It rained the next day and the sky cleared up, but the tunnels were filled with rainwater and they still couldn't go down to work. A few people were noisy and wanted to go shopping. This reminded Zhang Hengu again of his wife in Dongda Village. Zhang Hengu's wife in his hometown
Sometimes, if I see Zhang Momo being bored at home, he will also ride a bicycle and take Zhang Momo to the county town for a few laps. Although this involves the risk of Zhang Momo showing up and being recognized and taken away, but
Whenever he saw the look in the eyes of other men who wanted to eat Zhang Mogu, Zhang Hengu felt happy. The wife he picked up was so beautiful, so those who saved him at the risk of death would regret it for the rest of his life. However, in
In Beijing, you have to pay a certain price to go shopping on the streets. Of course, you can't afford bright clothes, and you can't buy them. You can't enter gorgeous shops, and you don't dare to enter them. It's best not to even look at the pedestrians on the street.
Or watch less, otherwise, some beautiful woman might be able to blind you.
Big-eyed Feng once saw a beautiful woman on the bus wearing only a short skirt. It is said that this kind of skirt is very popular now. There is also a particularly interesting name called Qibi short skirt. However, no matter how popular it is, it is too short.
Even her skirt couldn't cover her buttocks. Because the girl had to raise her hand to hold the armrest, her short skirt rushed up, exposing her whole lower body. Thanks to the big-eyed Feng's surprisingly good mental quality
Okay, otherwise it would be a huge embarrassment to open fire on the spot. Of course, it is pretty good to be able to run around on the street with clothes on. It is said that there are even more powerful ones. Some people draw clothes on themselves naked and come out swaggeringly.
Yes. If you do it without clothes, it is called performance art. If you paint clothes on a naked body, it is called performance art.
Fortunately, Zhang Hengu had never seen such a scene before, so he could only listen to Big Eye Feng's introduction. Thanks to Big Eye Feng, he has seen a lot in the city. If Zhang Hengu had encountered this scene, he would have seen it on the spot.
Don't be red - Zhang Hengu doesn't have the determination of the monk - but it is said that the monk also robbed the master's wife, and the monk also made cars and boats shake. It is not surprising that Zhang Hengu made a mistake.
Although Zhang Hengu felt itchy in his heart, he was really afraid that these beauties would sting his eyes, and then he would not be able to see his fairy-like wife Zhang Momo when he returned home. He could not go shopping to see beauties, but Zhang Hengu still
You should really sit down in the work shed and sleep for a while, just like a dead pig. Don't even snort, so as not to affect other people's rest and disturb Big Eye Feng's study.
It's a pity that Zhang Hengu has not yet reached the advanced level of being a pig, so he finally failed to stay in the work shed, but appeared alone on the street.
Zhang Hengu borrowed a bicycle from others and planned to go around the park. Since he couldn't see beautiful women, he would go to the park to see the old man. Just when he just pushed out the bicycle, a young man standing in the distance was very excited.
She looked at him carefully, then took out her cell phone and made a call.
"The eggs are out. Head towards Niu Street. We will arrive at the intersection in three minutes."
Bird's egg? If Zhang Hengu knew that he had such a code name, he would definitely laugh out loud. I really don't know how these people give people code names. The code names in the movie are so loud, what about Taishan and the Yangtze River?
Why don’t these people have any cultural taste? Fortunately, Zhang Hengu didn’t hear these words. When he heard Gu Xiaohong tell these stories, he had already left Beijing for a long time. But from where, Zhang Hengu’s capital
It doesn't have the characteristics of a bird, but it's not much different from an egg.
Originally, pedestrians on the street were in a lively atmosphere. Not long after Zhang Hengu came to the street, a hint of murderous intent immediately appeared on the street - Zhang Hengu had no intention of killing anyone, neither in the past nor now. As for whether he wants to kill someone in the future,
, we still have no way of knowing how many people he can kill.
Needless to say, this murderous aura came directly towards Zhang Hengu!
A car that had been parked on the side of the road followed far behind Zhang Hengu, who was shaking his head and shaking his butt. Seeing that he was about to reach the intersection, the driver straightened his sunglasses and said "attention" to the people around him.
Then he immediately accelerated and started the car. Starting from the first gear, the second gear was faster. The third gear was not as fast as the fourth gear. In the shortest time, the speed reached the extreme, and the car rushed forward at a speed of 70 yards in Hangzhou.
The car will rush to the cross street in a few seconds.
Little did Zhang Hengu know that he had become the protagonist in a certain version of a TV series, and that he would be hit by a high-speed car when he reached an intersection in a few seconds.
Flying tens of meters... Such words will appear together with the title of "a certain migrant worker" in many newspapers that pay attention to harmony.
Everything is going step by step.
The surveillance at the intersection has been shut down in due course.
The patrolman in the distance saw that it was safe and drove off on his motorcycle.
The intersection police officer is off duty.
Even the 120 number of the nearby hospital has been disconnected.
Perhaps before the car started, there were already reporters from many media holding long guns and cannons waiting to record this wonderful and touching moment. Some reporters were even discussing what angle would have the most shocking effect when people were flying...
The car turned on its full horsepower, and according to the official statement, at a speed that would never exceed 70 yards, it headed towards the intersection like an arrow, with the momentum of never giving up until Zhang Hengu was killed, and kept going forward...
The little guy Zhang Hengu should have died in front of the Beijing Film Academy.
If you don't die today, it will really be a shame for the killers. Today is today...
Zhang Hengu was still riding leisurely. His speed was exactly what the man had estimated. He would spend the last period of his life before meeting the car that made a screeching sound due to friction with the air.
Collide.
At this critical moment, something unexpected happened to the killers.
An old lady in front of Zhang Hengu happened to see the car rushing towards her. She screamed in surprise, her legs and feet became weak and she felt panicked. Her vision went dark and she slowly fainted.
superior.
Coincidentally, she stopped right in front of Zhang Hengu's bicycle.
"Squeak!" Zhang Hengu braked suddenly, and the old bicycle made a sharp scream, almost holding a big top, made a New Year's greeting movement in the air, and then slowly fell to the ground. Fortunately, it was
, Zhang Hengu adjusted the angle so that the bicycle did not fall on the old lady.
It was very difficult for Zhang Hengu to get up, but when he saw the old lady falling to the ground, he was frightened and went over to help the old lady up.
We have explained it more than once, and now we emphasize again that Zhang Hengu does not know a few people, and his highest academic qualification is only equivalent to the third grade of elementary school. This is calculated based on student status, and truancy and absenteeism are not included in the calculation. Based on the above
The reason is that migrant worker Zhang Hengu never reads newspapers, never surfs the Internet, occasionally watches TV and only watches cartoons, and resolutely keeps his appreciation level within the age of twelve. For such comrades, it is rare for such comrades to accept the party and the government
Education. As a result, when he saw the scene in front of him, he had no idea that there was a man named Peng in Nanjing, mainland China, who also helped an old lady, but the old lady almost killed him. Of course, he didn't
He knew that there was a man named Wang in Tianjin who scared an old lady and got into a big lawsuit. What he didn't know was that he almost became the next Peng Yu...
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