Opening his eyes and looking at the old drunkard in front of him, Acheng cupped his fists and bowed deeply, and respectfully replied: "Thank you, senior, for your advice!"
Seeing Acheng wake up, the old drunkard laughed and said: "Young man, don't be like that scholar. Where is that wine? It's a century-old flower eagle!"
Acheng took out the century-old flower carving from the package and presented it to him respectfully. He stepped back and asked, "I wonder what your surname is? I'm honored to have your advice!"
Acheng noticed that the old drunkard had been fighting with the monkey just now, and it was for him to see. Fortunately, his understanding was not too low, and he finally understood the old drunkard's intentions, and he broke through the Baji, which had been silent for a long time.
fist.
"Great wine, I haven't drunk such pure Huadiao in many years!" The old drunkard poured a glass of Huadiao in a hurry and swallowed it hard. His expression was one of intoxication.
The old drunkard smacked his lips and said: "Little guy, don't be so formal. I'm not used to begging for money! I see that you are a good prospect, so I'll give you a shot or two. You have a good understanding, so you don't need to thank me!"
Acheng nodded and said yes, and then he was attracted by the monkey behind the old drunkard. He opened his mouth and asked: "Old senior, this red-haired monkey is really good at fighting!"
Perhaps because he saw Acheng staring at him, the red-haired monkey bared its fangs and stared back at Acheng ferociously, growling for a while, but with a certain killing intent.
"Hmph, what are you humming about?" The old drunkard shouted, and the red-haired monkey stopped talking. The old drunkard was proud of Acheng and said: "This is not a big monkey, it's a gibbon. This one is psychic. I think so.
They are quite a few years old, and they look a bit similar to those two eagles from the little girl!"
Acheng's mind was spinning, little girl? Big eagle? Two?
Only thinking of one possibility, Acheng asked tentatively: "Are you Senior Hong?"
The old drunkard looked at Acheng with a smile and said, "Young man's mind works very fast. He is much more flexible than that stupid big guy!"
Acheng almost knelt down to become his disciple. In front of him was Hong Qigong, the former leader of the Beggar Clan who had already reached a certain rank. He had teased him with wine before, so he really went to the toilet with a lantern - he was looking for death.
"Okay, okay! Don't salute me. You are not a member of my Beggar Clan. I can't teach you the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms or the Dog Beating Stick Technique." The old drunkard looked at Acheng and burst into laughter, as if he had just been raped.
He was so angry with the teasing.
Acheng was shocked for a while. It seemed that there was nothing good he could gain today. Fortunately, he drank monkey wine just now, otherwise he would not be able to gain anything today.
Hong Qigong looked at Acheng's expression as if he had opened a dyeing shop. He was very happy and said to Acheng with a smile: "Here, this gibbon behind me, if you can let it go with you, take it away. I won't."
Objection! Hehe!"
Looking at the big ape baring its teeth at him, he was obviously not very friendly. Could it be that he drank its monkey wine? He looked like he must be pretty strong. If he could cheat him back, he would make a lot of money.
Hong Qigong seemed to have read Acheng's thoughts and said: "Boy, this spiritual ape has the strength of a first-class master. Even the top first-class master may not be able to tear its leather apart! You must be able to take it away.
, then there is a place for you in this world!"
He kept bewitching Acheng, as if he had already seen how Acheng made a fool of himself and stood obediently in front of him, looking deflated.
This big ape seemed to be able to understand Hong Qigong's words and kept yelling at Acheng. It seemed that he was unwilling to go with this person whose strength was only second-rate.
Acheng thought for a while, took out a bottle of daughter's red, opened the cork and threw it to Da Yuan.
The big ape looked at it for a long time, then raised his head and said, "compared to Acheng's drinking water, this big ape is just like a buffalo drinking water. After drinking a bottle, the big ape roared for a long time. Although this female celebrity has a high degree of
It's not high, but it's still a lot spicier than the monkey wine that this big ape drinks all year round.
Hong Qigong laughed loudly, obviously happy about Acheng's failure, and felt relieved.
The big ape roared for a long time, looked at the daughter Hong in his hand, and after a while raised his head and poured all of it into his mouth, which shocked Acheng and Hong Qigong.
After the big ape poured out the wine, he threw the bottle on the ground and started jumping in place, constantly beating the rocks and trees around him. If Acheng hadn't drank it himself, he would have really taken it as the drink he just gave him.
It's poison.
After going crazy for a while, the big ape bared his fangs and walked up to Acheng. This shocked Acheng, and he was really afraid that this big guy would give him a blow. The big ape bowed down, with his big head
Staring at Acheng, he opened and closed his mouth and screamed "woo woo".
Acheng took out another bottle of daughter's red from the package. Da Yuan grabbed it directly, pulled out the cork, and drank from the old cow again.
What Acheng is thinking about now is not how to get this big ape home, but whether he can afford to raise it after he gets it home. The big ape that finished drinking, the one named Huan Chang, was jumping and jumping, and he was very happy.
for a while.
Hong Qigong said sarcastically: "Boy, you're lucky today. I'm always a beggar, but I forgot that this thing likes to drink! I originally wanted to take it back to please that little girl! That's all, boy, just take this spiritual ape with you.
!Be kind to it!”
Acheng bowed and said respectfully: "Thank you, Senior Hong!"
"Boy, practice hard in the future and don't rely too much on the spiritual ape. I hope to see you on the top of Mount Huashan!" Hong Qigong's instructions came to my ears, and by the time Acheng got up, not even his shadow had disappeared.
After the big ape struggled for a while, he lay on the ground and looked at Acheng with a groan. He no longer had the murderous aura and disgust, but instead looked like a well-behaved and stupid person. Acheng felt happy for a moment that he was so lucky that he could get
This kind of spiritual creature is difficult to injure even at a high level. It is simply a powerful humanoid weapon.
It was already dark, Acheng quit the game, stood in front of the window, smoked a cigarette, and then fell asleep.
"Ding dong——"
"Who are you, ringing someone's doorbell so early in the morning, don't you have any sense of justice!" Acheng, who was having a sweet dream, leading the ape to kill everyone, roared angrily, walked slowly to the door, and opened the door
.
Acheng, who was wearing a chicken coop on his head, looked vaguely at the girl in front of him, who was wearing a white knee-length skirt, a short braid, and big glasses.
"Who are you looking for?" Acheng stared blankly at the girl in front of him, as if he didn't recognize her.
"You drunkard, you don't recognize me anymore. Didn't I spend the night at your house two days ago?" The girl smiled sweetly and said to Acheng as if she didn't care: "Have you had breakfast?
"Looking at you like this, you must not have eaten. Look, I even brought you breakfast!"
The girl with eyes didn't care about Acheng's reaction and walked straight in, dragging a travel bag behind her.
"Hey, what do you want to do? Isn't the matter settled last time? Why are you still coming to my place?" Acheng, who had recovered from his idiotic state, stopped the girl and shouted loudly.
The girl squinted her eyes and said with a smile: "I'm coming to see you and stay with you for a while!"
"What, stay here with me, what are you doing? I don't know you!"
"Didn't we meet last time? Hello, my name is Lan Rumei!" Lan Rumei stretched out her hands proactively.
"Ye Cheng" Acheng simply said the word, frowning and said: "Lan Rumei, please tell me what the situation is, otherwise I will call security!"
Lan Rumei ignored Acheng and found a clean place to sit down by herself and said: "I can't afford to live in school anymore and I don't have money to rent a house. I thought about you all night, so I came to live with you for a while.
, is that okay?”
"If you have no money, go to your parents. I'm not running a charity here. I'm too young to be alone. Besides, I'm not familiar with you either!" Acheng said hurriedly.
"First, I have no parents!" Lan Rumei looked at Acheng with watery eyes, and said: "I'm still in school, and I can only do some part-time jobs. I finally made some money and paid the tuition. The last time I drank
It is also for this reason that the school kicked me out today!"
When Acheng saw Lan Rumei almost crying, he hurriedly said to her: "I'm sorry, I don't know. Don't worry. How about I lend you some money? You go out and rent a house first, and then pay me back slowly. You
See it works!"
"I'll cook for you, wash the dishes, and do the laundry!" Lan Rumei's big eyes shed tears, and she cried to Acheng while she was crying;
Growing up, Acheng was most afraid of girls crying. He immediately panicked, looking for tissues and apologizing, but he didn't notice that Lan Rumei was covering her mouth and turning it up.
After a while of busy work, Acheng finally succumbed to Lan Rumei's various guarantees and various sad past events, and agreed to let this girl of unknown origin live in his one-third of an acre of land.
"Acheng, please move this chair to your computer room, I want to put a yoga mat!" Lan Rumei shouted in the bedroom that originally belonged to Acheng.
Acheng responded in a low voice, then came from the computer room sweating profusely, entered Lan Rumei's bedroom, and dragged away all the chairs, small bookshelf, and other items.
"Acheng, I wrote a compliance policy, please sign it!" Lan Rumei started shouting again.
Acheng hurried over again and looked at the A4 paper with the two-point system written on it.
Lan Rumei and Ye Cheng’s rules for living together. Rule 1: The two of them should not interfere with each other and follow Lan Rumei’s correct advice. Rule 2: Ladies first, Lan Rumei has the priority to use all items. Cheng glanced at the rules.
, glanced at Lan Rumei again, and asked: "What is this?"
Lan Rumei opened her eyes wide, looked at Acheng who was sweating profusely, and said, "My suggestion, that's it from now on!"
Before Acheng could react, he touched his thumb with ink, covered it with Ye Cheng's signature, and then slammed the door.
Acheng was left alone with a shocked look on his face. At this moment, he also regretted it, blaming himself for letting such a devil in.
