Wang Chen was startled and said doubtfully: "Holy crap! Are these the ones Xiaoyan and the little girl picking mushrooms?"
"I've never bothered to talk to uneducated people like you!" Jianlong didn't explain anymore. He lay on his bed with his legs crossed and continued to hum. This time, the children's song was directly transformed into a pop song.
This pop song is worthy of being popular, and Wang Chen shed tears before he even said a word. [~]
"Beauty presses down, lifts the buttocks and speeds up, x places, I have x places. The small hole is lonely, and the penis becomes a pillar, x places, I have x places! The anus intervenes, the small mouth eats and sleeps, x places, I x
Here, I will take pictures of imported beauties. If you say it is too strong, she will pay for it. As soon as I show up, I will seize you."
"I'm going to fuck b, wearing sexy lingerie, and what I have to do now is to fuck you to death. I want whatever I want, it's all J and B. I go to the party just to fuck beautiful women. If I don't have money, J will be strong, but if I have money, B will be beautiful. I
Old man, go push the cart, and I will kill you immediately. I have x places, I have x places, I care about your toad and the princess, x places, I have x places, my JJ universe can’t contain it!”
"Stop! Stop!" Wang Chen interrupted Jianlong's song. He was afraid that if he continued to listen to it, he would go to a certain place. Wang Chen said a little confused: "Look at your complexion, why are you here today?"
It’s a bit abnormal, what’s going on? Did Ruhua see you while you were taking a shower, or did you accidentally see Ruhua taking a shower?”
"Don't pay attention to this kid. He didn't go home last night. He got horny when he came back this morning. This is already his thirtieth song. [~] I don't know if this guy ate wrong last night.
He took aphrodisiacs and his sexiness is outrageous. I seriously doubt that this guy has either had sex or has become a pervert." The dormitory director who was reading an online novel next to him added.
The dormitory manager looks pretty good. He must have found a book of fairy grass in the literary world where poisonous weeds are rampant, and he is reading it with gusto.
Even the current Cao Lei couldn't stand the torture of the cheap dragon anymore, and complained to Wang Chen: "This guy must have hit a ghost last night, maybe it was the legendary female ghost. He has been having sex all morning today, and it made him so miserable
When I read English now, all I feel is xx.”
As a representative figure in the magician world, Wang Chen can naturally judge that the dragon must not have hit anything dirty last night. Since he didn't hit something dirty, the problem immediately became a big problem. Through a series of performances this morning,
Wang Chen doubted whether this child had a mental problem.
"Tsk, people like you who only know how to read novels and read English will never understand my brother's happiness." Jianlong curled his lips and said: "Xiao Chen, don't read it, I'm also talking about you,
What have you been doing these days that you haven't come back for more than a week?"
Wang Chen said honestly: "I encountered some problems and went home."
"Go home?" Jianlong was stunned for a moment, couldn't help but sigh and said to himself: "Hey, I thought you were the only one in the dormitory who had something in common with me, but I didn't expect that even you couldn't understand me.
The realm, the gap, the gap. [~] Xiaochen, it’s not you Brother Long, I’m educating you. Look, you’ve been selling pornographic films for two years, and you haven’t even fucked a beautiful woman. Could it be that you’ve only sold porn in the past two years?
If you get RMB, you won’t be able to sell individual RMB?”
Wang Chen hasn't figured out anything yet, so he was educated by Jianlong first. He really doesn't know what words to use to describe the frustration in his heart at this moment.
Jian Long was still lying on the bed, looking quite contented with himself. He looked like he had seen through the world of mortals. He was mistaken. He should have been a very coquettish prodigal in the world of mortals. I don’t know why, but Wang Chen actually came from Jian Long.
I see a little bit of Tingfeng on my body, is it an illusion?
"By the way, Jianlong, the school basketball coach came to see you last night and said that he wanted to discuss the school team's friendly game with you, but you were not there. He asked you to call him first when you come back." The dormitory director suddenly remembered.
What did he say? He put down his phone and said, "I was just reading a novel, so I forgot about this."
"No fighting!" The cheap dragon's answer was quite forceful.
"Damn it! Aren't you very interested in the fraternity competition?" The dormitory principal stared at Jianlong in surprise, not even bothering to read the novel.
"Why are you so interested? Anyway, it's just a friendly match. If you can lose even if you have a brother, don't worry about him." Jianlong knew that the coach only came to discuss tactics with him in name, and there was no other bullshit.
.After all, where is the strength? Our substitute players can completely defeat the opponent's main players. In this posture, it is impossible for Zhaozhou University to lose.
"Holy crap! You really didn't take the wrong medicine today? Don't you still want to make a splash in this social competition and see if you can find a beautiful girl who admires you?"
The principal of the dormitory was shocked. This was the first time he had seen a man like Jianlong. The usual wretched Jianlong who used binoculars to peek at beauties was gone. He was replaced by a super hunk with his feet on the ground and his head in the sky, cumming for three minutes.
?Such a powerful transformation and setting suddenly made the dormitory director a little overwhelmed.
Jianlong snorted: "What the hell do you care? You don't even think about it, does a handsome guy like me still need to rely on basketball to find a beautiful girl? Now I rely on beautiful girls and play basketball at the same time. This gap can be said
Scared you to death!"
This time, even Cao Lei, who was sitting there, was stunned. He put down his hand, looked at Jianlong up and down, and said in shock: "It's not normal, it's so abnormal. Could it be that now that autumn is here, spring for Bianlong is also here?"
Is it a long time coming? Why do I see a strong aura of losing virginity from his body?"
"Holy crap! Can you see this?" Jianlong was shocked.
Wang Chen also noticed at this time that there was a sense of perfect coordination between yin and yang in Jianlong's body. It seemed that he had actually had sex last night and had sex more than once or twice. But what puzzled Wang Chen was that in this yin and yang
There is still a little bit of vitality in the coordination. If Wang Chen hadn't been careful, he wouldn't have been able to detect it at all.
Wang Chen asked quite confusedly: "Jianlong, you don't know how to hook up with a young woman?"
"Young woman? Young woman, your sister!" The cheap dragon rolled his eyes at Wang Chen and said with contempt: "I confessed my love to my goddess last night. I didn't expect that my goddess really agreed to me, and then that night I pushed her down fiercely.
A goddess. How about it? A perfect example of a goddess’s counterattack against a goddess. Low-level **s like you can’t understand my pride as a high-level **.”
"What?!" Wang Chen was shocked.
"Impossible!" The dormitory director obviously couldn't accept this answer.
"Isn't your goddess Ruhua?" Cao Lei showed off his powerful inference ability.
Originally, Jianlong wanted to keep a low profile, but when he was so suspected, he immediately exploded and said vehemently: "Male Gobi, I only want you to see the black fungus duster, but I don't want you to push me to the goddess? You
Do you think I am you, and you spend all day looking at flowers with a telescope? I can tell you responsibly that my goddess is not only a virgin, but also the class beauty of Shita University not far next door!"
"This..." The principal of the dormitory glanced back and forth at Wang Chen and Cao Lei, and then said disdainfully: "Come on, I think you have a fantasy disorder? You are the only one who has counterattacked the goddess. Even if you are gay, no man can like you.
Your anus, if you want to lose your virginity, you have to spend money to find a lady."
"You guys know nothing! You girls like you will always only envy me. If I don't play with you anymore, I will continue to play with my goddess!" The cheap dragon put down these words with disdain, and then said
With astonished eyes, the three people slammed the door and walked away, leaving only Wang Chen and the three of them messy in the wind.