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Chapter 01: Laughter is a precursor to a madness

Handsome guy has a date, don't be late, the little bird said, handsome guy, why did you get up so early today...

Singing has always been one of Xu Bing's hobbies. His music is not bad, but unfortunately he has never seriously sung any songs. What he knows is probably more than the national anthem that the teacher forced him to learn when he was studying.

It’s this kind of self-taught ditty!

Most of the songs were adapted by himself, and some were composed by his comrades in the army. These songs have a common characteristic - they are both cliché and yy.

Today is a special day, and the reason is very simple: our handsome boy Xu is going on a date.

Five years ago, Xu Bing graduated from high school. It is conceivable that with his handsome appearance and outgoing personality, it is impossible for him to not have a girlfriend.

Yes, Xu Bing had several girlfriends during his three years in high school. Most of the famous beauties in the school had affairs with him. Among them, the one Xu Bing was most obsessed with and infatuated with was Liu Lin.

When he was a sophomore in high school, he met Liu Lin, who was transferred to another class. It took him a whole year to finally win over Liu Lin, who was known as the most beautiful girl in No. 1 Middle School at the time. Xu Bing went out of his way and never continued his playboy life, focusing on

Falling in love with Liu Lin.

The two of them are in love with each other and vow to break the curse that "love in student days is the purest and most insecure".

After graduating from high school, Liu Lin was admitted to Yenching University, but Xu Bing's family experienced drastic changes. His parents and sister were separated from him forever in a ruthless fire. Later, he was taken to the country's most secret special forces -

—Dragon Guard, became the captain of the Dragon Guard's Shenlong Special Forces, but before leaving, he and Liu Lin had made an agreement to meet on the "Love Island" of No. 1 Middle School five years later.

Five years have passed quickly, and Xu Bing's character is still cheerful. Among the entire Dragon Guard Army, Xu Bing's character is unique, and he is also recognized as an alien and a monster.

But this is just an appearance. His psychology is more mature than a few years ago. In the past five years, Xu Bing has always placed Liu Lin in the most important position in his heart, so this time Xu Bing finally convinced the chief to agree to his retirement.

He wants to come back to find his Linlin, and then fulfill his sister's lifetime wish - to study at Nantian University.

It's just a personnel change. Five years have passed. Will Liu Lin really come today?

Standing at the gate of No. 1 Middle School, Xu Bing felt a little uneasy.

But soon, he convinced himself: she will definitely come!

He believes that Liu Lin will not let him down!

Walking into the campus of No. 1 Middle School, it is really different from the past. The school's buildings have changed a lot, but nothing has changed in Love Island.

Love Island is a peach orchard in No. 1 Middle School, with a trickling stream on one side and an artificial lake on the other.

Xu Bing remembered that most of his dates with Liu Lin would be here. At that time, during the evening self-study, couples could be seen everywhere in the Taoyuan, and sweet words could be heard everywhere, and here

It will also become a battleground between student lovers and the annoying "Black Charcoal King" from the Political and Education Department.

Nowadays, the peach blossoms are no longer there, but the green leaves are still there, and everything is lush and green.

Xu Bing walked to a peach tree near the artificial lake. The peach tree was as thick as a washbasin. Xu Bing still remembered that his and Liu Lin's names were once engraved on the peach tree, as well as a heart-shaped pattern next to it.

There should also be a vow of love: grow old together.

Soon, Xu Bing found the very pale and childish "witness of love", but what made him a little annoyed was that there were many names of men and women next to it.

Copycat, copycat, copycat again!

Xu Bing muttered, leaned against the peach tree and took out a cigarette, but finally did not dare to light it.

When he went out today, Xu Bing brushed his teeth for ten minutes and stuffed a handful of Yida. Now his mouth was full of refreshing breath. He couldn't bear to ruin this fresh breath. He might have to kiss soon, but he couldn't ruin it.

The atmosphere.

I looked at the time and saw there was still half an hour.

Xu Bing spends the days like years.

Memories of the past with Liu Lin came to mind, and Xu Bing's face blossomed into a smile, and he was dumbfounded, with saliva flowing down the corners of his mouth without knowing it, looking like a pig brother.

Time also passed quietly without realizing it. The sun was shining brightly, but Xu Bing was unaware of it and was still immersed in the beautiful memories.

squeak!

A silver-white Lexus convertible parked on the bank of an artificial lake not far away. A handsome man jumped out of the car and walked straight towards Xu Bing.

The handsome guy wore a floral shirt, trousers underneath, and polished leather shoes. Everything on his body was from a famous brand. He stared at Xu Bing with a half-smile, and followed behind him was a young man with a strong back and a strong waist. He had an average appearance, but he was

The face is fierce.

Xu Bing was a little unhappy at being disturbed from his sweet dream. When he looked at the handsome guy again, he immediately became even more unhappy.

When a woman meets a beautiful woman, she will feel unhappy.

When a man meets a handsome guy, he will never feel happy.

What's more, Xu Bing recognized this handsome guy.

Li Feng!

Xu Bing's former classmate in high school was also Xu Bing's former love rival. Back then, for Liu Lin, Li Feng gave Xu Bing a lot of shoes to wear. Neither of them were good friends, so the war between the two was a long-lasting one.

It's tragic enough.

To be honest, if Li Feng hadn't been sent abroad by his family to study abroad, Xu Bing was not absolutely sure whether Xu Bing and Liu Lin would have gotten along well.

Xu Bing frowned and looked at the time. Five minutes had passed since the time agreed with Liu Lin, but Liu Lin didn't come. Li Feng did.

Things seem a little bad.

However, Xu Bing ignored Li Feng and stared at him with alert eyes, but he looked contemptuous.

Staying constant will lead to ever-changing situations. This is a saying often said by army leaders. The more dire the situation, the more you must stay calm, value your opponent from your heart, and despise the enemy with your expression.

Li Feng is indeed handsome, drives such a famous car, and wears famous brands, which has an absolutely fatal temptation for ordinary women.

It's just that this guy didn't seem to have a good temper, Xu Bing could tell at a glance.

The guy opposite is probably looking for descendants of the Eight-Nation Allied Forces abroad to "avenge their country."

Damn it, kidney failure!

Li Feng was also good at punching and kicking back then, but he was far behind Xu Bing. After suffering from Xu Bing's punches and kicks, Li Feng touched his nose and stood still two meters away from Xu Bing. Hehe.

He laughed: "Waiting for Lin'er?"

Xu Bing's heart was shocked, and a bad premonition came over him, but he still remained calm.

"If you have something to say, say it, and if you have something to say, let it go."

Li Feng frowned, but soon he laughed easily: "I heard that you went to be a soldier, haha, yes, yes, you were good at boxing and kicking, so becoming a soldier was the best choice, but unfortunately,

Now Lin'er is no longer the little girl she used to be. She has no interest in brother soldiers. In her words, soldiers are mostly people with well-developed limbs and simple minds. So don't wait any longer. I'm here today.

, I just want to tell you one thing, Lin'er will not come, she is already my fiancée, and we will have a wedding soon!"

Xu Bing suddenly felt a little panicked. Could the five years of waiting be over like this?

His heart was a little angry and even more chaotic, but the expression on his face became increasingly calm. Xu Bing's expression quickly became relaxed again, and he asked with a playful smile: "Do you think I will believe what you say?"

"You don't have to believe it!"

Li Feng curled his lips and said with a proud look on his face: "Maybe you don't know that although I majored in MBA in the United States, I also majored in psychology. I know your current psychology very well. In fact, you don't think so.

You are willing, but you don’t want to lose face in front of me, so you have to bite the bullet and save face, right?"

Xu Bing's teeth clenched loudly. This bitch really guessed what he was thinking!

"Stop gnashing your teeth, you can't scare me. I know you are good at fighting. You have been in the army all these years, and you are probably better at fighting. But I have not been idle these years. If we really want to fight, you may not be able to fight."

My opponent, if you can, give me your mobile phone number. When I get back, I will ask Lin'er to call you and ask her to personally invite you to our wedding, but I don't think you will come.

Yes, you can’t stand the excitement!”

Li Feng continued to stimulate Xu Bing.

Xu Bing smiled, with a particularly evil smile, and said with a smile: "Go on, I'm afraid you won't have the chance to say these things in front of me in the future!"

"Are you being told the central thing by me?" Li Feng laughed loudly: "I understand and sympathize with your mood, but the more relaxed you appear, the happier I am, because it shows that you are pretending to smile, and in your heart

It’s sad, right!?”

"Are you done?" Xu Bing was still laughing.

"I just want to hit you hard. What's so great about a poor soldier? He doesn't even have a house. Have you seen my car? It's worth more than one million. What about you? Also, see what I'm wearing

Clothes? Your clothes are probably not worth as much as a pair of my underwear?"

The more Li Feng spoke, the more proud he became. His expression became ferocious, and he no longer had the calmness before: "Xu, these days, everything must be done with strength. Do you know what strength is? Knowledge is power, and wealth determines status. Unfortunately, all of this

You don’t even have it. I just want to attack you. What can you do to me? How can you bite my bird off?”

"Okay!" Xu Bing roared violently, but then he laughed happily and approached Li Feng step by step: "My surname is Li, I was originally prepared to listen to you slowly, but you insist on challenging me.

Patience, so I’m sorry, I don’t want to listen to your noise anymore, didn’t you say that I am a rough person? Okay, then I will show you my roughness!”

"Humph, fight with me?! Do you think it was still five years ago?! Go to hell!" Seeing Xu Bing advancing step by step, Li Feng sneered and kicked Xu Bing.

His movements are like the wind and his energy is overflowing. He has really practiced hard.

To strike first is to gain strength, but to strike later is to be defeated.

Moreover, Li Feng seemed to have discussed it with the bodyguard behind him in advance. As soon as he made a move, the bodyguard behind him immediately punched Xu Bing.

The smile in Xu Bing's eyes grew stronger, he took the lead, grabbed Li Feng's right leg like lightning, and thrust his foot towards Li Feng's left leg.

There was a bang, and before Li Feng could react, he was knocked down by Xu Bing.

Splitting is so difficult, my crotch hurts so much!

With a groan of pain, Li Feng cried out.

And Xu Bing's body was short, just in time to avoid the bodyguard's fist. His body turned sideways again and hit the bodyguard's ribs with an elbow. There was a click. Several of the bodyguard's ribs were probably broken, and he let out a cry.

, was put down to the ground by Xu Bing.

Xu Bing jumped up in the air, pressed his knee heavily on the bodyguard's chest, and then a series of fists fell.

The bodyguard was a master, but he never expected that Xu Bing would move so fast and strike so hard. The battle was over before he could use his strength.

Lying on the ground like a dead dog, the bodyguard looked aggrieved and stared at Xu Bing pitifully, with a look in his eyes that was both pitiful and indignant.

How can it be so fast? How can it be so fast?

Li Feng, who was on the side, had come to his senses at this time. His crotch was still hurting from the previous cheating, but the current situation was urgent and he knew Xu Bing's style too well. It was obviously not the best idea to threaten Xu Bing at this time.

What is the best policy? Thirty-six strategies are the best policy!

Li Feng, who was familiar with Sun Tzu's Art of War, immediately endured the pain and turned around to run. Unfortunately, he had just run a few steps when he felt a strong wind coming from behind him. He couldn't think too much, so he immediately turned around and punched him.

Unfortunately, his fist failed again, and there was no shadow of Xu Bing in front of him.

Knowing that something was wrong, Li Feng turned around and felt a fist in front of him infinitely enlarged. With a bang, Li Feng leaned over and fell down. His mouth and nose were bleeding. His handsome face was quickly dyed red. There were all kinds of sweet, sour, bitter, spicy, and astringent flavors in his nose.

One of the front teeth disobediently slipped from the corner of the mouth.

Withdrawing his fist and wiping off the blood on his fist, Xu Bing stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, the evil smile on his face became even brighter.

"Now, I have to tell you two things. First, the reason why I laugh is not to hide my inner panic. It is a precursor to my anger. Second, I will not bite your bird off, but I can twist it.

Get off your little a**!”

Taking out a cigarette, he had no worries this time. Since Liu Lin had not been seen for so long, it was estimated that things were exactly as Li Feng said. He lit the cigarette, Xu Bing blew out a string of beautiful smoke rings, and then said seriously

asked Li Feng a question.

"Believe it or not, I really unscrewed your pussy?"

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