Zhang Hengu came to the street and saw a young man riding a bicycle, so he asked how to get to Peking University.
"Oh, Peking University doesn't even know?" the young man asked very strangely.
Zhang Hengu could feel the very disdainful looks from young people in Beijing, as if he was very different if he didn't know Peking University in Beijing, or how great, glorious and correct he was if he knew Peking University.
Zhang Hengu nodded very humbly and replied: "Yes, I really don't know."
"Keep going forward, don't look both ways, and you'll be there in just two stops." The man smiled, got on his bicycle and left.
Speaking of which, this dear man is really kind. He was afraid that Zhang Hengu would scold his eight generations of ancestors if he traveled too far, so he just allowed Zhang Hengu to go through an unjust journey of two stops. But he ignored one point, even if it was
After half a stop, it was already a lack of virtue to show the way like this. Zhang Hengu discounted the scolding he would have done by 50%, as he would have scolded his four generations of ancestors.
Zhang Hengu kept walking forward like this. Since the man said he didn't need to look both ways, he didn't bother to look either way - anyway, after looking at the building for a long time, he didn't recognize anyone except the people. He knew the signs upstairs.
There are not many people, and no one will give him a chance to work. It is better not to see anything than to be worried. With Zhang Hengu's mentality, it is considered pampering, but it is a pity that he did not
I have learned Qigong from ancient China, but I have never practiced yoga from India. Otherwise, sooner or later I will become a master instead of a saint.
As Zhang Hengu walked, he counted the stop signs very seriously. When he had counted the third stop sign, he still did not find the sign of Peking University hanging anywhere. Although he was not very literate, this did not mean that he was
I don’t even know the word Peking University.
It seems that I was fooled.
Zhang Hengu did not curse the four generations of ancestors of the young man riding a bicycle as we expected. He just picked out the key parts of the woman in the family to greet, and then continued to look for Peking University. Although he could not read
There are many, but it doesn't stop him from looking for Peking University. He doesn't really take it seriously when it comes to recruiting girls. He knows himself better than any Chinese. But he is thinking that since Peking University is a place for people, then
Someone needs to work. He has a strong body and a lot of strength. He can do any job. If he can't do it, he can also be a security guard. Speaking of Peking University, he really hopes to find a temporary job there, even if it only works for a few days, and then returns to Peking University.
The hometown can also have a capital to show off, and the wife can be proud of her face. If it doesn't work, then go back to the construction site to work. As for whether you can earn more face for your wife, that can only be discussed later.
Riding a horse to find a horse is the highest level that Zhang Hengu can achieve.
When he walked a few stops further, Zhang Hengu actually found a sign with the name Peking University. But what made people a little regretful was that this was just a small supermarket in the community, and the name was Peking University Supermarket. Seeing this small supermarket
, Zhang Hengu understood that maybe he was really destined to Peking University, but he could only be destined to Peking University supermarkets, Peking University pubs, and Peking University restaurants.
At this time, he was located near the film studio. People on this road were either handsome guys or beautiful women, chatting in groups. Zhang Hengu had heard of extras.
The director fell in love with the legend who suddenly became a big star, thinking that these people might be the legendary extras waiting to be filmed. It’s not too late to watch the weather, and it’s good to watch the excitement here. In case any director is blind
He may even fancy himself filming a TV show. In that case, he can return to the Dai Gang in glory.
Just a few minutes after Zhang Hengu stood here, he heard someone holding a microphone and shouting, "Is there anyone who knows how to carry water? I can do it for two days for eighty yuan."
If it were any other job, even if it was to play a dead body, these northern drifters who were waiting to take the job would swarm over and be tempted to break their heads. But today's job is extraordinary and not something ordinary people can do. These days
, not to mention the city people, but also the country people, how many people have carried the load and carried the water? The man shouted three times in a row, but no one dared to answer.
The man shouted twice more, but still no one came out, so he had to grit his teeth and say: "One hundred, one hundred!"
Zhang Hengu saw that no one had taken the job, so he slowly moved over and asked, "Do you think I can succeed?"
"You?" The man looked at Zhang Hengu. Although he was not very tall, he looked strong. He asked, "Have you ever carried water?"
"I've picked it, I've picked it. I picked it well. When I'm at home, I can pick it from this mountain to that mountain." Zhang Hengu lied without blushing. In his hometown of Dongshan, Yishan
There is a gurgling stream around his house, so there is no need for a bucket. However, it is understandable that he told a few lies in order to be on TV. Anyway, he is in good health and has done the job of carrying water.
"Just pick it. It's just a scene anyway, and you're not picking an actor. Just follow me." The man was very talkative, and he asked Zhang Hengu to follow him.
Zhang Hengu followed him and said as he walked: "You made the right choice in choosing me. You see that I am strong and honest. I will do whatever I am told. I promise not to be lazy or slip up."
The man looked back at Zhang Hengu and said, "Forget it, don't brag to me. What do I do? I choose actors for the director, you know? Reading people is my specialty. Let me talk about you.
, although you don’t have any special features, you look quite loyal, but in fact, you are treacherous and treacherous, so you may not be an honest person. But I am just looking for an extra to carry water. You are not honest with our crew.
It doesn’t matter.”
Zhang Hengu didn't expect that the other party would say that, and didn't know how to answer. At this time, people on the roadside kept saying hello to the man, "Hello, Director Lu, please take care of me as a brother when you have a good role."
"Hello Director Lu, if you need to play a Japanese soldier or something, don't forget yourself."
This person, whom everyone called the Road Guide, was greeting everyone as he walked. He looked so smug that Zhang Hengu didn’t even know whether this Road Guide was looking for a water carrier or a follower.
Director Lu looked at Zhang Hengu behind him and asked: "You heard me? There are many benefits to following me. If you are good at carrying water, I will arrange two more shots for you. Maybe someday you will
Is it still popular in China?”
Zhang Hengu certainly knows that being an actor is the most leisurely and profitable profession these days, and his heart jumped when he heard him say this. He came to Beijing mainly to make money, and if there is a chance to become famous, that would be even better. If
Zhang Momo, who was at home, saw his great image on TV. He didn't know how happy he would be. So Zhang Hengu followed Director Lu closely and asked: "Director Lu, how do you calculate the reward for making a movie?"
"Money is not an issue, the issue is whether you can act well. Let me tell you, our crew is filming "Submersible". Have you heard of this TV series? It is not only popular in China, but also in North Korea, Vietnam and Taiwan."
Have you ever heard of a guy there named? Oh, what's his name? Why did you forget the name on his lips? He's the one who went to jail."
Zhang Hengu had heard of this person, but he didn't know how good he was at the performance. But he heard that he had been arrested and sent to prison. He said, "Yes, yes, yes, I have heard of him. Is that what he is called?"
He was taken to jail."
Both of them pointed at that person, but no one remembered that person's name. Anyway, everyone understood that it didn't matter whether they said the name or not.
Director Lu said: "Isn't it just me who discovered him? He became famous after just a few scenes. If he hadn't had a criminal record, he would have been filming with Andy Lau by now." At this point, a very important thing suddenly occurred to him.
Question: "Do you have an ID card?"
Do you need an ID card to carry water? Zhang Hengu felt a little embarrassed. He was carrying an ID card, which he got from a fake ID dealer for 200 yuan. But then he thought about it, he was not breaking the law, as long as
As long as he could work and earn a living, he wasn't afraid of being exposed. Just when he reached for his ID card, someone suddenly tapped him on the shoulder.
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