Zhang Hengu didn't have a ticket and had to avoid the ticket inspectors all the time. But he couldn't guarantee that he would rush into the toilet when he saw the ticket inspectors. After two train scares, he had no choice but to make a difficult decision again -
—Hide in the toilet and never come out.
Why does Zhang Hengu hate this in his heart? God knows why these railway people are so unreasonable? It would not be too much to pull him on such a big train if he is pulled more, but it would not bring any loss to the party and the government if he is pulled less. Why are they so unreasonable?
Checking tickets endlessly? You know, he is in the toilet now, locking the door tightly and refusing to open it no matter who calls. Why can't the officials of the Ministry of Railways settle this account? He Zhang hated
Gu weighs only over a hundred kilograms, and the feces and urine that he blocks out and can't come in for convenience, combined, is much heavier than Zhang Hengu's weight, right? It's a pity that neither the Ministry of Railways nor the whole of China
No one else thinks so, he is the only foreigner who thinks so.
Zhang Hengu's thinking is actually quite reasonable. Now those people who are blocked outside and cannot enter the toilet can no longer bear it. Some of them knock on the door, some call the flight attendant, and some curse. When these accumulated
When excrement finally appeared outside the toilet, the police finally showed up.
"Who is in there? Why don't you come out?" the police officer knocked on the toilet door and asked.
Zhang Hengu could no longer pretend to be mute. He said loudly: "Someone, someone. My stomach is broken. I have to squat here and can't get out."
The policeman said, "Then I'll call a doctor for you. It's not okay for you to squat here and stand still." After saying that, he actually turned back to find the doctor.
I once said that Zhang Hengu is very lucky. It seems that this is not true at all. Zhang Hengu's luck is really very good. When he was squatting in the toilet, Tu San and several people were walking in
Got this carriage.
"You clearly entered this carriage when you saw him, but how come you couldn't find him in the blink of an eye?" Qingtou said.
"Well, if we can't handle this, let's just jump out of the window instead of getting off the train. Otherwise, how can we explain to Sister Gu?" Tu San said.
"Is it possible that I saw it wrong? Is he wearing that red scarf today?" Qingtou asked.
"That's not sure. No matter how hard you look for it, if you can't kill him this time, you have to go to Dai to help clean up his hometown. But that's not bad. I have been everywhere, but I have never been to the Dai gang. It is said that there
The weather is quite good. My eldest brother took a few people there, and we happened to join in the fun."
"Forget it, do you think that's the Golden Triangle? Dai Gang is said to be a purely socialist country, even more socialist than China."
"What are the characteristics of socialism? Does socialism prohibit smoking?"
"How do I know this? Why don't you just go to Xinhua News Agency and ask tomorrow?"
Several people were talking and looking around, not caring at all about the people around them. While they were talking about this, they came to the toilet where Zhang Hengu was hiding.
"Wait a minute, I have to go for a while," one person said.
"Are you fucking blind? Haven't you seen so many people waiting outside? Maybe one of the guys inside is constipated and has to wait until tomorrow. You are still waiting here. Look at the car in front of you.
Go, whether there is Zhang Hengu or not, you have to go to the toilet first."
"Don't worry, maybe the person squatting here is exactly the person we are looking for?"
Zhang Hengu was squatting in the toilet at this time. Although the sound of the train was very noisy, the words outside still reached his ears word for word.
He had always suspected that someone was going to kill him, and even if he calculated ten thousand, he would be in danger of a bloody disaster, but this was the first time he heard the killer's words with his own ears. He had been squatting for half an hour at this time, and he didn't feel anything at first, but he didn't expect to hear it.
When I heard the conversation between these people, I even drank the soup and water with a loud splash.
At this time, the train slowly stopped at a small station in a mountain village. Several people dressed as farmers got on the train with large and small bags. They seemed to be supportive in the car.
"Grandma, why don't you say this is an express? How come you can accommodate passengers at such a small station?" someone said dissatisfiedly.
"How do you understand? Compared with Beijing, of course this is a small station, but if it were placed in Europe, this place would be a fucking small country? Think about it, even the Dai gang can produce one on the two-thirds of acres of land
President, if China is divided, how many more presidents will there be?" Tu San said.
When the farmers saw the four men pointing at them, they lowered their heads and said nothing, but moved closer to them step by step.
"Hey, don't squeeze, don't squeeze, you're stepping on my toes," someone shouted.
There was a sudden chaos in the car.
I don’t know who shouted “There is a thief!” Everyone, whether they were sitting or standing, hurriedly covered their bags and pockets with their hands. In the chaos, no one knew how many cell phones fell to the ground and were hit hard again.
Put one foot on the ground.
Zhang Hengu took advantage of the chaos, opened the toilet door, and rushed into the crowd in the carriage regardless of the faces of the people standing in line outside.
He said in his heart that he would have to occupy another toilet after the police left.
Unfortunately, the policeman gave Zhang Hengu too few opportunities. Just when he stood still, two policemen stood in front of him and said: "Comrade, please take out your ticket and let me take a look."
In fact, Zhang Hengu couldn't be more honest, so he had to spread his hands and said: "Just now a policeman asked me for a ticket, and he took it."
I guess the police had heard such lies too many times. Without even thinking, they politely walked Zhang Hengu to the car door and said, "This stop has a nice view. Please get off the bus. I wish you a happy journey."
Fate is sometimes so interesting. When a person's life comes to an end, no matter how many turns you turn, you will die in that place. When the king of hell does not accept you, if you hang on the rope, the rope will break inexplicably. Zhang Hen
Gu's good days are all behind him, and he can't explain to the Jade Emperor now that he's dead, so the police comrades exercised the power of the Lord of Hell and kicked him off the train, leaving the hope of life to Zhang Hengu.
Zhang Hengu was driven out of the car by some strange coincidence, and the killers had no idea at all.
They were using their brains, thinking about how to finish this unskilled job decently. A cobbler is like Zhuge Liang, and the old saying in China is now applied to them. Several people got together and held a ** consultation
meeting.
"Since we can't find him, let's just let this whole train be buried with him!" Qingtou said viciously.
"Boss, what do you think we should do? We can't do what Qingtou said. Isn't it too inhumane to have so many people?"
Tu San blew out the cigarette he was smoking and said: "As soon as I said I would take this job, you said it was inhumane. Have you forgotten what you do for food? Do it!"
Next, a train accident that shocked most of China happened naturally under the control of these people. While the accident handling team was busy investigating the cause of the accident, Zhang Hengu was running towards the Dai gang with his tail between his legs.
Dozens of living lives, I don’t know whether I should settle the score with the Ministry of Railways, or fight those killers, or even Zhang Hengu? But because the impact of this incident was too great, the Green and Red Party who were chasing him because of this
This incident aroused the anger of the underworld, and Zhang Hengu's pursuit came to an end.
No one knows, at least not yet, who is the real culprit behind this?
Although the investigation team worked hard, they found nothing. The accident handling team had no choice but to say that the train driver was a temporary worker and caused the accident due to improper operation.
Fortunately, the train driver died in the accident, and no one can prove his innocence.
The spokesman's words made reporters very angry, asking him whether he believed that the driver who drove the train also had temporary workers?
The spokesperson of the Ministry of Railways was forced to have no choice but to follow the speeches of his predecessors and say, "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway."
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