This is the story of Wei Ye (Pirate Quanzi), who belongs to a fellow author of this book.
The reason why it is specifically included in the main text is because it is really wonderful and is by no means inferior to the main text.
In fact, I have always felt that in terms of describing "fighting", Dianquanzi is much better than me...
No more gossip, let’s get down to business…
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November 11th is a delicate day.
Wei Ye held the peach wood magic sword he exchanged from the unscrupulous master, and sat boredly at the roadside tea stall, sipping the tea that had been mixed with water until it turned white, and watching the people coming and going on the road.
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"The glory of the Dead Regiment!"
There was another shout, and a player dressed like a monk laughed loudly and pulled the fuse. Unfortunately, in front of Yiyangzhi and a large number of elite guards of Zhennan Palace, the homemade bomb was of no use at all.
"No matter how jealous I am of classmate Duan Zha, he is still an important supporting role in the world of Tianlong. This kind of meaningless death behavior is really stupid."
Shrugging, Wei Ye stood up, shook open the limited-time random scroll of Star Boundary Gate specially distributed during today's game event, and stepped into the Star Boundary Gate.
Anyway, the one-star world is randomly teleported, just think of it as being temporarily freed from the boring magic practice and relaxing.
Let me explain, this "Adventure" virtual online game has been in operation to this day, which happens to be the first holiday - "Singles' Day", the holy day of the dead group.
In order to celebrate this festival and give players in each novice world a different gaming experience, every online player has received five free limited-time scrolls of star gates that are randomly transported to other worlds.
This kind of holiday benefit that cannot be traded or exchanged for universal points, and will be invalidated when it expires, is only used to let players watch the peep show for free for a change of taste. When 12 o'clock comes, players who go to other worlds are like wearing glass slippers
Like Cinderella, she is immediately forcibly transported back to the player's original world.
Of course, the system has also issued some shocking tasks to the members of the Death and Death Group, targeting the famous humanoid seeders and wall-climbing kings in the world plot, making the love life of these male public enemies even more unsmooth.
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For example, Wei Ye himself received a mission to "save the girls in the Gundam world and let Char and Amuro stir up trouble." The mission reward was a three-star silver-level replica of the White Devil.
Although the relationship between the duck and the mule has long been determined by God, such a large-scale modification of the original plot still has a 24-hour time limit, and it is impossible to complete it even if all the players in the Mobile Suit Gundam World are mobilized. To put it bluntly,
, this is just a bad taste of the game development team.
"Even if I get the white devil, it's useless to me. If it's a flying sword magic weapon or a Taoist book, it'll be easier on me."
As a standard fairy warlock, Wei Ye needs skills and props from the supernatural world. On the contrary, he is quite helpless in a purely scientific world like Gundam World. When he was randomly teleported to Gundam World, his fairy warlock
Almost all skills have been suppressed, and only basic swordsmanship can still play some role.
Although there are many novice worlds with an oriental fantasy style, there are only a few that are suitable for Wei Ye.
Gensokyo? The shrine maidens represented by Hakurei Reimu use Taoism alienated from Shintoism, which is not completely compatible with Wei Ye’s orthodox Taoism foundation. Moreover, the concentration of fantasy in Gensokyo is too high and transfers to reality.
The world is not very easy to use. Teacher Hell? Unfortunately, although the spells of the psykers in this world are powerful, they are almost all aimed at non-human beings such as monsters and ghosts, and the black spells that control monsters and ghosts
Techniques can easily suffer backlash and are not a good choice.
Cardcaptor Sakura? In this world, the Hong Kong Li family preserves the orthodox Taoist inheritance, and is also unique in the production of spell tools, which is very suitable for an immortal sorcerer like Wei Ye.
"I hope I can reach Cardcaptor Sakura's world by chance this time."
The astral scroll that had transformed into a lucky roulette in front of Taomu Jianyi, Wei Ye, who was in the void, immediately felt that the surrounding space was shaking, and the constantly rotating starlight gradually disappeared. In the end, only a dazzling scene was left.
The bright light occupied Wei Ye's field of vision.
His body was falling continuously, and listening to the howling wind in his ears, there was no doubt that this time the cheating star gate was definitely opened several hundred meters above the ground.
"Cheap goods are unreliable." He smiled helplessly. The immortal magician, who was dazzled by the bright light, closed his eyes and shook his head. He made seals with his hands and promptly activated the only Taoist technique he had mastered.
One-star Taoist technique, the secret of sneaking into the sky.
When the Taoist skills were used, an invisible force of wind suddenly supported the falling figure. Wei Ye, who avoided the tragedy of the immortal descending to earth and landing on his face, let out a sigh of relief: It seems that this world has a certain degree of supernatural fantasy, which is enough to support the operation of Taoist skills.
I just don’t know which world I’ve arrived at this time?
Following the effect of the Secret Art, Wei Ye closed his eyes and tried his best to adapt to the intensity of the surrounding light, slowly falling towards the ground.
The moment he felt the solid ground, a rude-sounding young man's voice rang in Wei Ye's ears: "I'm so annoyed, I'm going to be late!"
Along with this shouting came:
"Saotome, don't run!"
"Ranma, come and fight me to the death!"
"Darling~"
No, this is——
Before Wei Ye could draw his magic sword and get into a defensive posture, something heavy fell directly from his head. The huge momentum made Wei Ye lie down directly.
[Alert! Alert! You are being crushed by bicycles falling from the sky and crowds of people rushing past. Your health has dropped to 10%! 】
Sure enough... one half of Ranma's world is too cruel...
This was his only thought when he was lifted up like a rag by the handsome young man with tiger ears.
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"I'm telling you, do you feel a little bit like a low-level spellcaster?"
Saying this, the handsome and sunny waiter of the Cat Restaurant turned around neatly, opened his palms, and in the shadow of the palms, the Chinese ramen for twenty people was firmly stacked in his hands.
"Everyone's ramen——"
With his warm greeting, bowls of ramen flew in front of the diners of Cat Restaurant without even a drop of soup spilling out.
After doing all this, he turned around and looked at the Taoist mummy sitting by the window.
"Now that you've come to the famous Cat Restaurant, aren't you going to order some ramen?"
"Because it's a 'famous' cat restaurant, you have to spend universal points. Don't forget that I came here with a random scroll, and I didn't exchange any of the five Chinese baht I had on me into Japanese yen. And compared to Japanese ramen like Chinese ramen
"Chinese Cuisine", don't you think the various secret medicines and props from Granny Kerun and the old gangster from Babaozhai are more valuable?"
Wei Ye was covered in bandages with healing talismans written on them, and stared longingly at the back hall of the Cat Hotel: "For example, reverse orbs, invincible glasses, phoenix magic sword, strong ramen, phoenix pills,
Just take one and put it into other worlds, and it will be a bug-like cheating weapon."
"Those secret treasures are plot props that belong to this world. You can't take them away."
After unceremoniously pouring cold water on the mummy magician's pocket, the waiter still took out a fishing rod and a bunch of red thread.
"But you're in luck, customer. Miss Shanpu in our store has something very important to ask of you adventurous customers today. Please use this fishing rod to catch Miss Tendou Akane from Fenglinkan High School. Or go to Honmachi."
How about Miss Ukyo, who sells assorted sesame seed cakes, tie a red thread?"
"Uh... Poof!" Although I had long known that one half of Ranma's world was a nonsensical and funny world of martial arts, but when I saw the famous love fishing rod of "catching whoever will fall in love with you" and "tie it up,
Wei Ye still choked on his tea and spit out the red thread of marriage.
"As expected, the Cat Hotel is one of the three centers of plot conflicts in this plane. Miss Shanpu is planning to use the hotel diners to use the human sea tactic against her love rival, right? It's a pity that the violent tsundere girl in the Tiandao Dojo and the transvestite Shaobing
Sisters and so on are all standard humanoid tyrannosaurs. Instead of fishing for them, I might as well...ah, just pretend you didn't hear the last part of this sentence."
"Huh? What a strange guy."
The waiter shook his head slightly, picked up the table full of dishes and chopsticks and headed towards the kitchen.
Only the bundle of red thread and the wooden fishing rod were still in front of the magician.
Holding the cup and taking a sip of the warm wheat tea, Wei Ye nonchalantly took out a piece of paper with the secret of Vulcan's true form written on it: "It would be unavoidable if the world did not have the protagonists' polygonal and hilarious first love in adolescence.
It’s a bit too boring.”
The talisman paper was in hand, and as soon as some sparks came out, the diners at the next table already stretched out their hands:
"Hey, Mummy Magic Stick, you can only receive this kind of mission item once. If you don't want it, just give it to me."
He unceremoniously grabbed the red line and fishing rod in his hands, and the tall man at the next table lifted the hem of his windbreaker, picked up the simple knife leaning on the table, and strode towards the door of the store.
"Although it is a hilarious martial arts world where people are not likely to die, it is not a place for a weak magician like you to stay. Just go back to your hometown and copy scriptures!"
He said with a smile, he lifted the curtain of the Cat Hotel, and faced the sun with a confident smile: "Whether it's Kuonji Ukyo or Kuno Kodachi, I'll show it to you losers, you guys
Just watch it honestly!"
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It is really a declaration of extremely passionate people, and the effect of group ridicule is max+.
The man known as the magic stick shrugged indifferently, put away the fire spell, and took a sip of wheat tea again as if he didn't hear it.
"Hey, did you see that, that stinky guy said he was going to kill that perverted girl, Kunou Kodachi!"
"Are you kidding? The fiancees of the Saotome family are all fierce martial arts masters. Even the weakest Miss Akane has the power to kick a dozen grown men into the sky and become meteors..."
"Is it possible that this guy is also a hidden master? What kind of fighter is he?"
"I don't remember that there's no boss like this in the original novel who's not pretty and smelly?"
"A boss who is both unattractive and stinky? The perverted principal of Fenglinkan and the perverted old man who is the underwear thief of Tiandao dojo are very suitable."
"I secretly used the evaluation command on him. You see - 'You are secretly looking at Murong Miao from Tongdao Academy. It is unwise to provoke someone who is much stronger than you. Give up, young man.'"
"How much stronger? Then he should be a one-star master from other worlds..."
"Are we about to witness the death of a one-star player, Nan Wusan..."
While the diners at the Cat Restaurant were whispering, Wei Ye, still wrapped like a mummy, slowly walked out of the Cat Restaurant. He vaguely remembered that in this noisy martial arts town, there was a person who was not very attractive.
He is a celestial monster scroll painter who is proficient in the secret technique of sealing monsters with scrolls. If you have the opportunity to study his secret technique, it will be helpful to your own practice.
"Is that person just now cosplaying Zhi Zhixiong?"
"Would Zhizhixiong have so many ghost symbols on his body? He is obviously a cosplayer of Lord Katsu, but Lord Katsu with a mustache... is really disgusting..."
Of course, no one will pay attention to the origin of this mummy with a mustache, Zhi Zhixiong or some other bandage weirdo, because even if the evaluation skill is used, the system can only prompt the player "In a general sense, he is better than you"
A lot weaker, but quite difficult to deal with." This is the standard evaluation of a miscellaneous fish.
Because, in the world of "Ranma 1/2", in terms of force, martial artists are undisputedly the strongest force. Even the standard magic weapon work of exterminating monsters and ghosts is done by martial artists.
We’ve got it all. Whether it’s a Noh-faced god, a legendary monkey mage, a beastly abstract spell painter, or a Chinese monk from hundreds of years ago, they can only be found in the hands of Granny Kerun of the Cat Hotel and Babosai of the Tendo Dojo.
I bow down before the monster.
As for the moustachioed magician who has not yet reached the one-star standard, according to this world's measurement method, he is indeed only a standard passer-by at the level of "a delinquent boy from Fenglinkan Middle School", a "part-timer member of the Jiuneng Kendo Club", and a "rookie at the Tiandao Dojo"
Type force value. But what’s the point?
A false name, a false name, it's just a floating cloud.
Like the great "Scarecrow Slayer" who is active in forums and among players, what Wei Ye agrees with is working hard to hone himself in a place where others can't see. Of course, compared to being unfortunately included in the "
Cheng Peng, the leader of the "Four Fools", Wei Ye is still lucky. After all, working as a scribe in the private residence of Han Shuo, the official in Luoyang, is much more inconspicuous than Cheng Peng's abuse of a training scarecrow every day. And thanks to
With the foundation of prophecy, latitude and longitude and Yishu laid down by Han Shuo, Wei Ye was able to successfully join the one-eyed Taoist with a bad taste who likes to call himself a "niche" to pretend to be young.
Of course, this kind of insignificant little thing will not have any impact on the general trend of the world. Compared with the breakthrough of the first "Scarecrow Slayer" who advanced to one star, no one will care.
Even Wei Ye himself didn't think there was anything worth showing off about being associated with an elusive one-eyed old man who always went around making soy sauce. Studying hard and honing himself was the business.
You should know that Yang Luchan, who was originally called "Yang Wudi", was just an inconspicuous drug store clerk before he became famous at the age of 40. Without his patience in practicing Tai Chi for decades, he would not be able to develop Yang in the future.
He is a Tai Chi master of his sect. Reality is not a novel. Picking up a secret book, learning a few moves and then rushing to appear on stage to shine is a privilege only available to the protagonist of the novel. A third-string supporting actor like Wei Ye, who can be seen at a glance,
It is better to follow the footsteps of countless predecessors and lay a solid foundation first.
Who says "The Sewer Wolf" and "Shilipo Sword God" are not worthy of people's admiration?
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As the Mummy Immortal Warlock walked slowly on the peaceful and quiet streets planning his future practice route, the shouts of the young man full of youthful passion echoed over the town:
"Miss Xiaoqian, I will not give up!"
"Oh! Oh! Oh! I saw it! The color of Miss Akane's pants!"
"Ah, I can feel the power of the blood beating under Miss Ukyo's fist!"
"This feeling of poison spreading throughout my body is paralyzed. Miss Kodachi, please don't punish me carelessly!"
...It seems that with the blessing of the player's unique immortality, many potential tremors have begun to awaken.
Wei Ye shook his head and continued to ask passers-by about the whereabouts of the abstract monster painter. Time was limited, so he had better hurry up.
It's a pity that in such a lively and noisy comedy world with the theme of passionate martial arts, one or two emergencies will pop up from time to time. For example, right now, there are a group of players wearing Fenglinkan High School uniforms and passers-by with public faces, mentioning
A guy with a wooden sword, a mop, a life-size model of the perverted Principal Ninenō and other messy belongings rushed over from the other end of the shopping street——
"Have you heard? There is a man with a long knife who does not know life and death is challenging Miss Shanpu in the park!"
"It's not a challenge, it's just unilateral harassment! That guy actually bought a lot of balloons and put up such a banner in the park!"
"Is it that one? - 'Shan Pu of the female hero clan, I, Murong Parrot, want to challenge you!'"
"What an ugly word..."
"This isn't the focus, okay!"
In the midst of the bustle, there were vendors from Chinatown, nurses from Dongxiang Medical Center, disciples from Tiandao Dojo, students and teachers from Fenglinkan High School, the double pillars and followers of the famous ice ballet club, and a famous shameless high school girls' gymnastics
The team, the priests and witches of Soybean Shrine and Mazhu Shrine, and other weird people whose origins even Wei Ye couldn't figure out, decisively gathered from all directions, hugging the fairy warlock who didn't want to watch the excitement and rushed towards the park of the small town.
And go.
"I said, if you don't practice leveling, what's the point of watching others compete!"
This was the desperate cry of the magician who was involuntarily involved in the crowd.
However, someone soon picked up his conversation:
"Dude, are you from another world? In the world of Seven Laughter Fist, every time you watch the farce of these problematic people, you can gain experience points. Without us watching the party, there would be no such big comedy!"
Well, the onlookers in this world are really cruel.
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The magician really doesn't know whether he should praise the residents and players of this small town for their well-trained skills and not being surprised by changes, or whether he should complain about how idle they are and how boring they are.
When Wei Ye, who was like a mummy and wrapped in rune bandages, couldn't help but walk into the park, there were already neatly arranged various products selling apple candies, marshmallows, Japanese confectionery, monster masks, seven-color windmills, and Japanese style dolls.
The pushcarts, low tents selling oden, temporary ice cream houses and outdoor tea shops were all full of people, and takoyaki and good-tasting yaki were squeaking on the iron plate...
And the first player he met in this world, the handsome and sunny waiter with tiger ears, was carrying a stack of half-meter-high steamer baskets and serving steamed dumplings to the guests dining in the open-air restaurant.
Siomai, Xiaolongbao. On the large pink signboard, there is an eye-catching word "cat", which is really hard to ignore.
It is indeed a large-scale restaurant chain run by the shrewd and sophisticated Granny Kerun, who never misses any opportunity to make money.
The fairy magician, who was leaning on the ground with his peach wood magic sword and suddenly felt a little exhausted, slowly walked to the empty table in the Cat Restaurant business area.
"Hey, we meet again!" said hello in a good mood, the sharp-eyed waiter skillfully took a menu and handed it to the fairy warlock who has been having bad luck since he entered this world, "Today we have our restaurant
The special "Golden Smiling" steamed buns, a famous snack in China for 5,000 years, would like to have a piece of this guest."
"Thank you, just give me a free glass of water. - And this is Ranma's world, not the world of the Chinese boss, right? Where did that 'golden smile' bun come from!"
"A player from another world exchanged it with Granny Kelun. A special phantom incense made by the Female Hero Clan is exchanged for a golden smiley bun recipe. It's a good deal."
"I have here twelve iron talisman arrows enlightened by Zuo Ci, the famous immortal of the Three Kingdoms. What can I exchange with Granny Kelun?"
"Even if your guest says so, you can't get anything good in exchange for the black iron spell tools without stars, right?" Still smiling kindly, he took out the dozen or so rune-engraved magic tools that the poor and crazy magician took out.
Tie Jian pushed it back, but the waiter still placed a small basket of steamed dumplings in front of the immortal warlock, "This one is for me."
"...Why do I have the illusion that a cat has been abandoned and adopted? My pride as a monk does not allow me to...well, these shrimps are chopped very finely, and my knife skills are very good."
"That's great if you like it."
Still smiling tolerantly, the tiger-eared waiter placed another cup of warm wheat tea in front of Wei Ye, who was biting into steamed dumplings. When he was about to turn around to greet other guests, he heard the original
Questions for the mummy man who should choke to death on his shrimp steamed dumplings:
"Someone is coming to trouble Miss Great Sun in your store. As a store clerk, aren't you worried?"
"The guest who broke through to one star?" The waiter laughed, "If he wants to challenge Miss Great-Grandson, then he can only..."
"Little Tiger!"
Following this sudden greeting, there was a click, and a delivery bicycle fell from the sky, just flattening the simple folding dining table in front of Wei Ye.
As the girl with a bun in front of her face and purple hair shawl rode a bicycle and descended from the sky like a Pegasus rider, the whole park let out deafening cheers:
"Miss Shanpu is here!"
"Miss Shanpu, it's on board! It's on board! It's on board!"
"Miss Shanpu, please don't be careless and beat that challenger to the sky like a star!"
As expected, she is one of the most popular heroines of "Ranma 1/2". Her appearance alone attracted enthusiastic reactions from many supporters. And Wei Ye, who is closest to the great-grandson of the Cat Hotel,
, promptly used an "evaluate" command on her.
"With black iron equipment that is not a star level, and the basic Taoist skills have not been learned, your assessment of a three-star martial artist is just for cooking 'Splendid Multi-flavored Fish' - it is really redundant."
After receiving this self-esteem-shattering assessment conclusion, Wei Ye remained extremely calm, holding bamboo chopsticks in one hand and slowly bringing the last steamed dumpling to his mouth. He tilted his head and looked away from the beautiful girl with a black belly and bun head in the Cat Restaurant.
He moved away and landed on the tall swordsman who was standing on the flower bed in the center of the park, seemingly writing calculations.
I always feel like something is wrong...
It is possible for a one-star warrior to leapfrog a challenge to a two-star warrior - the brave deeds of Ma Yuanyi, the two-star warrior who has been in the limelight recently as the most brave player among the players, and the generous leader of the Yellow Turban Party, is a hot topic in the Eastern District Forum recently
.However, in front of a three-star peak martial artist who is capable of torturing a one-star player in both quality and skill, this one-star Murong Parrot has absolutely no power to fight back, unless...
The red thread of marriage!
As long as it is tied up, it can charm people's hearts, and it can be successfully tied for a day. It is a secret treasure of the female elite clan that is imitated from the red rope of Yue Lao in the heaven. Although the one in Murong Parrot's hand is a fake, as long as it is tied up by that thing -
But why did he get to Shan Pu, who was heavily guarded, and still have time to tie the imitation red thread to Shan Pu's hand?
Before Wei Ye had time to think about it, Murong Miao's voice came from above his head:
"Miss Shanpu, Murong Miao is here to ask you for advice!"
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As soon as the sound was heard, the knife fell, but unfortunately it didn't land in the right place.
A wooden stick hit the back of Pu Daodao impartially.
The white-haired mother-in-law, who was as thin as a mountain grandmother, held on to the short wooden staff and looked at the man in front of her calmly and calmly:
"I'm really touched that a young man can pursue my great-granddaughter. However, it's better to follow the rules in everything~" She picked up the wooden stick as if she was dissatisfied. Granny Kerun, the real owner of the Cat Restaurant, didn't even look at it.
Seeing that the challenger had already taken a dozen steps backwards and was almost unable to stand still, he called the waiter as if greeting guests:
"Wang Hu, please entertain this guest."
Huer's waiter looked at the messy business area with a headache, but nodded honestly:
"Understood, mother-in-law."
The onlookers had already started whistling and booing:
"This is such a dramatic reversal of the plot! The brave man from another world who pursues Miss Shanpu first faces the test of his mother's family!" This is the paparazzi holding a camera.
"The battle to pursue beautiful women has turned into a passionate battle with beautiful young people. What do you think of this stranger?" The one who used such ambiguous words was of course a member of the Infrastructure Corps.
"You are indeed the reliable Mr. Wang Hu. Come on, we are optimistic about you!" This is from the Wang Hu support group of Fenglinkan High School.
"The bet has been placed! The bet has been placed! Who can win the final victory between the waiter of the Cat Hotel and the martial artist from another world? The odds are 1 to 5, so I’m sure to leave!" Needless to say, this is
A skilled gambling player who learned from the old K of Spades.
"It's really unruly, nonsensical and undisciplined. I suddenly feel a little sympathy for Brother Murong." I have found a good cushion for myself, sitting upright with a cup of barley tea in my hand and slowly sipping it, completely turning into the movie-watching mode.
mummy sorcerer.
Murong Parrot, the murderous aura gauge is full!
"Make no mistake, you bastards from the nonsensical comedy world! I came to Hebei Province not to listen to your bad jokes!"
Uh, is this a plane assimilation effect?
Pu Dao was raised again, Murong Mu leaned forward, and his whole body turned into an afterimage, aiming straight for Wang Hu.
This kind of martial arts is something Wei Ye has never seen before. In terms of the speed of the moves, it is not far behind the Wushuang Wu of many two-star generals in the Dynasty Warriors world - if you face him head-on, you will be killed easily.
!
Unconsciously shrinking his neck, Wei Ye put his hand into the green bamboo arrow pot at his waist. However, at this moment, the afterimage of Murong Parrot instantly turned into a human form again - because his simple knife had been captured by Wang Hu.
Caught in the hand.
Wang Hu's right hand, at some point, had turned into a sharp claw like a beast.
"Here comes Wang Hu's transformation into a tiger form! What a rare scene!" The paparazzi reporter who appeared behind Wei Ye at some point shouted excitedly while capturing the camera.
"...It's really hard work, Mr. Paparazzi."
However, Murong Nao, whose weapon was restrained, just laughed indifferently:
"Is it the claws? Is it the tiger fist? It's a pity that our target is not a stinky man like you! - animaterope (living rope technique)!"
At some point, Murong Parrot's left hand had taken out a parchment scroll. The faintly glowing magic circle on the parchment fully explained what it was. And a red thread flew out of Murong Parrot's sleeve like a spiritual snake.
, its goal is——
Shan Pu!
"drink!"
The tiger's claws stirred up the wind, and the knife in his hand slashed straight at the red thread. However, the red thread that seemed to be easily torn off with just a little force emitted a platinum-gold luster strangely. When Wang Hu grabbed it, the red thread kept grabbing.
Instead, it slipped out from his fingers extremely slippery!
"Idiot, idiot, Red Deer Tiger, do you think we only prepared a magic scroll? Magicweapon!"
Shaking the two pieces of parchment in his hand as if to show off, Murong Parrot turned into an afterimage again and rushed towards his real target.
"This is really an amazing reversal. Could it be that the goddess in our hearts, Miss Shanpu, is about to be... oops!"
"It's so noisy, I can't calm down and cast spells like this -" He punched down the reporter who kept chattering in his ears without mercy. Wei Ye formed a sword with his hands and drew Tai Chi seals in front of him at an extremely fast speed: "
Liujia Tianding, please show me the divine arrow!"
The iron talisman arrows in the arrow pot were activated by the talisman, and the sound of piercing the air was heard one after another. The twelve consecutive talisman arrows were all shot towards the vital points of Murong Parrot's body.
"What the hell! What a boring trick!"
Amidst Murong Miao's dismissive laughter, he only slashed back with his sword, and all twelve iron talisman arrows were chopped to the ground——
"Idiot magician, those ghostly drawings of yours are of no use to me - Miss Shanpu, go date me!"
The only thing that responded to him was Wei Ye's sigh:
"Is it a mistake——"
The landing talisman arrows suddenly bounced, and they twisted at the side of Murong Parrot very cunningly. Then they flew back and were caught by the immortal sorcerer. The arrows were tied to the arrows and kept twisting, twisting out countless knotted red threads like red beans.
At this moment, he looked extremely eye-catching in front of everyone watching.
"I have recycled this holiday mission prop!"
"This bastard bastard——"
Murong Miao was so angry that he held Yin Hong with his sword, and was about to snatch back the red thread, but countless fist shadows exploded in front of him——
"Oh! It's Wang Hujun's special move! Tianjin Fire Ganli Fist!... Wait! Why is the system coded? Oh! Even though it is coded, this scene is still extremely cruel! This TV station complies with the regulations of the Japanese Yinglun Association
, Miss Director, please stop broadcasting this part!"
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Ending? A healthy life starts with checking your mailbox every day
The Tiandao Dojo's introductory training class for undifferentiated fighting has been very popular recently. In addition to raising pandas and raising a son-in-law, the Tiandao family finally has enough money to repair the dojo and courtyard. Although, the gate and the courtyard wall still take three days to complete.
The frequency of the attack is ravaged by fighters who come to kick the gym and uninvited guests who don't take the usual path.
Walking in from the courtyard wall that had just been penetrated by acupuncture blasting, the waiter of the Cat Restaurant, carrying a delivery box, still greeted the red-haired girl who was having a good time with a little black pig in a good mood:
"Good morning, Brother Ranma!"
"Good morning, Wang Hu...this stupid pig, ah da!"
"Oh!"
"Oh la oh la, it seems that Luan Zi and Xiao P's relationship is still so good——"
"That's not true, Sister Xiaoxia!"
"Ranma! You're doing something crazy to my little boy again!"
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The morning of the Tiandao family still started with a chaotic scene of indiscriminate fighting.
Only the second daughter of the Tiandao family, Tiandaomi, yawned boredly and complained, "Ah, I don't get tired of playing like this every morning, these guys with too much energy..." while walking towards the waiter of the Cat Restaurant.
"It's not your style to come to the dojo so early. What can I help you with? The boy from the Cat Hotel." The lazy and sweet girl's voice gently stroked Wang Hu's sharper-than-average tiger ears, but...
It always gives people the illusion of being a devilish businessman, "The market demand for Lazi's semi-nude photos has increased by another 20% recently, and the price has increased."
"I'm not one of those hypocritical nymphos, Miss Mi." The handsome waiter hurriedly removed himself from the ranks of perverts, and shook his hand, "What I want to buy is not such low-level things, but -"
"Huh? Compared to photos or something like that, that's something even more perverted and obscene..."
"I'll pay 30,000 yuan——"
"Very well, that thing belongs to you, guest!"
Although he had reached a certain level of consciousness, when Wang Hu took out his wallet, his keen five senses from the half-animal bloodline still made him feel an inexplicable chill as if he was being stared at by a poisonous snake.
And just as a new day begins in the peaceful and noisy Tiandao Dojo, there are also people who are struggling with the cheating training games——
"Do you want to add a complex text to the astrology? The characteristic of this talisman is 'Heaven is in front and Taiyi is behind'. Choose b. It should be 'Hateful Ghost Talisman'..."
"Beep——Wrong choice, the correct answer is d, 'Open Immortal Cave Talisman'——"
"Aren't you talking about taking the "Tai Shang House-holding Talisman" series? Why did you jump to "Li Chunfeng's Hundred Secrets"!"
"Beep - I'm very sorry. When I participated in the 6+1, the host will only take the test questions of one subject - beep?"
"So the quiz machines with built-in rant mode are just annoying!"
"My disciple, it seems that I still haven't made any progress in my daily practice today."
