Chapter 151: Open investigation and unannounced visit
Although Zhang Hengu does not have the temperament of a leader, he has the unique shrewd embroidery prince of Dai farmers: the killer princess is not easy to mess with. Moreover, he has now transformed and completed the transformation from a farmer to a civil servant. Regarding the origins of these three people,
No matter how stupid Zhang Hengu is, he can still guess a few points.
If you're not a reporter, who else could you be? Don't do this with grandpa. I suffered a lot from you last time at Nanjiawa Primary School. If I can't recognize you anymore, I should write this letter backwards.
Thinking of this, Zhang Hengu mustered up his energy and dealt with these three people he thought were reporters in the way he thought was appropriate.
"How many people are there in your office?" the middle-aged man in the lead asked.
If it were anyone else in the Publicity Office, they would not accept such an attitude from visitors. You are here to do business, and you have to ask so many questions. Isn’t it enough? But Zhang Hengu is a newcomer with no civil servant qualifications.
The official has not learned the tricks yet, so of course he will not immediately show off his power and say that he has nothing to do. After all, it is a bit unreasonable for one person to be here in such a spacious office. But it is unreasonable, a person who comes to petition and complain, is he like this?
Too much?
"Seven." Zhang Hengu replied.
"Oh, where is the director, and where are the others? Why are you the only one?"
He was obviously nosy, and Zhang Hengu's doubts just now were finally confirmed. He was so unprofessional, Zhang Hengu thought, he exposed his trap with just a few words, and he still works as a reporter at this level?
Zhang Hengu looked around and said something very historic: "The director is going to a meeting. Everyone else has their own work. Who do you want to call? I'll help you find him?"
There is a saying that once you are smart, you will be confused for a while. Some people seem to be very smart, but they often make critical mistakes at critical moments. Some people seem to be stupid, but they always excel at the most critical moments. Zhang Hengu is undoubtedly
He is the latter kind of person. He is by no means the kind of person who is wise and foolish. He wishes everyone would think him smart. Unfortunately, almost everyone thinks he is stupid and naive. Under this performance, he said
He told a lie and no one even suspected it.
Seeing the sincerity on Zhang Hengu's face, these three people believed Zhang Hengu's words 60% to 70%. They asked, "I wonder what these people have done?"
At this time, Zhang Hengu's brain was racing at the fastest speed in his life, and he said: "There is a demolition project, and the leader has asked these people to do coordination work. There cannot be no people in the unit. I stay here to look after the house." Although he said it out loud.
Yes, but Zhang Hengu is really bad at lying, and the sweat on his forehead is pouring down.
It seems that lying is much more difficult than doing physical work.
There was no flaw in what he said, and it was impossible to believe it or not. Facing such an honest man, the three of them were really embarrassed to ask any more questions, so they said a few idle words and left.
Zhang Hengu let out a sigh of relief. Lying is difficult, especially for an honest person like Zhang Hengu. Of course, after Zhang Hengu discovered the advantages and benefits of lying, he will continue to carry forward this specialty in the future, and
Carry forward.
It is easy to tell a lie once, but the hardest thing is to tell a lie for a lifetime.
Zhang Hengu has been telling the truth honestly for more than 20 years, so he will start talking nonsense from now on.
Looking at the watch, it was almost eleven o'clock, and Zhang Hengu decided not to wait until the last minute today. Usually, Zhang Hengu's commute to and from get off work was on time, firstly because he had formed a habit at school, and secondly, he had to go to work in the cafeteria There was no other place for him to go to eat. But Zhang Hengu had his own arrangements today. He wanted to attend a class reunion, but he didn’t know the names of these classmates or what they looked like. He planned to meet Li Dazui first Let's meet each other, at least when attending the class reunion, there is someone who can recognize me and get to know me. As for the two-yuan lunch in the work canteen today, it can only be cheaper for the work unit.
Just when I was packing up my desk and preparing to leave, suddenly the office door opened, and two beauties came in like a gust of wind. They ran to their seats in three steps at a time and started working seriously.
Zhang Hengu was surprised. The daily work of these two shopaholics was not reading newspapers and studying. How could they come back today? Before he could figure it out, Lao Xing also ran in in a panic. Followed by Xiao Lin Rabbit
They all rushed in. After these people came in, they didn't say a word. They either picked up a book or a newspaper and looked like they were studying seriously.
Before Zhang Hengu understood what was going on, there was a sound of footsteps in the corridor, and then the door to the director's office opposite opened, and then closed with a bang - the director was back at work again.
Zhang Hengu was puzzled, should this happen every morning? Why was it already eleven o'clock in the morning? It seemed that everyone had made an appointment, and suddenly the scene of going to work in the morning was reenacted.
Is it haunted, or is it just dazzling?
Zhang Hengu looked at the people in front and behind, and saw that everyone was immersed in busy work and study. It seemed that the noon schedule had to be changed. Since everyone was studying, Zhang Hengu also picked up the
Zhang "Beilian Daily" helped him with literacy. But in his mind, he was fantasizing about what he could eat for lunch. He used his fists to guess the ribs, and his left hand represented ribs, and his right hand represented sandwiches. He continued playing like this until twelve o'clock, when it was time to get off work.
These people are still sitting there with no intention of getting off work.
If you don't leave, I will leave. When Zhang Hengu came to work here, few people took the initiative to pay attention to him. He didn't want to pay attention to such nonsense, so he just left immediately.
"Zhang Hengu, don't leave." The director happened to walk in and said, "Everyone, hold on for a while. According to reliable information, the city leaders came to us today for an open and covert investigation. No one is allowed to leave work until the investigation is completed."
It turns out that this is the case. Only then did Zhang Hengu understand why none of his colleagues were leaving get off work. It turned out that apart from the reason for the director being here, it seemed that the main reason was due to overt and covert investigations. Since everyone is not leaving, let's stay for a while. But. , I don’t know if other departments are like this, otherwise I would be late, let alone the three-course treatment of pork ribs, and I wouldn’t even be able to drink the soup.
Fortunately, we didn't sit there for long, and there were a lot of footsteps in the corridor - all the staff in other departments of the Coordination Office were off work. Director Li poked his head out and asked the people walking by: "Hey, why are you off work?
No more checking?”
Someone said: "The city is checking on-duty status, not overtime work. Is your department going on a hunger strike over overtime work?"
Hearing what he said, the director had nothing to say and had to direct everyone to get off work. He said: "I have delayed everyone today. I am treating you. Everyone will go to Dongting Chunse for a working meal. Just keep my account. I will go to work as usual in the afternoon, and it will be a minute late.
No, it won’t work if we leave earlier. When the investigation team leaves, we can relax.”
Only then did Zhang Hengu find out that the undercover investigation team was inspecting work conditions in Huahai County, and his colleagues in the office had all come back after hearing the news.
This is not an undercover investigation. Why should we investigate when everyone already knows about it? Even I can understand this truth, so why don’t the undercover investigation team understand? Zhang Hengu thought.