"Young man, I see that you have wonderful bones and extraordinary bearing. You are truly a dragon and a phoenix among men, a peerless hero! There is a contract here. If you sign it, you will definitely become a great person in the future! The important task of maintaining world peace will be entrusted to you.
Got it!"
"General Cheng, I will inherit Shangtang's legacy in the future. Maintaining world peace and other things are originally the emperor's responsibilities, so there is no need to do more."
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"Brother, I see you have purple eyebrows, glowing eyes, and an unspeakable fate. You might as well sign this contract. You will definitely be able to break through the barriers in front of you, soar into the sky, display your ambitions, and live your life to the fullest.
ambition!"
"General Cheng, I know you are loyal to His Majesty and want to test me, but I am really satisfied with the current situation and have no intention of 'flexing my ambitions'!"
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"This strong man..."
"Brother Cheng! You really need to change your bad habit of looking for people to sign contracts everywhere! I heard other strangers call you 'qb Cheng Peng' in private - this nickname should not be a good word, right?
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"Well...who said that?"
"Xiao Xianchang, Li Xianchang...Wei Xianchang and General He also said the same thing last time when they came back to deliver a letter."
"Those bastards who not only don't help but also make fun of others! I'm going to stab them to death!"
"Miss Du and Miss Ai also said so..."
"Let those two go, and then stab those cheap-mouthed bastards to death!"
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"Xiao Moran! Li Yi! You two sarcastic bastards behind your back!" Cheng Peng kicked open the door of "Tianji Hall" where Xiao Moran and Li Yi lived, "Get out of here and die!"
"If you are looking for Master No. 1, he was recently captured by Master Alice Megatron as a coolie, and it is impossible to appear for the time being; if you are looking for Master No. 2, he has been sleeping and forgetting food these days.
Watch "Rose Girl EX3D Remastered Edition", you may have to wait a week before he comes back online." What greeted him was not the two summoners who spoke ill of people behind their backs, but a Q-version three-headed flying girl.
Doll, "Also, they have a message for you. Do you want to play it?"
"Let it go, I want to hear their explanation!"
The doll girl cleared her throat, and then said Xiao Muran's voice: "Cheng Peng, I've been very depressed, weak, and unlucky lately! Someone once said that if you share your pain with friends, the pain will only be half.
So I decided to share my pain with you - you should have shared it now, right? Then my pain will only be half, thank you."
Cheng Peng clenched his fists loudly and glanced unfriendlyly around the Tianji Hall courtyard, frightening the rather intelligent puppet workers to run away quickly.
"Do you want to hear the message from Master No. 2?"
"Listen!" He said one word coldly from between his teeth.
"Cheng Peng, although I have no objection to you as a person, I really hate QB. Especially recently you are always wearing white clothes and wearing a gold bracelet... I sincerely suggest that you go see a psychologist.
Doctor, you will become a pervert if you continue like this!"
"...You two bastards! Aren't you the ones who suggested that I change into this outfit in the first place!!"
Cheng Peng's roar echoed in the sky above the Guards Mansion, full of grief, anger and helplessness: "What qb! qb! I don't want to either!"
In the past month or so, Cheng Peng's salesman work has been outstanding, and he signed several contracts at once. Emperor Xin's uncles Jizi and Bigan, Nanbohou E Chongyu, one of the four major princes in the world, and three quite famous
Talented people were deceived by him into signing the god form one after another, and became preparatory gods. Adding the three signed before, one-sixth of the thirty-six god positions have been completed, and finally they have a little bit of success.
So little results.
Encouraged by this situation, Cheng Peng took Xu Tu's suggestion and went on a full-scale attack, imitating the behavior in many comedies and even cross talk, using "contracts" to cover up the truth about Fengshenbiao, and looking for people to sign contracts everywhere. For a time, Chaoge City was full of people.
Almost all people with great luck or outstanding talents were harassed by him.
The only one who was not harassed was King Wen of Zhou Jichang. Cheng Peng himself did not know if this King Wen of Zhou signed the form of apotheosis, whether it would have too serious an impact on the general situation of the world, let alone if he had a detailed discussion with Ji Chang.
, whether this divine fortune teller would see any flaws, so I never mentioned this matter to him.
In his opinion, although Ji Chang's current situation is not ideal, it is still acceptable - the reputation of this wise prince has almost reached its peak, and it will not get any higher no matter how high it is. This is due to the purple smell in his mansion.
You can see the growth rate of Qi.
It is not that Cheng Peng never thought of asking Dong Bohou to come forward and persuade Ji Chang to thank guests behind closed doors to prevent his luck from continuing to increase. However, when discussing with his friends, someone said: "Sima Qian has a famous saying: 'King Wen acts in a restrained manner.
Zhouyi'. Zhouyi is said to have been written by King Wen of Zhou when he was imprisoned. Once the book is completed, he will finally be an eternal holy king... If he thanked guests behind closed doors, but wrote Zhouyi
Once it comes out, your luck will definitely skyrocket...what should we do then?"
Although this was just a guess, it was an extremely dangerous possibility. After careful consideration, everyone still did not dare to take the risk. Based on the principle of "choose the lesser of two evils", Ji Chang was allowed to continue to be famous in Chaoge.
During this time, plots in various places are also slowly developing.
A fierce battle is going on in Beihai. Due to the random intrusion of NPCs and players from Chanjiao and Jiejiao, this war is becoming more and more continuous. In Wei Ye's words, "We feel like
It was the U.S. troops stationed in Iraq ten years ago who were completely stuck in the quagmire! They couldn't get out!"
Over at Chaoge, Jiang Ziya is setting up a fortune-telling stall. He is quite accurate in telling fortunes, and the money he charges is not high. He is very popular in the West Market. Even the big shot Ji Chang once visited him - two
The old man was destined to have a destiny, and they had the same hobbies, and they had a great conversation. It was almost like cutting off the chicken head and drinking rice wine to show off.
The court is currently relatively stable, but perhaps due to the change of luck, many loyal and capable ministers are either sick or have family problems. Due to insufficient manpower, many tasks have to be handed over to those who have insufficient talents or poor character.
Many people did it, which caused a lot of troubles, big and small. Although most of the troubles could be solved in time and remedied, in the end it accumulated a lot of complaints among the people.
In the harem, Concubine Yang, who is pregnant again, is now the most favored concubine. No matter Queen Jiang, Concubine Huang, or Concubine Su (Daji), she has been outdone by her. This vixen who has signed the Tai Sui priesthood is now full of confidence and can do things
He was even more cautious, adhering to the principle of not seeking merit before seeking no faults, and focused solely on pleasing the king. Emperor Xin, who was troubled by the complicated state affairs, enjoyed the gentleness of water, and naturally became more and more favored.
Regarding this situation, the queen and the two concubines had no objections - they really couldn't learn from Concubine Yang's gentleness that could kill people, and they couldn't do it without admitting defeat.
It seems that everything is developing smoothly.
Until one day...
"Your Majesty! The prince of Xiqi, Boyikao, died of illness! The Marquis of Xibo invites you to return home!"
Cheng Peng, who was standing at the door of the Imperial Study Room, couldn't help but twitch his eyes when he heard the chamberlain say this.