In dormitory 288, three heads were gathered in front of the computer watching Kung Fu movies from the island nation, when the door was suddenly kicked open.
"Police officers, raise your hands!"
Xu Bing roared, his smile was extremely lewd.
Xu Bing has been living at Tang Yanxue's house recently, and usually does not appear in the dormitory except for classes. Now his sudden appearance really surprised the three brothers.
Unfortunately, it was just an accident and was completely indifferent to his threats.
These days, all men love to watch this kind of movie. Anyone who is secretive is a fool.
Besides, this is a boys' dormitory, belonging to the rear area. Who is afraid of who to watch pornographic films?
He just turned around and glanced at Xu Bing, but the three roommates didn't even bother to touch him.
"Hey, I, Hu Hansan, am back again, at least I have some reaction, okay?" Xu Bing shouted somewhat depressed.
Zhang Lan said without looking back: "I, Zhang Lan, have always turned a blind eye to people who have different ideas. Besides, didn't we react? We even turned around and glanced at you."
Xu Bing was depressed.
Is this also called a reaction?
Well, knowing that he was now the number one public enemy in this dormitory, Xu Bing took the initiative to go over to let out the smoke, then closed the door and enjoyed the movie with the three of them.
The plot of the small movie is relatively simple, the content is relatively simple, the moves are relatively simple, but the time is relatively long. This time, I actually watched it for more than half an hour. In fact, there are only a few moves back and forth, but you have to say,
This man is really mean, and just these few simple actions make them unable to stop, and they can't even move their eyes.
Turning off the computer, the three brothers sighed.
Zhang Lan was the first to sigh: "It seems like I have to get a girlfriend sometime."
Yang Wei sighed for the second time: "I miss the old days so much!"
Liu Fei sighed last: "It turns out that women are not so annoying! When I have money, I will call the chickens!"
Phew, the three brothers next to him laughed together, and then looked at Liu Fei with contempt.
I don't know if he stayed with Zhang Lan for too long, but Liu Fei is now a little squirming, making orchid finger gestures, and shyly said: "Don't you want to find a chicken?"
The three of them ignored him.
Xu Bing said to Zhang Land: "It seems that I was right not to come back to sleep. If I stay with you for a long time, I will be easily led astray by you. You see, Liu Fei is such a pure brother, and now he has begun to imitate sissy behavior with you!"
This time it was Liu Fei and Zhang Lan who glared at Xu Bing together.
Xu Bing quickly surrendered and said with a smile: "Let's go, it's time for lunch, I'll treat you to a drink today!"
"No!" Zhang Lan was the first to refuse.
"Why don't you go?" Xu Bing was stunned.
It's really weird. Zhang Lan didn't run faster than anyone else when she heard someone drinking before. What happened today?
Could it be that I really let him down that much?
Seeing Xu Bing frowning, Zhang Lan curled her lips and said, "You are unjust and will not go if you don't want to go!"
"Okay, forget it if you don't want to go. Yang Wei, Liu Fei, are you going?" Xu Bing asked.
Yang Wei smiled and said: "If you have wine to drink, of course you have to go."
Liu Fei also said: "Boss is treating me to a drink, I will definitely go."
Xu Bing chuckled and said: "Good brother, let's go!"
"Hey, you two heartless guys, you agreed to speak out unanimously, how could you be so bottomless? I've seen through you, and I'm very disappointed in you. Hey, wait for me!"
Zhang Lan chased after him.
After leaving the dormitory, Xu Bing smiled and scolded Zhang Lan: "Why are you going again? Aren't you going?"
"If you don't eat, you won't eat for free. Hum, even after I drank, I still have a problem with you." Zhang Lan turned her head to the side.
A group of brothers left the school quarrelsomely. Xu Bing took the three brothers to a small restaurant across the road. He had been to this restaurant before. Although the store was not big, the food here was delicious. More importantly,
Yes, the consumption is not high.
Although Xu Bing is not considered a pauper now, he is definitely not rich either. He wants to go to a high-end restaurant. Freeloaders are allowed, but paying for it is not.
Because we had missed the peak meal time while watching a movie in the dormitory, the small restaurant was no longer as crowded as before, and the four of them even found a private room.
The window is right outside the window. Sitting here while drinking, you can watch the girls coming and going in and out of the school. It's really wonderful.
The only fly in the ointment is that it's winter now, and the girls' outfits are no longer as revealing as they are in summer.
After cooking six or seven dishes, Xu Bing ordered two beers, saying that he would not go home until he was drunk. Zhang Lan quickly said: "What kind of beer are you drinking? Let's get a bottle of white first."
Xu Bing didn't care. If he really wanted to have a drinking contest with Zhang Lan, he wouldn't necessarily be inferior. But Liu Fei was so frightened that his face turned pale and he stopped him repeatedly.
In the end, the two had a dispute and finally reached an agreement. Xu Bing, Zhang Lan and Yang Wei each had two bottles of strong wine, while Liu Fei only drank one bottle and then drank beer after finishing the drink.
The food and drinks arrived quickly. Xu Bing was the first to raise his glass and said with a smile, "Here, I'll toast you."
"There has to be an explanation for this wine." Zhang Lan stopped cooperating. It seemed that he really had some objections to Xu Bing.
Xu Bing said sternly: "It is my blessing, Xu Bing, to be able to get to know you all and be treated as brothers by you. During this period, I have been with you more often than not, but in my heart, you are all mine."
Brothers, if anything happens, I, Xu Bing, will never frown, just because we are brothers, come and have a drink!"
"That's quite pleasant." Zhang Lan chuckled, and the four of them drank the wine in one gulp.
Liu Fei touched his throat and exclaimed how spicy it was, and everyone chatted while eating the food.
"By the way, Yang Wei, how are things going between you and Hu Tingting going recently?" Xu Bing asked casually.
Yang Wei's face looked a little gloomy, and the smile froze on his face. He lowered his head and said, "There is still no progress, but I heard that she suddenly went home yesterday."
"Going home?" Xu Bing was stunned: "Why? It's not a holiday now."
"I don't know either." Yang Wei smiled bitterly.
Zhang Lan grinned and said, "Isn't he going home for a blind date?"
Xu Bing glared at Zhang Lan and cursed: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute."
Yang Wei was in a bad mood at this time, and Zhang Lan was adding fuel to the fire.
"I'm joking, Yang Wei, don't be downcast. You have to learn from me in this aspect. You said, I used to like Liu Yue, but Xu Bing stole it from me. I like Teacher Tang. He
I was robbed again, but I’m not discouraged. It’s hard to find a three-legged toad, but it’s still hard to find a two-legged woman? If it really doesn’t work, then forget it. Don’t force others, and don’t make it difficult for yourself. There is nothing in the world.
Fangcao, why do you have to look for it in Nanda? If it doesn’t work, just go find your old sweetheart. If that doesn’t work, then I’ll go back to the Northeast and bring you two beautiful girls. Talking about our Northeastern girls, tsk tsk, that’s
She has a first-rate figure, tall, big breasts, and a perky butt——"
"Thank you, brother, you won't understand the relationship thing." Yang Wei couldn't help but interrupt Zhang Lan who was talking endlessly.
Zhang Lan looked unconvinced: "What? You say I don't understand? I dare you to treat me as a layman. After all, I have been in love, okay? You can't look down on others like this!"
"Stop, stop, come on, come on, drink!" Xu Bing quickly came out to persuade.
Everyone continued to drink.
After a while, Zhang Lan suddenly asked Xu Bing with a smile: "Boss, tell us, how is Teacher Tang?"
Xu Bing was ashamed and said: "What do you mean?"
"Tch, pretend, you're still pretending, don't you understand what I mean? Hehe!" Zhang Lan licked her lips, but suddenly sighed again and said: "I really don't understand, what do you want to do to play brother and sister?
Love is still love between brother and sister, but if I were you, I might try to be in two different situations, forget it, this is your private matter, so don’t ask!"
Xu Bing couldn't laugh or cry: "I have nothing to do with Teacher Tang. She is my sister. We share the same fate -" Feng, we still grow old together, and we still have sex -"
"Go to hell!"
Xu Bing had to interrupt Zhang Lan. He didn't realize that Zhang Lan had such a vast vocabulary.
Xu Bing felt a little guilty when he heard these words. He has nothing to do with Tang Yanxue now, but he may have a relationship with her later. Yes, he has enough confidence in himself and believes that one day he will make Tang Yanxue obediently submit.
"Hahaha, come on, I won't tease you anymore, come on, have a drink!" Zhang Lan raised his glass and said to Xu Bing: "Boss, let's have a drink together!"
"I want an explanation!" Xu Bing rolled his eyes at Zhang Lan and refused to take the cup.
Zhang Lan put away her smile and said seriously: "Don't look at my usual frivolous words. I'm joking with you. I, a brother, will not interfere in your private affairs. This is yours. I only say
One thing, I, Zhang Lan, recognize you, you are my big brother, now and in the future, we will always be brothers!"
"Okay, this sounds pretty good to me. Come on, let's do it!"
The two drank it all in one gulp.
The atmosphere became much more lively.
The progress of drinking is also much faster.
Soon, the strong wine was finished, and everyone continued to drink beer. But just after drinking two bottles, Zhang Lan suddenly stood up, looked out the window with a sharp look, and said: "You continue to drink, I will go out for a while."
, be right back!”
Xu Bing and the other three looked out the window blankly. At this time, Zhang Lan had already walked to the side of the road. There, a black Mercedes-Benz RV was parked on the side of the road. A man in his fifties stood in front of the car door.
When Zhang Lan arrived, he immediately bowed and said something anxiously.
Xu Bing and the other three were shocked. It was only now that they discovered that Zhang Lan's family background was not as ordinary as he usually said. Thinking about Zhang Lan's usual dress and behavior, they suddenly felt that Zhang Lan was too low-key, too low-key, too low-key.
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Zhang Lan came in quickly, her face became a little gloomy, and she said to the three roommates: "Brothers, something happened at home, and I have to go back to deal with it now. I will ask the counselor for leave later."
You guys."
"What happened?" Xu Bing frowned and said, "Let's see if we can help."
"That is, everyone has said that we share the blessings and the hardships. Say it and let us share it for you. Even if we can't share it, we can still give you suggestions." Yang Wei also said.
Liu Fei nodded accordingly.
Zhang Lan's expression softened a lot, she took a breath and said, "I don't know yet. I'll know when I get back. I'll leave first."
After saying that, Zhang Lan turned and left.
The three brothers' hearts sank. They always felt that something big must have happened to Zhang Lan's family.dd