erniang's 1,880,000 taels of silver, shook her head and said, "Since there are only more than 1,800,000 taels, it seems that we have to save a little on our expenses this year."
Erniang smiled and said: "What about you! How will your harvest be this year?"
Sanniang smiled and said, "My harvest is pretty good. Recently, there seem to be more and more people who don't want their noses."
Lu Xiaofeng murmured: "If you don't want a nose, what does this have to do with the harvest?"
At this time, the Sanniang finally opened the package, but there was a layer of oilcloth in the package, and there was a piece of red silk cloth in the oilcloth. After opening the red silk cloth, Li Yunfei almost fell from the tree when he saw the thing.
Lu Xiaofeng was also shocked and said in surprise: "This woman who is so gentle and gentle, even walking for fear of stepping on ants, can actually cut off the noses of seventy or eighty people with her own hands?"
There were actually seventy or eighty noses in that red silk cloth, which was simply unbelievable. That woman was so cruel.
Sanniang said softly: "Since they don't want noses, I will simply cut off their noses."
The girl in red clapped her hands and said with a smile: "This is really a good idea!"
Sanniang smiled and said: "But next year I won't use this method." This tone made people feel chilly.
The girl in red said: "Then what method are you going to use next year?"
Erniang said: "I'm going to cut out my tongue next year."
The girl in red said doubtfully: "Cut your tongue? Why do you want to cut your tongue?"
Erniang exhaled softly again and said slowly: "Because recently I have discovered that people in this world talk too much."
The girl in red stuck out her tongue and said with a silver bell-like smile: "If I didn't recognize you and beat me to death, I wouldn't believe that you are such a cruel person."
Sanniang said calmly: "I won't beat you to death. The most I can do is cut out your tongue."
The girl in red closed her mouth and retracted her protruding tongue, obviously believing that this woman could do such a thing. This woman who had to wash her face for half an hour, whether it was cutting someone's nose or tongue,
She can do it all. She will never be soft-hearted.
Ouyang Qing suddenly said: "I'm very interested in the biggest nose there. I don't know whose nose it is."
Sanniang smiled and said: "Girl, you have been there for several years and you can tell me anything. Not only is your heart getting darker and darker, but your face is also getting thicker and thicker."
Ouyang Qing said with a smile: "Sanniang is indeed experienced. You really know the benefits of men with big noses."
Sanniang smiled and said: "It's a pity that this man with a big nose has no nose now."
Ouyang Qing smiled and said: "Then which man with the big nose do you think is who?"
Sanniang smiled and said, "That person is Duan Tiancheng."
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but exclaimed again. Li Yunfei saw Lu Xiaofeng so surprised and asked, "Who is that Duan Tiancheng?"
Lu Xiaofeng said in a deep voice: "This Duan Tiancheng has a nickname called "Zhen Sanshan". Not only does he have a big nose, but he is also very impressive and has a good background. No matter who wants to cut off his nose, it will not be an easy task."
Li Yunfei frowned and said: "This organization is too powerful. What kind of characters are they?"
The girl in red had closed her mouth for a long time, and now she couldn't help but say: "Are we planning to do the same this year as in previous years, where everyone will have a hearty meal until they get drunk?"
Erniang said: "This is our old rule, and of course it won't change."
The girl in red said: "Now that our people are all here, why don't we start?"
Lu Xiaofeng said strangely: "Have everyone arrived now? Could it be that Aunt Gongsun won't come at all today? What are the remaining two pairs of bowls and chopsticks used for?"
Er Niang said: "Who said everyone is here? Didn't you see that there are still two empty seats?"
The girl in red said: "Then who else is coming?"
Erniang smiled and said, "Eldest sister has found a eighth sister for you."
The girl in red clapped her hands and said with a smile: "Now there is finally someone younger than me. If you still bully me, then I will bully her."
Ah Tu suddenly said: "It's a pity that she can't come today."
Erniang frowned and said, "Why, doesn't she want to come?"
Ah Tu shook his head and said, "She really wants to come, but she just can't come."
Er Niang asked: "Did someone not allow her to come?"
Ah Tu nodded. His face looked a little ugly.
The girl in red said: "If she doesn't come, then who are we waiting for?"
Ah Tu said: "We are waiting for two guests."
The girl in red's eyes were shining and she said: "We still have guests. Why don't I know if they can drink?"
Ah Tu said: "One of them is a very good drinker. It is said that he can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk."
The girl in red smiled and said: "No matter how good their drinking capacity is, as long as he really comes today, I guarantee that he will come in straight and go out sideways."
Erniang's eyes flashed and she said: "It seems that they are not only drunk, but also courageous. Otherwise, they would be scared and run away after hearing your words."
The girl in red also blinked and said, "Are they not too courageous?"
Ah Tu said: "They haven't run away yet. Do you think they are brave enough?"
The girl in red smiled and said: "Since you didn't run away, why didn't you come in? Do these two people like to drink outside and not come in to drink?"
Ah Tu said calmly: "They are already full from drinking outside, so why do they need to drink?"
At this time, Lu Xiaofeng smiled bitterly outside and said, "We've been drinking for a whole day, and you didn't even notify us. It's too disrespectful." After saying this, Lu Xiaofeng pulled Li Yunfei and rushed in.
Sanniang said calmly: "What? You are no longer hiding your energy."
Li Yunfei smiled and said softly: "With experts like you here, how can we not be discovered?"
The girl in red clapped her hands and said, "Oh, I know who you are, you are that big idiot with four eyebrows, Lu Xiaofeng."
Li Yunfei smiled and said: "Yes, he is that idiot Lu Xiaofeng. Guess who I am."
The girl in red said: "I know you are the Li Yunfei who often solves cases with Lu Xiaofeng. I heard that the Lord of Baiyun City also praised your swordsmanship for your good skills. Your skills are innate. You are the legendary "Quick Swordsman" Li Yunfei."
Li Yunfei smiled and said: "Liao praised it, but in fact my swordsmanship is nothing. Lord Baiyun just talked about it casually. It cannot be said to be true."
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said with a smile: "Many people call me a big idiot, but there are others who call me other names!"
The girl in red asked doubtfully: "What other names do others call you?"
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly laughed and said, "There are still many people who call me Big Rooster."
Li Yunfei couldn't help but laugh when he heard this. The girl in red's face turned red instantly, as red as her clothes.
Ouyang Qing snorted coldly and said, "Actually, Lu Xiaofeng has a better name. Do you all want to know what it is?"
The girl in red quickly asked: "What other name does he have?"
Ouyang Qing said: "His name is Lu Sandan."
The girl in red smiled and said: "Lu Sandan sounds good, what does it mean?"
Ouyang Qing said with a smile: "The meaning is very simple, because he is not only a big idiot, but also a big bastard, and he is also a pauper. In total, he is exactly three eggs."
The girl in red laughed so much that she bent down and said with a giggle: "This name is really nice. I have never heard such a nice name in my life."
The second mother couldn't help but smile and said: "Since you are so hungry now, why don't you fry these three eggs?"
Ouyang Qing said with a smile: "Because these three eggs are no longer fresh and are rotten eggs."
Erniang sighed and said, "I'm only worried about one thing now."
Ouyang Qing asked in confusion: "What's the matter?"
Sanniang said: "I'm afraid he's not a duck egg, but an egg."
Ouyang Qing nodded and said seriously: "This problem is really serious. If he is an egg, he must have been born by a hen. Then he has become the son of a pullet."
Although the face of the girl in red was even redder, she was already laughing so hard that she couldn't even straighten her waist. Lu Xiaofeng didn't smile, but his face became extremely embarrassed. But Li Yunfei knew that this is the result of offending a woman. So don't offend a woman,
