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Chapter 256 Are you wearing a condom?!

Wang Chen smiled obscenely at Yan Yunniang, and glanced at the fatal Gu insect that had just been sucked into the Yama Ruler.

Damn it! What is this!

A bunch of red maggot-like insects kept swarming inside the Yama Ruler, sometimes entangled together, sometimes...

I wipe it!

Wang Chen roared secretly in his heart!

What's wrong with the girl today?! Why would she want to go back with such a disgusting thing?! Wang Chen now feels that his actions just now not only tarnished their family's ancestral Yama ruler, but also tarnished his own pair of 24k titanium

Alloy dog ​​eyes...

But now that they have been collected...

Wang Chen walked to Yan Yunniang's side in a few steps and said, "Do you want it?"

Even Wang Chen himself felt that what he asked was bullshit.

Yan Yunniang raised her head, stared at Wang Chen with her tearful eyes, and said, "I want it!"

Oh!~

This is so wonderful!

Wang Chen was grinning in pleasure in the secret. There was a woman, so delicate and tender that her juices flowed out. Then she looked innocent and ignorant and said to you "I want it" in an embarrassed tone...

Damn it! Which man can bear it?

"You want it?! Do you really want it?"

"I really want it!"

"Call me good brother!" Wang Chen is very, very mean.

Yan Yunniang's originally innocent expression became extremely angry after hearing what Wang Chen said. She stood up and shouted at Wang Chen: "Humph! People in the world! Don't bully others too much!

"

Wang Chen was immediately dumbfounded again. What does it mean to change one's face quickly? This is called changing one's face quickly!

Hey! Hey! Where are the tears on her face? Why did they disappear so quickly?! They couldn’t have been made with saliva like Tingfeng did!

Wang Chen is also the legendary little prince in porn movies. What scenes have he not seen in Zhaozhou City?!

How could he, who had beaten up gangsters on the way to school, be shocked by this scene?!

Of course not. Otherwise, he wouldn't be the protagonist of the book "The Romance Sorcerer"...

The playful smile on Wang Chen's face was also put away by him, replaced by a calm look on his face.

"I told you to let him go, but you didn't let him go, and you wanted to use a poison to hurt me. I broke the poison, and you asked me for it. I told you to give it to you, but you have to do what I instructed. If you don't do it, I will

If you don't do it, you still want to threaten me..." The calmness on Wang Chen's face suddenly disappeared when he said the last few words, and the strange expression on his face that no one could figure out made the atmosphere at the scene instantly cold.

Come down.

The aura of a king, the halo of the protagonist... Haha, I have it too, Wang Chen!

"Is this the rule for you Gu Masters?"

Yan Yunniang: "..."

"I will return the fatal Gu worm you mentioned, and you will return Xiao Shuang's soul to me. We owe each other nothing, and I will never set foot here again. Do you want this opportunity or not?

?" Wang Chen looked solemn because he didn't know what Yan Yunniang was thinking.

The veil on Yan Yunniang's face had long been removed by Wang Chen with Xuanhuang Qi, so now Wang Chen could clearly capture every subtle expression on her face.

"What if I say no?" Yan Yunniang lowered her head and said in a cold voice.

"Oh?!" He put away the solemn expression on Wang Chen's face, and replaced it with a sinister smile that was harmless to humans and animals.

"Then don't blame me for being rude!" After saying that, Wang Chen rushed to Yan Yunniang...

At the last moment before Yan Yunniang's consciousness dissipated, he saw Wang Chen taking off his clothes...

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In the huge dry well where Yaoxie and Tingfeng stayed.

At this time, the water in the dry well was already up to their knees.

"Ci'ao! Yaoxie, you said we two extremely handsome guys are not going to be drowned in this dry well today where people don't poop, birds don't lay eggs, ghosts don't fart, right!?" Yaoxie was complaining to Yaoxie.

Tingfeng had already developed antibodies against Yaoxie's noises. He completely ignored what Yaoxie said and just played with his 'samsumg' smartphone.

"The sword is unsheathed, the grudges are over, who laughs. All I want is to hold you in my arms today..."

Pop songs were played out loudly from the eight large speakers on Tingfeng's smartphone. Accompanied by the unusually shining marquee lights, the atmosphere at the scene was strange.

"Nah..." Yaoxie secretly cursed and said, "Your broken mobile phone is so noisy! How come you still have power when you sing for so long!?"

Tingfeng aimed his gaze at Yaoxie, grabbed the battery pack on his phone, held it in his hand, and said to Yaoxie, "9999 mAh extra large capacity battery pack!"

"Fuck!" Yaoxie yelled, leaning against the wall of the well behind him, thinking about how to get out of here.

"Fuck you, sister!" Yaoxie stomped his feet depressedly, causing water to splash under his feet.

‘Boom’!

Yaoxie: "???"

It's strange. Is it hollow down here? Why is there a "dong" sound coming from stamping my feet?

Yaoxie tentatively stamped his feet a few more times, and each time there were hollow sounds of 'dong', 'dong' and 'dong'.

"Damn! It's hollow down here, Ting Feng, did you hear it!" Yaoxie seemed to have grasped some life-saving straw, his eyes were filled with a kind of fanaticism, as if he wanted everyone in the world to know what he had discovered.

The same secret!

"I heard it." Tingfeng spoke in a very calm tone, and he continued: "Nah! I already knew it! So what if it's hollow? We don't have anything to pry it open! Do you want to use that holy medical needle of yours?

?!Isn’t that nonsense!”

Yaoxie: "..."

Yaoxie was really in pain now. He finally discovered a detail of the smile that had been ignored before. As a result, Tingfeng had discovered that detail a long time ago. Bored, he stared at the phone in Tingfeng's hand again.

9999 mAh, how come the board capacity is so large?!

Yaoxie is a little depressed.

etc……

"Tingfeng, are you wearing a condom?!" Without any warning, Yaoxie asked Tingfeng a question that was enough to make him vomit several liters of blood.

Damn it, what time has it been and you still ask me if I have that thing with me?! Are you gay?! Ohno!

Tingfeng tremblingly reached into several pockets on his body and began to fumble around, and his eyes towards Yaoxie became strange...

"Damn it! Stop being so impatient. If you still want to see Xiao Chenzi and the others, take it out quickly if you have any!" Yaoxie looked anxious beside him, wishing he could rush over and take off all the clothes on Tingfeng's body.

Search one by one.

[I will feel more relaxed when I start working tomorrow and start coding with all my strength. I will try my best to make up for what I owed you before. Well, I will try my best. Yes, you read that right. 】

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