Lu Xiaofeng nodded and said, "I want you to come with us!"
Aunt Gongsun said with a smile: "Are you attracted to the old woman who sells sugar-fried chestnuts, or this Atu who is covered in sores?"
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "No, I have fallen in love with another you!"
Aunt Gongsun's eyes flashed and she asked: "You mean, the embroidery thief?"
Lu Xiaofeng nodded and said, "Not bad!"
Aunt Gongsun smiled and said, "You are so sure that I am the embroidery thief!"
Lu Xiaofeng looked at Aunt Gongsun and said, "Why! You don't admit it!"
Aunt Gongsun smiled and said: "It seems that even if I want to deny it, it is useless."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Yes, the evidence is conclusive, it's useless even if you deny it."
Li Yunfei smiled and said: "You saved us just now, and we are not ungrateful people."
Aunt Gongsun said: "Although you are not ungrateful people, you are fools!" Although Li Yunfei was scolded as a fool, he was not angry. Even his expression did not change. He just pretended not to hear.
Aunt Gongsun frowned and said, "Is it possible that you want to send me to Jin Jiuling to be brought to justice?"
Lu Xiaofeng nodded and said, "Yes, but we will guarantee you a fair trial!"
Li Yunfei smiled and then said: "Actually, even if you robbed other people's things, it doesn't matter! But you must rob the Wangfu's things. You have to know that you can ignore other cases, but how can you ignore the Wangfu's case?
Woolen cloth!"
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of "grabbing", and Er Niang's silver sword was nailed to the table. The nun in green was stroking the blade of the sword with her hand, Ouyang Qing had a sneer on her face. Jiang Zixia's lips had turned white.
The girl in red laughed again and said, "You want my eldest sister to go with you? Are you dreaming?" Her laughter now no longer sounded as pleasant as before.
After she finished laughing, Aunt Gongsun said calmly: "They are not dreaming. I will probably follow them."
The girl in red was stunned, and everyone was stunned. Even Li Yunfei and Lu Xiaofeng were surprised.
Aunt Gongsun continued slowly: "I like a capable man, a truly capable man. No matter where I go with him, I will go."
Ouyang Qing smiled. She was the first to understand what Aunt Gongsun meant and said, "If you want eldest sister to go with you, you have to let us see first whether you are capable enough."
Lu Xiaofeng also smiled and said: "We have many kinds of abilities, but I don't know which ones you want to see?"
Aunt Gongsun said: "I only want to see three kinds!"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Three types?"
Aunt Gongsun looked at him, her pupils seemed to be shrinking gradually, and then she said with a smile: "We will determine the outcome in three formations. As long as you can beat me twice, I will go with you."
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "Three formations will determine the outcome? This sounds interesting!"
Aunt Gongsun said: "I guarantee this will be very interesting!"
Lu Xiaofeng's eyes flashed and she said with a smile: "What are we competing for in the first round? Drinking?" Lu Xiaofeng thought that Aunt Gongsun would never compete with him in drinking. Because only the stupidest woman would compete in drinking with a man like him.
Aunt Gongsun was not a stupid woman, but she agreed. When the wine was placed in front of Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng was dumbfounded. He forgot that he only had something to eat at noon of the day. Now it seems that what he needs is not wine, but food.
There is also soup.
Drinking, like many other things, requires physical strength. What's more, it doesn't matter if Aunt Gongsun is drunk at this moment, but he must not be drunk. This place is full of Aunt Gongsun's people, and Li Yunfei is the only one of his own. If
He fell, and Li Yunfei had to deal with seven of them by himself. He couldn't even drink a drop of wine now. But now there were six jars of wine and six jars of Huzhou Daqu on the table.
Aunt Gongsun looked at Lu Xiaofeng and said with a smile: "These six jars of wine are for the two of us to drink. Is it enough?"
Lu Xiaofeng smiled bitterly and said: "Even if it's for two horses, I'm afraid it's enough, but this dish doesn't seem to be enough! There is still a plate of cold dishes on the table.
Aunt Gongsun smiled and said: "The food is indeed too little. Fortunately, we are not competing for food but drinking."
Of course Aunt Gongsun also knows that when you drink on an empty stomach, you should drink at least half as much. Now Lu Xiaofeng's stomach is as empty as a beggar's purse. After three bowls of wine, he already felt something was wrong, so he drank two more bowls.
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but started to rush to drink. Then Li Yunfei discovered that Lu Xiaofeng was already vomiting, so much that he almost vomited out his intestines.
"You're drunk!" Aunt Gongsun, however, was still sober as if she hadn't drunk, and said, "You've already lost the first round!"
Li Yunfei said drunkenly: "No, I'm not drunk yet. It's like I haven't drank. I just have an upset stomach."
Aunt Gongsun sneered and said, "Why do you want to cheat and not admit defeat?"
Lu Xiaofeng wanted to say something else, but Li Yunfei stopped him and said, "No need, he's drunk. Let's admit defeat. What's the next match?"
Aunt Gongsun smiled and said: "Okay, if you are trustworthy, we will have a sword showdown next time!"
Li Yunfei smiled and said: "Okay. Just me and you, auntie!"
Aunt Gongsun shook her head and said, "No, Lu Xiaofeng has to compete with me. This is only fair. Otherwise, if I drank and you didn't, wouldn't I suffer a loss?"
Li Yunfei smiled, then looked at Aunt Gongsun and said word by word: "We just agreed that we would compete with you, and we didn't say that it would be Lu Xiaofeng and Aunt Gongsun who competed alone. If it's unfair, then fine,
How about changing to someone else?"
Aunt Gongsun frowned, thought for a moment and said, "Okay, wait a moment, I'll change clothes!"
Lu Xiaofeng murmured: "Just sword fighting, what kind of clothes should I change?"
Aunt Gongsun said with a smile: "You don't understand this. You have to wear drinking clothes when drinking, and you have to wear sword fighting clothes when competing with swords!"
Lu Xiaofeng asked in confusion: "Why?"
Aunt Gongsun smiled and said: "Because clothes can also affect a person's mood, because women naturally like to change clothes. When a woman changes clothes, her mood will be better, and her sword skills will be better." After saying that, she went downstairs.
Lu Xiaofeng was still looking for wine everywhere. Maybe she was too drunk and couldn't even find the wine in front of her.
Li Yunfei was just about to hold Lu Xiaofeng, but suddenly his hand stopped there and his eyes were staring straight in front of him, because a person who just walked out from behind made him like this.
A woman, as bright as the morning glow, as noble as a queen, as graceful as a fairy, as beautiful as a fairy. Even the clothes she wore were not from the human world, but colorful clothes from heaven.
Li Yunfei didn't recognize this woman. He had never seen such a noble and gorgeous woman. Even in the real world where there were so many beauties, he had never seen such a beautiful woman. She was more beautiful than every beauty he had ever seen.
Be noble.
But Li Yunfei still recognized the sword in her hand, a pair of short swords with a blade one foot seven inches long and a red silk hilt tied on it. Could she be Aunt Gongsun? Is she the mediocre middle-aged woman just now? Is she the leprous beggar?
Is that the old woman selling sugar-roasted chestnuts? Li Yunfei rubbed his eyes. He could hardly believe his eyes. This was incredible. How could a woman, such a beautiful woman, have made herself look so ugly before?
Sample.
Aunt Gongsun smiled, looked at him and said, "Why, don't you recognize me again?"
Li Yunfei sighed and said, "I just can't figure it out?"
Aunt Gongsun asked: "What can't you figure out?"
Li Yunfei smiled and said: "What I can't understand is why a beautiful woman like you would dress up as an old woman. If I were you, even if someone put a knife on my neck, I would not dress up like this!"
Aunt Gongsun said: "How do you know this is my true face?"
Li Yunfei shook his head and said: "I don't know, I just hope that your true colors are like this."
Aunt Gongsun asked doubtfully: "Why?"
Li Yunfei sighed and said: "Because if I must die in the hands of someone, I only hope to die in the hands of someone like you. This will make this life worthwhile."
Aunt Gongsun smiled sweetly and said: "You are indeed a very good talker. My heart is almost softened by your words."
