In the distant Dai Gang, there is a place called Huahai County. It is surrounded by mountains and the land is barren. A small mountain village with several hundred households is located under the towering Dongshan Mountain. This village is Zhang Hengu’s hometown, Dongda Village
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In a ravine a few miles away from Dongda Village, people found a fresh female corpse. It said fresh because the body seemed to be steaming, at least the blood on the body had not dried. It was said that it was a corpse because of this
There is no good spot on the human body. Even if you poke it with a stick a few times, there will be no reaction at all.
"This person has been dead for several days, right?" Zhang Minsheng, the village director, touched his bare scalp and said. In fact, he knew that this person might not be dead yet. The reason why he said this was because he didn't want to cause trouble to the government.
If this person is still alive, then of course we have to take her back. Not to mention eating and drinking, where can she put her in such a dirty state? Put her in the village. The village does not have the expenses, and the little money is not enough to take care of the superiors. Send her to the village.
In the town, the mayor must be scolded!
The most energy-saving way is, of course, to sentence this man to death immediately. As long as he insists on saying that this is a dead body, no one will tell him apart. In Dongda Village, no one who dares to sing against him has yet been born.
!As long as no one speaks, he can make a decision and then find two idlers to dig a hole and bury it.
"Isn't that right? This person seems to have some breath, right?" Zhang Damin lowered his head and looked at it. He didn't realize that Director Zhang was already very disgusted with his words. He didn't know that one day he would take the opportunity to punish him.
A handful. Although he is not afraid of Director Zhang at all, there will always be a day when he regrets it. And when he regrets it, he has already seen what the Lord of Hell looks like.
"There's a fart!" Director Zhang spat out the spray paint on the ground and said, "If he had breath, he would have been gasping for breath. Do you think he is breathless? Why don't you pick him up and see if he is cold or hot?"
"Yes, you can touch it to see if it's cold or hot." Everyone cheered together.
Seeing that Zhang Damin didn't dare to speak anymore, Zhang Minsheng cleared his throat, pointed at the two of them and said: "Well, okay, don't bother talking, you two can dig a hole with iron lifts and bury the dead body, and you can go back alone."
A pack of cigarettes is considered wages."
"Director, that's not possible. I want to participate in such a good thing." Someone started cheering. In this place where rabbits don't poop, if you can earn a pack of cigarettes out of thin air, you would be happier than a god. You know, here all year round
Apart from being able to eat well, you basically can't make any money. Anyway, idleness is idle, and you can earn cigarettes with a little effort. Where can you find this good thing?
"Okay, it's just you. I'll give you four packs of cigarettes at most. If there are more people, you can share it among yourself." Director Zhang threw down the four packs of cigarettes and turned away. Before he had taken a few steps, more than a dozen people had already grabbed the cigarettes.
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Zhang Damin smoked a cigarette and kicked the dead body with his feet. He hummed a tune and said, "I think we can just find a hole and bury it. Do we need to dig more hard?" Before he could finish his words, something suddenly happened.
After screaming, I discovered that there were actually insects growing under the corpse.
"Holy shit, this guy already stinks and is poisonous. I won't do this job anymore!" He said, taking two steps back and running away without even saying hello.
In Dai Bang, people are buried in the sky when they die. The body is placed on the top of a high mountain and allowed to be eaten by birds. The cleaner it is, the more it shows that the person has accumulated good deeds during his life. Only those who died young or have no descendants can do so.
It will be buried in the ground. Whether it is a sky burial or a burial, the most taboo thing is insects on the body. It is said that anyone who is exposed to such a corpse will eventually die like the deceased.
Zhang Damin's words were not loud, but even Director Zhang Minsheng who had walked far away heard them. He couldn't help but look back and said: "I've given you the cigarettes. If people can't bury them, how can you eat them?"
Just spit it out for me!" Before he finished speaking, he ran away like flying.
Except for Zhang Damin, the other people shouted and were about to run away. They all stopped when they heard this. Not to mention that they had already smoked the cigarettes. Even if they had unsmoked cigarettes in their hands, they were reluctant to put them down. But look at that
They are really scared to death of the female corpse. If the female corpse is really going to get bad luck, then this pack of cigarettes is really not worth it.
At this time, our protagonist Zhang Hengu appeared.
When these people saw Zhang Hengu passing by from a distance, they all called Zhang Hengu in unison, as if they had discovered a golden treasure.
In the minds of the people of Dongda Village, Zhang Hengu is not above 250, not below 250, but a real 250. He doesn’t know a few Chinese characters, and he doesn’t understand a lot of people. The only difference between him and those fools is that he knows how to turn things upside down while sleeping.
, Eat to know when you are hungry and full. To sum up, in a word, it has become synonymous with fools because of their hatred for the past. Now it is really appropriate to leave this matter to him.
Zhang Damin ran over and grabbed Zhang Hengu and said, "Brother, are you going to do this good thing?"
Several people winked at him, which meant that Zhang Hengu could just bury the person and never mention the cigarettes. Zhang Damin liked this box of cigarettes more than they did, so of course he wouldn't do such a stupid thing. He
Throwing a cigarette to Zhang Hengu, he said to his lower body, "Director Zhang picked up a girl. Don't you have a wife yet? You can take her home just in time. How about it, brother, can I be worthy of you? She is so big."
I wish I thought of you beforehand."
Zhang Hengu didn't know that the gift given to him by Director Zhang and Zhang Damin was a dead body. He was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth. He wished he could kowtow to Zhang Damin and Director Zhang eighteen times on the spot. He was so busy that he went down to the ground.
Go down the slope and look. The person lying on the ground is covered in blood, and his face is covered with dirt and grass, mixed with blood.
Shui's nose, eyes and mouth were almost indistinguishable. Apart from the physical features, he could tell that she was a woman. Zhang Hengu didn't need to check carefully, and finally discovered the things under the woman's body, but
When he found the ground full of insects, Zhang Damin and the others had already disappeared without a trace.
God, how could this happen? Zhang Hengu pushed the dead body in for a long time, looked at the corpse insects crawling out from under the woman's body, and vomited a few mouthfuls of acidic water in his stomach before he regained his composure. Zhang Hengu
I was wondering, why did they still say that this person was given to me as my wife even though he was already dead?
Although many people regarded Zhang Hengu as a 250-year-old, Zhang Hengu was actually not a 250-year-old. Of course, he immediately understood Zhang Damin's cleverness. But when these people pushed this dead body to him, he didn't
I can no longer leave the solution to others, so I have to find a way to get rid of this dead body.
According to the tradition of the Dai Gang, people who died violently like this cannot be sent to the mountain. It is impossible for a person of unknown origin to be sent to the top of the mountain for sky burial. Zhang Hengu found a few branches nearby, dug a small hole, and pulled the dead body out.
He went into the pit, found a few stones and threw them on himself. While throwing them, he cursed: "Zhang Damin, you bastard, you thought he suddenly became a good person. You are just playing tricks on me. I will choke you to death when you drink water."
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This was originally a curse word from Zhang Hengu, but unfortunately it finally came true. When Zhang Hengu found out that Zhang Damin died from drinking water at the police station, he felt so regretful that his intestines turned green.
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