Piaotian Literature Cheng Peng’s words in the Nuwa Temple were not a sudden inspiration, but one of the preparatory strategies that he had already discussed with his companions.
These preliminary countermeasures include but are not limited to using words to dispel Emperor Xin's intention of teasing Nuwa, privately washing the inscriptions on Nuwa's temple, causing accidental destruction of the inscriptions to destroy evidence, trying to persuade Nuwa to deal with Di Xin directly... When it really doesn't work.
Next, Cheng Peng and others even planned to kill Di Xin to calm Nuwa's anger.
The general trend of the world, the rise and fall of the country, are determined by the law of heaven, but the law of heaven is illusory. God knows what is going on, but at least the goddess Nuwa will definitely prosper whoever wants to prosper, and whoever wants to perish will perish with just one word.
, no one would say no to her. Therefore, all plans are centered around the goal of "how to prevent Nuwa from destroying the Shang Dynasty" - as for what will happen to Emperor Xin?
Go to hell with the crazy Er.
Fortunately, things went smoothly and did not develop to the point where extreme measures had to be used. Cheng Peng only relied on describing the power of the goddess Nuwa to dispel Di Xin's desire.
Speaking of which, this is inevitable. No matter how lustful Di Xin is, he is just an ordinary pervert. He is not a heavy-flavored curiosity hunter like Xu Yuanxuan. He can't be so good at stroking meat and jelly.
Level things. No matter how lustful he is, once he figures out that the object of his lust is a giant snake tens of thousands of miles tall, and it is very likely that only the head and hands are almost human-like, it will definitely be like
Like Mr. Yasaka, he is indifferent to beauty - without him, his sanity will drop too much, and even his wife will suffer the same fate.
The proposer of this plan was Xu Tu, and the person who perfected it was Cheng Peng himself. Although he was not good at thinking of such wonderful ideas, as a person who studied history, he was very good at talking about ancient times.
Based on the principle of "roughly correct", he exaggerated the image as much as possible in the direction of seeking novelty. In the end, he exaggerated the image and created this terrifying colossus that made Di Xin completely turn off his stomach.
However... things are not that easy to solve...
Early the next morning, Emperor Xin proposed to select beauties to replenish the harem during the morning court. This order puzzled all the officials. Only those who had experienced what happened yesterday were not surprised. Cheng Peng even
He noticed that Prime Minister Shang Rong lowered his head and exhaled, with a look of relief on his face.
(This man...you are too happy too soon!)
Sure enough, Shang Rong had only been happy for less than half a minute when Di Xin's next order made the old man choke in his throat and almost fainted.
"That is to say, I am passing on Gu's decree: I will issue a decree to the princes of the four towns, and I will select a hundred beauties from good families in each town, no matter rich or poor, with dignified appearance, gentle temperament, courteous manners, and generous manners to serve as servants in the harem."
Not only were the ministers dumbfounded when this decree was spoken, but even Cheng Peng, who knew the plot in advance, couldn't help but shake his head secretly.
Go to the four major princes to select a hundred beauties from good families in each place? Di Xin thinks that beauties are just vegetables in the fields, can they just collect a lot of them?
Not to mention that the four major princes may not be willing to agree to this order. Even if they agree, it will be really difficult to gather these one hundred beauties in a short period of time!
Fortunately, although Emperor Xin was dizzy, the ministers were not ignorant. They immediately started admonishing one after another. Some said, "There are beauties in the harem. Has Your Majesty ever known all the beauties in the harem? You might as well take a look in the harem first. I think maybe there are still beauties in the harem."
There are some omissions." Someone said, "The customs of the four towns are different from that of Chaoge. Some people regard fitness as beauty, or fatness as beauty. Your Majesty really wants to draft from the four towns? The beauties selected from these four towns cannot be sent back easily.
...", someone said, "It has been eight years since His Majesty took the throne, and so far he has only had two sons, especially the two concubines Huang and Yang, who are not pregnant... I feel that Your Majesty should consider adding a few more concubines before the draft, so as to increase the number of concubines in Dashang.
The number of successors to the dynasty..." All these people said were reasonable things. Even though Emperor Xin was unwilling to do so, he had nothing to say, so he had to announce the dismissal of the dynasty unhappily and returned to the study sullenly.
Wen De and Cheng Peng walked with him. After walking for a while, Di Xin suddenly stopped and asked as if he was talking to himself: "Isn't it okay to be alone in the draft? How come even the Prime Minister said that being alone is too lustful?"
"There's nothing wrong with that!" Wen De replied, "What's wrong with men being lustful!"
Di Xin was stunned for a moment, chewed on the words "What's wrong with men being lustful" several times, and couldn't help laughing.
"Ai Qing said it well! What's wrong with men being lustful!" But he laughed a few times and then sighed, "But being lustful is one thing, being lustful without getting it... is another thing!"
"I thought that as the emperor, your majesty should have some style in your lewdness - if you select a hundred showgirls and four hundred beauties from each of the four towns, is that really good?" Wen De's smile was a little sinister, but his words were particularly convincing.
, "I think that instead of looking for four hundred pretty girls, it's better to find one stunning beauty."
Di Xin's eyes suddenly widened as big as a buffalo, and even his nostrils seemed to be thickened: "A stunning beauty? Where can you find her?"
Wen De looked at Cheng Peng who had a helpless face, lowered his voice and said: "According to the rumors I heard when I was traveling around the world, Su Daji, the daughter of Jizhou Hou Suhu, is an unparalleled beauty.
Worthy of four hundred beautiful women!"
After saying this, Di Xin couldn't help but lick his lips and almost said, "Then I will issue an order tomorrow asking Su Hu to send his daughter!"
"Your Majesty, this method is not very good." Cheng Peng couldn't help but said, "As the emperor, you want to make Su Da your concubine. This is of course okay, but I think you should act in accordance with etiquette. Anyway, the beauty will not fly away.
You might as well summon Prime Minister Shang Rong and ask him to explore Su Hu's tone first before making any plans."
Di Xin nodded repeatedly when he heard this, but then he became troubled: "Prime Minister, he is so old, let him do such a thing... it's not good, right?"
It was only then that Cheng Peng smiled: "If your Majesty feels that Prime Minister Shang Rong is not suitable, you might as well ask King Wu Cheng to find out."
"Ah? His sister is Gu's concubine... Is it appropriate for him to reveal his secrets?"
"Is there anything Huang Concubine can do?"
"...but never."
"Then King Wu Cheng will definitely be willing to make a trip." Cheng Peng imagined the unlucky scene in which Huang Feihu had to go to attract a love rival for his sister in order to avoid the name of "jealousy", and couldn't help but feel a little funny, "Although I, sir
I have some doubts about his eloquence, but if I just test his eloquence, I believe he will be able to do the job."
Di Xin was not a fool, and he quickly realized that everyone else could refuse this job, but Huang Feihu could not! Because his sister was the royal concubine in the palace, but she had not given birth so far. His departure was a family matter for the emperor, and no one could do it.
If he didn't go, he would be helping the girl fight for favor, which would inevitably lead to the reputation of being jealous - so the matter was settled.
After summoning Huang Feihu into the palace to give the order, Emperor Xin became a little restless, circling around like an ant on a hot pot. It was obvious that he was extremely anxious. He drank several bowls of herbal tea in a row until his stomach seemed to be bulging.
After a lap, he managed to calm down and picked up a military book to study. Unfortunately, he held it upside down - he actually just started reading it like this! The extent of his absent-mindedness was evident from this.
Fortunately, the system plot was very fast. In just ten minutes, Huang Feihu came back to report, saying that Su Hu had replied, "There are thousands of beauties in your majesty's palace, but they are not enough to entertain your majesty's ears and eyes? I have a mediocre appearance, I don't know the rules, and I can't serve you."
King." He stopped abruptly when he said this. Although he knew at a glance that there was more to say later, he didn't say any more - it was definitely not a good thing to say.
Di Xin frowned when he heard this, and looked at Cheng Peng and Wen De for help: "Ah... what should we do?"
"Why is Su Hu like this? His Majesty chose his daughter to be his concubine. As the Marquis of Jizhou, it is not humiliating for his daughter to become the emperor's concubine. If his daughter can give birth to a boy and a half girl, she is also a member of the Great Shang Dynasty.
One of the heirs may not have the chance to inherit the throne in the future - your majesty is the third son of the late emperor!" Cheng Peng frowned and couldn't help complaining that Su Hu had a mental problem, "Since your majesty has been on the throne, you have only had one queen and two concubines.
It’s not too much to choose his daughter as the third concubine!”
"I guess he wants to marry his daughter to a prince from a big town as his official wife." Wen De sneered repeatedly, "Haven't you heard the saying? It's better to be the head of a chicken than the queen of an ox!"
The two sang in harmony, making Emperor Xin's face sink like water. Huang Feihu stood there quite embarrassed, not knowing what to say - to be fair, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the emperor wanting to accept the daughter of the Marquis of Jizhou as his concubine. As the emperor,
Ti Xin only has two sons so far, and no daughters. The number of descendants is really a little less. Adopting more concubines and increasing the number of royal successors is a major matter related to the stability of the country. Su Hu simply doesn't care.
There was no reason to object. But as Huang Fei's brother, he really felt bad when he saw his brother-in-law thinking hard about getting other women.
Alas! Who said that my sister has not given birth to a child so far...
After a while, Wen De volunteered to try to persuade Su Hu again, and then left with Di Xin's will.
A few minutes later, in the chat channel, he cursed unhappily: "Su Hu is an old bastard. I went to propose marriage with great joy, and he actually stabbed me with a knife! He also said he was going to rebel... Could he follow me?
Is my daughter having an inappropriate relationship?"
Yes or no, in short, the dignified Marquis of Jizhou actually rebelled because of such a bullshit reason!
When Di Xin, whose face was so dark that he could pretend to be an inkstone, told the news word for word in the court hall, and Huang Feihu also proved that what happened was exactly what Di Xin said, the officials were in an uproar again.
Of course, this time everyone was mostly criticizing Su Hu.
In ancient China - at least in the stories of Fengshen Yanyi, the status of daughters is very low. Princess Longji, the daughter of the Golden Mother of Yaochi, is inevitably leading the team to pour wine during the Yaochi Conference. She is at best a wine-pour girl.
The foreman was demoted to the mortal world because of poor performance, and even the order for her to marry Hong Jin was not given by Yaochi Golden Mother, but by Yuehe Xianweng, Fuyuan Xianweng's subordinate... This Su Hu
But I don’t know what’s wrong with me, to think so highly of a mere daughter!
The most heinous thing is that the emperor wants to marry his daughter as his concubine. What kind of nerve does this touch on him? If he doesn't agree, then he doesn't agree, and he actually goes to the point of rebelling over a few words?
(This damn plot inertia has gone too far! In the original work, he was almost beheaded by King Zhou before he rebelled in anger! Why here he just repeatedly asked his daughter to enter the palace as a concubine, but he actually rebelled? This
It’s a rebellion! It’s not just kids playing house!)
With such thoughts in mind, Cheng Peng's feeling towards Su Hu became even worse.
"This is a disease that must be cured!" Huang Feihu sighed to the young King Wucheng in the camp led by Huang Feihu, "What the Marquis of Jizhou needs is not a good daughter, but a good doctor!"
One sentence made everyone laugh, it was ridiculous, the war actually started like this...
"Why exactly?"
When Cheng Peng complained to several friends in the staff group, Yue Yi, who had never talked much, pointed out the misunderstanding in his thinking.
"The Romance of the Gods is a catastrophe of heaven and earth, and the murderous intention is fully revealed. Su Hu is also a person in the catastrophe, so he will definitely be affected. I guess... he means 'the catastrophe has arrived'..."
"Bah, damn him!" Cheng Peng scolded angrily, "I originally planned to get him to sign the first name on the divine list and report to heaven as soon as he died. But now I have changed my mind and let this unreasonable bastard go.
Stay at the Conferred God Platform!"
"I won't sign this kind of bastard!"
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Second update, please give me a red ticket~
(This article is here to vilify Su Hu, but as the saying goes, there is no escape. Since he is a famous bad bird on the list of gods, he will naturally be stabbed even if he stretches his head or shrinks his head, so let’s just think that he is obsessed with lard...)
