Zhang Hengu stood at the school gate for a long time, and finally counted the dozens of words he knew. But unfortunately, the pinyin he was supposed to know the most was actually mixed up with more than 20 English words.
In fact, Mr. Zhang Hengu has never learned anything foreign like English. The reason why such a profound question arises is probably related to TV advertisements. On TV, today is ABC and tomorrow is CBA, so Zhang Hengu has no friendship with him in the first place.
Some parts of Pinyin rebelled and surrendered to the enemy, and all became Westernized.
Sad, so sad. Zhang Hengu thought bitterly that all the advertising editors of the TV station should be pulled out and shot for ten minutes, because their good pinyin ruined all their ads.
Zhang Hengu hesitated again and again, and finally bit the bullet and walked into Nanjiawa Primary School.
Principal Lin shook hands with Zhang Hengu cordially and welcomed him to teach at Nanjiawa Primary School. Although there were a thousand or ten thousand unwillingnesses, Principal Lin could be regarded as half of Zhang Hengu's teacher, and his students were obtained.
When he came down to become a teacher, he had to force a smile no matter what he said as a teacher in name only.
Principal Lin took Zhang Hengu around the school and introduced some basic conditions of the school to Zhang Hengu. Nanjiawa Primary School is a relatively big school, with only seven to eight hundred students in total.
, there are only about twenty teachers. Because it is not too far from the county seat, the number of teachers is relatively abundant. If we go another thirty or twenty miles into the mountains, it would be good for a school of this size to have seven or eight teachers.
There are seven or eight rows of classrooms. The last row of the school is the principal's office and teachers' offices and dormitories. A small playground and a basketball court are all the school has.
Principal Lin summoned all the teachers to a meeting, and then solemnly introduced Zhang Hengu to everyone.
"This is Teacher Zhang Hengu. Principal Chen from the main school personally transferred him to our school. Teacher Zhang is here for the first time. I hope all the teachers can help..." Although Principal Lin is very scheming, he really can't think of any words to use.
Let me introduce the resume of Zhang Hengu. The super idiot Zhang Hengu caused a self-immolation incident in Huahai County a few days ago. Now he suddenly became a teacher. This change is so fast that Principal Lin is a little nervous.
At a loss what to do.
"Teacher Zhang, do you have anything to say?" Principal Lin asked Zhang Hengu politely after introducing him.
In fact, Zhang Hengu only had to stand up and nod to everyone. What could a newcomer have to say?
No one expected that Zhang Hengu’s first performance would make people hate him.
Zhang Hengu was sitting on the chair with his butt slightly touched. When he heard Principal Lin's introduction, he stood up, hugged everyone, and said, "Brothers are new here. Please give me your advice, brothers and sisters."
Before he finished speaking, the office burst into laughter.
Zhang Hengu was very curious. It seemed that what he said was not so funny, right? If he really had that amusing personality, he would have gone to learn cross talk with Guo Degang in Beijing, and would he still be wrapping up the construction site with hemp on his back?
Before he came, he had already imagined various opening remarks and practiced them many times at home. Although it was only a short sentence or two, it consumed 100% of Zhang Hengu's brain cells. You know, this
But it was the biggest thing in Zhang Hengu's life. But he really didn't know what to say for the first time. Director Zhang Minsheng was the only one who had some ink in their village. Everyone else was about the same as Zhang Hengu. I wanted to find someone to ask.
None of them were possible. In the end, Zhang Hengu had a sudden idea and was inspired by martial arts TV series. He felt that the only way to represent his sincerity and respect was to clasp his fists and cup his hands.
Unexpectedly, the teachers, who are not martial arts fans, did not buy this opening statement.
There were about twenty teachers, and most of them were women. The older ones were a little reserved, but the younger ones couldn't care less. They laughed so hard that they almost lost their breath.
Principal Lin's originally gloomy expression couldn't help but smile when he saw this.
Is it that coke? Zhang Hengu looked at everyone with his usual stupid look. He found that everyone was looking at him as if they were seeing a monster.
Zhang Hengu felt like he was the center of attention in the eyes of everyone. This reminded him of his situation on the Huahai TV Tower. In order to live with more dignity, even if he can recognize a little less words, he must not let him
Everyone was shocked. Thinking of this, he puffed up his chest and grinned at everyone.
The laughter in the office became even louder, and even the two older teachers who were sitting upright just now almost burst out laughing.
"What I didn't expect was a princess." A female teacher in her 24s and 25s pointed at Zhang Hengu and whispered.
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