Cheng Peng smiled amiably and said goodbye to the pink little girls one by one. He couldn't see the slightest hint of the aura that dominated the battlefield in the game.
...Of course, if you can face a group of cute children who are smiling at you and can still lower your face and show off your toughness and kill people with your eyes, this person must have lacked love since he was a child and grew up to be a pervert - for example, Levi,
This guy actually planned to perform at the welcome party for the new director of the kindergarten and orphanage to break a big stone in the chest and hold a silver gun in the throat. He also patted his chest and said, "It doesn't matter if the bones are broken or the throat is punctured. Anyway, I will go to the hospital and lie down for two days."
God will be fine"... [bsp; He didn't even think about it. When the time comes, he stabbed his neck with a bullet and blood spurted all over the floor - he didn't care, but what if it left a psychological shadow on the children?
Don't you see that Du Sanae is such a good little girl? She just watched too many horror movies in the "Chainsaw" series when she was a child. She often used a giant chainsaw that was almost as tall as her own body to kill people in the game...
If Levi were provoked like this, some of these innocent and lovely children would be as violent as Tosanae or Lina Godzilla - everyone would break out in cold sweat just thinking about this, and they would simply hug Levi's head.
He grabbed it by his feet, tied him up tightly and threw him into the flying car. He set the flying car to take him to the center of the Sahara Desert and then threw him down.
Well, anyway, as he said, even if he becomes a mummified body, it is just a matter of going to the hospital and lying in bed for two days. A fool will not die!
Because there were too many friends who came to congratulate them, there was a slight distraction, and because some deep lolita control shotacons, who had epilepsy attacks and uncontrollable behavior due to close contact with cute little boys and girls, were tormented too much.
——For example, in order to capture Bi Yong, a master of boxing, seven or eight people, including Cheng Peng, pressed on him, some pressed his head and some his feet, and finally took off his socks and stuffed his mouth.
, to subdue this idiot who had already fallen into madness, singing "Loli has three good things..." with a broken voice, and threw him into a flying car to keep company with Levi... In short, the small venue was turned into a mess.
Seeing the mess on the ground, Cheng Peng had to shake his head and sigh, and quietly stayed after the meeting to help clean up.
His behavior somewhat saved some face for this group of players who had been defined as "weird uncles and aunts" by the children. In the end, he was given a farewell by the children when he said goodbye.
"Well...Chen Wumian...no, it's time to call you Dean Chen." When parting, he said with some regret, "Are you really not going to play "Adventure" anymore?"
"...At least it won't be possible for this period of time." Chen Wumian still smiled a little shyly, just like he did in the game, "As you can see, there are a lot of things going on here, and I, the airborne dean, am too young.
, and I don’t understand anything, so I’m not very able to convince others. If I don’t learn from everything, and don’t put in more effort, I will be looked down upon by the teachers.”
Cheng Peng nodded - he had also noticed just now that the teachers who were taking care of the children frowned when they saw the players making such a fuss. Chen Wumian, the new dean, wanted to convince the public, so he also
It's really not that easy.
In this era, the influence of money or power on the general public is almost zero. Being able to be admired by people depends on qualifications, talent or hard work. For example, like Chen Wumian's uncle, he has been doing it for decades.
Taking care of children and bringing up generations of orphans, this prestige is unparalleled.
As for Chen Wumian himself, he has neither enough talent nor any qualifications. There is a huge difference between him and the old dean. If he continues to indulge in games, he will indeed be looked down upon...
"If you need help, just say hello. To be honest, I'm quite free."
"Haha, usually I can just ask Moran to help. But when you really need manpower, I will never be polite!"
At about two o'clock in the afternoon, Cheng Peng returned home.
The noisy morning, coupled with the hard work of cleaning up the venue after lunch, made him a little tired. After all, the decisive battle between the "Unparalleled Snake" would not start until tomorrow, so he simply gave himself a day off, boarded the game, changed into casual clothes, and left.
After leaving the bloody battle battlefield, I returned to the Monster Hunter World where I started, climbed to a semi-deserted observation deck, and opened the virtual screen to browse the forum under the sunny weather.
The forum is always so lively. More than a billion people hang out in countless worlds. Many things happen every day, and many people have the habit of posting what they see and hear on the forum. Even if Cheng Peng usually only
I go to several fixed sub-forums and only click on posts whose titles seem interesting. I see countless new things every day.
For example, a guy with the ID "Yintian Shenyin Please Respect Yourself" posted a post not long ago discussing the issue of lolicon.
"Today I saw some very ugly lolicons! Those guys are really... hopeless! Can you imagine? They were lying on the ground rolling around and singing lolita songs... lolita
Li's song can only be sung in private! As a lolita, shouldn't you be reserved? Shouldn't you maintain a good image in front of lolita? That kind of convulsive posture will obviously scare the lolita away.
Right!"
Cheng Peng stared at this post for a long time and felt that it looked familiar.
(This guy...could he be someone who attended the welcome party today? I really can't tell. It turns out there is such a lolicon hidden among us...)
Another guy with the ID "Lively Dark Water" posted that he was planting grass in the Sahara Desert today as usual, but he didn't know who threw two piles of garbage from the sky, which shocked him. He walked over.
At first glance, it turned out to be two people tied up with five flowers!
"It's so strange! I immediately helped them untie the rope, and they made a strange laugh, called a speed car on their mobile phones, laughed strangely as if they were having a seizure, got in the car and left... I felt like I was the one in the legend.
Just like a supporting character who broke the seal and released the big devil into the world..."
(Well, your feeling is right...)
In addition to these trivial news about life, information about the game occupies a large space in the forum. And here, Wei Ye hosted and Chen Wumian carried out the battle to snipe the seven-star peak legendary boss.
It was mentioned again and again.
At first, many people were questioning - why can a mere five-star player transform into a legendary boss that kills a peak seven-star player? This is unreasonable! This is unscientific!
But at most half an hour later, a player in the crusade released the video of the grand magic ceremony.
There are many people who are good at analysis on the forum. After everyone’s calculations, the final result is that in order to kill Emperor Xin, the crusade army paid at least 50,000 to 60,000 casualties and consumed a huge amount of materials. It’s really true.
It's admirable how much money was spent.
And when the news that "the character of the spellcaster Chen Wumian (a five-star mid-level conjuration mage) was completely burned and could not be revived" was sent out and confirmed, no one felt that there was anything unreasonable anymore.
If the heavy casualties and massive amounts of materials are still within the range of losses that some large guilds can accept, then if a five-star mid-level spellcaster is completely finished...this loss is not acceptable to any guild.
.
Five-star mid-level players are the best among the best, and are the core and most elite members of every guild. Among them, spellcasters only account for a small proportion. In the entire "Adventure", there are powerful players like Chen Wumian.
There are so many spellcasters out there who haven’t reached three digits in all calculations... This is only a few tenths of more than a billion people, and their rarity is comparable to that of a national treasure-level artist!
There are many bosses, and they will be overthrown sooner or later, so there is no need to rush. But the loss of a core member, a top expert, will have long-term negative effects... No matter from which angle you look at this deal,
They all seem to be at a loss!
Cheng Peng noticed that in those discussion posts, no one mentioned that Chen Wumian quit the game in order to concentrate on being the principal of his kindergarten.
(It seems... everyone's mouths are quite tight...)
Smiling and closing the virtual screen, Cheng Peng basked in the warm sunshine and gradually fell asleep without realizing it.
Even great masters who are always brave and hardworking will occasionally be lazy and take a rest...
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It was really hard to write this update... As expected, the forum article was not easy to write...
