When Zhang Hengu was working as a teacher in Huahai County, there were no phone calls to him at all. Later, when he became the principal, there were very few calls coming in. The circle of his life was the school, and the people he knew were all teachers, and most of the teachers lived on campus.
, just tell him if you have anything, of course no one will call. As for the fellow villagers in Dongda Village, most of them have to go to the home of the village director Zhang Minsheng to pay for the call. Of course no one will call Zhang Hengu.
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Zhang Hengu, who lives in such a small circle, would not have known that as soon as he left the country, he would be chased by overseas phone calls, which seemed to indicate that he was going to become a big shot.
Ignore me, I'm annoying! Zhang Hengu really wanted to imitate Chen Yinghong and say this when he answered the phone. But he didn't dare to say it because this was an overseas phone call. He had to find a balance between practicality and face.
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This is an unfamiliar number - in fact, there are not many numbers that Zhang Hengu is familiar with. Apart from the school's landline, it is the numbers of Xiaoliang and several other teachers. If there are other numbers, there are only those colleagues and principals in the number book.
I had a phone call with the leader of the main school in Jingxian Town, and Xiaoliang helped him save these phone numbers in his mobile phone one by one.
Zhang Hengu still needs some time to play with his mobile phone. His time is more used to learn more words, how to deal with people, how to speak in front of students and parents, how to be a leader...
At this time, the professor in front of him was talking about the revolutionary history of Soviet Russia, and he was spitting and flying, as if he was the reincarnation of Lenin. Zhang Hengu didn't need to make excuses, he just showed up, and of course he pressed the reject button.
Answer this call. He is not as arrogant as Chen Yinghong. He is not qualified to tell others, "Don't ask for instructions on everything!"
The principal who had only been in the job for a month had been dismissed by reporters, so how could anyone ask him for advice?
Unexpectedly, this call was quite tenacious. He didn't answer it three times, but he called again for the fourth time. As the saying goes, only three things come true. Such a persistent call moved Zhang Hengu, and he secretly leaned down to answer the call in order not to disturb others.
, trying to lower his voice.
Zhang Hengu felt that his voice had been lowered, but not only could the students next to him hear his voice clearly, but even the professor who was lecturing in front had to stop and make way for Comrade Zhang Hengu.
"Hello, who are you looking for?" Zhang Hengu asked. What if he made a mistake and saved him from talking nonsense.
"Excuse me, are you Zhang Hengu?" The other party's answer was a little slow. Zhang Hengu thought it was because of the slow response of the other party. Later, he asked Chen Yinghong for advice and found out that overseas calls generally have delays. If the call is transferred through the United States or Europe, the speed is
will be slower.
Are you really looking for me? Zhang Hengu is very strange. He knows only a few people. Even the principal of the main school would probably be reluctant to make such a long phone call even if it uses public funds.
"I am Zhang Hengu, what can I do for you?" Zhang Hengu spoke to the other party very politely according to the call answering template given by Xiao Liang.
"That's right, listen to who I am? Do you recognize who I am?" the other party said excitedly.
Damn you sister! Zhang Hengu thought to himself, where are you from and how do I know you?
If he had thought this in his heart before, of course he would have said so on his phone. But now Zhang Hengu is making progress day by day, and even if he thinks that in his heart, he will not show it immediately.
Since he became a glorious people's teacher, Zhang Hengu has actually undergone some changes in appearance and temperament. These changes come from his clothes on the one hand, and more importantly from his living environment.
Be civilized and polite, smile first when answering the phone, say hello first, and be sure to call you... This is Xiaoliang's summary of what Zhang Hengu needs to know when answering the phone. Zhang Hengu has already
He recited it by heart. He pretended to be very happy and said: "I heard it, aren't you that so-and-so? Alas, look at my memory, aren't you just that..."
Although he said this in his mouth, he was holding his breath in his heart. How could he know whether the caller was Zhang San or Wang Er? Let alone let him guess based on the voice, he probably wouldn't know him even if he met in person. He said this,
I hope I can just get over it vaguely and not embarrass the other party too much. Anyway, he is far away in Beijing now. Anyone from Huahai County looking for him will not be able to fly to Beijing.
"Yes, yes, I am Li Dazui, your deskmate. I thought you had forgotten me a long time ago." Classmate Li Dazui immediately announced his family name before Zhang Hengu mentioned his name. He didn't have any
Think about it, after Zhang Hengu knew his name, it took a long time before he remembered where this person named Li Dazui was his classmate?
"Li Dazui..." Zhang Hengu thought for a long time, but actually he had never seen this person in his memory. Dazui, Dazui, by the way, I had seen a TV series called Tian Long Ji Part or some kind of double pride in it.
There is a person named Big Mouth. But Zhang Hengu has never had any contact with actors or directors. At most, a director died next to him when he was looking for a job in Beijing. It is assumed that he would not have any last words for himself.
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After carefully recalling what I just said, I suddenly remembered that the other party said that he and I were at the same table. Where were the tablemates? In the work shed, they squatted on the ground when eating. At home, Zhang Momo was with me when eating, but Zhang Momo was a woman, so she definitely didn't.
It will become a man. Where else are my deskmates?
In Zhang Hengu's life trajectory, his time in school was too short, and when it came to his deskmates, he really had no memory at all.
Deskmates are classmates, no matter where they are? Zhang Hengu finally understood this truth.
There is an old saying in China that the eyes and ears are influenced by the eyes. To put it simply, a stone will become smelly if left in the toilet for a long time. Zhang Hengu stayed in school for a few days and actually understood such civilized language. He couldn't help but say this
It is a miracle of education.
But all this is a matter for later. Zhang Hengu didn’t have so many thoughts when he answered the call. He just followed the other party’s ideas and let him speak. Anyway, even if he roams internationally, the Dai government will reimburse him and it will be paid by him.
The beloved people pay the bill.
"I heard that you went abroad. I chased you. I was tired and vomited blood, but I didn't catch up with the plane. But I don't think you will forget us anyway. Forget it, I will call you when I have time. If you come back
When you bring back some souvenirs or something, don’t forget me at the same table. By the way, I ordered a song for you on the Daibang TV Station, "Me at the Same Table," and you can listen to it when you get back."
When Zhang Hengu heard what he said, he thought it would be better if you were a woman. While listening to the song, I still had some thoughts. What do you, a grown man, have in mind? Thinking like this, it turns out that Xiaoliang trained you to answer the phone.
I forgot all the important points when I went to Nanjiawa Primary School and said everything I was thinking into the microphone. "You can listen, but I am only used to having sex with women, never with men."
At this time, he noticed Chen Yinghong's surprised eyes staring at him, and then he realized that this was in class, and he was on the phone. Did he say everything in his heart to the other party? He looked up and saw that he was talking on the phone.
Not only Chen Yinghong, but everyone in the classroom, including the teacher, was staring at him, seemingly seeing the giant panda in the Beijing Zoo.
Principal Zhang Hengu, who was born as a migrant worker, still had such a bright voice that he actually drowned out the teacher's lecture, and all the students in the classroom could hear him clearly.
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