University is really different from middle school!
When he was in middle school, Xu Bing's grades were worse than Han Han's. Han Han at least had a green light in Chinese, while he had a red light in all subjects, but he had a good face, which was the most important asset if he wanted to pick up girls at that time.
It's not about being rich, it's about being handsome, so he was very proud of his love life at that time. He could get nine out of ten girls he wanted to pick up, so he had no disadvantages!
Therefore, Xu Bing's appearance has always been his pride. As for Liu Lin, it was an accident, but even Liu Lin was won by him in the end.
But now that he has entered college, Xu Bing is still a handsome guy, but Hu Tingting, whom he just met, doesn't seem to be interested in him at all, and Zeng Jing makes him even more frustrated. It seems that this female gangster only sees her for her own good.
Li Amei's enthusiasm faded quickly, which made Xu Bing sigh. It turns out that college students are really different from high school students. If you want to pick up girls, you can't just rely on this face, so he secretly made up his mind to make time.
Practice these three tips for picking up girls: "Be bold, be careful, be bold and be thick-skinned".
Xiang had just left, and their school basketball team had a party at night. Zeng Jing took Hu Tingting and Li Amei back to the girls' dormitory, and Liu Yue took Xu Bing to get the quilt and went back to the boys' dormitory.
Xu Bing was assigned to dormitory 288, which made Xu Bing very upset. In his opinion, the number 288 is really unlucky. Although there are two eights, what is 288 equal to 250 plus 38...
The door to the dormitory was ajar, and there was a short boy sitting in front of the window. His blond hair was absolutely natural, and the total value of the sweatshirt on his body was estimated to be no more than fifty yuan. He looked like a child from a poor family.
"Oh, good morning, brother!" Seeing that the three beds were empty, Xu Bing put the quilt in his hand on the bed by the window, and then greeted the boy.
The boy said oh, but did not turn around. Xu Bing frowned and leaned over to take a look. The little boy was staring at the computer screen with a serious face at this time. Although the clothes on his body were not good, the computer was good.
Brand new Apple, look at the computer screen again, full of red and green numbers - this guy is actually playing stocks.
Xu Bing handed the boy a cigarette and introduced himself: "Hello, my name is Xu Bing. Nice to meet you."
"My name is Liu Fei."
The boy said "Oh" and glanced at Xu Bing. He didn't answer the cigarette and continued to stare at the screen with concentration on his face.
This Liu Fei's face is really quite unique. He is wearing a pair of inferior glasses, and his eyes have sunken deeply. Judging from the thickness of the lenses, his myopia is definitely more than 800 degrees. What makes Xu Bing even more embarrassed is that this Liu Fei is
The freckles on my face look like...
Xu Bing lit a cigarette by himself, while Liu Yue on the side helped him make the bed and shouted: "Cousin, I'll go over and help you move the boxes!"
When Liu Fei heard the sound, he subconsciously turned his head and glanced at Liu Yue. Xu Bing noticed Liu Fei's eyes, but what surprised him was that there was no trace of fascination in Liu Fei's eyes, as if he was not standing in front of him.
Not a beauty.
After a quick glance, Liu Fei turned his head and continued staring at the computer.
Stock fans!
Xu Bing didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It seemed that his roommate was a bit different.
He and Liu Yue went to the girls' dormitory again. Xu Bing didn't let Liu Yue follow him anymore. He carried the suitcase back to the dormitory. After a while, another boy came to the dormitory.
Xu Bing observed carefully and felt ashamed again. This boy was average-looking and could be called low-key, but his clothes were too low-key. Everything on his body was of famous brands, and his watch was Vacheron Constantin. His mobile phone was playing the latest Apple model.
…
The boy was lying on the bed making a sex call, smiling obscenely and speaking even more vulgarly. He hurriedly greeted Xu Bing, and the boy continued to make phone calls.
Only then did Xu Bing find out that the boy's name was Yang Wei, who had the same name as a certain sports athlete.
Seeing that it was still early, Xu Bing was also lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone. He hadn't turned it on for several days. His mobile phone was an antique. He bought it when he was in high school and he never wanted to throw it away.
As soon as I turned on my phone, I received a series of text messages, most of which were from Long Bing. The first text contained two words: Okay?
It became more concise in the next ten days, with a series of ellipses, as if there were thousands of words to say and I didn’t know where to start. Xu Bing couldn’t help but smile, and sighed in his heart: It’s really better to have nothing to say at this time, and it’s also
Only Long Bing has this realm!
The atmosphere in the dormitory was very strange. Yang Wei's erotic calls continued, and his language was still very sexual. Liu Fei, who was sitting in front of the computer, was still staring at the screen so intently, completely ignoring everything around him, while Xu Bing had a look on his face.
The lewd smile was making dirty jokes with a few comrades there...
"Squeak!"
The door was quietly pushed open, and a fair face appeared in front of Xu Bing, which startled him immediately.
Then, the door was pushed open completely, and a boy with a particularly burly figure walked in. The boy's skin was as fair and tender as a girl's. He was wearing a floral shirt and shorts, and his hair was very long, as if he hadn't had a haircut in half a year.
, but the hair was black and shiny, and it was washed very clean.
"Hello, fellow students!"
The boy looked very shy and introduced himself coyly: "My name is Zhang Lan, and I am your brother!"
puff!
Xu Bing couldn't help but burst into laughter.
This orchid reminds Xu Bing of Zeng Jing, whom he just met. They are both very different.
Zeng Jing is born as a girl but is infinitely close to the male sex, while Zhang Lan is obviously born as a boy, but she gives people a feminine feeling that only girls can have.
NTU is really full of talents!
But then, Xu Bing was shocked again. Zhang Lan saw that no one except Xu Bing paid attention to him. Maybe he felt that he couldn't save his face, so he snorted coldly and pulled the suitcase to the last empty bed.
As soon as he let it go, he started to complain: "Nainai's nai, you losers, how dare you ignore me, humph, don't call me that when we fight in the future!"
Xu Bing was a little confused. He couldn't understand what he said. Could it be that Zhang Lan was still a fighting king? But judging from his appearance - no, judging from his white and tender skin, it didn't look like it at all!
However, Xu Bing began to suspect that Zhang Lan's previous display of tenderness was probably all an illusion. Maybe his skin looked like a girl's, but in his heart he was a very pure and pure man.
Yang Wei also finished the phone call, took the initiative to run over and smoke a cigarette, and then helped Zhang Lan make the bed with Xu Bing. Zhang Lan was also familiar with them, and soon they were chatting happily and getting along well with each other.
After the bed was made, Zhang Lan took out a cigarette from the box and said with a smile: "Here, one pack for each person."
"I don't smoke." Liu Fei waved his hand and gave Zhang Lan a rare smile, showing his well-proportioned teeth.
Xu Bing and Yang Wei were both polite. They took the cigarette and took a look. At first they thought it was Soft China, and almost looked at Zhang Lan with admiration. But after looking closer, they realized it was Soft China's Great Hall of the People. The cigarette only cost 30 yuan a piece.
Bao, both of them are old smokers, so they recognized each other and immediately laughed.
Yang Wei took out a pack of newly produced Tianzi from the bedside. These cigarettes cost 100 yuan a pack. They are probably the most expensive cigarettes that can be bought on the market now. Xu Bing also took out his Soft China, and the three of them smoked together.
, Zhang Lan had a look of contempt on his face: "Tch, I can't see that you are all rich people, but I, Zhang Lan, put it aside. We are all destined to live together, that is, we are brothers. No matter whether we are rich or not, we will be together in the future.
Everyone must be unanimous in speaking to the outside world. Zhang Lan has no other ability except that he dares to fight and kill. When he was in high school..."
Xu Bing and Yang Wei swallowed their saliva...
Perhaps he was shocked by Zhang Lan's words, and Liu Fei, a big fan, had to turn around and sit with everyone to chat. He didn't smoke, but he just picked up a teacup and drank a few sips of boiled water from time to time.
Because of Zhang Lan's presence in dormitory 288, they quickly became involved, striking while the iron was hot, sorting them by age like the heroes of Liangshan. Xu Bing was naturally the eldest, followed by Zhang Lan as the second oldest, and Liu Fei, although small,
He is eighteen years old this year, just half a month older than Yang Wei, so he becomes the third youngest, and Yang Wei, who looks the richest in clothes, becomes the youngest. Fortunately, Yang Wei does not have the bad habits that rich boys often have, and is very friendly.
He obediently called Liu Fei third brother, which made Liu Fei blush and feel very embarrassed.
After we lined up the young and old, everyone seemed more affectionate. While puffing away their words, they each talked about the bad things they had done in junior high and high school. Xu Bing didn't hide anything from everyone, and talked about some things about the army, which all the brothers loved to hear.
Well, when I asked Xu Bing what kind of soldier he was before, Xu Bing deceived him and said: Artillery, specializing in artillery!
Then the brothers burst out laughing.
"Brothers, I forgot that I have a surprise for you this time!"
Zhang Lan suddenly slapped his thigh, opened his suitcase, and screamed excitedly.
"Second brother - well, I'm talking about Zhang Lan, what's the surprise? Don't take the thousand-year-old ginseng king from Changbai Mountain. There is no place to stew it here! We don't need to make up for it!" Xu Bing joked with a smile.
Zhang Lan took out a worn-out laptop from the box, put it on the table and connected the network cable while turning it on and laughed: "What's so rare about the Millennium Ginseng King? I have something better here!"
"Could it be Sora Aoi?" Xu Bing said with a smile.
Zhang Lan was stunned and laughed: "It seems that everyone is of the same mind, but there is not only Sora Aoi, but also Ran Muto, and..."
Zhang Lan very professionally reported a long list of bed kung fu stars from the island country. Xu Bing and Yang Wei were almost drooling after hearing this. Even Liu Fei on the side had his eyes gleaming. It seemed that the person living in dormitory 288 was not a human being, but someone.
Animals, they all love this one!
"I have several good websites here, and I still have a few good movies that I haven't downloaded at home a few days ago. How about downloading them first?" Zhang Lan asked.
Xu Bing pushed him away and said with a smile: "No hurry, no hurry, let's watch an old movie first. I am very nostalgic. Hey, where is the movie? No!"
He opened four cdef disks in succession, clicked on all the folders and looked through them. He couldn't find a single movie, and Xu Bing became a little anxious.
Zhang Lan burst into laughter, extended her orchid finger and pushed Xu Bing aside charmingly. His actions and sounds made the three roommates' hairs stand on end.
Sitting in front of the computer, Zhang Lan operated his computer very skillfully. First, he set the folder to display all, and then opened the def three drive letters. Suddenly, a large area of gray folders appeared. Obviously, these massive
The folders below are all the content that men love to read. Just seeing the names of these folders, the brothers couldn't help laughing. fu No. 3 File, One Hundred Thousand Whys, Dream of Red Mansions, College Entrance Examination Review Guide,
Civil service examination guide, English level 8 training syllabus, psychology textbooks... If I didn't know, I thought this guy was busy taking exams for various certificates.
Soon, the three roommates gathered together and stared at the screen with excitement. For Zhang Lan, who always demands that he keep pace with the times, these thousands of short movies are very outdated, but for Xu
As for the three soldiers, they still watched it with gusto. The three of them had very sacred expressions on their faces, but their mouths were drooling unknowingly.
Zhang Lan stood aside, frequently interjecting introductions, not to mention his pride, but within five minutes, Xu Bing directly pushed Zhang Lan aside, and then told him very seriously: "I am now
Boss in the dormitory, you are only the second child, you have to listen to me, if you want to watch, just watch, if you don’t want to watch, just sit aside, be calm, and don’t disturb our study!"
"But this computer is mine, you can't do this to me, you are ungrateful!" Zhang Lan extended her orchid finger again, complaining aggrievedly and resentfully.
Xu Bing said without looking back: "You are so wordy, if you keep being wordy, you will never want to use this computer again. I declare that starting from today, this computer will be us 288
It’s public property in the dormitory!”
"I don't agree!" Zhang Lan raised her hands in protest.
"The protest is invalid, we support the wise decision of the boss!" Yang Wei laughed strangely, his eyes never leaving the screen.
"Ah, Sister Lan is still as charming as ever!"
"Ah, Sister Cang is no worse than before!"
"..."
Zhang Lan muttered for a while, but had no choice but to move a chair and sit behind everyone.
Time passed by, and everyone devoted themselves selflessly to "learning". They only had movies in their eyes, and only Sister Lan in their hearts... They put aside everything around them...
"ah!"
Suddenly, a scream sounded, causing several people's eardrums to hurt.dd