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Chapter 9: Single Cell Silly Girl

A beautiful woman wearing a pair of hot pants and showing off a pair of slender white legs saw Xiao Zhan who was thoughtfully entering the door at the sink. She mistakenly thought that Xiao Zhan was peeking at her thighs with his head lowered, so he got angry and took advantage of her.

He picked up the mop left by the cleaner and hit it.

After discovering that Xiao Zhan was in the wrong place, he hurriedly exited the women's restroom and saw the beauty holding a mop that was about to go bald and chasing her out aggressively. The mop pointed at Xiao Zhan and forced him to corner the restroom door.

He also cursed: "Damn it! You dare to break into the women's restroom in broad daylight? See if I don't call the police and arrest you!" After a while, a circle of people gathered around Xiao Zhan and the beauty.

"Holy shit, do you need to be so radical? Didn't you just run to the wrong place?" Xiao Zhan said in distress. There were so many people surrounding him at this time, and he was afraid that no matter how hard he explained, he couldn't explain it clearly. An idea struck him, and he suddenly faced

The long-legged beauty bowed and said loudly: "I'm sorry for you!"

The beauty and the crowd who didn't know the truth were stunned. Xiao Zhan took the opportunity to slip out. He vaguely heard the beauty and the crowd saying in unison behind him: "Damn! Stick!"

"Are beauties so hot these days? I can't live this life." Xiao Zhan muttered and secretly turned to the fire stairs and went around to the bathroom on the third floor to solve the problem. He was depressed and urgent to urinate.

After solving his internal problem, Xiao Zhanshi walked back to the Japanese restaurant on the second floor. Just as he was about to sit down, he suddenly found that there was someone else sitting in the seat, a beauty in her twenties, with a ponytail and fair skin.

She has a slender figure, wearing a pair of hot pants that exposes her white thighs. A pair of big eyes on her red face are staring at her angrily. Her long eyelashes are trembling slightly in anger, although her face is bitter.

The hatred is deep, but there is another kind of beauty.

"Yeah? That long-legged beauty? Oh my god, I'm chasing you here!" Xiao Zhan bowed his unseated body, his knees bent at an angle of 60 degrees, and looked at the beauty in front of him in a daze, "This girl

It’s really beautiful if you look closely.”

"**!" The beauty suddenly pointed at Xiao Zhan and shouted, and added, "Bangzi**!"

Ye Rongrong and An Song were confused, and An Song accidentally choked and spit out a mouthful of rice grains.

"What's going on? What's the matter?" An Song wiped his mouth in embarrassment and hurriedly asked the beautiful woman to divert his attention.

Ye Rongrong also had a look of astonishment. She looked at Xiao Zhan, then at the beauty, and said, "Zhen Zhen, what are you talking about? Is Xiao Zhan a **? Or a stick?"

Xiao Zhan kept his bowed posture before he could sit down, and looked at the beauty with his mouth wide open. After a while, he came back to his senses and turned to ask Ye Rongrong: "Sister Hua, is this crazy girl your sister Ye Zhenzhen?"

Ye Zhenzhen also had a look of astonishment on her face and said to Ye Rongrong: "Sister, do you know this **?" Then she reacted and pointed at Xiao Zhan with anger on her face: "Who are you calling a crazy girl? You **! Why don't you peek into the women's restroom?

You said, you pretend to be a stick, it’s so abominable!”

Then he pointed at Xiao Zhan's cheek covered with gauze: "Oh! Have you ever been caught peeping in other places and beaten like this? You really don't have a long memory."

Xiao Zhan was also anxious. He stood up and pointed at Ye Zhenzhen and shouted: "Hey, which of your eyes saw that I was peeping? I just accidentally walked to the wrong place and pushed the wrong door. Besides, I didn't see you naked.

Butt, what are you screaming about? You hit me with such a long mop stick, and you attracted a large group of people who didn’t know the truth to watch me. I’m not wronged or not! Besides, the injuries on my face and body

It wasn’t because someone beat me up like a ****, it was your sister who beat me! Oh, I said it wrong, it was your sister who hit me!”

Ye Rongrong nodded in agreement.

Ye Zhenzhen was so angry that she leaned her little head in front of Xiao Zhan and shouted: "I don't care if you were beaten or hit, anyway, you are just an idiot, there is nothing to be pitiful about. Why didn't you tell me that you were in the wrong place? You had to

Wait until I chase you away with a big mop stick? Besides, if you apologize, just apologize, why are you speaking Korean? Are you embarrassed to admit that you are a Chinese man?"

Xiao Zhan also put his head in front of Ye Zhenzhen and retorted loudly: "When I found out that I ran to the wrong place, I was just about to explain and apologize, but I was stunned by your dolphin sound. When I woke up, I realized that your big stick

He came right in front of me. As for why I apologized in Korean? That’s my pleasure! Brother, I can speak several languages, so what’s the fuss?”

Just as he was talking, Xiao Zhan suddenly realized that he was very close to Ye Zhen Zhen's little face. If he pronounced the word "du", he might be able to kiss her trembling red cherry mouth.

Feeling embarrassed, Xiao Zhan lowered his voice and spoke slowly, and said to Ye Zhenzhen with a serious face: "But let's not talk about it, I really encountered such a thing in front of a toilet a while ago, and it's not like me.

I went to the wrong door. I went to the women's restroom to peek. After I was discovered, I said generously, "I'm sorry, I went to the wrong place." It was an authentic Beijing accent! My little daughter-in-law is big.

When the girl saw that the tourists from the capital were all apologizing, she said nothing more in line with the principle that outsiders should recite sutras. Unexpectedly, when I walked outside, I heard the man saying to another man in Korean, "Huaxia"

There are so many beauties, their thighs are tender and white, and they look so wretched that they make me so angry. After playing with the stick and peeping, they even pretend to be Chinese. Do you think I'm angry or not?" After saying this, he said with a look on his face.

Angry.

Ye Zhenzhen hadn't realized the change in Xiao Zhan's attitude. After hearing these words, she was startled, and then became furious: "The stick is so hateful? That's because I didn't touch it, otherwise I would beat him to death with the big stick!"

After pondering, he said with a sly smile: "Next time I go to the wrong men's room and speak Korean, hehe... that's a good idea."

Xiao Zhan scratched his head and said shyly: "Well, it's my fault that I ran to the wrong place. It's normal for you to be so angry at me. I'm so sorry. But having said that, I didn't expect you to be Sister Hua's sister.

, I didn’t expect you to be so beautiful and in such good shape.”

Ye Zhenzhen was so embarrassed by Xiao Zhan's praise that she grabbed her clothes, lowered her head and secretly smiled and said: "I'm wrong too, I don't know who put that big stick into my hand, I didn't even know

I swung it without thinking much. In fact, I believe you are not a prostitute. Seeing that you look so elegant and handsome, you will definitely not go to the women's restroom to peek."

An Song and Ye Rongrong stared at each other with their mouths wide open and eyes wide open as they watched the two of them quarreling, almost fighting, almost fighting, then whispering and flattering each other. They looked at each other speechlessly, shook their heads, and continued to eat with their heads down.

Xiao Zhan secretly wiped the sweat from his forehead, and had only one thought in his mind: "This girl has a single-cell brain, and it took just a few words to get rid of her hot temper. She is just a stupid girl."


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