Why did Yaoxie ask Tingfeng if he had any condoms? This is a very connotative and profound question.
How could a love expert like Tingfeng not carry a few of those things with him!?
Tingfeng groped around on his body for a long time, with a shocked expression on his face. Finally, he said to Yaoxie: "No."
Yaoxie stared at Tingfeng with his eyes wide open, roared loudly, and said, "Damn! How could it be that you don't have it on your body!? Quickly, look carefully to see if it's there!"
"Holy crap! Why do I have to have that thing on my body?!" Tingfeng felt a little bit pained because he didn't have any share in the good deeds. When it comes to this kind of thing, it all falls on him!
"Oh! Don't worry about this! If you have it, take it out for me quickly. If you have that, we might be able to go out."
"Damn! Condoms still have this effect?!" Tingfeng looked depressed. After thinking for a few seconds, he said: "Damn! You don't want to blow that thing up like a balloon, and then blow it up?"
Can the completed balloon be used as a kayak?!"
If this is really the case, then Yaoxie can die!
"Nah! You think I'm as wretched as you!" After saying that, Yaoxie rushed to Tingfeng at an extremely fast speed and began to search every place on Feng's body that could accommodate things.
Of course, chrysanthemums don't count. Even if chrysanthemums count, Yaoxie definitely won't search for them.
"Nima! Let me go!" Tingfeng roared, his voice full of legendary fear and anger.
He seemed to be afraid of something.
A few seconds later…
Yaoxie found one from a pocket on the back of Tingfeng's pants...
"Nima! Tingfeng, you pervert!" The moment Yaoxie touched that thing, he already knew what it was, and it was wet and sticky...
"Oh no!" Tingfeng immediately covered his face with both hands.
"Ci'ao! Tingfeng, why are you putting used condoms in your pocket?" Yaoxie had already squatted down and put his hands in the water that was almost submerging their thighs, rubbing them constantly, thinking
You need to scrub off all the sticky liquid that just got on his hands!
Tingfeng knew that if Yaoxie let his secret out, his life would be almost ruined...
"Evil..."
"Fuck you sister! What do you want!" Yaoxie's current mood is as if he had eaten Xiang while eating. He couldn't swallow it and couldn't spit it out.
"Don't tell others about this..." Tingfeng spoke in a low voice, standing there like a child who had done something wrong, at a loss.
"Nima! Then tell me first why you put the used condom in your pocket!" Yaoxie's hand was still rubbing in the water, and he wished he could put the used condom in his hand that had followed him for more than twenty years.
All the old skin was rubbed off.
"Um... that..." Tingfeng hesitated, a little embarrassed to speak, but in order to prevent the secret that would affect his future life from leaking out, he had no choice but to continue: "When we flew to Yunnan in the morning
, the stewardess and I...because we were on the plane, we didn't throw the thing away, we put it in my pocket, and then I forgot to throw it away..."
What the hell……
From Zhaozhou to Yunnan, the flight time from there to here is only 3 hours. In such a short time, Tingfeng actually hooked up with the flight attendant, and they even had a hard time!
"I'll wipe it!" Yaoxie growled in pain and said, "Tingfeng, you damned my hand..."
"..." Tingfeng stood aside in silence, not knowing what to say at this time, but in his heart:
Your sister! You are so disgusted with me after touching my son. You really got an advantage and acted like a good boy!
"Brother Yaoxie, I beg you not to make this secret public. It's not a scandal to play with the stewardess, but... carrying a leftover in your pants pocket... it's not honorable to tell anyone, and it will insult my reputation as a listener.
ah!"
"Okay, you can leave without saying anything. But..."
But?! But your sister! Every time there is a critical moment, you have to come up with a but!
"But you have to get a brand new, unused condom!" Yaoxie yelled. When he said brand new and unused, his tone was very serious. It was obvious that he had not recovered from the shadow just now.
walk out.
Tingfeng turned over his body carefully again, walked up to Yaoxie with tears in his eyes, and said, "Brother! I'm really gone!"
The expression on Tingfeng's face is called xx (how do you describe that word?). It looks like he is pretending, but this time the expression is really not faked by Tingfeng.
When Yaoxie heard Tingfeng say these words, his heart was twitching. The feeling of the sea of blood churning, the feeling of the heart breaking free from the constraints of the body, and the feeling of swelling and pain in the head were enough for him to remember for a lifetime.
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Yaoxie let out a long sigh and said: "Okay... Tingfeng, then wash the thing that was used by the flight attendant, then put the battery of your mobile phone into it, tie it in a knot and put it in the water. Listen obediently
I'll just pretend that nothing happened, and we might not die here. But if you don't listen to me, then how big is my mouth and you will soon..."
"good!"
Before Yaoxie could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Tingfeng.
Tingfeng decisively took out the condom that was half pulled out by the demon from the back pocket of his pants. Then without even looking at it, he squatted down and put the condom in the water, swinging it left and right, up and down.
A few minutes later, the thing was washed clean by Tingfeng...
A few seconds later, the 9999 mAh ultra-large capacity circuit board of Tingfeng’s ‘samsumg’ smartphone was inserted.
A few seconds later, the thing containing the super-capacity electric board was tied in a tight knot by Tingfeng and thrown into the water.
For the sake of my future reputation, what does a small mobile phone electronics board do...
Tingfeng comforted himself.
In fact, Yaoxie regrets it now. If Tingfeng washes that thing here, doesn't it mean that he is surrounded by Tingfeng's children?!
"Okay! Brother Yaoxie, tell me quickly, how can we get out? I have completed the task according to your instructions!" Tingfeng looked mean.
"Um. Tingfeng, have you ever heard of a battery exploding?!"
A 9999 mA electric panel exploded in a confined space...Yaoxie could tell that the power of this explosion would be huge just thinking about it.
"You want my electrical panel to explode?! You want the impact of the explosion to break through the layer of something underneath?!" Tingfeng seemed to have guessed something.
Yaoxie didn't say anything, just nodded slightly. This gave Tingfeng the answer.
"Damn! You are so wretched!" Tingfeng made a contemptuous gesture towards Yaoxie.