Once it comes, make peace with it. Xu Bing and Tang Yanxue soon calmed down.
Guo Xinxiong was so hospitable that when he arrived at the door of his house, he had to go in and sit down, otherwise it would be a lack of etiquette. So when they entered the room and waited for the big iron door behind them to be pulled down with a bang, they felt particularly calm.
"Oh, by the way, I said I would treat you to dinner." Guo Xinxiong suddenly slapped his head and shouted: "But there is no other way. There is no restaurant nearby. I think I can only cook today. Come on.
Come, you guys sit down first."
This warehouse is very large. On the left side of the warehouse, there is a room of 300 square meters separated. The situation inside cannot be seen from the outside. The small door is locked tightly, but outside the small door, Guo Xinxiong
The five characters "Dream Laboratory" were scrawled in chalk.
The calligraphy is very ugly, but it looks like it was written stroke by stroke. It’s just that Guo Xinxiong’s chalk calligraphy skills are probably too poor, which makes it look ugly.
In the innermost part of the warehouse, there is a small room, which is still marked with the word kitchen in chalk, and there is also a bathroom, bedroom, etc.
In short, this warehouse is really like a home, but it is a little too messy, the dust on the ground is quite thick, and paper scraps are thrown everywhere. Xu Bing suddenly felt that Guo Xinxiong was right to close the door, otherwise when the wind blows,
The sky is definitely white, blocking out the sun - it's caused by paper scraps and dust.
Taking Xu Bing and Tang Yanxue around in his "home", Guo Xinxiong introduced that he moved here just half a year ago. In addition to the laboratory, the three of them walked around in this warehouse.
Yes, Xu Bing is actually quite interested in the laboratory. Unfortunately, Guo Xinxiong said seriously that this is a restricted area and ordinary people must not set foot there.
After moving two shabby chairs, which probably looked like they were picked up from the garbage dump, Guo Xinxiong placed two empty cardboard boxes in front of Xu Bing and Tang Yanxue, picked up two newspapers from the ground, shook them
After shaking, he caught it on the box.
Xu Bing and Tang Yanxue frowned. On the cover of the newspaper was a beautiful female model, dressed very coquettishly. However, what made them feel a little embarrassed was that Guo Xinxiong actually used a brush to thickly smear the woman's three points.
Outlined with heavy colors.
Old pervert!
Both of them cursed inwardly.
Guo Xinxiong chuckled, turned over the newspaper, and said carelessly: "You just wait, I will cook for you. Don't worry, it will be quick, and it is guaranteed to be rich and delicious."
Then, Guo Xinxiong got into the kitchen.
"I thought he was a genius just now, but now I have no confidence." Xu Bing said with a bitter smile.
Tang Yanxue also had a sad look on her face: "Others treat him as a madman, but I know that he is not a madman, but I know better that meeting him today may be our greatest misfortune."
"I'm a little hungry." Xu Bing touched his stomach. They didn't eat at all this morning.
"Me too." Tang Yanxue looked in the direction of the kitchen.
Both of them were a little uneasy, not knowing what kind of delicious food Guo Xinxiong would make for them. Of course, in their opinion, no matter how good the delicious food was, it would test people's appetite and endurance when handed over from Guo Xinxiong's hands.
——Guo Xinxiong is really a little too sloppy!
Soon, Guo Xiongxin came out, holding a bowl of instant noodles in each hand and a third bowl under his arm. The bowl was a porcelain bowl, but the outside was not washed very well.
The aroma of instant noodles hit their nostrils, and Xu Bing and Tang Yanxue were dumbfounded.
Is this delicious?
"How about instant noodles mixed with eggs and ham? It's delicious. I prepared this for the Chinese New Year a few days ago. You guys are lucky today, so you can use it to entertain guests. Eat it while it's hot." Guo Xinxiong was very enthusiastic.
He handed the noodles to the two of them, and kept urging them to eat them while they were hot.
Xu Bing and Tang Yanxue swallowed their saliva at the same time, then looked at each other, looking at the instant noodles in the bowl with some difficulty.
They have no taste.
"What? Are you going to reject my kindness?" Guo Xinxiong frowned and said angrily: "Do you know that this is my treasure, and I never treat guests."
Xu Bing quickly laughed and said: "How could it be possible? I'm hungry. I'll eat, I'll eat."
After saying that, Xu Bing immediately gritted his teeth and took a bite. It was really delicious. Of course, this was because Xu Bing was too hungry.
When Tang Yanxue saw Xu Bing winking at her, she could only take a bite. No matter how hungry she was, she couldn't devour it like Xu Bing did. Her eating appearance was much more elegant and gentle.
Guo Xinxiong looked at Xu Bing helplessly and asked pitifully: "How is it? Is it delicious?"
Xu Bing nodded repeatedly and said it was delicious.
Guo Xinxiong immediately laughed, his smile was so innocent, cute and simple. While eating noodles, he boasted to Xu Bing about how wonderful his life was, which made Xu Bing want to die.
How can such a life be called beautiful? Isn’t this a waste of the word beautiful?
But Xu Bing could only agree. Soon, Guo Xinxiong talked about his research topic and said to Xu Bing somewhat mysteriously: "Boy, I think you are quite pleasing to the eye. Let me tell you a secret.
Now I am researching an engine that can generate electricity by itself. If my research is successful, haha, the whole world will be shocked. Think about it, in the future, airplanes, trains, cars, and ships will no longer use electricity or fuel.
, I can directly install my motor to generate electricity. Think about it, how energy-saving this is. This is of historical significance across the ages. I will be written into the annals of history and become the greatest scientist in the world.
It will bring the earth into a new era. What era should we call it? Well, let’s call it the Guo Era. What do you think of this name? Or we can call it the Nobuo Era!”
Xu Bing almost vomited, but he could only hold it in. He had already heard Guo Xinxiong tell this secret in the cemetery. It is estimated that Guo Xinxiong would talk about his scientific research project when meeting people.
He suddenly remembered what Du Yafei said to him, that dreams are beautiful, but reality is cruel. Guo Xinxiong's ideal is great, but unfortunately, in Xu Bing's view, it is simply impossible to realize it.
Guo Xinxiong continued to brag about his other inventions to Xu Bing, and Xu Bing followed his lead. When Guo Xinxiong asked him if he believed it, he would definitely say yes. Slowly, Guo Xinxiong liked him more and more, and finally he suddenly seemed like
He was caught up in contradictory thoughts and didn't speak for a long time.
Xu Bing and Tang Yanxue looked at each other, and when they saw Guo Xinxiong's face stopped halfway in the air, as if he was demented, they were both a little scared.
This Guo Xinxiong looks too much like a psycho!
"Okay, it's decided!"
Guo Xinxiong suddenly shouted, so frightened that Xu Bing and Tang Yanxue almost jumped up.
"Uncle Guo, are you okay?" Tang Yanxue was stunned for a moment.
Guo Xinxiong said to Tang Yanxue very seriously and sacredly: "Xiaoxue, you are a good boyfriend, I support you!"
Xu Bing almost spit out a mouthful of noodles when he suddenly said this. Tang Yanxue felt happy in her heart. She nodded with a shy smile and said, "Thank you, Uncle Guo."
"Xiao Xu, I suddenly had an idea." Guo Xinxiong turned to Xu Bing and said.
Xu Bing was startled, his heartbeat accelerated, and he asked bitterly: "What do you think?"
"Me, I fell in love with you. You see, I liked Xiaoxue's mother, but it didn't work out later. I became a loner. Now I am alone in my life. I will definitely succeed in the future. By then, no matter how many people there are,
Wealth is meaningless, so when I succeed in scientific research in the future, I will give you the patent and let you sell it for money, but there is one thing, you have to be nice to Xiaoxue, otherwise, I won’t be able to beat you to death!" Guo Xinxiong was very happy!
Seriously.
Xu Bing was so shocked that he was burnt inside and tender outside.
Will Guo Xinxiong be successful one day?
Xu Bing really didn't have much hope, but what could he say? He could only nod.
"Thank you, Uncle Guo. I think we should cooperate and make money together." Xu Bing also said seriously: "It just so happens that I will start a business in the future. Then I will use your patent to make money, no, to serve the public."
Go crazy, go crazy, let’s go crazy together!
Tang Yanxue almost laughed out loud.
In her eyes, Xu Bing and Guo Xinxiong are simply a pair of living treasures.
"Serving the people is bullshit. People who don't serve themselves will be punished by heaven and earth!"
Guo Xinxiong retorted.
Khan, Xu Bing felt a little aggrieved, so he just said it casually. It was just to make Guo Xinxiong happy. Unexpectedly, this was a good thing, but instead he got a lesson.
Fortunately, Guo Xinxiong soon started laughing again and chatted with Xu Bing for a few words. Before finishing the bowl of noodles, he suddenly stopped and seemed to have fallen into a state of dementia.
"Is he okay?" Xu Bing called twice but got no answer. He came close to Tang Yanxue and asked in a low voice.
"I don't know either." Tang Yanxue frowned and said, "I really want to leave here. Nothing is normal here."
Xu Bing was about to speak, but Guo Xinxiong suddenly jumped up as if he was crazy and shouted: "I understand, I understand."
Then, Guo Xinxiong rushed into the laboratory quickly as if possessed by a man possessed, and finally slammed the door.
Tang Yanxue and Xu Bing looked at each other.
Putting down his chopsticks, Xu Bing couldn't eat anymore, but his stomach was half full.
"what to do?"
Tang Yanxue barely touched the bowl of noodles. At this moment, she immediately put down her chopsticks, stood up, pulled Xu Bing and ran away, saying at the same time: "Run, run quickly!"
Xu Bing pulled Tang Yanxue and frowned: "Then what if he comes out later and finds that we are not here?"
"Never mind him." Tang Yanxue said anxiously: "Besides, once he becomes obsessed, who knows when he will come out. We can't just wait around. This Uncle Guo's brain is not normal. Let's leave quickly.
I'm starving to death."
Xu Bing didn't want to stay any longer, so he ran out of the warehouse with Tang Yanxue and walked another two kilometers before finally hailing a taxi.
After getting in the car, Tang Yanxue patted her chest with relief and said that she was in danger.
"Where are we going now?" Xu Bing asked.
Three seconds later, the two shouted in unison: "Eat!"