Not only was it windy when running, but it also had a strong Chinese style! In the blink of an eye, Wang Chen and Yaoxie, the madman had already jumped down...
Wang Chen yelled: "Holy shit!" He hurriedly took two steps and flew into the air with the help of the black and yellow energy. Now the madman had just jumped up, but before he had any chance of falling, Wang Chen kicked him out of the air.
go out.
Wang Chen used the force of the recoil to stand on the vent again, leaving only the miserable lunatic and the child. Without understanding what was going on, he felt himself being kicked hard, and then with a "bang", he was kicked
It hit the wall of the toilet. Everyone needs to know that the inner wall of the Berlin Temple toilet is made of primitive mud. The lunatic was directly kicked by Wang Chen. There were big words printed on it, "Buckle"
It can't be deducted.
Wang Chen stood at the vent, this time he was completely speechless and messy. He had seen a lot of top quality, but this was the first time he saw someone jumping into the cesspit, shouting either for wine or meat.
, how good does this damn thing have to be to do such a top-notch thing?
"Woo!"
The madman struggled for a while and finally broke free from the billet. Before he could recover, he fell from the air with a snap and fell heavily to the ground. The madman bounced on the ground twice before he became motionless.
.I saw a human-shaped mark about one hand deep dented into the wall of the toilet. There was also a hole more than three centimeters deep between the two legs of the mark, which was particularly dazzling.
Wang Chen and Yaoxie hurriedly jumped down from the vent. Wang Chen stood in front of the madman's head, patted his head and asked: "Holy crap! Are you dead?"
The madman's weak voice sounded: "It's okay, I still have one breath..."
Yaoxie squatted in front of the madman and asked in confusion: "Then did you have a broken head?"
The madman cursed: "Get out of here!"
Yaoxie sighed: "It looks like he is really disabled."
madman:"……"
…
By the time the madman got up from the ground, it was already five minutes later. What confused Wang Chen was that the madman actually understood the Buddha's heart, but the way this guy understood it was quite speechless, because he was too hungry, so hungry
After taking a nap, I felt that the sky and the world were filled with meat, and the cesspools underground also turned into meat, and I realized the Buddha's mind.
This guy is probably the only one in the thousands of years of Buddhism who can starve himself out of the Buddha’s heart just by looking at a cesspool?
The demon and the lunatic were probably starving to death now. The two of them ignored the weird smell of the toilet in Berlin Temple and directly wolfed down the four steamed buns that Wang Chen picked up on the ground. After the two of them finished eating, the three of them
He rushed towards Master Xie Yue's hut.
Along the way, the young monks covered their noses and ran away when they saw the three of them. If one of them had not been stopped by someone, he would have called 120 and called the doctor to take the three of them back to the mental hospital. The three of them
Personally, he had a sullen expression on his face, as if he was keeping away from strangers.
Now Master Xieyue is frowning and thinking about the relics. Now the changes in the relics are definitely the top priority of the Berlin Temple. If this matter is not handled properly, it may be a fatal blow to the entire temple. The man behind the scenes, Zhao
The state bridge moved abnormally, the demon appeared, the Buddha's golden body in Berlin Temple was lost, and now the relics moved abnormally, this series of events has an outrageous weirdness index.
Just when Master Xie Yue was in deep trance, he was suddenly interrupted by a violent knock on the door. Master Xie Yue frowned tightly. Just as he was about to scold the door, he was kicked open with a bang. Master Xie Yue subconsciously
He turned his head, and before he had time to get angry, he was stunned by the scene in front of him.
I saw three people standing at the door. Except for one of them, Wang Chen, who had a rosy complexion and was relatively normal, if I had to use one word to describe the remaining two, it would be domineering! If I had to use one word to describe it,
, that is quite domineering! I saw these two people with fluffy hair, one black face and one white face. Their faces were like the painted faces of opera singers. Countless flies were buzzing around them.
This is not important. What is important is that from time to time, a few flies buzzed and were fainted!
Master Xie Yue asked dumbfounded: "You...how did you become like this?"
"Holy shit!"
Yaoxie's eyes were wide open, and he was so angry that he shouted directly: "How did we become like this, and you still have the nerve to ask us? Old monk, don't you know this matter clearly? It's obviously you who did it.
The three of us threw it into the toilet vent. If the three of us weren't more stubborn, what you see now are three corpses!"
"this……"
Master Xieyue smiled. In fact, he took Wang Chen and the three of them to that place in anger. He later regretted it. However, because he couldn't bear it at the time, he planned to pick them up after two days.
He came back, but something happened to the relic at this time, so he forgot about Wang Chen and the other three...
It doesn't matter that I forgot about it. What matters is that the three of them came back to fight.
Naturally, Wang Chen and the three of them didn't know the secrets here. If they knew, they would probably be more than just angry. They would probably destroy the hut of the old monk Xie Yue.
Master Xie Yue touched his nose and said: "Namo Amitabha, isn't it just to hone the state of mind of the three of you? As the saying goes, the edge of a sword comes from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold. This is all
It’s based on science, and I’m doing it for the good of you three.”
"snort!"
Yaoxie snorted and said fiercely: "Then don't I still want to thank you? Old bald donkey, I thank you! I thank you for your fine wine, I thank you for your training in the toilet, I sincerely thank you, and I thank your ancestors
Eighteen generations! I wish you the best to be a ninth-generation monk, then a ninth-generation eunuch, and finally a ninth-generation homosexual!"
Master Xieyue said helplessly: "Okay, okay, although I have good intentions in this matter, what I did was indeed a bit reckless. Let's not talk about this. Haven't you three already come out? Let's fight this matter.
By the way, how did you three get down?"
Yaoxie rolled her eyes at him and said, "What do you think?"
Master Xieyue's eyes widened, and he subconsciously shouted: "Have you three already understood the Buddha's heart?"
Yaoxie curled her lips and said, "I have some very unfortunate news for you. You guessed it right."
"Holy shit!"
This time even Master Xieyue, a calm old monk, couldn't help but curse.
This time Master Xie Yue was completely shocked. If he was slightly shocked just now because the appearance of Yaoxie and the others was not modern, then this time he was shocked from the inside to the outside, from left to right. This
How many days has passed? It has only been three days since your sister has realized the Buddha’s heart.
Master Xie Yue prides himself on his thorough research on the Buddha's mind. According to Master Xie Yue's concept, even those who are born with the Buddha's destiny will need at least four days to understand the Buddha's heart. Three days to understand the Buddha's heart.
This is a little too unscientific? Are the three of them the legendary favored sons of heaven? Are they born with the Buddha's destiny?
This is even more unscientific!
It’s rare to see someone who is born with the Buddha’s fate. If three of them appear at once, it’s either nonsense or bragging.
Master Xieyue took a deep breath and stopped answering. Instead, he closed his eyes and recited the scriptures silently. Wang Chen, Madman and Yaoxie frowned slightly, and felt a dizzy feeling rang out from their minds. This Buddhist scripture
It's like a lullaby, making people drowsy.
Just when Wang Chen felt that he was about to fall asleep, a cold wave suddenly came from his heart to the outside and hit his brain nerves. Wang Chen was shocked and recovered instantly.
Wang Chen's eyes suddenly widened and he exclaimed: "What do you want to do?!"