"Students, please open the third page of the textbook. Today we will study the first lesson, "Children's Hook" by Hu Jinneng." Zhang Hengu started his first lesson when he saw that the students were idle.
The classroom quickly read out the sound, and when most students had turned to the third page, the whole class, a total of forty-seven students, burst into laughter.
It was at this time that Principal Lin heard this unusual sound. The sound was indeed a bit too sudden. Thanks to Principal Lin, he had been mentally prepared before, otherwise he would have been so frightened that he would have suffered a heart attack.
Nanjiawa Primary School has a total of about seventy buildings. Except for the unoccupied rooms, the doors and windows of all classrooms opened almost at the same time. Some teachers and students ran out of the houses in panic, looking around helplessly with fearful eyes.
Seeking.
Was there an earthquake? Or was a typhoon coming?
Principal Lin is calm and composed, able to remain calm despite the collapse of Mount Tai, and even more... helpless.
He waved his hand and drove the panicked teachers and students back to the classroom. He said: "Where is the typhoon? Where is the earthquake? If there are earthquakes, typhoons, and natural disasters, the government will issue early warnings, and everyone will receive professional
Warning, in our great republic, the Dai government will not abandon the people and run away on their own."
Lin Xiaochang could only smile bitterly. How could he, the only one who knew the inside story, say that the earth-shattering sound was actually the laughter of students coming from Zhang Hen's classroom?
Could Zhang Hengu have died? Principal Lin actually had such strange thoughts at such a moment, even he couldn't believe it himself.
Let's go and see Teacher Zhang Hengu. Is he standing in front of the lecture table, sitting in front of the lecture table, or lying in front of the lecture table...
The lesson that Teacher Zhang Hengu is going to teach is actually just a very simple ancient poem. This poem is a children's song - "Children Fishing" written by a great Chinese poet, Mr. Hu Linneng. Although Teacher Zhang Hengu
I have a thick dictionary in my hand, but it’s a pity that Teacher Zhang is not familiar with the use of the dictionary. Although the phonetic notations for words that students have not seen yet are notated in the textbook, it is a pity that Teacher Zhang Hengu does not recognize a few pinyin - not to mention that he
These words were written like this all the time, and he didn't notice at all whether there was an extra stroke or a missing stroke. Therefore, Zhang Hengu thought that this poem was not difficult at all, but he only read two wrong words in the title.
.The title plus the author’s name is actually only seven words.
Hu Lingneng is pronounced as Hu Jinneng, and Children's Fishing is pronounced as Children's Hook. The Dai gang uses Chinese characters. I didn't expect that the Chinese characters would become words with no pronunciation and meaning at all. This is not a stumbling block for Zhang Hengu.
Son?/No wonder the students burst into laughter.
We have said from the beginning that Zhang Hengu's luck is so good that it is enviable. If some boys had not laughed heartily just now, just these few typos, the children in the class
They can lift up the classroom and throw it into the Pacific Ocean, and then follow the warm Pacific currents to the Caribbean Sea. After venting, these children can only lie on the table and laugh enough.
Zhang Hengu was very frustrated. He didn't want to mislead his disciples, but fate played a trick on him and made him come here to be a teacher. His hope was to be a high official and leave everything to his secretary. Only in that way can he live a fulfilling life.
Dignity, only in this way can it be possible to avenge Tongtong, Zhang Damin and the others.
If he can't become a civil servant, he can still live a life of self-reliance. He can farm at home and deal with foreign friends to earn some extra money. Or he can go to Beijing or Shanghai and Guangzhou to work there. No matter how hard it is, he can still earn a living.
, much better than here.
Picking up a book is much more tiring than holding a hammer or a pickaxe. Not to mention what parents, teachers and children think, even Zhang Hengu himself has no way to explain.
If a person who has not gone to school for a few days and does not know a few words is placed in a cultural environment and reads back and forth with a book in his hand all day long, it will be even more uncomfortable than sitting in a couch.
That Deputy County Magistrate Tian is really not a good person, so he might as well put me in prison for reform through labor. Zhang Hengu thought, intellectuals are so powerful, they kill people with soft knives, so you can't scream.
At this time, the classroom had slowly settled down. The students had laughed enough and were tired of laughing. One student wanted to take advantage of the chaos to teach Zhang Hengu a lesson, so he wrote two words in the notebook, held it up and asked Zhang Hengu
What do you miss?
After all, these children are still children. They think that Teacher Gege has mispronounced the title and author of the ancient poem, and that they will mispronounce all the words. But they don't know that a blind cat also bumps into a mouse.
The two characters written by this student in the notebook are logically difficult. Firstly, there are many strokes, and secondly, there are few strokes.
Zhang Hengu looked at it carefully and was shocked. It turned out to be these two words. He couldn't help it and laughed. Could such a difficult word stump Zhang Hengu? You know, Zhang Hengu was very concerned about these two words.
The words have a deep understanding, and they have been written many times.
That was when I was still in Beijing. After working all day during the day, these migrant workers had nothing to do at night, so they went to hair salons and shampoo rooms to find warmth. Zhang Hengu didn't have any hobbies, so he went to the cinema to watch movies all night long.
Movie. Zhang Hengu was deeply touched when he first watched Japanese AV. To describe it in one word, that is - shocking.
It felt so shocking.
These two words were written on the ground by Big Eye Feng, and it took Zhang Hengu two days to learn them. The reason why he studied so hard was, of course, that he planned to use them when he went back to report to his wife Zhang Momo.
Zhang Hengu finally seized such an opportunity and immediately wrote the word "shock" on the blackboard and read it aloud.
At this time, the boy stood up and asked Zhang Hengu a question that almost made him vomit blood: "Teacher Gege, what does this word mean?"
Yes, how should this word be explained? This is still not difficult for Zhang Hengu, but it is not easy to explain it clearly to the students. So he explained it by himself and said: "For example, when you watch a movie for the first time
, but how would you feel when you find that all the people in the movie are not wearing clothes?"
Those two words were clearly written on the blackboard. When Zhang Hengu turned his attention to those two words, even a stupid student like Zhang Hengu should know how to read them. The students said in unison: "Shocking!"
"Very correct." Zhang Hengu said with satisfaction.
Principal Lin originally smiled with satisfaction that Zhang Hengu could recognize these two words, and was ready to leave again. After all, as the head of a school, he still has a lot of things waiting for him to do. The school
It is a place to train students and train teachers. That should be the job that normal schools should be engaged in.
Just when he was about to leave, he clearly heard the last two words of Zhang Hengu. Fortunately, although Principal Lin was a bit old, he had neither heart nor blood vessel problems. If he had changed
If someone else, such as the president Chen Yulin, who has cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, might immediately faint on the spot and be directly buried on the top of the mountain.
A dignified primary school teacher, even though he has made a lot of typos, actually talks about AV openly in class. If this reaches the ears of parents, how should he face the parents' inquiries?
What a shame! Principal Lin wanted to cry. I thought I was sent a fool, but I didn't expect that he was even worse than a fool.
If Zhang Hengu knew that this was the first impression he had on Principal Lin, he might immediately commit suicide again. Fortunately, he didn't know that Principal Lin was listening outside. At this time, he was thinking that he could explain this clearly.
Noun and proud of it.
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