Wang Chen feels that he has failed as a human being. He has picked up girls and been picked up by girls. Although he has not played with girls in bed with real guns and swords, he is still a modern macho man who has watched countless pornographic films.
, he can’t be called a love saint, but he can barely be called a battle-experienced person.
Why?
Why does a man as popular as himself always feel embarrassed in front of a girl like Bao Lulu? Is this the so-called one thing that brings down another thing? Wang Chen thought sadly, does he live in this world just to be bullied by this girl?
Really? Wang Chen was brewing, brewing, brewing, and brewing, but in the end it couldn't be brewed anymore, so he had to explain weakly: "Sister Lulu, things are really not what you imagined."
Bao Lulu said viciously: "Pretend, you continue to pretend to me, don't say you are pretending to be innocent now, even if you pretend to be the fifth girl, I won't believe you."
Wang Chen gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, Sister Lulu, I will confess."
"frank?"
Bao Lulu was stunned. Originally she was a little angry and sad, but now that she heard the word 'confession', her heart twitched inexplicably, as if something bad was going to happen. She looked at Wang Chen
With a serious look, Bao Lulu bit her lower lip and said, "Okay, I will listen to your confession today."
Wang Chen was silent for a moment and said slowly: "Actually, I really have nothing to do with that Han Wenwen. The situation at that time was a bit strange. Let me start from that dark alley in the dead of night..."
Wang Chen decided to pick up something easy to explain first. He told Han Wenwen what happened that night in great detail. From the other party wanting to apologize to his hero saving the beauty, and finally taking her home, the story was full of ups and downs.
The plot is very romantic, but the ending is very pure, or in other words, a simple person like Wang Chen never thinks about impure places at all.
Bao Lulu asked a little doubtfully: "So bloody?"
Wang Chen said depressedly: "It's so bloody."
Bao Lulu breathed a long sigh of relief and said: "It seems that this girl Han Wenwen is interested in you. This girl is actually pretty good. I can see that she is a very kind-hearted girl and she is also quite pure, so even if
If you don't accept her, don't hurt her."
pure?
Wang Chen thought speechlessly, as if the first time he met this girl was because she wanted to buy porn from him. Are there any girls in the world who are pure enough to buy porn? Of course, Wang Chen just thought about this in his heart.
He didn't say it directly. After all, Wang Chen himself was always conceited and pure, but he couldn't hide the fact that he was selling pornographic films.
The only thing that makes Wang Chen breathe a sigh of relief now is that he seems to be not so passive now.
Bi Beibei suddenly interjected: "Cousin, what about the remaining two girls? Don't say that last night you heroically saved the beauty three times in a row, then the plot would not be bloody, but ridiculous, say
What is your relationship with them?"
Wang Chen hesitated and said: "The remaining two, it's a bit long to talk about. In fact, they and I have known each other for a long time. Yaoxie, I'm not bored now, let's talk about Wang Zishuang and Xie Dan.
matter."
Yaoxie chuckled and said a little sullenly: "What did you say? You said you were childhood sweethearts and childhood sweethearts? Ci'ao, wouldn't my sister-in-law hate me to death? Would I say this to a pure man like my brother? Of course not.
!So I will tell you responsibly that the relationship between these two girls and you is none of my business?"
"I'm here!"
Making friends carelessly, Wang Chen finally understood the true meaning of this sentence. What it means to make friends carelessly, it doesn’t mean that you fall into a well and he doesn’t save you, nor does it mean that when you fall into the well, he still throws the stone down.
He wanted to kill you, but when he saw you fell into the well, he took off his pants and peed into the well.
Wang Chen hesitated for a long time, and finally decided to rely on himself, so Wang Chen slowly said: "Sister Lulu, actually Wang and I..."
But before he finished speaking, Bao Lulu's little face changed slightly, and she blocked Wang Chen's mouth in panic. I don't know if this girl is serious or fake. Anyway, her acting skills are quite professional, Wei Wei
He shook his head and said: "I don't want to hear it anymore, and I don't want to know what the relationship is between you and the two of them. You heartless person, I only want to ask you one question now, do I count as your girlfriend?"
Wang Chen was stunned. How could this woman's thinking change speed be so fast? It made people unable to turn around for a while. Seeing Wang Chen's hesitation, Bao Lulu's eyes showed a trace of loneliness that seemed to be dead, but this girl's face
But he still had a very tough look on his face and said, "Damn it! My dear brother, why don't you say something to see if I am your girlfriend or not."
Wang Chen: "Squeak."
"I'm here!"
Yaoxie's hand shook and almost hit the tree on the roadside. Liya, Bi Beibei and Madman also looked at him quite speechlessly. Their admiration for Wang Chen was like the foot-washing water of 1.3 billion Chinese people.
Inexhaustible.
"Hey, I understand. My dear brother, no matter who you are with, don't forget that I once liked you so much. Nainai, you are the only one who has seduced me so many times and seduced someone else.
It’s an animal in the hands of a woman. You must tell me when you get married. Even if I don’t go, I will still bless you.”
Bao Lulu turned her head away a little lonely. When she said this, she smiled at first, then her eye circles became redder and redder, and finally her big tears couldn't help but fall down. Now the plot
Suddenly it was beyond Wang Chen's control. Wang Chen was stunned on the spot, his mouth was so big that he didn't know what to say.
Bao Lulu looked up and saw that Wang Chen had no reaction, and couldn't help but said angrily: "Damn it! You heartless thing, can't you feel a little guilty and come to coax me? Let's have a brother-in-law relationship.
Are you so happy to see me cry? Nainai, I have always known that you are a heartless beast, but... But your sister, I just like you, I just like you, what do you think I should do, what do you say, mother?
what do I do?"
When Bao Lulu got to the emotional point, she burst into tears and lay down in Wang Chen's arms quite fiercely, sobbing bitterly. While she was crying, her little fist was hammering Wang Chen's chest.
The posture really feels like a Korean drama, with a strong sense of brainlessness.
Yaoxie and Madman fell silent. It was not suitable for them to do anything at this time. After all, this was Wang Chen's private matter. They could participate, but they were not helping Wang Chen make decisions at this time.
.
Bi Beibei and Liya opened their mouths, but they couldn't say any words of comfort. Liya thought with a little pain in her heart that it was better for her to cry properly at this time. It is not easy for a woman to find a man who can cry in her life.
, I’m afraid that when she gets out of the car this time, when she wants to cry again, she can only face the moon instead of the person she likes.
Bi Beibei suddenly felt a little sour in her heart. Like Bao Lulu, she was actually a girl who was tough on the outside but quite soft on the inside. In this situation, Bi Beibei felt that her toughness had disappeared.
Absolutely, she wanted to pull Bao Lulu back hard, and then beat Wang Chen hard, but for some reason, this idea just kept repeating in her mind, but she couldn't implement it.dd