The wedding of Ye Ying and Chang Zhi was relatively simple. After welcoming and witnessing the wedding, the couple said goodbye to their parents, relatives and friends, and started planning their two-month honeymoon trip. Fortunately, the work of the institute is no longer very busy, so Ye Ying can go back and forth.
Asking for such a long vacation. It should be noted that he had taken leave since mid-August last year to accompany Chang Shizuku on a trip to the rings of Saturn. As a result, when he came back from the trip, he didn't even stay at home for a few days, and he only went to work for half a day.
class, followed by another two months of leave...
"It's nothing. I haven't taken a vacation in six years, and I have saved a lot of paid vacations. Before the world is unified, these vacations may only exist in written records, but now there is no pressure, and the bosses are also happy.
Be a good person, so in fact, only this vacation is a real leave, and the previous trip was just a paid leave." When Cheng Peng asked this question, Ye Ying smiled nonchalantly, "With the outbreak of black technology, I am willing to
There are fewer and fewer people who are doing solid research in general science and technology, and slowly climbing the technology tree. An old researcher like me, even if I want to be the leader, I still have to chase Han Xin under the moon..." [bsp; "In general
Just one sentence," Wang Chen, the youngest researcher at their institute, concluded, "No problem, it's fine!"
With this "no problem", the newlyweds took off on a speeding car and soared into the sky.
"Okay, half of this big thing has been solved!" Cheng Peng let out a long breath and looked at the watch specially prepared for this master of ceremonies work. "It is now four o'clock in the afternoon, and there are still two and a half days before the wedding banquet in the evening.
Hours... We plan to go to the wedding banquet venue half an hour in advance for final inspection at six o'clock, and everyone can take a rest before that."
The guys who had been extremely busy since early in the morning heard the news and hurriedly dispersed as if they were amnesty. They went back to rest without mentioning it. After Cheng Peng returned home, he was not in a hurry to rest, but took two copies.
I checked the scripts, put away the one that had completed its historical mission, and then began to silently review the thicker one.
In the traditional concepts of many Chinese people, the most important event of a marriage is the wedding banquet in the evening. As the wedding master of ceremonies, more than 80% of Cheng Peng's lines are in the evening scene.
As a master of ceremonies, the most important thing in the evening is the opening remarks. The following remarks are naturally also important, but in terms of words, that's about it.
In fact, what Cheng Peng is most worried about is not that he said the wrong words, but the traditional Chinese way of "making a wedding noise"... So the next step is to work hard to get the guests and friends drunk, especially those who like to drink and make trouble, and this "drunk"
"It's also very particular. If you want them to lie down when they are drunk, it is best to get under the table and fall asleep, so you don't have to worry about them making trouble.
After spending about fifteen minutes carefully checking the speech script to make sure that the lines to deal with various major issues were ready and memorized, Cheng Peng closed his eyes and took a nap, then picked up his mobile phone.
I called Jiang Youping, whom I had contacted before.
"Hello, Mr. Jiang, I'm Cheng Peng...Thanks to you, everything went smoothly...The things I talked to you about last time...That's good!...Don't worry about the properties of the medicine. Do you still have to worry about it these days?
Is there some food poisoning problem? This is not puffer fish... In short, just get them drunk under the table one by one. I know nothing about this, so I leave everything to professionals... Haha, you are too polite!... Don't worry,
I will keep it a secret, I will handle this matter myself, no one else will know... Well, that's it, it's all up to you!"
The content of this phone call is indeed a bit unspeakable to outsiders: Cheng Peng has seen drunkards taking advantage of the alcohol to have fun at wedding banquets, causing the host party to be very embarrassed. It was really a group of demons dancing at night, and there was no fight No, it’s really a headache! In order to prevent this situation, he consulted many seniors, and finally found the seasoning dealer Jiang Youping under the introduction of Zhao Yalong - Jiang Youping is in the seasoning business, and his business is very big. There is a researcher in the company The institute specializes in various practical condiments, food and beverages, etc., and can be regarded as a first-class professional.
Cheng Peng found Jiang Youping, not for seasonings or anything else, but for help finding a way to mix it into the wine that would make the drinker enjoy the flavor without changing—or not significantly changing—the taste of the wine. Additives that make you more likely to get drunk and make you feel weak and drowsy after getting drunk.
Well, food additives are just food additives.
Cheng Peng originally thought that this matter might be difficult to handle, but when Jiang Youping heard that he made this request, he immediately laughed.
"It's easy to handle! I'll take care of it!" the condiment merchant nicknamed the Soy Sauce Bottle promised, "To put it bluntly, there are three requirements. The first is to prevent them from drinking, and the second is to make them drunk as soon as possible. The third is to let them stay calm and not cause trouble when they are drunk, right?"
"That's right!"
"That's enough. You can give me a sample of the wine for the wedding banquet. In up to six hours, the research institute will be able to produce what you want!"
"...Is your research institute also linked to the Black Technology Promotion Bureau?"
"Where are you talking? - I would like to hook it up, but the Black Technology Promotion Bureau is so mysterious that there is no place to hang it up - this recipe has been around since ancient times, and has gone through a lot of exploration and improvement in recent years. I There is a team in the research institute that specializes in this research. However, this thing cannot be put on the table after all. It is purely a private communication. And every time it is used, the relevant time, place, handler, weight, and purpose Everything must be strictly controlled... Speaking of which, after the wedding banquet, we have to collect the remaining wine. This stuff is prohibited from flowing out and is strictly controlled."
Jiang Youping did not explain in detail what the "very strict control" was, and Cheng Peng did not ask, but this kind of thing is conceivable - to put it bluntly, this drug is quite suspected of being banned, which is what the world is today. With Datong, social constraints have been greatly strengthened than before, and people's rights awareness and ability to defend rights have made a qualitative leap, so many things are controlled more loosely, otherwise it may not be possible that these things will be directly banned...
Even so, "the organizer drugged the guests and made them drunk and fell asleep" is not something that can be brought to light, so Cheng Peng didn't even tell Wang Hu, but made the specific arrangements in his capacity as the master of ceremonies. Except for him In addition, no one in the entire wedding knew that some of the drinks had been filled with extra ingredients - these drinks would be delivered to the tables of the guests who liked to drink and cause trouble by himself, without anyone noticing.
To be fair, Cheng Peng didn't like this method, but Wang Hu's once-in-a-lifetime happy event couldn't be messed up by drunkards who were having fun!
As the master of ceremonies, he has the responsibility and obligation to ensure that the wedding goes smoothly and beautifully, and that nothing unpleasant happens!
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Let me explain one thing: the additives mentioned in this paragraph are expressly prohibited in reality, so don’t take it seriously. Reality is not the science fiction world of "Adventure". It will be very bad to eat these things with side effects.
Readers who have the opportunity to come into contact with the so-called "increasing the strength of alcohol", please do not try it!
Well, the above paragraph is very important, so I would like to emphasize it.