"My dear! Have you bought the movie I want?" As soon as Han Wenwen entered the dormitory, a fierce voice rang out. Its fierceness was just like those old madams in martial arts novels when they see guests.
Sentence 'Hey, uncle, please come, the girls will miss you so much'. [ ~]
The innocent girl who just went to Wang Chen to buy movies is called Han Wenwen, and she is a freshman at Zhaozhou University. The girl who just spoke is nicknamed Huniu, and her real name is Li Suosuo. She is the dormitory manager of their dormitory, and she has a curvy shape.
, although she has only entered university not long ago, she still dresses like the urban beauties in society. She is the kind of idol sister who has experienced ups and downs and seen rainbows, and she has emerged from it. She just said that she would buy a pornographic film to watch, and that was what she suggested.
"Huh! I can't guess anymore, it's so embarrassing!" The blush on Han Wenwen's face had not faded yet, she pouted and threw the piece on the bed and turned away angrily.
"My beloved, don't be angry. I'm willing to admit defeat. We drew lots just now, but you were unlucky. My dear, this is just for a moment, and it won't be the same next time. If the movie you bought this time is wonderful, today
How about I turn over your cards tonight?" Li Suosuo stretched out his hand to lift Han Wenwen's chin and said affectionately.
"Go to hell!" Han Wenwen stomped her feet angrily. After all, she was also a black belt in Taekwondo. Even if she met those hooligans who wanted to take advantage of her, she could easily deal with them, but she was totally helpless against Li Suosuo. (·~)
"Hey! You two, stop flirting and bring the film over quickly. Let's appreciate how exciting this thing is." The other two members of the dormitory couldn't hold it anymore and hurriedly interrupted them.
said.
"Two beloved concubines, please see if you are anxious, okay, I'll give you the film." Li Suosuo threw the film over and took Han Wenwen to sit aside. Although Han Wenwen was a little embarrassed, she still wanted to take a look.
Are these things as good-looking as the disc seller said?
"The story of seven tough men and one woman? So tough? The name is exciting!"
I couldn't wait to put the disk into my computer and clicked play. Along with a familiar melody, "Calabash baby, Calabash baby, seven flowers on a vine. Not afraid of wind or rain, jingle, dong, dong, dong, dong, gourd."
Baby, jingle-dong-dong-dang-dang, you have a great ability, blah-la-la-la. Calabash baby, Calabash baby, you have a great talent."
The plot is quite pure. First, there is a high mountain with a strong Chinese style. An old man is climbing the mountain, and then a snake appears and is about to eat a bird. The old man saves the bird but falls down, and then the world freezes.
The old man saved a pangolin, and then the gourd baby was born.
What is unbearable is that the only snake spirit in there is a little bit enchanting, and his chest and butt are also covered with mosaics. [Ye*] [*] I don’t know if this scene is exciting or not, but the expressions on everyone’s faces
It's very exciting at the moment.
"This...could this be the legendary Seven Calabash Brothers?" Someone made a confused voice.
"It seems like it's still a mosaic." Another weak voice sounded.
"The crime of deceiving the emperor, the crime of deceiving the emperor..." Li Suosuo murmured to himself, suddenly stood up and pointed at Han Wenwen and said: "My beloved, is this the kind of movie you bought?
I asked you to buy a wonderful movie, but what you bought is actually wonderful, even the snake spirit is mosaic!"
"I..." Han Wenwen almost shed tears of grievance: "How did I know it would be a Calabash Baby?"
"You mean that the disc seller fooled you? That's not true, that's not true. Sisters, let's go find that disc seller!" Li Suosuo waved his hand, and the queen's color was very strong.
"This..." Han Wenwen hesitated and was speechless. In fact, she was shy about this disc. Especially when she saw Professor Zhang in the school, she took it and ran away when she was nervous. If it was that
It's really unreasonable for a disc seller to deliberately fool himself.
Just as Han Wenwen was about to explain, she heard the door creak and a beautiful woman in pink clothes ran in. Everyone stared at her.
Su Yanhong's face changed slightly, her brows furrowed, and she asked in confusion: "Why are you looking at me like this? Is it because I am so naturally beautiful that you are ready to change your sexual orientation and fall in love with me?"
"Death!" Li Suosuo angrily recounted what happened to Han Wenwen just now when she was cheated on by Hulu Brothers when she was buying a movie.
Su Yanhong was originally a person who was afraid of chaos in the world. When she heard about this, she couldn't bear it. She clapped her hands and shouted angrily: "Let's go to Xuezhilu to find that unscrupulous hawker. How dare you even hurt Sister Hong and me?"
cheat!"
With Su Yanhong's intervention, Han Wenwen even lost the chance to give a final explanation, so she had to follow in panic. Han Wenwen was originally a very introverted and timid girl, and she did not dare to say anything in this situation.
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But if the boy selling the movie knew that I was the one who brought people there, would that boy hate me? Such an idea inexplicably appeared in Han Wenwen's mind, and this idea was quite strong.
The five beauties in this group rushed towards Xuezhi Road with murderous intent, as if they wanted to skin Wang Chen alive. But they didn't know that Wang Chen was no longer on Xuezhi Road.
After Professor Zhang left, Wang Chen's voice suddenly fell into a trough. However, Wang Chen was not anxious at all. He looked at the "Xuanhuang Sutra" in his hand without realizing that time passed. Not long after, suddenly
, Wang Chen felt a chill in his heart, as if someone was watching him secretly.
Wang Chen frowned slightly, clasped his hand on the notebook, and mobilized the black and yellow energy in his body to face the other party. The two breaths came into contact, and a provocative smell came from the other party's breath. The same came from the visitor.
He is a magician, and based on his aura, he should be at the peak of the Yellow Level to the entry level of the Xuan Level.
Since the opponent's aura is so blatant, it's natural that the attacker is evil, and it won't end without a fight.
Wang Chen is a little confused because he has been studying in Zhaozhou for two years. Except for a few colleagues who have come here, he is usually as calm as a puddle of stagnant water. What kind of wind did he have today? First came
A great ancient martial arts master, now he has a peer.
Since the other party used his breath to provoke him first, it naturally meant that he didn't want to do anything in the busy city. Wang Chen was happy to cooperate. He couldn't use his hands freely to do something here, and secondly, he just wanted to be in case of causing any other trouble.
Although Wang Chen didn't like to cause trouble since he was a child, he was not afraid of trouble either. He looked around with a smile and didn't find the provocateur. He sighed slightly. It seemed that his business was going to be disrupted again today.
The pressure was over. Wang Chen quickly packed up the pirated discs, said hello to several stall owners around him, then got up and walked towards his den.