Hua Zai looked at Mengxue who was a little stunned, smiled slightly and kissed her on the lips. Hua Zai originally wanted to kiss her and move her mouth away, but before he could move away, Mengxue's
She held his head tightly with both hands and kissed him wildly.
Hua Zai hurriedly got rid of Mengxue and said: "Mengxue, don't do this now. If you do this, we will all feel uncomfortable, you fool."
Mengxue muttered: "Fool, you are the fool. That man is so stupid to you, don't you know what there is to say?"
Andy smiled stupidly and said, "I know what you said, but you should tell me."
Meng Xue clearly knows that Andy is also a veteran, and he is a man. He knows many times more verbal terms than he does not know. Andy is doing this deliberately now because he wants to give them these too.
Say the mantra.
Mengxue said: "I told you, I'm going to wash up and take a rest early."
Hua Zai started to tease Mengxue, and he said with a smile: "Why are you so anxious? If you don't tell me, then sit down and I will tell you! Hehe!"
Mengxue pouted and said, "I don't want to listen to your dirty talk! What kind of ivory can come out of your dog's mouth?"
Although Mengxue said this on her lips, she didn't think so at all in her heart. She now wished Hua Zai would say more classic words to her.
Hua Zai rubbed his chest and said, "Have you ever seen ivory spitting out of a dog's mouth? I can tell you that I wouldn't tell ordinary people these classic terms I mentioned."
Mengxue reached out and grabbed his ear and said, "Then just say it! If you can't say anything classic today, huh! Be careful, I'll change the channel for you."
Hua Zai said with a smile: "Then take your hands off first, and I will tell you some classics."
Mengxue chuckled and said: "I'm not ready to change the channel. What should I do if you can't agree? Just tell me quickly! If you can't agree, I can change the channel quickly."
Andy deliberately pretended to be stupid and said: "Then what do you want to dictate? As long as I know it, I will tell you. Just take your hands off first!"
Mengxue took her hand down and said, "Okay! Look at your pitiful look. If you don't agree with me later, I will use the most advanced remote control for black and white TV series."
Hua Zai said with a smile: "Mengxue, don't make trouble. If you want to take a shower, go ahead! It's okay if I accept it!"
Mengxue leaned into his arms and said, "No, I want you to tell me some of your classic nouns today. If you don't tell me, you won't be able to live a peaceful and good life tonight."
Andy said: "I don't have any good classic terms, they are all just to fool you!"
Mengxue looked at him eagerly and said: "Huh! Don't lie to me. You men are all of the same virtue. You have so many dirty words in your mouth. Do you think I really want to hear it?"
Hua Zai smiled and said: "That's great, now I don't have to say it! Then go and wash up quickly, it will be dark soon." Hua Zai said to Mengxue on purpose.
Irony.
Now Mengxue didn't want to take a bath anymore, so she kept snuggling in Hua Zai's arms and said softly: "Ahua, let's just chat for a while. We haven't had a good chat together for a long time."
Andy said, "I'm afraid you'll be tired. Take a shower and go to bed early. You'll go to the company early tomorrow morning."
Mengxue hurriedly said: "I'm not tired, and you don't know it yourself; hey! Just tell me your man's most classic mantra, and I'll put it together to see if it's the same thing."
Hua Zai pinched Mengxue's nose and said: "Then you should first tell me what you said and how it was said. I will also tell you some classics, haha!"
Mengxue was not shy at all, and said with a slight smile: "Then I will tell you, you will be fined fifty if you cheat, you are a man and you don't know it, right?"
Hua Zai nodded deliberately and said: "Oh! So that's what happened! I know now. If I encounter such a good thing in the future, I won't let it go, or I'll do it.
If you let it go, you will be fined."
Mengxue pointed her finger at Hua Tsai's forehead and said, "How dare you! This can only be done to me. If you dare to do this to other women, then I will make you look good."
Andy smiled strangely and said: "What will you give me that looks good? Is there anything good-looking on you? Hehe! I also have a classic saying for you, that is: 'No whoring, no gambling, I'm sorry, mother-in-law'
;'Mengxue, have you never heard of it?"
Mengxue smiled and said: "Fortunately, you don't have an old mother-in-law anymore. Does that mean your words are useless? That means you can't go whoring anymore. Do you understand? Then I will also give you a classic saying,
How it was said, let me think about it."
Mengxue also deliberately moved her eyes around and scratched her head with her hands; she suddenly smiled and raised her right index finger and said: "Oh! I remembered it, it seems to be called 'men don't cheat or gamble, women don't cheat'"
No prostitution,' haha! Ah Hua, is that what you said?"
Hua Zai also understood that Mengxue also deliberately said the wrong thing, and he also smiled and said: "Yes, yes, just like you said, men who know how to gamble are good men, and women who know how to seduce men
That’s the best, hahaha!”
Mengxue also made him a little dumbfounded, so she pouted again and said, "That's great! You said this! You won't regret it, right?"
Hua Zai nodded and said, "How could I regret it! Wei Xiaobao said that a man will keep his word and it is difficult to chase any horse."
Mengxue stood up from Hua Zai's arms and said with a smile: "Then I'll leave first. It's still early and there are many handsome guys to date. If I'm afraid of being late, then I have no choice but to go
Pick up the old men who sweep the streets! But for those old men, I’m still worried that if I go pick them up, they might treat me like trash and throw me into the garbage; I’d better go pick up the handsome guys earlier.”
Hua Zai smiled and clapped his hands and said, "Okay! Then hurry up and go. Otherwise, if you go late and meet an old man sweeping the road, if you rush to hang out with them, they won't treat you like rubbish."
It’s weird if you lose your sweepstakes; go quickly, if you don’t have money for a taxi, I’ll give you some taxi money, hehe!”
Mengxue didn't think that Hua Tsai would joke with her like this, so she said: "Humph! I have the money for the taxi ride now, and I will find a handsome guy to find a solution for the money that comes back later."
Andy said: "Then what if they don't have money and a bully comes to force the bow? Then you have to walk back, come on, come on, I'll give you a spare tire just in case."
Mengxue gave Hua Zai a white look and said, "Huh! Don't you know why some men who were struck by lightning were struck by lightning?"
Hua Zai shook his head and said with a smile: "I don't know, they must have bad ideas. They just happened to meet each other during the thunder, right?"
Mengxue grabbed Hua Zai's ear again and said, "Do you really not know? Then I will wait until you find out and then ask me to let you go!"
Andy said hurriedly: "Okay, okay! I know, I said, I said, you have to let me go first!"
Mengxue said: "How could I let go first? This time it's not like before. If you don't tell me, I will... humph! Tell me quickly."
Andy said: "That's because they were struck by lightning because they refused to give money to others for their hard work. Everyone said this, 'No wonder the five thunders don't hit you, and they don't pay for their white dicks', right?"
Mengxue."
Mengxue deliberately tightened her hand and said, "Then you continue to act stupid for me!"
"Ouch, it hurts! Why don't I just pretend to be stupid from now on? Please let me go first." Wa Jai also pretended to be in pain and begged Mengxue for mercy.
His hand was really effective. Even Mengxue thought that Hua Zai had really hurt her. She hurriedly let go of the hand holding Hua Zai's ear and said: "Ahua, it really hurts."
Really? I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."
Hua Zai said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay. You go and wash up first. After you wash up, I'll go wash up and have a rest early."
Mengxue held Hua Tsai's hand and said, "Then let's go wash together! This way we won't waste time."
Hua Zai originally didn't plan to take a bath with Mengxue, but now he had no choice but to walk into the bathroom with Mengxue.
They all took a shower and went to the room. As soon as Andy went there, he lay down on the bed; Mengxue smiled and lay on his chest and said: "You also boasted some big words. I just had a few blows in the bathroom and you are not good anymore."
, there’s no such thing as a golden gun that can’t be brought down.”
Andy said: "That's not even to mention that you were too impatient. It made me unable to adapt to it all of a sudden. That's why you behave like that. You don't know and don't remember that there is a saying like this, 'Impatient food eats.'"
No hot tofu.'”
Mengxue said: "Okay, I'll wait for the hot tofu to cool down and see how much you can eat."
Andy said: "Then let's try it after it cools down and you will know. I also want to drink natural fresh milk! Hahaha!"
They chatted and laughed for a while, and then Mengxue said to Andy: "Oh, by the way, Ah Hua, it won't be long before the wedding of Dad and Auntie Shi. What are your plans then?"
If Mengxue didn't say this, Hua Zai would have almost forgotten all these things, so he said: "Mengxue, you just have to arrange this matter, and I will listen to you in everything."
Mengxue said, "Okay! I'll let you know when I've made arrangements, and go to bed." After Mengxue said that, she smiled and threw Hua Zai down on the bed.
Hua Zai murmured: "Hey! This hot tofu is not ordinary when it gets cold. I finally see it now."
The current Mengxue could still hear what Hua Zai said. She pressed on Hua Zai's body and kept kissing him on the mouth and face. Her hands continued to slowly move on Hua Zai's body.
Hua Zai's body started to move upstream; slowly, slowly, Mengxue's hand had grasped Hua Zai's 'ham'. This guy was really disobedient, so Mengxue gave it a gentle massage.
After a few clicks, it became proud.
Hua Zai also started to lose his temper. He turned over like a dragon and suddenly exchanged positions with Mengxue. Now even Hua Zai, who had always only defended but not attacked, now changed his tactics to attack with explosives.
.
Hua Zai held the grenade in his hand and was about to throw it into Mengxue's position with all his strength. At this moment, Mengxue came across and blocked his grenade. Mengxue had already caught his grenade.
Hua Zai knew very well in his heart that Mengxue was going to 'commit suicide', so he withdrew his hand and waited for Mengxue to 'commit suicide'.
"Ah!" With an inspiring shout, Mengxue finally succeeded in 'suicide'.