Chapter 272 The phone is not something you can get if you want it
There is only one week left before the joint anniversary of Monty High School and Mary Girls' School. As the person in charge of Monty High School this time, Deng Xueling, after receiving a special grant of 10,000 yuan from Lingfeng and a class fee of 3,000 yuan,
Renovation workers were hired to decorate the school hall. As Deng Xueling's prospective boyfriend, Zhang Linpeng naturally stayed by her side. After hearing that this time it was a comic hero theme, Jiang Wei, a senior comic fan,
He also participated in this planning.
"Who, took the photos of the previous principals from the stage and replaced them with those of Batman, Superman and Kick-Ass." In the auditorium, Zhang Linpeng stood next to Deng Xueling, trying every means to make her happy, while Jiang Wei held his hand
Holding a bottle of Coke in his pocket, he sat in the front row of seats, crossed his legs like an uncle, and directed the workers. "I also made the entire auditorium dark for me, and the walls should be painted with comic characters, hey!
Deng Xueling, have you hired a painter?"
Deng Xueling was already a little depressed by Zhang Linpeng, who told her cold jokes all afternoon. She looked at Jiang Wei speechlessly after hearing this: "It's only more than 30,000 yuan in total, how can I hire a painter? I have
Brain disease."
"Yes, the brain is sick." Zhang Linpeng also followed Deng Xueling in despising Jiang Weidao, then turned his head and looked at Deng Xueling with a smile on his face, "By the way, I still have a joke..."
"ah!!!"
Deng Xueling rubbed her temples, sat on the seat, and said feebly, "I wonder if you two are here to help, or are you here to cause trouble for me?"
"Of course I'm here to help." Jiang Wei threw the finished Coke bottle on the ground. Seeing that the workers didn't take down the photos of the previous principals as he asked, he stood up and said loudly. "Damn, Deng Xueling, look at it.
What kind of workers did you hire? They simply don’t listen to what others say.”
"roll!!!"
Deng Xueling casually picked up a broom and rushed towards Jiang Wei. Seeing that the situation was not good, Jiang Wei hurriedly ran out and shouted in her heart, "Is this woman visiting her aunt today?"
"I'm furious!"
Seeing Jiang Wei run out, Deng Xueling stopped chasing him. At this time, Zhang Linpeng hurriedly walked to her side: "Don't worry about that shameless guy, by the way, I..."
Before Zhang Linpeng finished speaking, he saw Deng Xueling cast a cannibalistic look at him. He immediately lowered his head knowingly and walked out in frustration. Seeing that the two uncles finally left, Deng Xueling breathed a sigh of relief and was about to follow
When the workers explained in detail the drawings that they and the person in charge of Mary Girls' School had produced, Zhang Linpeng ran to her side again.
"By the way, are you hungry? I'll buy you something to eat."
...
After Jiang Wei was kicked out, he went to the classroom to pick up the comics he rented from the comic book store today, and was going to change them to read. When he walked out of the teaching building, he saw Zhang Linpeng walking out of the auditorium covering his nose, and he hurried forward.
"Hey, what's going on? Is there something wrong with my nose?" After approaching Zhang Linpeng, Jiang Wei found that Zhang Linpeng was suffering from a nosebleed, and laughed loudly and said, "Read the full version of Xiu Xian Jian."
"Damn it! It's all your fault for irritating Xue Ling, you brat, and I'm in trouble!" Zhang Linpeng said depressedly.
Jiang Wei smiled and put his hand on Zhang Linpeng's shoulder: "There are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world. Women can't be fucked by men. I know there is a place with many beautiful men. How about I give you a clear way?"
"roll!"
"Hehe, okay. I won't kid you anymore. Since you have been kicked out, why don't you go somewhere with me?"
Zhang Linpeng put down the hand covering her nose, took out a tissue from her bag and wiped the blood on her nose and hands: "Where are you going?"
“Great place, let’s go!”
Jiang Wei didn't explain in detail, so he walked out arm-in-arm with Zhang Linpeng. When they arrived at the place Jiang Wei mentioned, Zhang Linpeng was speechless.
"I'm telling you! You're fucking mentally ill, what's so good about this place?" Zhang Linpeng looked at the comic book store full of comics and said angrily. "I don't have time to be boring with you, so I'll leave first!"
"Calm down!" Jiang Wei said while sitting on the sofa and reading comics. "It's only six o'clock now. I'll have a surprise for you at six-thirty."
"What surprise?" Zhang Linpeng asked curiously.
Jiang Wei put down the book in his hand, looked at Zhang Linpeng with a smile and said, "Surprise."
"Hold!"
Zhang Linpeng finally decided to stay until half past six to see what good things Jiang Wei said. He picked up a comic and sat next to Jiang Wei to read it. As he watched, he was fascinated by the wonderful plot.
I was hooked, and I actually concentrated on reading the comic book.
"I'm coming!"
Just when Zhang Linpeng was fascinated by it, Jiang Wei took away his comic book and shook his body vigorously.
"Damn, why are you so excited?"
Zhang Linpeng frowned and looked in the direction Jiang Wei was looking at. He was stunned immediately. He saw a pair of unrivaled breasts, choosing a comic book in front of the bookshelf. The look and figure were amazing.
"Since half a month ago, I've seen this beauty come here to read comic books every day, hehe." Jiang Wei looked at the beauty blankly and said with a silly smile. Then he turned his head and saw Zhang Linpeng's eyes almost bulging out and her nose bleeding.
It flowed out again. "Fuck, your nose is so wet again."
Zhang Linpeng woke up after being reminded by Jiang Wei. She took out a tissue and quickly covered her nose: "It's okay. Maybe the wound just opened has opened again. You just came to show me the beautiful woman. It's quite good. That's right.
It seems like they are a little bit older than us."
"Sister Yu is the king. By the way, I have something to ask for help with." Jiang Wei blushed rarely and kept scratching his head.
Seeing his appearance, Zhang Linpeng leaned back, squinted her eyes and said, "Don't you want me to get your phone number?"
"The one who knows me is Linpeng. My good friend, my happiness depends on you." Jiang Wei grabbed Zhang Linpeng's hands and said as if he had found a soulmate.
"Fuck! I won't do it until I die!" Zhang Linpeng stood up and said coldly, "Okay, the beauty has watched it too. I don't have time to play idiot with you." After that, Zhang Linpeng turned around and wanted to leave.
But as soon as he took a step, he couldn't move anymore. He turned his head and saw Jiang Wei throwing himself to the ground, hugging his legs with both hands, and looking at him with a pitiful expression: "Brother, you too
You know how hard it is for me to really want to be a gangster. I finally fell in love with this woman, so you can't bear to leave me so cruelly?"
Jiang Wei's expression, coupled with his sad tone that made people pee, made Zhang Linpeng shudder: "Fuck, I'll give it to you, isn't it just asking for your phone number? Can you help me?"
That’s you.”
"Hey, thank you." When Jiang Wei heard Zhang Linpeng promised him, he immediately made a 180-degree change in his face. He stood up and patted the dust on his body. When he saw the beauty walking out, he said, "Quickly go, wait a minute."
It’s time for that beauty to leave.”
Zhang Linpeng sighed, with such a treasured brother in his stall, he didn't know how long he owed him.
The two of them walked out quickly, following the beautiful woman. However, because there were so many people on the street, Zhang Linpeng still did not dare to go forward and ask for Jiang Wei's phone number so easily. If he was seen by an acquaintance, he would tell Deng Xueling again.
, then even if he jumped into the Jialing River, he wouldn't be able to clean himself up. In this way, the two of them were like wretched perverts following the beauty. They followed the beauty for a long way until they entered a community. Jiang Wei kept urging her to leave.
, Zhang Linpeng quickly stepped forward.
"Beauty, please..."
Zhang Linpeng walked up to the beauty. As soon as he opened his mouth, he felt a pain in his stomach. He held his stomach and took a few steps back to squat on the ground. Just when Zhang Linpeng was about to curse, he raised his head and made close contact with the sole of the beauty's shoe.
Looking at Zhang Linpeng who fell on the ground and Jiang Wei who was stunned in the distance, the beauty snorted coldly and said: "I just looked at you two and you kept staring at me. It seems that you are indeed two little perverts." As she said,
She walked slowly towards Jiang Wei.
"Beauty, you misunderstood..."
Jiang Wei saw her coming over and wanted to explain something, but before he could finish speaking, he fell to the ground like Zhang Linpeng.
"Hmph! Seeing how you are so bold at such a young age, you will probably not be a good person in the future." The beauty said coldly, then took out the phone and pressed it twice and put it to her ear, "Hey, 110?
I caught two perverts who were following me and wanted to molest me. Come and deal with them."
After hearing that the beauty called the police, the two of them looked at each other with wide eyes. I'm just going to get a phone number. I'll give it a beating. How about calling 110?