"Okay, Mom, stop nagging me. My cousin won't bully me. Besides, I'm willing to be bullied by him!"
Liu Yue proudly gave a speech of thanks for the dinner in the end, which made Xu Bing's face feel hot. Why did these words sound so disgusting? And he didn't understand where Liu Yue's proud expression came from!
After the dinner, Liu Yue took the initiative to wash the dishes. Feng Xiaolan usually has a good drinking capacity, but tonight she may have overdosed when she was happy. She pulled Xu Bing and started chattering again, feeling good about herself and summarizing the so-called life experiences she had summarized for decades.
The arrogant professor told Xu Bing that as long as Xu Bing remembered her words, he would be spared at least five years of hard work.
She was quite modest and did not brag about ten years less hard work, but even so, Liu Yue, who was sitting next to her after cleaning the kitchen, already wanted to cry. Having such a mother was really a torture for her, and she
If Mom drinks, it will be a kind of torture for her - Liu Yue will have to listen to her for as long as she talks. If she dares to leave midway, it means disrespecting her elders. This is Feng Xiaolan's simple idea of respecting the old and loving the young.
When Xu Bing was in junior high school, he was deceived into a pyramid scheme. He was tortured for a month. He was let back because he really had no money. This was considered an anomaly. From then on, he hated pyramid schemes, but he was not familiar with the inside of pyramid schemes.
I really admire the skill of preaching and brainwashing.
But now he found that compared with his aunt, the director managers and senior lecturers in those MLM dens could only be his aunt's disciples and grandchildren, and they were really insignificant.
Xu Feng suddenly thought, it would be great if someone deceived his aunt into a pyramid scheme. This would have at least three benefits.
First, it can quiet the ears of your family, which is good for your family’s ear health.
Second, depending on his eloquence and patience, all the people in the MLM den may be saved, which will be beneficial to the majority of people who have been deceived.
Third, if she is convinced, then she is definitely the best manager and the best lecturer in the MLM organization. Anyone who enters will definitely be convinced by her, even if they are not convinced - there are a few people
Can she stand his patient preaching? Of course she will have a lot of money by then, which will be beneficial to herself!
These three benefits are truly beneficial to the country and the people.
But what Xu Bing wants to do most now is to take the packaging box of the Jin wine to show to his aunt, because there is a line printed on the packaging box: Although the Jin wine is good, don’t be greedy!
Fortunately, two hours later, Feng Xiaolan's drunkenness may have passed, and she suddenly slapped her thigh: "Ah, I have to go to bed!" Overflowing with emotion, she twisted her waist very charmingly and entered the bedroom.
Feng Xiaolan, who is over forty years old, still retains her charm. With her figure and appearance, if she really dresses up, she will definitely look better than the young woman Juan whom she met at the nightclub last time.
Xu Bing was smart enough and immediately knew why his aunt was blushing...
But Xu Bing wants to laugh out loud now!
Seeing that it was almost twelve o'clock in the evening, Xu Bing was getting ready to go to bed.
Liu Yue suddenly slapped his thigh. This action was exactly the same as Feng Xiaolan's: "Ah, I forgot, the TV said there will be a meteor shower tonight. Cousin, can you accompany me upstairs to watch the meteor shower?"
"Not good!" Xu Bing yawned.
It’s not that he is really sleepy, he just doesn’t have the romantic feelings of a little girl.
Liu Yue said nothing, pitifully holding Xu Bing's arm and shaking it!
"Okay!" Xu Bing said, "You have also done a lot of ideological work for them in the past few days. This is considered a thank you."
"It doesn't count." Liu Yue pouted.
Xu Bing raised his hands and surrendered! If he didn't surrender, he would be shaken to the point of being shaken by Liu Yue. I have to say that girls like Liu Yue are very coquettish when they act coquettishly, and they are too lethal to men, and like Xu Bing
It’s really not easy for Bing to be shaken and coquettishly like this by her and still be able to speak normally!
The two climbed the stairs to the rooftop. As expected, the sky was filled with stars. Unfortunately, none of the stars were streaming or showing signs of falling. Therefore, although there were many stars in the sky, Xu Bing was certain that it was definitely not a meteor shower.
Xu Bing had never seen a meteor shower, but the name implies that meteor shower is also rain. If it does not fall from the sky, it is not called rain, it is cloud.
This has been discussed in physics books before.
"How can there be a meteor shower?" Xu Bing said, he felt that he was really smart.
"It's said on TV that there are some." Liu Yue pulled Xu Bing to sit down.
"Which station said it?"
"I, I forgot." Liu Yue blushed and leaned her head on Xu Bing's thigh, with a look of enjoyment on her face.
She forgot that the purpose of her trip was to watch the meteor shower. She was now looking at the scenery downstairs. Of course, she herself might have become the scenery in the eyes of someone upstairs.
Xu Bing was speechless, thinking that he had been deceived by the little girl this time.
After half an hour, Xu Bing felt really sleepy. He stretched himself and said, "You're back?"
"Wait a little longer." Liu Yue murmured.
Is this girl going to fall asleep?
Xu Bing couldn't laugh or cry. The pain in his thighs was from being squeezed. The pain in his legs was from being restrained. The pain in his balls was from holding back his urine.
That night, Xu Bing waited until two o'clock in the middle of the night and did not see the meteor shower. In the end, he had to carry Liu Yue, who was sleepy, back home to sleep.
Liu Yue's breasts were really big and firm, which made Xu Bing completely sleepy.
Xu Bing sighed in his heart: The girl has grown up!
Xu Bing sighed again in his heart: Absolutely thirty-six d!
Liu Yue clung to Xu Bing's body like a four-clawed frog. Xu Bing seemed to have discovered a new world. It turned out that in addition to the two big bags on the top, his cousin actually had a small bag underneath.
After sending Liu Yue back to her room to lie down, Xu Bing went back to his own room, but couldn't fall asleep for a long time while lying on the bed - he felt uncomfortable down there.
Opening it for air circulation still doesn't have much effect.
Then Xu Bing began to reflect on himself. He suspected that he was born to be a gangster, because he found that he actually wanted to take advantage of his cousin.
The changes in his mentality in the past two days were as fast as the rise of Pudong New Area in the last century. He was holding a flood of longing in his heart, and Liu Lin was the flood gate. Now that the flood gate is gone, the longing in his heart has disappeared.
It flooded like a flood.
Women are indeed a disaster. Xu Bing is always unable to sleep because of Liu Yue's torment. Now he hates the fire a few years ago. If it hadn't been for that fire, his massive island country kung fu movies would not have been burned down. So now
You can take it out to put out the fire.
He decided to buy a computer when he got to school in a few days. It was no different now than in previous years. He heard that there were a full range of short movies on the Internet, and there were many fresh and exciting plots. At the most, he could pay some membership fees and study hard in the dormitory for a while. Dream
.
But early the next morning, Xu Bing got up early. This habit of getting up early was developed in the army. His biological clock was much more accurate than the rooster that crows in the morning. Even if he stayed up late the night before, it would still be at six o'clock in the morning.
Will wake up on time and can't fall asleep even if I want to.
The early bird catches the worm - Xu Bing believes in this truth.
With his feet hanging on the bed and his index and middle fingers on the floor, Xu Bing began the most routine training...
After doing a thousand push-ups, Xu Bing fell off the bed again, sweating profusely.
He was going to take a shower, but before going out, he didn't forget to put on his underwear.
He was depressed last night and took a break all night.
The bathroom door was ajar. Xu Bing learned a lesson this time and called his cousin at the door. No one answered inside. He was worried and called twice more. Liu Yue agreed from inside.
Xu Bing wiped his sweat, and a few minutes later, Liu Yue came out of the bathroom, with a blushing face, and ran past Xu Bing in a panic. It seemed that he should have finished taking a bath long ago.
Xu Bing laughed heartily and thought to himself: My cousin couldn't have done it on purpose - OK, I admit it, I'm too sexy!
Entering the bathroom, Xu Bing looked around instinctively, and then he saw some very cute underwear placed on the washing machine on one side. He swallowed his saliva, Xu Bing couldn't help it, and held it in his hand to observe it for a while.
Just let it go.
Liu Shukai and his wife had already gone to work. During breakfast, Liu Yue still looked shy, looking a little guilty.
Fortunately, Xu Bing really didn't care this time. He had been busy drinking last night, and now he was really hungry. He wolfed down his food for a while. When he looked up, Liu Yuezheng was looking at him quietly and intently, with a look of obsession on his face. Xu Bing felt a little embarrassed.
, but he was so thick-skinned, he still said in a non-serious manner, asking: "My cousin is very handsome, isn't he?"
Liu Yue didn't realize that he had fallen into Xu Bing's trap, so he nodded subconsciously and said yes.
Xu Bing laughed loudly, and Liu Yue put away the dishes with a blushing face.
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"Cousin, I will accompany you to buy clothes!" Liu Yue raised the wallet in her hand. In fact, her wallet was very deflated.
"Why?" Xu Bing was watching TV.
"You're going to school tomorrow. You have to buy two sets of clothes. Mom told me this, and she even gave me the money!" Liu Yue blinked and sat next to Xu Bing.
Oh, it’s time to go to school. People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. It seems like it’s time to buy an outfit.
"How much did I give you?" Xu Bing asked.
"five hundred."
Xu Bing sighed and said: "Forget it, use my money!"
What kind of clothes can I buy with five hundred yuan? I guess one piece is enough. Can I pick up girls with the outfit I bought for five hundred yuan?
Maybe - like my cousin!
"You should keep that money to do business in the future." Liu Yue whispered: "I still have five hundred yuan of personal money, and I also bring it with me."
Xu Bing was a little moved, touched Liu Yue's head, and said with a smile: "Do you know what the most common words my brothers say?"
Liu Yue shook her head, looking confused.
"Money is like dung, but kindness is worth a thousand pieces of gold!" Xu Bing waved his hand: "You can still make money after using it. It just so happens that I can help you buy some clothes! Let's go!"
Liu Yue stood up after Xu Bing, with a look of joy on his face.
Xu Bing looked at Liu Yue from top to bottom with a strange look in his eyes. He messed up Liu Yue's short hair and said with a smile, "You're not going to go shopping with me in this outfit?"
With a sound of ah, Liu Yue realized that she was only wearing a bat shirt today, with a short skirt and stockings underneath, and her face turned red with embarrassment.
"Wait while I change my clothes."
Running to the door of his room, Liu Yue turned his head again and acted coquettishly towards Xu Bing: "Cousin, I am not a child anymore, please don't touch my head again!"
Ah, isn't he a child?
It doesn't seem to be the case anymore.
Xu Bing remembered the scene he bumped into in the bathroom last time...
Licking his lips, Xu Bing squinted and said to himself: It seems really big!
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