Chapter 26: Farewell to the old man (seeking a red ticket)
Seeing that everyone finally calmed down, Li Jie breathed a sigh of relief, coughed a few times, touched the noise, and screamed too loudly just now, which hurt his body.
"Everyone, please be quiet. Hehe, I know how everyone feels. The boys may want to learn kung fu from him. I have to warn everyone that our school rules at Nantah University are very strict. If you want to learn kung fu to be able to fight, you have to think about it.
Be clear, so as not to be punished when the time comes. Of course, I am not saying that you cannot learn kung fu. I also understand that young people today have blood and tempers, but from a school perspective, we do not advocate using force to solve problems!"
The boys laughed disapprovingly, and someone shouted loudly: "We learn kung fu to eliminate violence and keep good people in good health!"
"Robbing the rich and giving to the poor!" someone followed.
Everyone laughed, and the student quickly lowered his head.
"Reporting to the counselor, Tough Guy 2 tells us a truth. Bad people need to be educated. Fists cannot solve all problems, but fists can also be regarded as a means to solve problems. Do you think I am right?" Zhang Lan stood up.
, first he raised his fingers, and then suddenly said with a manly smile.
A group of students cheered in unison.
Li Jie was not angry at all, he nodded and waved his hand to keep everyone quiet.
He continued to speak: "Let's put this question aside for now and let's talk about girls. I think it's false that you want to learn Kung Fu from Xu Bing, or is it true that you want to date him?"
The girls were stunned for a moment, then hugged each other and laughed loudly. Suddenly, a girl raised her hand and said: "Counselor, I think it is true to learn Kung Fu. Kung Fu cannot save the world, but it can save ourselves when necessary. You
We also know that as girls, we will inevitably encounter sexual predators!"
A group of students laughed again, this time even Xu Bing laughed. The girl who was talking was actually not that good.
This woman, you can have a face but not a figure, you can have a figure but not a face, but you must not look like you have neither a face nor a figure, and the kind that is ordinary and ordinary, this kind of woman is the most pathetic.
For example, the girl I spoke to earlier is of this type. According to Xu Bing's opinion, only a man who has stayed in Africa for ten years and has never seen a female animal would be interested in her.
Another girl shouted: "Tell the counselor, the four sisters in our dormitory all like Xu Bing. You are right, we just want to date him!"
Phew, Xu Bing's face turned green, because the girl who was talking was really a bit "stronger", and he was probably going to sleep with her, and there was no telling who would be crushed to death.
"Boss, you are lucky. Didn't you see that girl? Haha, a heavyweight beauty!" Zhang Lan turned her head and winked at Xu Bing.
"Go to hell!" Xu Bing kicked him under the table. Unfortunately, Zhang Lan was prepared and missed this time.
Seeing the chaos in the classroom again, Li Jie wanted to slap the table again, but found that the blackboard eraser was worn out, so he had to slap it with both hands.
The students stopped commotion, but groups of small and medium groups were still discussing in low voices, and many of them quietly glanced at Xu Bing behind him.
At this time, classmate Xu Bing had long been lying on the table motionless - he was so shocked that he was so embarrassed! Ren, there will be this or that idea, and there will be various personality expressions. I understand that youth is your capital.
, even if you do more exaggerated and alternative things, you can still be recognized by this society, so I don't mind if you follow Xu Bing to learn kung fu, let alone someone dating him, but there is only a long way to go, so we can't rush it.
For a moment, haha, it’s almost time now, let’s go to the playground with me to attend the upcoming opening ceremony!”
After Li Jie finished speaking, there was another burst of applause. Some people yelled "Long Live", and some people started shouting "Xu Bing, I love you" slogans.
Xu Bing was so shocked that he couldn't speak. He wanted to die now. As he grew older, he discovered for the first time that being too handsome was also a trouble.
On the way to the casino, a few bold girls came over to be apprentices. Xu Bing was a little confused. These girls who dared to come over to pester him were all so bold that some even took the opportunity to touch his butt.
Got it!
This made Xu Bing a little unbearable. The feeling of being eaten by a woman was quite unpleasant. The reason was very simple, because this girl was not a beauty, but the heavyweight beauty from before. He felt this, Pang Pang
He put his hands on his buttocks and gently grabbed a handful of them. The feeling was very strong.
There was also a girl who was deliberately being rubbed. Her breasts were not big, but she kept rubbing on Xu Bing's arm. This also made Xu Bing very speechless. He was not a gentleman, but he was not used to this kind of anti-customer thing. In the end
He decisively refused and refused again, and then pointed at Zhang Land, who was watching the fun and being a little jealous: "Actually, he is the real master. If you want to learn kung fu, go to him!"
After saying that, Xu Bing broke out of the siege and went straight to the cao.
Because of the chaos that Xu Bing caused earlier, the freshmen from other departments had already arrived at the classroom early. As soon as Xu Bing and a group of classmates stood up, students next to them asked them who Xu Bing was. It seemed that Xu Bing's
The influence is indeed not small.
Xu Bing now began to wonder if he was really too high-profile last night. This fight was both majestic and troublesome.
When he was in the Shenlong Brigade, Xu Bing was the focus.
Now at NTU, Xu Bing has become the focus again.
It's just that the feelings before and after are very different.
Especially when he saw some girls who didn't look good but had particularly "sharp" eyes looking over at them, Xu Bing had a creepy feeling. In his opinion, those eyes were so naked and full of lust.
-Wish, so hungry...
…
There is a counselor standing at the front of each team, and on the square podium in front, a man in his late forties is looking at the time anxiously. That is Sun Zhiming, the assistant dean of the school.
It is now 10:30. The original plan was to gather at 10 and end at 10:30, but now it is half an hour later than the scheduled time. Dean Qi Chuguo, who had promised to give a speech, was nowhere to be seen. This made
Sun Zhiming was a little helpless.
Qi Chuguo is a well-known educator and economics authority in the country. He is the most elusive in school. Unless it is an important activity, he is rarely seen.
NTU enrolls a small number of students every year, just over a thousand students, but the admission score is comparable to that of Yenching University. A large number of students who apply for NTU come because of the reputation of Qi Chuguo, so the annual opening ceremony for freshmen is held every year.
There must be a speech by Qi Chuguo. This is already an unwritten rule of Nanda.
The sun is shining brightly today, no, it can be considered as blazing.
Sun Zhiming knew that Qi Chuguo had an eccentric personality, so after making two phone calls, he did not dare to continue calling him. He was afraid that Qi Chuguo would scold him and suffer a loss, but he learned his lesson.
But now not only the students below can't stand the scorching sun, but even he can't stand it. Many students have begun to complain. There is a roar below, as if there are countless bees buzzing in his ears.
This made him feel even more anxious.
But he dared to be angry but dared not say anything. There was really no other way. He could only give a brief lecture and introduce Nanda. But ten minutes later, everything that needed to be said was finished, and Dean Qi was still missing.
Sun Zhiming really wanted to cry. He wanted to disband the students, but he didn't have the courage. But it didn't matter that he was standing on the stage now. He felt like a clown who had been stripped of his clothes and was being stared at by thousands of people.
It seems strange that this taste is very unpleasant.
He even knew that many of the students below were secretly scolding their mother, but he had no choice.
Suddenly, someone in the crowd shouted.
"Look at that old man, he's so weird!"
Not far from the rostrum, a thin old man was limping over, with a crutch in his hand. However, the crutch was obviously not authentic and seemed to be a temporary mop.
The old man was wearing a floral shirt, floral shorts, and a floral hat on his head. The whole thing looked ridiculous.
Xu Bing also noticed it, and he laughed. He realized that this old man was actually the strange old man with sprained feet that he had rescued in the morning.
This old man was really dressed a little too fashionably, which made many students burst into laughter, and Xu Bing was no exception.
But soon, Xu Bing stopped laughing, because the old man was respectfully invited to the podium by Sun Zhiming. Not only did Xu Bing stop laughing, but the students below also fell silent.
The truth has come out. This strange old man is most likely the Qi Chu State, who is famous in China.
Xu Bing's expression was very complicated.
"Boss, are you constipated?" Zhang Lan noticed that Xu Bing's expression was wrong and joked.
Xu Bing scolded: "Go away, you sissy, don't talk to me!"
Zhang Lan chuckled and was about to speak when Li Jie in front came over and asked everyone to stop talking, so Zhang Lan shut up.
Sun Zhiming helped the old man to the rostrum, wiped his sweat, and said with a smile: "Dear students, now I would like to solemnly introduce to you -"
This pattern is exactly the same as when Zhang Lan introduced Xu Bing in the classroom.
However, Sun Zhiming's words were interrupted by the strange old man. He directly pulled Sun Zhiming aside with the crutch in his hand. The strange old man walked to the microphone, first made a naughty face to the students below, and then smiled.
Said: "Let me introduce myself. I am Qi Chuguo, the dean of Nanda.
This old man is really not ordinary cute!
Xu Bing said to himself.
With just one opening statement, Qi Chuguo made all the students burst into laughter.
"I know that many students are scolding me because I exposed you to the sun for more than half an hour. Here, I want to apologize to you!" After saying that, Qi Chuguo actually bowed to the students below seriously. This action, again
It caused a moment of restlessness among the students.
According to Qi Chuguo's status, he didn't have to do this at all, so what he did made the students like him suddenly. Seeing his serious look and his very chic and avant-garde clothes, they couldn't bear it.
I couldn't help but laugh, and from the bottom of my heart, I thought this old man was actually quite cute.
"I have to explain the reason. I sprained my foot while exercising this morning, so I have difficulty walking. I was late because I answered a phone call in the middle of the day. Speaking of this, I remembered what I met in the playground this morning.
That classmate, I guess he is standing among you now. I was blackmailed by him this morning, insisting that I beg him, saying that he had no obligation to send me away. I thought about it later, and it seemed that he really had no obligation to ask for it.
Send it to me, and I would like to express my gratitude to him!"
Qi Chuguo said with a smile.
The students below looked at each other, all confused by the old man's unreasonable thinking.
Xu Bing lowered his head, but he always felt Qi Chuguo's eyes glancing at him.
In fact, this is all an illusion.
"Okay, let's get down to business. I originally prepared a speech, but considering that everyone has been here for so long, I'll keep it short. First of all, I want to express to you on behalf of NTU.
Welcome, secondly, the biggest role of a university is to issue you a diploma that can serve as a stepping stone when looking for a job. Whether you can learn something or not is entirely up to you. Here I would like to recommend our school to you.
The library, this is what we are most proud of, because it is the largest campus library in China. If you are interested, you can go there. Finally - "
The freshmen had long wanted to leave the meeting. When they heard the last two words, they all became a little excited and couldn't believe it. Is the speech about to end?
After a pause, Qi Chuguo laughed, showing his jagged teeth, and said: "Finally, my speech ends here, let's adjourn the meeting!"
Qi Chuguo made a face at everyone again, then imitated little Shenyang and said "oh!" and turned around to leave. Sun Zhiming hurried over to help, but he pushed him aside again with his crutch.
"The meeting is adjourned!" Sun Zhiming didn't feel embarrassed at all. It was probably not the first time he had encountered this. He walked to the middle of the podium and announced to everyone with a loud smile.
All the students were quiet for a few seconds, and then it suddenly broke out, with many students cheering.
“Long live NTU!”
"Long live Dean Qi!"
"Dean Qi, we love you so much!"
"Old man, you are so cute!"
…
Xu Bing looked ashamed. Today was an eye-opener for him, but his impression of Qi Chu was a little better.