One rainy afternoon, Bai Dinghai found Lu Xiaozhan with an aggrieved look on his face, and cried out from afar: "Boss! This... I can't live this life!"
Lu Xiaozhan, who was taking advantage of his break to shake his head and read a book, saw Bai Dinghai running over with tears in his eyes. He quickly closed the collector's edition of "Jade.**", glared at him fiercely and said, "Don't learn my mantra, so
Big man, why are you crying?"
Bai Dinghai choked and said: "They all bullied me! They bullied me to be honest... I just shared the cake with them, but they said I ate too much, so they ganged up and beat me up." He breathed a sigh of relief.
, and then said, "Boss, you can play with throwing knives, that girl Amber can play with guns, Dandan can play with fists, and he can even play with poison after all. No one dares to mess with you, so they all joined forces to bully me.
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Lu Xiaozhan suddenly realized: "Hey, what do I think is going on? You also know how to play computer games. If anyone messes with you, you will turn their photos into pornographic photos and throw them online."
Bai Dinghai said aggrievedly: "But the one I know how to play has no fighting ability. After playing with them for a long time, why don't I get beaten by them? Boss, you also teach me to play something that they can't play."
Lu Xiaozhan put his chin on his hand and thought for a long time: "Well, then I will teach you how to play...disgusting!"
"Evil...disgusting?" Bai Dinghai asked stammering.
Lu Xiaozhan took Bai Dinghai to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and gathered together the remaining cakes, which were about three pieces. He said to Bai Dinghai: "Look, I guarantee you will disgust them to death."
Open the lid of the juicer, remove the paper trays of more than three pieces of cake and put them in, pour a little milk, add a spoonful of honey, then pour in half a cup of chocolate sauce, cover the lid and beat for a while before pouring out.
Bai Dinghai took a closer look and saw that the pieces of cake had been beaten into dark brown mud and were spread out into a pile on the plate.
"Ugh...that's disgusting!" Bai Dinghai looked at it with disdain and said.
Lu Xiaozhan took a food preservation bag and said with a smile: "Ha, this is called disgusting? Wait and see."
As he spoke, he put the pile of chocolate cake mud into a bag and tied the mouth tightly, then cut a hole in the corner of the bag, carried the bag to a corner of the restaurant, and squatted down.
Bai Dinghai looked on with confusion. He saw Lu Xiaozhan gently squeezing the cut bag mouth towards the corner, squeezed out a long strip about the thickness of a cucumber, and rolled the chocolate cake mud into a winding shape with the movement of his wrist.
And when the lump came up, I lifted it up a little and pulled out a sharp point...
Bai Dinghai was dumbfounded: "This, this, this...isn't this just a fucking piece of shit? It's so similar!"
"Hey, it's not over yet. Let's make it more realistic." Lu Xiaozhan took a few paper towels, rubbed the mouth of the bag a few times, wiped out some dark brown marks, folded it a few times and covered the pile of chocolates in the corner... uh...
...the top of the stool.
At dinner time, when everyone was just picking up their rice bowls and getting ready to start dinner, Lu Xiaozhan suddenly pointed at the corner and screamed: "This, this, this...who pooped here?"
When everyone looked around, they saw a dark, shiny, three-dimensional pile of... shit.
"Ah! Who is so wicked? Damn it!" Everyone screamed in unison.
Bai Dinghai said deeply: "There is only one truth! Let me check and I can tell who did this."
After speaking, he walked to the corner with his head raised, squatted down, reached out, uncovered the top of the tissue, dug out a piece of "shit" deeply with the index and middle fingers of his right hand, and put it into his mouth...
"Hmm...it's full of water, rich in oil and water, and relatively fresh. It should have been just a while ago." Bai Dinghai smacked his lips and looked up at the sky as if he was thinking and tasting.
Except for Lu Xiaozhan and his godfather, everyone else turned blue and rushed out the door with their hands covering their mouths. The sounds of "Wow..." could be heard from far away.
Bai Dinghai pretended to be surprised and asked: "What happened to them? Hey godfather, why didn't you run away?"
Before he finished speaking, the godfather rolled his eyes and was shocked on the spot.
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Bai Dinghai held a large bowl of chocolate cake puree and ate it with a spoon while watching TV. He muttered: "This thing looks like poop, but it tastes really good. The boss is smart after all. Now it's up to you."
How dare these girls bully me, I'm disgusting to you! Huh huh... Oh, that's right, you must not let them find out, otherwise not only will you get beaten up, but they will have to fight with me to eat."