Before Wang Chen and the other parties could say anything, the female reporter pointed the microphone at her mouth and said: "Dear audience friends, good afternoon! Welcome everyone to watch the scene brought to you by cca.v
Report!”
As soon as the female reporter finished speaking, the scene switched and the camera lens began to capture the territory that originally belonged to the Blue Lion tribe.
There was devastation all over the ground, and there was that huge pit.
The scene switched again, and the camera focused on the female reporter again.
"Yes, that's right! This is cca.v's real-time news report! Yes, it's right here. A huge explosion just happened here not long ago. According to informed sources, this is likely to come from terrorists
We happened to meet several people involved in the illegal attack who survived here. Now, let us listen to what they said so that we can better understand the cause of this explosion."
The scene switched and the camera left the female reporter and faced the lunatic who was as dazed as a log.
"Sir, could you please tell me in detail what happened here?"
At this time, Tingfeng stepped forward, grabbed the microphone from the female reporter's hand, looked at the camera with glowing eyes, and said: "Hmm... hello, female prostitute! Speaking of this bombing, I personally hate it deeply.
Ah! You don’t know, I was sleeping here just now, sleeping soundly, and then I saw a few planes flying in the sky! Oh my! Hey, what about you, don’t discriminate against us poor people! I am such a person
The first time I saw a plane in my life was today. Well, that's it! Then I woke up and wanted to see why the plane could fly, so I started to fly the plane! Well, one plane flew, and the other plane was not flying.
Fighting the plane! You don’t know how awesome my appearance was at that time. I held a fist-sized stone in one hand and threw it at the plane with all my strength. The result was amazing. Guess what happened?
?" Tingfeng had a look of shame on his face and smiled obscenely at the female reporter.
The cameraman was definitely a professional. After listening to what Tingfeng said, regardless of what he said, he directly adjusted the position of the camera and pointed it at the female reporter again.
What am I going to do?! How...how does this old lady know!
Wang Chen and his group, who were listening to Feng Feng's nonsense, are holding back their laughter because they are suffering from internal injuries...
That guy said he was sleeping soundly at the time, and then he saw a few planes! Damn, you slept with your eyes open?! What's even more disgusting is that he actually said later, 'Then I woke up'...
...Don’t these reporters hear the problem with this?! Why don’t you jerk off?! Hit your sister’s airplane! You’re a cool person... I think you’re just a shit person!
"Hmm... I guess you hit that plane?" the female reporter replied calmly with a bitter look on her face.
"No! Wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Congratulations, you got the answer wrong!" The madman stretched out his hands and made a cross in front of himself.
"You don't know! How dangerous that scene was at that time! I was so scared! When I threw the fist-sized stone into the sky, I regretted it! Because I suddenly remembered that I had been sick recently.
!This is not an ordinary disease! My strength now is only half of that of an ordinary 3-year-old child! The stone flew into the sky with a whoosh, and within a second, I saw that it was only 3 centimeters away from my head!
"
Tingfeng patted his chest as if he had been greatly frightened, and continued: "Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise my head would have been pierced! Are you right? A female prostitute!?"
"Um..." The female reporter was obviously a little speechless by Tingfeng. After all, she is also the chief reporter of the country's cca.v. Who has not been interviewed? But a weirdo like Tingfeng... she has never been interviewed!
She could only say speechlessly: "Um...right."
Tingfeng was feeling aggrieved today. He finally met a beautiful woman who could be teased. Unexpectedly, she was also the fiancée of a madman. Since God has sent him such a not-so-beautiful beauty, if he didn't tease her, he would still be able to call her
Listen to the wind?
Tingfeng stretched out his hands, held her shoulders, and said in an extremely unscrupulous tone: "But fortunately, I was smart enough to hide away! It's a pity that my reaction was so slow.
Within half a beat, I was fucked by that fist-sized stone!"
Tingfeng said in a very ungentlemanly manner, "It's from Hama!" and then spat on the ground. The female reporter's balls were so painful that a lot of Tingfeng's spittle splashed onto her body!
"Look, look! Look at my head. Is there a bag the size of a grain of sand?!" After saying that, Tingfeng stretched his head over in shame.
There is indeed a lump the size of a grain of sand on Tingfeng's head. Oh no, to be precise, it's a lump bigger than a grain of sand. Oh no, I said it wrong again. To be precise, it's a mole bigger than a grain of sand...
…
The female reporter probably didn't see anything. She could only manage it by saying: "Well, yes, there is a bag."
Tingfeng got the answer that made him feel happy. He breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Well, a good man doesn't mention his bravery in the past. Let's just put this matter aside and not mention it for now, okay?"
Before the female reporter could answer, Tingfeng continued: "You don't know! How dangerous the scene was at that time!" Tingfeng repeated the lines he had said before.
"I doubt, um, yes, it's just me that doubts! I suspect that the plane that was almost hit by me just found me, so the person controlling it started to fight back against me. I stood up against the dazzling sun
, I must always be on guard against the damage of ultraviolet rays to my eyes that can fascinate thousands of girls! Do you know how thrilling that process is? I saw that the plane dropped a piece of my head that was bigger than my head with a swish.
I thought the big pebbles were gold, so I ran over to catch them."
"You go...pick it up?!" The female reporter was obviously deceived by Tingfeng's letter, and she actually asked him so stupidly.
"Yeah! You don't know. When the piece of gold was only 0.001 centimeters away from me, I realized that it was not gold at all... It said: bombshell! Bombshell, you know what it means! Bomb! I
Knock it off!" After saying that, Tingfeng pretended to be frightened and wiped the sweat on his head that had not come out.
"I know that only highly educated people like me know what that means in English. Do you know what university I graduated from?! Huh! I'll scare you to death if I tell you! I graduated from university at home!"
Wang Chen and the others now wish they were deaf. Go ahead and finally understand what bullshit is!
Tingfeng laughed arrogantly in his heart, this is what he said!