"I'm so tired..." Cheng Peng got up from the game cabin and rubbed his shoulders, feeling sore all over.
"et, how long have I been online this time?" he asked.
No one answered.
Only then did he remember that today was the day when ET went to the Black Technology Service Center for maintenance.
The electronic butler has far more power than humans, so we must ensure its safety and reliability, otherwise once the butler transforms into a killing machine, it can dismember the owner in an instant - into neat pieces of skin, flesh, fat, bone, blood, hair, teeth and armor.[
Although this situation has never happened, just as black technology has always been fierce and reliable, in order to take care of the feelings of the majority of users, the country has established a department called the "Black Technology Service Center", which is responsible for conducting inspections on various black technology products.
"After-sales service".
Everyone knows that the so-called after-sales service is actually meaningless. No matter how many times you check it internally and externally, it is impossible to find any loopholes, errors or malfunctions in those cruel gadgets.
The so-called black technology is simply like an irresponsible author who makes crazy settings with no logic at all in order to make all the absurd claims in the novel true.
But black technology can be illogical, but people who use black technology cannot.
Sending the electronic housekeeper for maintenance every month can make the owners feel more at ease.
The same is true for Cheng Peng.
Since ET was not here, he had no choice but to do it himself. He first scanned his body with a scanner, and then struggled with the damn functions to calculate the various setting data required for the deep physiotherapy device - which usually only takes a few seconds for ET to complete.
All this now took him almost ten minutes, still with the help of a computer.
The deep physiotherapy device is a dangerous product. If it is not set properly, it will cause harm to the body.
For example, when a patient undergoes physical therapy, his head is blown away, and black gas can only continue to come out of his neck.
Well...that's a rumor on the Internet.
Although someone took a series of "photos" and made various "expressions" to prove that his girlfriend is indeed headless, Cheng Peng is not one of those guys who is deeply addicted to anime.
No matter how cruel the black technology is, it cannot be so cruel that a person can still make various expressions without his head!
This time he was so tired that he took a long rest.
When he got up from the physical therapy machine, et had already returned and brought back a large kiwi fruit said to be produced on Mars.
Cheng Peng sat up and first touched the thing on his neck.
Apparently still there.
"Master, what are you doing?" et felt confused, "Why do you have to touch your head after coming out of the physical therapy device? Is there something wrong with the function setting?... But you did not set the task of hypnotic rest for the brain.
"
Cheng Peng smiled awkwardly.
He had mentioned this rumor before and was really lectured by et.[
For example, "Even if you don't have common sense about biology, you should have common sense about vision. How can you tell emotions and sorrows without a head?" etc. et kept talking for at least ten minutes without repeating it.
Well, Cheng Peng's electronic butler is a particularly nagging kind of person.
Let's say it's nagging right now.
"Master, I know you are an expert and scholar, but you are an expert in history, not medicine or biology. There is no need to conduct any research on your own brain; and it is very unwise and very dangerous to set the functions of the physical therapy instrument by yourself.
It's dangerous. The insurance mechanism of the physical therapy device itself is not enough to ensure your absolute safety under any circumstances. A small negligence may bring tragic consequences. You don't want to wake up and find that you have only a floating head.
In the nutrient solution, the body has been forced to give up due to serious damage, and then it has to wait in that embarrassing state for two weeks to queue up for a new body, right?"
Nagging, nagging.
Cheng Pengnai raised his hands and surrendered, and promised that he would never set up his own physical therapy device in the future, nor would he play games for too long, nor would he drink with suspicious people whose origins were unknown and who did not even use electronic butlers. He was so drunk...and after a series of guarantees that he couldn't even remember, et finally stopped nagging.
In fact, Cheng Peng enjoyed this kind of nagging.
I am really happy to have someone who cares about me and keeps nagging me.
Even if it's just a robot, the most terrifying thing is not death, but forgetfulness.
No one cares about you anymore, no one remembers you anymore, you are just an insignificant part of the huge number in the census.
What a sad thing!
One hundred years of life is now two hundred years and one will eventually die. Even princes, generals and ministers can only return to dust after death. Even black technology cannot bring people back to life or live forever. The only things that can remain in the world are "traces".
I don’t remember when Cheng Peng came to a war memorial, looked at the shocking number of casualties, and tried to find out who these victims were.
He found less than one-tenth of the names.
The vast majority of the dead have left no trace in history, and their lives are just an insignificant part of that terrible number.
Cheng Peng trembled and couldn't sleep all night.
He became restless when he thought that sooner or later he would be like this, turned into dust in people's memories and merged into those huge numbers.
So he studied and researched desperately, hoping to become an outstanding scholar and leave the name "Cheng Peng" in history.
He became the ace of the history department at a well-known university, far more outstanding than other students.
But fate played a big joke on him. The world of Datong has arrived, and the cruel black technology has even invented the thing of tracing back time.
So history immediately lost its value.
Fortunately, he quickly adjusted, reset his life goals, and became the best again.[
God will not be cruel enough to make bad jokes twice in a row, just as no author, no matter how bad he is, will bite off the head of a popular character twice in a row.
Even if you publish a bento, you have to publish it with new ideas and changes. If you just search for souls and burn ashes, the author will be tired, and the readers will be tired!
A shaking of the tiger's body is the aura of a king, and if the tiger's body is shaking too much, the author's fingers are cramped; the beautiful eyes are blurred, which is temptation, and those who have blurred beautiful eyes all day long must be taking drugs.
How to sing an online song?
Use Professor Sheep quickly, hehehehe; use Professor Sheep quickly, hehehehehe.
Cheng Peng hummed "hem ha ha ha" and opened the forum.
Brother Zaku is still serializing the battles in Gundam World, but now that the Federation Army has successfully reversed the situation and is now beginning to gradually counterattack, everyone is paying more attention to the whereabouts of the romantic mule and lolita-controlling duck in the original work.
"We want Ralashin!"
"We want Aina!"
Of course there are comments like this, but on forums, gay love is far more likely to attract attention than love.
For example, "lnn", a casual world with themes of life, love, and family, is not as popular as "Become a Demon King from Today", a world with gay love as its selling point.
In this regard, players such as "I am the Immortal" and "Cafe Owner" who were born in the lnn world are very dissatisfied, but there is nothing they can do.
Who said they were alone?
Even Cheng Peng himself would be more concerned about the latter among the two scandals: "A certain man is in love with a certain woman" and "A certain man is in love with a certain man."
A certain man and a certain woman are in love, what's so strange about this!
For example, in the world of "Neon Genesis Evangelion", there are many researchers and players who are pursuing Limbo Asuka, Katsuragi Misato and so on. For example, there is a certain Yi Qing who is always reporting on various interesting news about New Third Tokyo.
Claiming to be close to catching up.
Cheng Peng has no interest in this at all. Whether he can catch him or not, no matter who he catches, what does it have to do with him?
However, he was very concerned about a player who was said to have a close relationship with Shinji Ikari, even though the guy claimed that he just wanted to cut a few pieces of the protagonist into pieces and study it.
Well... this is because the guys from the infrastructure team keep talking about this all day long.
He doesn't have time to do that kind of chatting, what kind of gossip is he pursuing!
There are not many technical posts on the forum during this period. It is said that the data emperor Aotuman has written a novel by himself. It is also said that his novels have good results and are very popular among readers, so he is busy doing Chen Jiupeng all day long and has no time to calculate data.
As for a well-known informant, Cheng Peng specifically emphasized to her before going offline not to release the video of him using his power to defeat Rodamente. It would involve several of his trump cards and should not be made public.
So after looking around, he only found a few interesting serials.
For example, "The Tribulation of the Magical Boy" was written by "Desperate Mian". This poor young man suffered a lot in the world of "Magic Apprentice" because of the genetic disease narcolepsy, although he later expressed to gm
After the appeal, the situation has improved. This can be seen from his recent two chapter updates. However, the nickname "poor naughty kid" has spread like wildfire and has become synonymous with him.
Another example is a brother who "a strong man must defy the heavens". He claims to have invented the "Archimedes-style spear technique" and claims that "as long as you give me a fulcrum, the earth will be poked at you", and he wrote a
Series "The Strong Man Defies Heaven", unfortunately his novels are constantly criticized by informed players, revealing various truths that are inconsistent with the facts: In the world of "Rurouni Kenshin", he tried to play tricks, but was killed by the murderous man Usui.
One knife; in the world of "The Legend of Heaven and Dragon Slayer", I planned to grab the dragon slaying knife, but drifted on the sea for half a month without finding Ice and Fire Island. Basically, the story is about a certain failed young man who imagined and beautified his own frustrated story.
product.
What is more interesting is the "Great Devil Kaobike" who keeps selling contracts. This guy went from being arrogant at the beginning to sighing later, and now he has developed to "As long as you are willing to sign a contract with me, no matter what the conditions are."
"I can agree to it".
The problem is that since the broadcast of an animated work called "Magical Girl Little Round Face", "signing a contract" has become one of the taboo words that young people often talk about. Even Cheng Peng knows that "words can be arbitrary."
It is said that contracts cannot be signed randomly.
For devil players, the main indicator that determines promotion is the quantity and quality of contracts signed. Therefore, the player who created a devil through shit transport has not been able to sell even one contract so far. Well, he is still at the lowest level.
Lemurs are cannon fodder-level demons that usually appear in groups, the kind that even players with no star rating may not be able to defeat.
Regarding this poor brother, a person named "Dr. Guan Canghai" said this: "I think one thing is self-evident. Any contract must be based on the premise that both parties to the contract have the ability to perform.
What can a lemure do? I would like to seriously remind you that a lemure is an extremely low-level devil. It does not even have intelligence! Even if it has intelligence, I think this golden finger can be used.
It’s a bit excessive, and it won’t do anything for you!”
As for how the "Great Devil" issued an angry curse to the "Doctor", and how the two sides argued endlessly, and finally had to dispatch the administrator of the forum to throw the two people into a small dark room to calm down, that is what everyone is looking for.
One of the joys of this series of posts…
To put it simply, the forum series is setting + complaints + guest appearances + various hits.
Oh, I'm not talking about Fukawa-kun who was shot even while lying down. I really didn't give him a convenient shot.
