Lu Xiaozhan was shocked and shouted: "Where are you? What happened?"
Ding Feng sighed faintly: "I'm fine, I'm still breathing. But Sharapova...my Sharapova is going back to Russia. I'm heartbroken! My life goal is gone!"
"You...!" Lu Xiaozhan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and wanted to curse loudly, "I'm telling you, Ding Daxia, this is all you have to do as an old man? Aren't you just a Sharapova? Do you think you are still here to die at your age? These days
There’s nothing he can do about it…”
Ding Feng suddenly spat: "Fuck me, there are about ten beauties around you, like a swarm of bees. Brother, I finally fell in love with one, but in the blink of an eye, they flew away with a buzz.
Why are you still gloating about my misfortune if you don't say you have some advice for me? It's a typical example of a well-fed man who doesn't know how hungry a man is when he's hungry!"
Seeing that Ding Feng was showing signs of going crazy, Lu Xiaozhan quickly comforted him: "Don't get angry, don't get angry, isn't Sharapova just going back to Russia? She's going back to work, not getting married... Oh, by the way, she's getting married.
without?"
Ding Feng was speechless: "This... I forgot to ask."
Lu Xiaozhan said depressedly: "How long have you been talking without even knowing whether someone is married or not? Okay, okay, you can get me some sleep now and stop tossing me on the phone."
Ding Feng said with a tearful tone: "Xiao Zhan, I'm very sad, I'm very lost, please comfort me... I said it's noon and you want me to sleep? No, you have to come out and stay with me, or I'll run to your house
I’m going to torment you!”
Lu Xiaozhan only felt that his head was getting bigger and bigger, and he said quickly: "Okay, okay, I will come with you now, and you will wait for me in the Bird of Paradise. Hey, you must not commit suicide out of mind!"
Ding Feng said angrily: "Don't worry, the traffic is so jammed now that I can't even drive twenty yards. Even if I want to die, no car can hit me to death."
Lu Xiaozhan put on his shoes and said with a smile: "You can find a tricycle to run you over slowly..."
By the time Lu Xiaozhan arrived at Bird of Paradise, it was already more than half an hour later. It was around one o'clock in the afternoon when the restaurant was relatively free. Lu Xiaozhan was happy as soon as he walked in. He saw Ding Feng sitting in the corner of the restaurant with a frown on his head and half of his sparse and messy hair.
inside, eyes dull
The stubble of his beard was hidden, and he kept sighing as he looked at the ceiling. He Dandan stood aside and looked at him expressionlessly. Zheng Junguang sat next to him, hugged his shoulders and comforted him in a good voice. An Qi and the other four Birds of Paradise
The beautiful girl was covering her mouth and laughing secretly.
"Hey, hey, what am I saying about you?" Lu Xiaozhan walked over leisurely and said with a smile, "In addition to Sharapova, there are many beautiful flowers in the world waiting for you, Ding Daxia, to pick them. Why bother with a pistachio tree?"
Where are the orchids that gave up whole pieces of cabbage?"
Ding Feng turned around and glared at Lu Xiaozhan fiercely: "You are just a coquettish man! You only know how to kiss a beautiful woman's mouth and touch her little hands, but do you understand love? Humph!"
An Qi and Ye Zhenzhen looked at each other again. Lu Xiaozhan shrank his neck in fright and said depressedly: "How am I so coquettish? Okay, don't feel sorry for yourself here. Sharapova hasn't replied yet."
Russia, I’ll call her out, let’s go sing and relax together, okay?”
Ding Feng's eyes lit up, and his buttocks jumped up as if there were springs on them: "What the hell, your words are the most pleasing to the ear all day long. Hurry up, you can give it to Sarabo right now."
Baby, call me!"
Lu Xiaozhan reluctantly took out his phone and dialed the number: "Ms. Sharapova, do you have anything to do this afternoon?...Oh, I just booked the flight ticket and I have nothing to do...That's right, we have a custom in China that we will do a favor for the guest before saying goodbye."
Hold a farewell party, we are already friends?...Yes, yes, so I want to invite you to have some entertainment in the afternoon, please enjoy it."
After hanging up the phone, Lu Xiaozhan turned to look at Ding Feng and said, "Sharapova has booked the flight ticket and will leave tonight."
Ding Feng's face fell instantly again, and he murmured: "What should I do? My Sharapova is leaving me, what should I do..."
Lu Xiaozhan patted Ding Feng: "So, wait and seize the last opportunity to confess to her, maybe she will stay here because of you? Impress her with your beautiful singing voice!"
Ding Feng slapped his forehead: "That's right! I'm not called the Long-Legged Singer for no reason!"
Lu Xiaozhan made arrangements one by one: "Dandan will guard the store, Brother Guang will accompany us, and among the four beautiful girls, if any of you are interested in going together, please raise your hands."
An Qi smiled and shook her head. Ye Zhenzhen was a little eager to give it a try, but she didn't dare to say anything when she saw that An Qi, the "real wife", was not interested. Yuan Yilin said she wanted to go back to her residence to get something, but Wang Lu raised her little face and expected
He looked at Lu Xiaozhan expectantly: "Master, can you take me there?"
Lu Xiaozhan smiled: "Sure, then Wu can follow us."
Wang Lu stamped her feet and said angrily: "Don't call me Wu Neng again!"
Lu Xiaozhan said: "Okay Bajie, let's go." After saying that, he pulled Ding Feng and left. After walking a few steps, he suddenly stopped and smiled evilly at Zheng Junguang: "Brother Guang, take your meal guy with you, just in case you stay.
Now our hero Ding is lost and wants to die or something, so you can dress up as Sharapova and dance for him to coax him."
Zheng Junguang and Ding Feng felt disgusted at the same time, looked at Lu Xiaozhan with disdain, turned around and walked out. Lu Xiaozhan caught up with him with a smile: "Hey Brother Guang, don't forget to bring your food." Zheng Junguang's voice could be heard far away.
Come: "It's in my bag..." Wang Lu also jumped up and chased after him: "Master! Don't leave me behind."
The four of them came to a KTV called Golden Chaoyang. Wang Lu went first to see if there were any free private rooms. Zheng Junguang accompanied her and said they wanted to blow the air conditioner. Ding Feng pulled Lu Xiaozhan and stood in front of the door.
The bright sun was waiting for the beauty to arrive, which made Lu Xiaozhan complain and keep wiping the oil on the tip of his nose.
After waiting for about ten minutes, Sharapova finally arrived, wearing a low-cut light brown V-neck top and a denim skirt, with deep cleavage and long white legs unique to Westerners.
Under the bright sunlight, it looked even more dazzling, causing Ding Feng's forehead to become congested with blood and he lost consciousness for a while.
Lu Xiaozhan secretly pinched Ding Feng: "Hey, can you please stop being so anxious? I'm going to embarrass you." After saying that, he stepped forward and said with a smile: "Sharapova,
The sun is too strong today, let’s go in and talk.”
Sharapova trotted over with a smile. The waves on her chest shook Ding Feng so shamefully that he shed a shameful nosebleed. He was so frightened that he quickly took out a tissue and covered his nose. Fortunately, Sharapova didn't pay attention and ran over.
One by one, they held their hands and said, "The summer in Tianhai is much hotter than in Moscow. Let's go in first."
Lu Xiaozhan was used to holding beautiful women's little hands, but he didn't react at all. Ding Feng was indeed the one who few girls cared about because of his appearance and hair problems, let alone such a tall Russian beauty holding his hand. He suddenly felt like a hero.
As if struck by lightning, the stimulation made his head buzz, blood surged upwards, his face turned red, and he followed him towards the hall in a daze.
There are about 200 large, medium, small and luxurious private rooms in Golden Chaoyang, covering four floors. Lu Xiaozhan counted the heads and found only five people. In order not to appear too empty, he asked for one of the private rooms. Of course, he followed Ding Feng's instructions.
He wished he could get a small box so that he and Sharapova could squeeze in closer.
Since Golden Chaoyang requires you to go to the small supermarket on the first floor to purchase snacks and drinks, it is definitely not feasible to send Sharapova, a foreign beauty, there. After all, her knowledge of beverage brands is limited to Coca-Cola and Pepsi, while Ding Feng
In order to get even a little chance to be with Sharapova, he refused to move. Lu Xiaozhan wanted to take a trip, but Ding Feng stopped him and asked him to be the translator. Zheng Junguang took a look.
Wang Lu, who was shaking her head and listening to the song next to her, lowered her head and consciously ran out of the box and went down to the supermarket on the first floor to choose drinks and snacks.
After waiting for about ten minutes, Ding Feng became impatient and shouted: "What the hell, is this Zheng Junguang going to Hong Kong to buy water? I'm almost dying of thirst!"
Lu Xiaozhan said contemptuously: "Then you don't go by yourself? His small arms and legs make it difficult for him to carry so many things. It's strange that he can run fast." After saying that, he stood up and looked out from the small window on the box door.
I happened to see Zheng Junguang walking over from the other end of the aisle outside the door. He was holding a big shopping basket in his hand, which contained large and small bags of food and several bottles of drinks and beer.
Panting.
Lu Xiaozhan was just about to open the door to greet him, but when he saw Zheng Junguang passing by the door of the box diagonally opposite, he almost collided with the man who came out to answer the phone in the box. The man suddenly raised his face and frowned as if he was scolding.
After saying something, Lu Xiaozhan took a closer look and wondered: "Hey, how did you meet this bastard here?"