Chapter 119 Discussions in front of the barbecue stall, poisonous mushrooms rise to power
Chapter 119 Discussions in front of the barbecue stall, poisonous mushrooms showing their power
"Oh, oh, oh, beautiful scenery, good wine and delicious food, and a fairy daddy who can pop out from unexpected places to send out tasks at all times, Gensokyo is such a beautiful place!" Wei Ye sang in a self-composed tune.
The song did not have the usual calm temperament of the Taoist disciples, and he started to kill the skewer of grilled eels in his hand.
But He Ming, who was sitting next to him, was not so happy. He squinted his eyes and twitched the corners of his mouth slightly. After enduring it for a long time, he still couldn't help it and started muttering in a low voice.
"A guy who can praise life so heartlessly must have been assimilated by heartless local players!"
It's no wonder that the number one warrior of the Yellow Turban Army, who was just ranked among the top 100 masters of "Adventure", is so uncomfortable, because the food stall they are sitting here is not in the human world at all, but deep in the forest where monsters are overflowing.
at.
Not only that, even the owner of this food stall is not a human being, but a real monster!
It's not a "monster" in the usual sense, but a proper term for Gensokyo, representing a race or a concept, the strongest and most dangerous "monster"!
Although the barbecue at this food stall is indeed delicious, especially the grilled eel, but! Would any normal person eat at a Youkai barbecue stall?
"Young man, relax... If you want to be successful in life, you must enjoy yourself to the fullest. Don't let the golden cup stand empty against the moon. Relaxing a little is beneficial to maintaining physical and mental health."
A typical example of "being assimilated by local players and being heartless", Wei Ye, who has been inseparable from He Ming for some time, picked up the white porcelain wine bottle at hand and filled He Ming's glass without any explanation, "
You have to know that the grilled eel served by the landlady is a specialty of Gensokyo that many people in this world would never dream of trying! It’s rare that we are qualified to receive hospitality, so we should drink and eat as much as we can.
!Your current behavior is really rude!"
This was indeed very reasonable, but He Ming couldn't agree with it.
"But, she is a monster..."
"Yes, that's right. But what does that matter?" Wei Ye squinted at everyone walking with him, "I am a member of the Xian family, Wang Hu is a half-blood tiger, and you work twenty-four hours a day and three days a year.
A profound chuunibyou patient who is ready to attack at any time for 165 days a year, plus this Cheng Pojun who is stronger than a monster and more like a monster... You can tell me, how are we inferior to monsters?
?”
Speaking righteously and righteously, Wei Ye held a wine glass in his left hand and clinked it with Cheng Peng. He held up his sword in his right hand and displayed his most proud art of controlling air and form, pouring a cup of secret wine that only players can buy with universal points.
The brewed Baihua wine was delivered to the owner of the barbecue stall.
The stall owner is a gentle girl with pink curly hair and a shy smile. She is wearing a light gray kimono that does not match her appearance. Although the blue cloth turban and the knotted sleeves rolled up with cloth belts make her somewhat smart and capable.
She has the temperament of a businessman, but it is obvious that the girl is not a "person" who is used to getting along with others - the pair of small wings behind her are flapping gently, and it is obvious that she is a little unaware of a familiar guest like Wei Ye.
At a loss.
And in the team channel of a few guys who were so bold that they actually ran into the monster-infested forest, found the legendary Night Bird BBQ stall, and ate, drank and had fun here, the number one player player who had just recently vindicated his name was upright, pedantic and a little slow.
A tiger-man warrior, a Yellow Turban general who is so hot-blooded that he is always ready to burst out, and a magician who can make his enemies angry and have cerebral hemorrhage with just one opening of his mouth are having an absolutely rude conversation.
"Except for the monster's nature of 'attacking humans', she is completely the same as an ordinary girl. Let me ask you, who had the evil plan to turn such a cute girl into experience points when we set off?" Wei Ye smiled evilly.
Just ask, knowing clearly.
"It's definitely not me. No matter whether it's a five-hook gun or a razor fork, there will never be any old, young, women, or children killed by my gun!" Cheng Peng naturally understood and immediately picked up the topic.
So the innocent He Ming became anxious: "Is it that you, the monster, were deceived by her beauty? She is a real man-eating monster!"
But the equally innocent Wang Hu gave He Ming a fatal blow: "I think what Wei Ye said makes sense. By the standards of the real world, the four of us can be considered monsters... And compared to this boss lady
Come on, Granny Kerun seems more like a monster..."
So amidst Wei Ye's laughter and He Ming's screams, Cheng Peng raised his wine glass high.
"Then I propose that for something as exciting as becoming more and more like a monster, let's have a drink!"
After pouring a glass of Hakurei Shrine's secret wine for Hu Er's friend, Cheng Peng took out some mushrooms, skewered them one by one on bamboo skewers, and started grilling them on bamboo charcoal.
"When did you learn how to cook?" the waiter at Cat Restaurant asked very curiously.
Cooking skills? Of course Cheng Peng doesn't.
He took out these mushrooms and roasted them, which was just a habit he had developed recently.
Relying on King Arthur's scabbard to quickly restore physical strength, and relying on the blood circulation skill to convert physical strength into health points, his recent practice has become more and more unscrupulous. It has reached the point where as soon as the "poisoned" status disappears on the character panel, he will immediately get some mushrooms to eat.
To the point where even the mushrooms he ate began to level up and kept getting closer to Teacher Kirisame.
However, it was naturally difficult to explain this kind of behavior that was very suspicious of Levi, so he just nodded with "hmm" and put the topic aside.
Because he knew very well that Wang Hu was a complete carnivore, and he would definitely not be interested in eating grilled mushrooms and the like if he only took a look at them twice.
But after drinking too much, he overlooked one thing - he and Wang Hu were not alone here.
After drinking the special sacred wine of Moriya Shrine bought with the help of a carefree young man, I shook the bottle and turned it over, but I couldn't pour out another drop. So the immortal sorcerer in the yellow crown Taoist uniform sighed, threw away the bottle, and said nonchalantly
He stretched out his paw, picked up the colorful mushrooms that were roasted to perfection in front of Cheng Peng, and started to bite them.
"This mushroom is good," he said, "it's chewy!"
Before he finished speaking, he turned his head sharply and spat out all the mushrooms he had chewed before swallowing them with a "poof" sound: "This mushroom is the three-star miasma mushroom that is a specialty of the Magic Forest. Who took this thing?"
Are you bringing them here as food? Do you know that you can eat dead people?"
Then he saw the young man in silver armor who was sitting in front of the barbecue stall with a drunken smile and raised his hand.
Wei Ye shook his head helplessly, took out the talisman water he always carried with him and started gargling: "As expected of a student taught by the mushroom magician Marisa Kirisame, he eats mushroom monsters like that black and white one!"
"How can it be eaten as food? Mushrooms are not for filling. This is just a method of cultivation." Cheng Peng's head was shaking, and he didn't know whether he was drunk or sleepy - the four of them had been walking around the world since yesterday.
He Ming, Wei Ye and Wang Hu all clamored to see him off, and they kept eating until now without even having the time to sleep. "These mushrooms produced in the Magic Forest
It’s a good thing for training your magic power and Qi, and I think it will be useful for you too.”
"Thank you for your kindness, but it might be better to replace it with Polygonatum sibiricum and Poria cocos." Wei Ye used several spells on himself and finally detoxified the mushrooms, and then he was in the mood to continue drinking. "The Huang family has
My fellow immortals have gone to the Magic Forest to investigate, and the mushrooms there are completely different from the mushrooms needed by the immortal system."
Taking the Tengu sake handed over by Wang Hu and drinking it down in one gulp, Wei Ye's preaching habit broke out again: "Xiao He, did you see it? This is the secret of the best player among us: practice diligently anytime and anywhere! Why do you think so?
As strong as a monster? Because I work hard like a monster!"
He said with a long sigh: "Brother Wang Hu, Xiao He, it seems that neither you, me nor other players are practicing strong enough - Hey, Xiao He, why are you stuffing those monster mushrooms into your mouth?!"
The only person who answered him was a vague sentence from his Yellow Turban companion: "I can do what Cheng Peng can do..."
Before he finished speaking, He Ming, who was already turning blue, rolled over and fell under the barbecue stall. If Cheng Peng hadn't opened his mouth in time and took out a few mushrooms that he didn't have time to swallow; Wang Hu would have done it in time.
He took out the mushrooms he had eaten with one palm; Wei Ye took out the special cinnabar paper talisman at all costs, lit it, soaked it in a wine glass and drank it forcefully for him. Maybe He Ming would have to repeat what Cheng Peng tasted at the Wuyu Magic House.
The scene where Marisa makes special mushroom tea.
"Although his intelligence is questionable, at least his courage is commendable." Wang Hu, who was chewing roast rabbit meat, gave a rare compliment to others. The upright tiger-eared martial artist was sincere.
"Same feeling." Cheng Peng, who thought he was not as passionate and straightforward as He Ming, touched his nose and nodded in agreement.
Only Wei Ye, who had been busy for a long time, didn't think so.
"It's a waste! It's a waste! There isn't much in stock of the Purifying Clothes Talisman presented to me by my friends from the Shushan Sword Sect!"
After wiping a sweat, the magician who was a half-hearted quack prepared another dose of healing water. He took the wine bottle handed over by Cheng Peng, plugged the mouth of the bottle, and inserted a straw, as if feeding a baby.
He stuffed it into He Ming's mouth, and let the hot-blooded young man, who was no longer able to resist, take the wheat straw in his mouth and slowly suck the talisman water, and then he sat back to the barbecue cart.
"Are you really not interested in going to the world of Legend of Double Dragons with me?" Cheng Peng said with some regret, "My target is not easy to deal with this time. I am as fast as a ghost. If Wei Ye, you can help him.
Slow down, or if Wang Hu can hold him back, I have more than 80% chance of winning!"
"You're going to snipe that shadow assassin, right? In fact, I really want to go too..." Wei Ye sighed, "Unfortunately, my immortal master dad has just given a big mission and I can't get away..."
"I have to go back to the Cat Hotel. I only took ten days' leave in total." Wang Hu thought for a while, but then laughed again, "But I have great confidence in you! Yang Xuyan is only a four-star star."
, I believe that no four-star warrior is your opponent - in fact, I think with your current strength, you have no chance of winning even if you challenge Babao Zhai."
Before Cheng Peng could speak, Wei Ye, who was already seven to eight points drunk, raised his right hand holding the wine bottle and shouted loudly, "Run towards the sunset! Young man! I'm optimistic about you!"
