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Every team has its own style...

1. The defender who stops the ball 10 mm below his feet is a Brazilian player.

The defender who stopped the ball 10 centimeters below his feet is a Spanish player

The defender who stopped the ball 10 decimeters under his feet is a German player

The defender who stops the ball 100 meters below his feet and shoots, forcing the opponent's goalkeeper to make a save, is a Chinese player

2. A player who can make precise long passes from 50 meters away and find his teammates on the field is a British player.

A player who can make a delicate one-two within 5 meters is an Argentinian player

A player who can make short passes within 5 meters and play one-on-one with defenders and forwards 50 meters apart is a Chinese player.

3. The player who can score a goal from 30 meters away is a German player

The player who can score an empty goal 3 meters in front of the goal through exquisite coordination is a Portuguese player

The player who can knock over the corner flag when taking a penalty kick is a Chinese player

4. The player who can carry the ball from his own baseline to the opponent's half is a Dutch player.

The player who can bring the ball from his own baseline to the opponent's baseline is a Brazilian player

The Chinese players are the ones who can steal the ball from their own players and bring it to their own goal.

The one who can carry the ball like Henry is the Emperor

5. Players whose playing style can applaud the referee are European players

The player who can swear at the referee is a South American player

Players who can spit at referees and chase them are Chinese players

6. The player who can pedal 8 bicycles in a row and get a penalty kick is a Brazilian player.

The player who can ride three bicycles in a row and break into the penalty area to assist is a Portuguese player

The player who can pedal half a bicycle and break himself into fractures is a Chinese player

7. The player who is physically capable of running for 90 minutes without changing his face is a Korean player.

A player who can run for 90 minutes without panting is a European player

The player who can run for 90 minutes and sweat profusely is a South American player

The player who can walk for 90 minutes and collapse with cramps is a Chinese player

8. The player who can run faster than the ball is a Dutch player.

The player who can run as fast as the ball is a British player

The player who can run as fast as the referee is a Maldives player

The player who can't even outrun the referee is a Chinese player

9. Those who regard football as their life are African players.


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