"It's hard to be a good person!" Wang Chen lamented to himself. The man in the suit left very decisively this time, leaving only a delicate lolita for him to settle. (·~) Wang Chen felt a little helpless.
He turned to Xiaorou and asked: "Your name is Xiaorou, right? Now your brother has to leave for a while for something. During this time, he entrusted me to take care of you, okay?"
"Yeah." Xiaorou nodded obediently and said with red eyes: "Brother said, adults have adult things to be busy with, so children shouldn't ask too many questions. Although Xiaorou doesn't know what brother is busy with,
When will he come back, but Xiaorou will wait for her brother obediently."
Tears circled in Xiaorou's eyes, but Xiaorou held back the tears and Wang Chen looked distressed and at a loss.
Wang Chen gently patted Xiaorou's shoulder and said softly: "Don't worry, believe me, your brother will be back soon this time. Your brother asked me to tell you that after he comes back this time, he will never come back again."
Now that I’m gone, I’ll be with you every day, going to the amusement park and the zoo to see giant pandas with you.”
"Really?" Xiaorou wiped her tears and asked in surprise.
"Well, really!" Wang Chen nodded affirmatively.
"Xiaorou, don't go to the amusement park or see the giant pandas. Xiaorou just needs to be with her brother." Xiaorou's mood was obviously much better. Wang Chen breathed a sigh of relief, but the little girl asked another question that was quite speechless.
Question: "Brother, what is that giant panda?"
"Well... the giant panda is a very magical thing."
"Hey, this girl's brother is gone?" At this time, Tingfeng suddenly came over, shaking the goblet in his hand, and asked doubtfully: "What's the situation? Look at this, the cool guy just now
A man handed over his sister to you? Damn it! Isn’t it natural? Isn’t this a sheep entering a tiger’s mouth?”
"Die, you think I am you!" Wang Chen rolled his eyes at him and said.[ ~]
"You are not me, but you are more shameless than me! Although I am shameless in my handsome style, I have principles. No matter how shameless I am, I am not shameless enough to attack minors. It would be better for you to just take it to your home and raise it without saying anything.
All the tears are flowing." Tingfeng sighed twice and continued: "Since you have something to do, otherwise you should go back first, and I guess I won't have time to continue teaching you the exclusive secrets. Hey, life, this is such a shitty day.
life!"
Generally speaking, when Tingfeng sighs "life", it means that he is entangled with a girl. This has almost become an ancient code for Tingfeng. Wang Chen turned his head and looked around, and it turned out that he was right.
As expected, I saw a pair of sisters on a table not far away looking towards here through the autumn water.
What surprised Wang Chen was that the two girls were pretty good-looking. One of them had a melon face, big eyes hanging on her face, and long purple hair scattered on her shoulders. She had an indescribable charm.
, is a typical royal sister. The other has a baby face, two deep dimples when she smiles, and her golden hair is hanging loose, making her look very cute.
Wang Chen patted Tingfeng's thin shoulder and said with a smile: "Okay! You actually managed to deal with a pair of sisters. I wonder if your small body can handle it?"
"You have to resist even if you can't bear it!" Tingfeng lamented, with a lot of emotion: "I guess you are the only one in this world who can understand the hardships of my handsome guy Feng, everyone else only sees my glorious side. ( ·~
) They only saw me and different girls taking off their clothes and discussing martial arts, but who can understand the blood and tears behind it? In fact, sometimes I am quite tired when I think about it. What do you mean by shaking this thing every day?
What do you mean? But I have no choice now. I have retired after my success, and my great plan to bring warmth to the majority of female comrades has just taken the first step. No matter how tired I am, I have to persevere and persevere."
"Understood, I understand you so well. You sacrificed a stick to serve all women. After a while, you not only have Guanyin sitting on the lotus, but also an old man pushing a cart, and maybe the Three Plum Blossoms. You are like an old scalper plowing naked.
There are sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty things in a beautiful woman, which are not enough for outsiders to understand." Wang Chen cleverly chose to retreat: "So I retreated first, so that I won't affect you in sending warmth to the majority of female comrades."
As soon as Wang Chen finished speaking, he immediately pulled Xiaorou away from the wine, and discussed with Tingfeng a plan to bring warmth to the female compatriots. The horror level exceeded that of discussing eating with Bao Lulu, so Wang Chen chose to retreat quite wisely.
In fact, Wang Chen said from the bottom of his heart that he also vaguely admired Tingfeng. This guy was so good at picking up girls. No matter if they were chaste and fierce women or those loose bitches, he rarely made a mistake as long as he made a move. In this situation,
Who else in the world can talk about one-night stands as being so great, and can handle picking up girls so professionally, who else besides She Tingfeng?
Sometimes Wang Chen would like to be like Ting Feng, taking advantage of his youth to have a good time when that thing is still hard, but he has never been able to learn it. Some things can be done just by thinking about it. After all,
He is Wang Chen, not Tingfeng.
After getting out of the wine, Wang Chen felt that his mood suddenly relaxed a lot. A place like wine, where countless lonely men and women vent their loneliness, is really not suitable for people like Wang Chen. Wang Chen is the typical type of person who sits and watches all day.
I won't get bored, but I can't adapt to the overly boisterous otaku type.
Now that the wine was out, the problem of how to arrange Xiaorou was suddenly placed in front of him.
Although Wang Chen has been self-reliant since childhood under the education of his elders, he is still good at taking care of himself, but he has suddenly become a layman on how to take care of others.
Should he leave this girl to his mothers to take care of him? The method is feasible, but how to introduce the man in the suit has become a problem. He doesn't want too many people to know the existence of the man in the suit. Wang Chen always feels that this man in the suit has
There are some stories that cannot be told. Although the man in the suit did not tell him to keep it a secret this time, Wang Chen understood that if he really revealed the whereabouts of the man in the suit, the friendship between the two would be over.
Since I can't take it back home, is it possible that I have to take it back to the boys' dormitory? This is obviously even more nonsense. Let's not talk about whether the dormitory manager, who is more queenly than the Queen Mother, will let such a delicate girl into the boys' dormitory.
Wang Chen felt that it was quite unreliable to talk about the group of otakus in the dormitory who used telescopes to look for beauty every day.
Finally, in desperation, Wang Chen dialed Bao Lulu's phone number.
When the call was connected, Bao Lulu must have just fallen asleep. Her voice was a little confused. She hesitated for a moment and then said: "My dear brother, why did you remember to call your sister Lulu today? Is it possible that you are so lonely tonight that you have figured it out?"
"Wang Chen has been with Bao Lulu for a long time. Even the novice Wang Chen understands the true meaning of "thinking through". If you interpret the word "tong" as the homophone of "tiao", you can obviously understand what Bao Lulu said.
There's a hint of provocation in it.
However, Wang Chen now understood that he was not in the mood to argue with the other party. He hesitated and asked: "Sister Lulu, I need your help with something. Do you have any sisters who rent a house outside? They must have better personalities and tempers.
The key is to be attentive and take care of others.”
"So homely? There are so many prodigal women now, and it's really hard to find a homebody. Brother Wang Chen, you suddenly asked me if there is any conspiracy, holy shit! You won't let me introduce you to a partner?" Bao Lulu
His voice obviously rose a few decibels: "I am very responsible to tell you, no!"
"No! No!" Wang Chen couldn't help but sweat broke out on his forehead and explained: "A friend of mine has temporarily entrusted his sister to me to take care of me. It's a bit inconvenient for me to be a boy. I just want to see if you have a suitable person.
.”
"Sister?" Bao Lulu said suspiciously.
Wang Chen explained what happened to the man in the suit. Of course, the plot was adapted. The man in the suit was said to be an ordinary friend of his. He had something to do now, so he entrusted the girl to him.
Bao Lulu frowned and asked, "Don't you have a small nest there? Why don't you let your friend's sister live there?"
Wang Chen smiled bitterly and said: "My friend's girl is a little inconvenient and needs someone to take care of her. You can't let me, a grown man, take care of her? If my friend knows this, how should I explain it then?"
"Hmph! If you dare to take care of me, I will cut off your private parts myself. Then you will become a eunuch, and naturally you won't have to explain to your friend." Bao Lulu said with a cold snort. Wang Chen broke out in cold sweat, and Bao Lulu said with a cold snort.
When you are with a girl like Lulu, you must not only be strong personally, but also be strong underneath, otherwise you don't know when your bottom will be gone.
Bao Lulu continued: "For the sake of me being half the owner of your little house, I will move here tonight to prevent you from hiding your love in a broken house and leaving me lonely in the end."