Chapter Three hundred and thirteen: God will do it if you kiss
"Ah, the complete reading of the illusory world! Killing someone... Huh?"
Jiang Wei was chased by Jiang Ting. When he returned home, he saw Chen Yuye sitting on the sofa in his living room. He was holding potato chips, drinking beer and watching TV. He asked doubtfully, "Teacher, you haven't left yet...
.....Help!" Jiang Wei said, looking back and seeing Jiang Ting rushing in, he quickly ran into the living room and hid behind Chen Yuye.
"Little bastard, don't run away if you have the guts!"
Jiang Ting also walked into the living room angrily, but at this time Chen Yuye had already stood up and blocked me behind: "Okay, I said you two siblings must fight to the death...
Fuck!" Chen Yuye said, reaching out to catch the baseball bat Jiang Ting hit, "I wonder why you, a woman, don't listen to me!"
"Let go!"
Jiang Wei gritted his teeth and tried to pull out the baseball bat, but Chen Yuye's strength was too great. No matter how hard he tried, the bat never moved.
"I asked you if you can listen to what I have to say." Chen Yuye frowned and looked at Jiang Ting and said, "Jiang Wei already admitted his mistake in the hospital just now. I think it's good that this matter is over like this, isn't it? Jiang Wei
dimension."
"Yes, yes, the teacher said it right." Jiang Wei quickly nodded in agreement.
"Good sir, ah!"
Before Jiang Ting could finish speaking, Chen Yuye suddenly let go. Jiang Ting fell back on the sofa because he pulled the bat too hard.
"Chen Yuye, you..."
Jiang Ting sat up, and saw that Chen Yuye's face was almost touching hers, and Chen Yuye's expression of deep frown and slightly raised corners of his mouth made Jiang Ting shiver, and for a moment she forgot to ask.
She scolded Chen Yuye. She leaned back and leaned on the sofa cushions, "You, what do you want to do?"
"What do I want to do?" Chen Yuye laughed, reached for the baseball bat in Jiang Ting's hand and slapped it hard. The wooden baseball bat instantly turned into two sections. Chen Yuye threw the two-section baseball bat.
After stepping aside, he said, "I just want to have a good talk with you about this matter."
"Hmph! What's there to talk about?" Jiang Ting sat up, but after being restrained by Chen Yuye, Jiang Ting stopped messing around. He just looked at Jiang Wei sitting on the sofa opposite with an angry look, "
This brat has brought trouble to my students not just once or twice, but this time I brought you in, me, me." Jiang Ting said and got up, wanting to run over and give Jiang Wei a good beating.
When Chen Yuye saw this, he quickly grabbed Jiang Ting and pushed her down on the sofa: "Okay, he is such a big person, calm down! Besides, I taught him a lesson just now in the hospital, and you just gave him another
I'll give it a stick and that'll be it, okay?"
Jiang Ting looked up at her brother who was sitting opposite, looking at her pitifully, and sighed: "Forget it. You can apologize to those children later and it will be over."
"no!"
At this time, Jiang Wei stopped, "I can apologize to you and your teacher, sister, because I did something wrong and wasted in this matter. But I have seen those grandsons secretly filming you and making some yy comments more than once."
As you say, I will never apologize to them!"
"You little brat!"
When Jiang Ting heard what Jiang Wei said, the anger that had been almost extinguished instantly started to burn again. Chen Yuye quickly hugged Jiang Ting and pressed her under him. However, this time Jiang Ting was not as angry as last time.
Good boy, he kept struggling in Chen Yuye's arms, "Chen Yuye, let me go, this little bastard is going against the will of heaven, see if I don't beat him to death!"
"calm down!"
"Calm down, sister, let me go quickly, or I will report you and warn you for being a hooligan."
"I'm going to rub it. With your slender figure, my adrenal glands have turned into cholesterol, and you're still playing tricks!" Chen Yuye pressed Jiang Ting hard and said with a disdainful smile on his face.
"Ah!! You stinky scoundrel, I will fight with you."
Although Jiang Ting's breasts are a bit small, her figure is definitely S-shaped after long-term exercise, and what women can't bear the most is others saying they have a bad figure, so when she heard the word "a flat river", Jiang Ting went berserk instantly
, although she was suppressed by Chen Yuye, her hands could still move. She grabbed Chen Yuye's ear and turned it 360 degrees.
Chen Yuye's ears were twisted, and he screamed "Ah!" in pain: "I'll wipe it, Jiang Ting, please let go!"
"If you want to let me go, you, the scoundrel, should let me go first!"
"I'm warning you, if you call me a hooligan again, I will really act like a hooligan! Let go!"
"Humph! If you can, come here. I want to see if you dare to show off your thin toothpick!"
"Don't think I dare not!"
"Come on, thin toothpick!"
"I was wiped!"
...
Jiang Wei stood aside, looking speechlessly at Chen Yuye pressing his sister on the sofa opposite. Moreover, the conversation between the two of them was really...
"Okay, I just apologize, please stop making trouble."
Jiang Wei still hoped that this farce would end quickly. After some ideological struggle, he decided to compromise and apologize without killing anyone.
"Little bastard, this is none of your business." Jiang Ting was already competing with Chen Yuye at this time, glaring at Chen Yuye fiercely, "I want to see how bold you are, this stinky teacher. Do you dare?
Play a gangster on me!"
"I'm telling you, don't provoke me!" Chen Yuye felt that his ears were already a little numb at this time, gritted his teeth and said, "I remind you one last time, if you don't let me go, I will really be a hooligan."
"Come on, I'll let you play." Jiang Ting closed his eyes at this time, with an expression of letting anyone pick and choose, "If you don't come, you'll be a coward!"
...
Chen Yuye was speechless at this time, and Jiang Wei sat on the sofa opposite, looking at the two of them, thinking that if Chen Yuye kissed him, it would be a masterpiece. But the meaning of this masterpiece was that Chen Yuye had a mental illness. Because Biao
As tough as Jiang Ting, there are only two results for kissing her, either falling in love with him or killing him. It is obvious that Chen Yuye is the latter.
"Why, you don't dare anymore, do you?" Jiang Ting saw that there was no movement for more than a minute. He opened his eyes and looked at Chen Yuye with contempt, "If you don't dare, just let go, you rascal, you are a toothpick!"
Chen Yuye laughed helplessly at this time and let go of his hand: "Okay, you win."
At this time, Jiang Ting also let go of the hand that was holding Chen Yuye's ear, and laughed proudly. However, she couldn't feel proud even after a few seconds. Because after Chen Yuye said this,
He held Jiang Ting's face with both hands and kissed her.
Jiang Wei widened his eyes when he saw this scene and thought to himself, let me go, the teacher really dares to kiss him. But this is a matter between his sister and Chen Yuye, and Jiang Wei didn't know what to do for a while. After thinking about it, Jiang Wei
Just go upstairs, I can't control it anyway, you can make trouble as much as you like.
Jiang Ting struggled violently at this time, but Chen Yuye was pressing her down, and no matter how hard she struggled, it was useless. Finally, Jiang Ting closed her eyes in despair, and opened her mouth to bite Chen Yuye's lips.
, but Chen Yuye didn't seem to feel the pain, and even took advantage of Jiang Ting's opening of his mouth to stick his tongue into Jiang Ting's mouth.
"Woo~"
Feeling that Chen Yuye's tongue was in his mouth, constantly teasing his little clove, Jiang Ting's eyes widened until Chen Yuye, who was smiling, bit his tongue.
The tongue is the softest part of the human body. You can imagine the pain when bitten. However, Chen Yuye and Jiang Ting were both competing, so even if his tongue was bitten, Chen Yuye just frowned and used his hands hard.
He pressed Jiang Ting's chest hard.
This move made Jiang Ting almost use up his strength to get away from Chen Yuye. Chen Yuye was indeed distracted by the pain in his mouth at this time, and he gradually became unable to suppress it.
What a little girl.
"You, you, what are you doing?"
Just when Jiang Ting was almost free from Chen Yuye's oppression, a middle-aged man's voice suddenly reached their ears. Jiang Ting and Chen Yuye released their mouths at the same time and turned their heads. They saw a man in his forties.
The middle-aged man looked at the two people in surprise. And this middle-aged man was Jiang Wei and Jiang Ting’s father, Jiang Shan!
"I'm going, now something really amazing has happened!"
Jiang Wei stood on the second floor, looking down at his father who looked at Chen Yuye and Jiang Ting with dumbfounded expressions, and looked with some schadenfreude at Chen Yuye and Jiang Ting in the living room who had just gone too far with their joke.