In ancient times, there was the Living Buddha Monk Jigong, and now there is Master Xie Yue. These two old monks both existed in a way that cannot be explained by common sense.
Wang Chen finally understood why Gu Long once said that there are three kinds of people in this world that should not be messed with, one is beggars, one is women, and the other is monks.
Beggars are because they are extremely small people. Their lives are worthless, but they can risk your life. Women, it goes without saying that if you provoke a killer, you will die at most.
If you fall in love with a woman, it will be difficult for you to die. Wang Chen didn't understand this last monk at first, but he finally understands it now.
Real monks are all lunatics. If you look at the facilities in Master Xieyue’s hut, and then look at Master Xieyue’s venerable appearance in the world, you will understand how hypocritical this monk is.
Okay, how crazy.
The lunatic asked weakly: "Do you think this Master Xie Yue has some other mystery in doing this that we can't understand?"
Yaoxie stood up from the ground, wiped his tears and said: "Okay, stop talking, I will probably burst into tears if I continue to talk. Return to the mystery of Nima, I feel that this old monk is purely mysterious, we are determined
I was deceived by this old monk! It’s no use, I, the demon, have never swept the floor for anyone in my life, so I’m not going to play with him anymore. I’m going back, will you go back?”
"this……"
The madman focused his attention on Wang Chen, and Wang Chen shook his head and said: "No matter what the purpose of Master Xie Yue is in coming to us, I think he will definitely not ask us to come over and sweep the floor. You know
After all, Master Xieyue is quite famous in the world, so let’s sweep the floor quickly.”
Wang Chen found a rag and a broom from behind the door of the so-called hut, and started working alone. The madman scratched his head, picked up the broom, and followed Wang Chen. The madman was not smart, but he had
One advantage is that you know how to follow smart people...
Yaoxie looked at these two guys quite speechlessly. In fact, he also knew that Master Xieyue asked the three of him to come and it would definitely not be as simple as sweeping the floor. However, he still felt that he had been tricked, and he felt quite unhappy.
Happy. Yaoxie said to Wang Chen and the others: "Oh my God! It's okay if you don't leave, but don't ask me to sweep the floor. I have never swept the floor in my life."
Wang Chen rolled his eyes at him and said, "Damn it! Then find a place to play your own a**."
Yaoxie snorted softly, took out a rag from the middle of the broom and said with a smile: "I said I don't sweep the floor, but I didn't say I don't mop the floor. What is genius? Genius is that you can even mop the floor like this.
What a surprise! Anyway, I wiped the table at home, so it doesn’t count as having lost my virginity to this old monk here."
Yaoxie found a very convincing reason for himself, hummed a little tune, fetched a bucket of water, soaked the rag and began to wipe the floor. The three of them got busy in full swing, and the time passed by. By the time the three of them
I had just finished cleaning the small room inside, and when I was cleaning the room outside, Master Xie Yue had already returned.
Master Xieyue frowned slightly, and after coming in, he reprimanded without saying a word: "You three, why are you working so slowly? It's been two hours, fifty-nine minutes, and sixty seconds now! You three
Hurry and finish the work here, the flowers outside still need to be watered, you can go directly there in a while."
After Master Xieyue finished speaking, he went out again, leaving only Wang Chen and the three of them looking at each other.
What the hell is going on here?
After Wang Chen and the others finished cleaning up the house, the three of them were already covered in dirt and looked indescribably embarrassed. However, they didn't even have time to rest for five minutes before they continued to work.
Master Xie Yue said that "the flowers outside" are easy, but it is not easy to water them. There is a large garden of four to five hundred square meters outside, with each sky inside. But Wang Chen and the three of them are not in the mood at all now.
Appreciate it, because now they have discovered a rather cheating problem, there is no water nearby!
I'm here!
After Wang Chen asked a young monk, he learned that if he needed to fetch water, he had to come from a well more than 500 meters away from the garden. Hearing this, Yaoxie threw the kettle away and cursed: "I
ri! That damn bald ass is just teasing us on purpose, I won’t do it anymore!”
Wang Chen felt a little uncomfortable at the moment, but he still restrained himself very well, shook his head and said: "If you keep persisting, it will only be seven days anyway. I don't believe that Master Xie Yue can still torture us to death in these seven days!"
Yaoxie sighed and said quite depressedly: "Okay, Damn, I owe you this time. Xiao Chenzi, I didn't expect that this old monk Xieyue asked us to come here to do odd jobs. If I had known this, I wouldn't have gone.
Jincheng is looking for you."
Wang Chen rolled his eyes and said: "Stop being a good boy and bear with it for now. This old monk Xieyue is a lunatic. I finally understand. We will do whatever he asks us to do. You can reason with the lunatic."
Don’t you become a fool?”
The madman picked up the two buckets next to him, smiled honestly, and said to Wang Chen and the others: "You two are watering the flowers here, and I am responsible for fetching water. Anyway, I am strong."
The lunatic's kung fu is definitely ranked in the top ten among the generation of martial artists. He didn't expect that he would become a plumber when he arrived at Berlin Temple. I won't say anything. In this world, who are you going to talk to for explanation? Fortunately, there are
Madman, under the madman's quick steps, Wang Chen and the others finally made it back in time, and just finished watering the flowers before Master Xie Yue arrived.
Master Xieyue finally nodded with satisfaction this time and said: "Well, this time is good. Okay, now it's time to eat. You go and eat some fast food first. After eating, come back to my room and I will teach you."
Something for you."
"yes!"
When Master Xieyue turned around and left, Wang Chen and the three of them breathed a sigh of relief, with a hint of excitement in their eyes. This old guy was finally willing to teach him something.
Everyone knows that Buddhism not only has complementary effects on Buddhism and martial arts, but also has many common and complementary aspects in ancient martial arts and Jianghu martial arts. As the saying goes, the world's martial arts originated from Shaolin. This sentence is definitely not a bragging pen.
After all, Shaolin Kung Fu is truly invincible.
Nowadays, most martial arts in the world are divided into two types. One is based on the Tai Chi of ancient Wudang, supplemented by folk iron plate kung fu, and follows the traditional route. The other is based on the ancient Shaolin, which is Buddhism.
Kung Fu, and then combined with traditional Kung Fu, taking a novel route.
When they arrived at the cafeteria of Berlin Temple, the excitement that had just risen was instantly reduced to ashes. What does bullying mean? Wang Chen only bullied others in the beginning, and today he was finally bullied. How can he feel that?
Can Bitterness explain it clearly?
Yaoxie pointed at his plate angrily and cursed: "Damn it, I rely on your mother's chrysanthemum! A bowl of porridge, a steamed bun, five pickles, oh my god! And there are such green vegetables that don't even have any oil,
This damn thing is dinner? I rely on the eighteen generations of these monks’ ancestors. I curse you to be monks all your life. If you feed these damn things to livestock, the animals may not even eat them!”
Even such an honest person as Madman couldn't help but get angry this time: "You monks are so unreasonable? Even if it's steamed buns, people have to be full. How can a steamed bun like this be enough?"
Wang Chen surprisingly didn't speak a word this time. At this moment, a very interested voice suddenly came from behind Wang Chen and the three of them: "Haha, isn't this the famous Wang Chen, are there evil spirits and lunatics?
?We meet each other in every corner of the world. I didn’t expect that the three of you are here too? And you are still angry because of eating. Haha, if this is put in the world, it will be another breaking news!" dd