"Wang! Bo! Dang!" Kou Zhong sneered, approaching Wang Bodang who was tied like a rice dumpling step by step, "We are planning to settle a score with you!"
Wang Bodang shook his head desperately, but was speechless - a big walnut was stuffed into his mouth, and two holes were drilled into the walnut by the seemingly quiet French girl Jane Combrona.
Thread a rubber band through it and tie it around his head to prevent him from spitting out the walnuts.
"Looking at this guy's appearance, why do my anus tighten?" Looking at Wang Bodang being dragged out by Kou Zhong, Xiao Mingxuan's mouth twitched a few times, "It must be an illusion... It must be an illusion! Innocent little Luo
There’s no way Li is such a naughty person! Bring back our soft French girl!!!”
"What's wrong?" Du Sanmiao, who looks violent but is actually pure, is curious.
"It's nothing, it's just that the otaku's dream was shattered." Xu Xiaoyuan said with a faint smile, "Sister Sanae, you have to remember that we girls have to be independent and cannot follow the pace of men, otherwise we will suffer big losses! Men
This kind of creature...should be greeted with a smile and the soles of high heels, both are indispensable."[
Du Sanmiao nodded in understanding.
"Without a smile, they will find it difficult to get close to you, and all but the perverted Iceberg Control will alienate you; without violence, they will turn into beasts..."
Good student Du Sanae took out a notebook with a black cover from somewhere and started to record her studies.
"Are you mistaken? Why are you two so sinister!" Sun Xuyang stared at the previously inconspicuous magical girl duo in stunned silence, and shouted angrily, "You are trampling on us.
What a dream!”
"What kind of people do you think we are?" Xu Xiaoyuan smiled, with something invisible in her smile, "Innocent and naive, easily fooled... Oh, according to otakus, it's called 'light body, soft body, easy to fall'
Right?"
"But have you ever thought about what world we come from?"
"Is it just a magical girl..."
"
"Then what? Die?"
"It's not that simple!" Xu Xiaoyuan sneered, her eyes becoming dark and distant, "After becoming a witch, we can no longer control the character. We can only watch it attack the contractor, tearing it apart and devouring it."
"What?!"
"Only by killing the contractor and then dying one more time can you be freed from the witch state."
"Hey! Is there really no problem with this setting?" Lu Liang couldn't help shouting, "Isn't this illegal?"
Lu Liang wanted to shout, "There should be a limit to Lily!", but he was speechless.
"We are different from you. We can bear this kind of thing." Xu Xiaoyuan turned around and turned her back to him, "Those of us who can enter that world... have all experienced terrible things. To this extent,
It can’t hurt us.”
"A terrible thing? What terrible thing?" curious baby Du Sanae asked.
Xu Xiaoyuan reached out and rubbed her hair without answering directly.
"I hope you will never understand those things, because everyone living in this wonderful era has said goodbye to those nightmares forever."
Lu Liang was not a pure girl. She vaguely guessed the dark and terrifying meaning behind these words. She suddenly felt a chill rising from the soles of her feet, and even the hair on her back stood up.
Xu Xiaoyuan's gentleness and Jane's timidity suddenly turned into Fa Yanyu's strength in his eyes.
After being silent for a while, he sighed: "The transformation series is really not easy to mess with... I used to only know the "Sailor Moon" series. When not transforming, she is basically a weak girl, and she can't exercise her strength; I only know "Sailor Moon" series.
"Flower Fairy" must live in a place where flowers are in full bloom. If you don't come into contact with the fragrance of flowers for ten minutes, you will start to lose blood. If you can't return to flowers within half an hour, you will die. I only know that in the world of "Kemp's Law", players are forced to divide into red.
The two armies of the Blue Army fought each other all day long, and it was common for them to be beaten to pieces with blood and blood... I never thought that the world of "Puella Magi Madoka Magica" would be the cruelest..."
Just as he was sighing with emotion, Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling, who had heavy faces, walked in with several other players.
The strange thing is that most of the players deliberately kept a distance from Druid Luo Yu and looked at him with a bit of fear. Only Wei Zhun walked beside him and seemed very warm.
"Brother, if you stay in the world of Faerun, you are definitely showing off your talents!" Wei Zhun lowered his voice and chose his words more carefully than when he was talking to Zhai Rang, "Come here! You can definitely become the best torturer in the world.
Torture expert!”
"I don't learn healing spells just to make the prisoners suffer more pain in the execution room..."
"But don't you also think that's interesting? Your spells can really make people 'wish to die'!" Wei Zhun's smile was like a devil from hell, "Imagine, taking those hateful things,
The evil guys, those who like to trample on others, pick them up slowly and take them away. If they are about to die, use a healer. Don’t worry about hitting them too hard and killing them..."
Luo Yu's eyes slowly lit up.[
"Another good boy has learned bad things!" Lu Liang lamented, "If this continues, won't our seniors soon be swept away by the waves in the Yangtze River? We might even die on the beach!"
But he was not depressed for long. When Kou Zhong claimed that because he was grateful to them for catching Sister Su Su's enemy, he planned to teach everyone the method of fetal breath apnea that the two had figured out, everyone couldn't help but cheer together.
.
It's just that you caught Wang Bodang, and you didn't put in much effort, but you can get a very useful internal energy method for free. Who doesn't like this pie falling from the sky?
While everyone was practicing in order to master the Fetal Breathing Technique as quickly as possible, Cheng Peng came to Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling.
"I'm leaving," he said. "My friends in my hometown have encountered some minor troubles. I think I can still be of some help."
Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling were stunned for a moment, but they soon became relieved.
"Brother Cheng, you are so powerful, I believe that no matter what trouble you have, you can easily solve it!"
"It's not that simple..." Thinking of the twin ghosts and gods under Dong Zhuo's command, Cheng Peng couldn't help but sigh, but he didn't intend to explain the specific situation to the two little brothers. Could it be that, "I may have to go back this time."
Is this nonsense like "Fight with Lu Bulu Feng first"?
"What about you? What are you going to do next?"
Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling looked at each other and laughed.
"Reading thousands of books and traveling thousands of miles is impossible. Our literacy is limited; but the latter is an opportunity." Kou Zhong said, "There is no rush to seek revenge from the Yuwen family. We are planning to travel all the way to
Go visit some of the famous places you have heard about since you were a child, and try to help those in need during your travels, help those in need, eradicate evil, and act chivalrously!"
"It's a very good idea, but you have to pay attention to safety. There are so many masters in this world, and you have a lot of treasures..."
"Well, so we are going to hide our names and change our identities." Xu Ziling said with a smile, "My name is Fu Bufan, and Mr. Zhong will be called Shi Shaolong. No one knows the Immortality Determination Technique. As long as we don't meet acquaintances like Master Meiren'er or Father Du,
You won’t be recognized anywhere you go.”
"Aren't you considering practicing in Wagang Village for a while? It should be quite stable here now."
"No, although Li Mi is dead, Zhai Rang may not be a good person." Kou Zhong said with a sneer, "As soon as Li Mi died, he immediately purged Li Mi's subordinates and executed many people... We can't trust such a leader.
.”
"...Forget it, don't talk about this!" He changed his tone and took out a crumpled piece of paper from his arms, "Brother Cheng, this is the page of the longevity formula I practiced. I promise to definitely describe it."
Very similar, no deviation at all!”
Cheng Peng took the page of the copy of the Secret of Immortality and asked in a pretentious manner: "How many times have you traced it?"
"More than a hundred," Kou Zhong replied casually, but then he realized that he had let something slip. He couldn't help but touch his nose, feeling embarrassed.
Cheng Peng laughed loudly and patted their shoulders hard.
"I believe that when I come to the Central Plains next time, the names of Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling will already be powerful in the world!"
"I also wish Brother Cheng a safe journey and immediate success!"
The blue light flashed, and the surrounding scenery quickly disappeared. Cheng Peng was already standing in the endless universe, with countless stars in the sky in front of him.
Each star is an independent game world.
"Star Gate!" He said the command, and a glowing blue gate appeared in front of him.
"Go to the world of "Three Kingdoms"."
With these words, the blue door overflowed with light, and finally turned into a colorful painting of a battlefield.
Entering through the door, you will see the familiar Han Dynasty military camp in front of you.
