"When I found out that it was actually a bomb, I was confused! You didn't know! Think about it, what would you do if a fist-sized bomb suddenly appeared above your head?!
"Tingfeng held the female reporter's shoulders again and said exaggeratedly.
That "sounding and emotional" performance actually made that silly female reporter believe it! Yes, she really believed it!
"However, my reaction is not comparable to that of ordinary people. At that time, I dodged to the right with the force of hiding my ears and stealing jingle bells..." Tingfeng said, and there was an unknown emotion in his eyes.
What kind of liquid! His pause made the female reporter's heart tighten...
Well, actually, what flowed out of the corners of Tingfeng's eyes were not tears. He spit on his fingers while the female reporter wasn't paying attention, and then wiped them on the corners of his eyes.
"Even if my reaction is higher than that of ordinary people, it's impossible for me to escape. I still know this." Tingfeng pretended to be calm, turned sideways, raised his head at a 45° angle, and looked at the white clouds in the sky.
"Then how come you are safe and sound now?!" The female reporter now believed Tingfeng's story, which made Wang Chen anxious about her IQ.
"Do you see that weak-looking person standing over there?" Tingfeng stretched out a hand and pointed directly at Wang Chen, who was standing there at a loss.
The female reporter nodded slightly and said, "Yes."
"It's him! It's him! Our friend! Xiao Wangchen!" Tingfeng now felt that it was not enough to say it directly, so he even used the line from the theme song of "The Legend of Nezha", 'It's him, it's him, our friend, little Wang Chen'.
Nezha!'s melody!
"He pushed me away at that critical moment and was hit by the bomb. That's why you can see how weak he is..."
"His righteousness to kill relatives...oh no! It's his righteousness and awe-inspiring spirit that makes me want to commit myself to him. Although I know that he is not worthy of my identity and appearance...but I have no regrets.
I love him so much that even if God wants to break us up, I will never allow it! If God wants to stop me, I will go against God!"
Wang Chen: I am xxoo your whole family, I will strangle you! What do you mean I am worthy of you?!
"Why is his body so strong?! He was hit by a bomb and he doesn't seem to be seriously injured now?!" The female reporter's doubts arose.
"Hey! Don't be so anxious! Did I say I'm done?!" Tingfeng said with an impatient look on his face and an unhappy tone.
"Well, no..." When the female reporter heard Tingfeng say this, she seemed to be a person who had done something wrong, speaking in a very low voice.
"Wouldn't it be better without that?!" Tingfeng coughed twice, "The scene at that time, if it hadn't really happened to me, I would have doubted that it was a Hollywood blockbuster. It was something other than the one you shot.
a.v is so awesome! My friend, who is also my brother, and my husband, who is also my husband, was injured, but the next plot is hard for me to accept. Until now, I still doubt this.
Did this really happen to me?"
"When I found out that Wang Chen was injured, I clearly saw a flying saucer suddenly appear above our heads. The flying saucer fired a shell like 'biu!~' and shot down the plane that was about to attack me.
Then, the flying saucer landed next to us, and I felt uneasy in my heart. It was almost 110,000 times more uneasy than the uneasiness sung by Gong Linna! After the flying saucer landed, a long man slowly walked out of it.
After seeing the strange aliens, the flying saucer disappeared. The big hole on the ground was caused by the flying saucer landing.
The appearance of aliens is not much different from that of us earthlings. I think the only difference is that the aliens are a little stronger than us. The aliens squatted next to Wang Chen and touched him gently.
The head of Wang Chen was cured and most of the injuries on Wang Chen's body were cured. Then, he told me, "He has no strength. It will take a while to fully cure him." I was afraid that he would go back on his promise, and he himself said that he
Now I have no strength, so I picked up such a big stone from the ground." After saying that, Tingfeng gestured with her hands to let the female reporter better understand how big the stone was at that time.
"It was such a big stone that I slapped on the alien's head. He fainted on the spot, so I threw a Pokemon ball at him and successfully captured him! Then I helped
He brainwashed him and turned him into my pet who is never afraid of rebellion!"
"You...you captured aliens?!"
Listening to what Feng said became more and more ridiculous, Wang Chen thought to himself that no one would believe what he said, and this female reporter... she seemed to believe it!
"Yeah? What's the problem!?"
"Can you release it for me to see?!" the female reporter asked very cautiously. Aliens? This is something that can only be encountered but cannot be sought!
"Hey! Why don't you just stand there, the strongest one?" Tingfeng looked at the madman.
The big brother who was taking the video followed Tingfeng's gaze and pointed the camera lens at the madman.
"This...is this the legendary alien?" The female reporter opened her eyes wide and opened her rather small mouth.
"Yeah, how about it, awesome!"
The female reporter took back the microphone and slowly walked towards the madman.
As for the madman, a large row of beads of sweat has appeared on his head, and a large row of black lines has appeared on the back of his head!
I'll wipe it! Tingfeng, you said I can tolerate anything, you said I'm an alien! Fuck you! Just keep talking, believe it or not, I'll feed you all the good things in the primitive toilet of Berlin Temple.
inside!
Damn it, I was shot more than once while lying down!
Now, the only ones who were not shot were Yaoxie and Sha Mengkui.
"Mr. Alien, what do you want to do when you come to Earth this time?!"
When the female reporter said these words, Wang Chen, Yaoxie, Tingfeng, and Sha Mengkui all almost fell to the ground. Damn, is this person’s brain made by Xiang?! With such a low IQ, such a lie
This guy actually believed the lines used by a three-year-old child, and believed in them so firmly! Is there any justice in this?
The lunatic is now speechless and choked with sobs. He really doesn't know what to say.
The madman's Adam's apple rolled a few times. He wanted to say something, but he really didn't know what to say...
Tingfeng, I will kill you later!
[Sorry, this chapter is late, Stickman is a little preoccupied. There will be another chapter tonight.]