Chapter five hundred and seventy first: disturbing the Peach Club
Although Sun Wukong is already a master at the peak of Taiyi True Immortal, he is exactly the same as other monkeys. He has a lot of fleas on his body. It seems that these fleas cannot bite Sun Wukong's skin, so Sun Wukong did not catch these fleas.
This gave Li Yunfei a good opportunity to hide.
Li Yunfei transformed into a flea and jumped on Sun Wukong's body in order to avoid being shined by the demon mirror in heaven. However, Sun Wukong had a name and surname in the Immortal Record, so no one used the demon mirror to look at Sun Wukong. This kept Li Yunfei in the sky.
In a safe environment, what makes Li Yunfei most happy is that Sun Wukong never seems to take a bath. There is no need to worry about being washed off by Sun Wukong.
It is true to say that Sun Wukong is a country monster. He knows nothing and understands nothing. The Jade Emperor casually gave him the title of Monkey King, Monkey King, and then forgot all about his origins and stayed peacefully in heaven.
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The title of Monkey King, Monkey King, indeed sounds very powerful, but he has no official or nobility. He only knows how to visit immortals and make friends, play everywhere, and treats heaven as a playground. Sun Wukong doesn't know, but does Li Yunfei know that this heaven is
There are many masters in the middle school, and there are powerful people everywhere. Don't talk about the Three Pure Ones, Four Emperors, and Five Elders. Even the cultivation of Twenty-Eight Constellations is not any worse than that of Sun Wukong. Li Yunfei is still afraid of encountering someone powerful.
The character discovers himself!
Therefore, Li Yunfei spent most of his time hiding in his Great Sage Mansion, quietly waiting for the opportunity. On this day, Sun Wukong was resting in the Great Sage Mansion when he heard the Jade Emperor sending someone to summon Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong responded quickly,
He quickly rushed to the Lingxiao Palace.
Li Yunfei immediately knew that the Jade Emperor wanted Sun Wukong to go and guard the flat peach garden. Li Yunfei knew that his opportunity had come. Sun Wukong wanted to eat the flat peaches in the flat peach garden, and he could take advantage of this moment to go and get some flat peaches.
Eat, eat. So, Li Yunfei quickly headed towards the Lingxiao Palace.
When they arrived outside the Lingxiao Palace, it didn't take long before they saw Sun Wukong running out of the Lingxiao Palace with an excited face and rushing towards the Peach Garden. Li Yunfei quickly flew into Sun Wukong's body and stayed quietly.
Sun Wukong couldn't wait any longer. He didn't even return to the Great Sage's Mansion and walked directly to the Peach Garden. As soon as he reached the Peach Garden, someone stopped him and asked quickly: "What is the purpose of the Great Sage coming to the Peach Garden?"
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Sun Wukong hurriedly said: "I have been ordered by the Jade Emperor to take charge of the peach garden, and I am here to investigate." The land hurriedly saluted, and immediately the group of hoeing warriors, water transporting warriors, peach cultivating warriors, and cleaning warriors came to see him.
The Great Sage kowtows and brings Sun Wukong into the Peach Garden.
Li Yunfei lightly jumped onto Sun Wukong's shoulder. His mouth watered when he saw Sun Wukong. Looking at the fruit trees, his hands were trembling with excitement!
Sun Wukong looked at it for a while and asked Tu Tu: "How many plants are there in this garden?"
Tutu quickly replied: "There are 3,600 plants. The front ones are 1,200 plants. The flowers are small and the fruits are small. They mature once every 3,000 years. People eat them and become immortals. Their bodies are light and healthy. The middle 1,200 plants are layered with flowers."
The sweet fruit ripens once in six thousand years. If a person eats it, he will be lifted up by the clouds and become immortal. The following 1,200 plants have a purple-striped core and will ripen once in nine thousand years. If a person eats it, he will live as long as the heaven and the earth, and the sun and the moon will have the same age.
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After hearing this, Sun Wukong was extremely happy, so he stood there and checked a few trees, and then went back home. From then on, Sun Wukong waited every three to five days before going to the Peach Garden to enjoy it, and he did not make friends around.
Not playing around. Just looking at the peach tree in front of me with red eyes.
Li Yunfei looked at the 3,600 flat peach trees in front of him and couldn't help but feel that he was wronged for Sun Wukong. There were 3,600 trees in this flat peach garden. Even if one peach tree had 100 peaches, it would only be 36
How could Sun Wukong be able to finish ten thousand peaches by himself! Moreover, among the many gods and gods serving the trees in the peach garden, no one noticed that there were fewer peaches. This is simply abnormal!
The most abnormal thing is that the Jade Emperor actually sent Sun Wukong to guard the peach garden. Monkeys in the fool city like to eat peaches the most, let alone the flat peaches that taste countless times more delicious than ordinary peaches? The Jade Emperor has been the Emperor of Heaven for hundreds of millions of years.
If one is ignorant to this extent, it is impossible to secure the position of Emperor of Heaven.
Therefore, Li Yunfei knew that this must be a plan of the Jade Emperor, but even a highly intelligent politician like the Jade Emperor, Li Yunfei, could not guess what his plan was, so what Li Yunfei had to do was to take advantage of the opportunity!
On this day, Sun Wukong really couldn't stand the peaches in front of him. But there were many gods and gods who served the trees behind him, so he turned around and said: "You go outside to serve, I want to rest here for a while."
These gods must have been informed in advance. So they all nodded in agreement and walked out. No one seemed to care that Sun Wukong, a monkey, was alone in the peach garden.
When Sun Wukong saw everyone leaving, he was overjoyed. He took off his clothes, jumped onto the peach tree, picked up the ripe peaches, and ate them with all his strength.
Li Yunfei stared blankly at Sun Wukong eating the flat peaches desperately on the tree. This monkey really had a huge appetite, one bite at a time, one bite at a time, and he ate dozens of them in a while. After Sun Wukong was full, he leaned his body against
In the tree, I snored and fell asleep.
Li Yunfei saw that Sun Wukong was already asleep, so he quickly transformed into a prototype and began to search for ripe flat peaches in the peach orchard. Sun Wukong ate flat peaches because he was greedy. Therefore, he didn't care about the curative effect of the flat peach at all. He would eat whichever one was ripe.
Which.
But Li Yunfei was different. What he wanted was curative effect, so Li Yunfei turned around and came to the peach tree that matures once every nine thousand years. He picked dozens of nine thousand peaches that were already mature and put them in the space for his own enjoyment.
Or give it to your subordinates.
Originally, this kind of treasure had to be stored in white jade after being picked off, which would reduce the efficacy of the medicine. However, the ring that Li Yunfei obtained from the space can preserve the medicinal effect intact. In addition, Li Yunfei is not Sun Wukong, so he does not dare to use it.
I picked all the mature 9000-year-old flat peaches, so I only picked a few dozen and put them in my own space. This way no one could.
After packing up the things, Li Yunfei transformed into a flea again and continued to hide on Sun Wukong's body. Although flat peaches are very effective, these flat peaches are not what Li Yunfei wants most. What Li Yunfei wants most is Taishang Laojun's.
Nine Turns Golden Pill. Therefore, Li Yunfei continued to stay with Sun Wukong.
As for Sun Wukong, he is indeed indifferent. He eats some flat peaches in the peach orchard every day, and then goes to bed without checking. He doesn't care at all why the nine thousand years of flat peaches are never ripe. But Li Yunfei knows it clearly.
I remember that many of the nine-thousand-year-old flat peaches here were ripe. Then they disappeared. Li Yunfei knew that someone must have secretly taken away the nine-thousand-year-old flat peaches.
On this day, Sun Wukong turned into a peach and hid in a tree to sleep. Li Yunfei hid in Sun Wukong's body. No matter how Sun Wukong changed, he secretly shrank to prevent Sun Wukong from discovering it. Sun Wukong also did not expect that there was someone hiding in the tree.
I didn't check it on myself, otherwise Sun Wukong would have been discovered long ago.
Sun Wukong was sleeping soundly, but Li Yunfei saw seven fairies coming in from the outside and picking peaches from the peach trees. When he arrived at the nine-thousand-year-old peach tree at the back, he saw that none of the peaches around him were ripe, and only Sun Wukong had changed.
The flat peach was ripe, so I quickly tried to pick off the flat peach transformed by Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong was awakened, and quickly changed back to his original form, took out the golden cudgel from his ear, turned it into a bowl as thick as a bowl, and shouted: "What kind of monster are you, how dare you steal my peaches!"
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The seven fairies were startled, and quickly knelt down and said: "Great Sage, please be patient. We are not monsters, but fairies in seven clothes under the command of the Queen Mother. We were sent by the Queen Mother to pick fairy peaches, open the treasure pavilion, and hold the "Peach Peach Festival"
I just came here and saw the land and the gods in the Peach Garden. I didn’t know where the Great Sage was. I was afraid of delaying the Queen Mother’s decree, so I picked peaches here without waiting for the Great Sage. Please forgive me.
crime."
When Sun Wukong heard what the Fairy in Seven Clothes said, he immediately turned from anger to joy and said: "Xian'e, please get up. The Queen Mother is holding a banquet in the pavilion, who is she inviting?"
A fairy in purple clothes said: "The Peach Club has its own old rules. The people invited are the Buddha, the Bodhisattva, the Arhat in the West, the Guanyin in the South and the South Pole, the Chong'en Holy Emperor in the East, the Immortal of the Ten Continents and Three Islands, the Xuanling in the North Pole, and the Yellow Horn in the Central Pole.
Great Immortal. There are also Five Elders from Five Directions, Five Dou Xingjun, Sanqing, Four Emperors, Taiyi Celestial Immortal in the upper eight caves, etc. Jade Emperor, Nine Bases, Haiyue Immortals in the middle eight caves. Netherworld Cult Master in the lower eight caves, the world-inherent world.
Immortal. All the deities, big and small, from all the palaces and halls are attending the Peach Festival together."
Sun Wukong had been in Heaven for a while and began to know some of the status of the gods. When he heard that these gods were participating in the Peach Conference, he quickly said: "Have you invited me, Grandson?"
The fairy in red quickly said: "I've never heard of it. We are just ordinary fairies. We don't know!"
Sun Wukong is the most face-saving person. When he heard the red-clothed fairy say this, he quickly said: "I am the Great Sage Qitian, so why not invite me, my old grandson, to take a seat?"
The fairy in blue quickly said: "These are the rules of the last conference. The fairies really don't know who will be invited according to the rules of this conference!"
Sun Wukong was furious and said: "In that case, I don't blame you. Just wait here while I go outside to find out the news! Please don't invite me, Grandson!" After saying that, Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and made a gesture.
He cast a curse on his body to immobilize the seven-clothed fairy, put it on auspicious clouds, and flew out of the Peach Garden.
Li Yunfei knew that when his chance came, Sun Wukong would disrupt the Peach Club. When the time came, he would get extremely drunk, come to Taishang Laojun's place, and then eat Taishang Laojun's elixir. What Li Yunfei wanted was
